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Hi guys, I got two vehicles on offer for whoever is interested. Its a 2004 Honda accord and a 2004 Toyota Corolla, both in very good shape. Cars are still in the U.S but can be shipped over to Nigeria if a concrete interest is established. The accord is offered for N1.750million and the corolla for N1.7million. I am willing to ship the cars down at my own expense if I get a firm commitment to pay on delivery. You can reach me on osculate_2000@yahoo.co.uk or call me on 07034110422. Please see below for further details on the cars. Thanks and waiitng for your calls.

2004 Honda Accord Details

VIN:1HGCM66554A005171
Odometer:110,000 mi
Transmission:Automatic
Engine Cylinders:Not Specified
Drive Train:2 Wheel Drive
Fuel Used:Gasoline
Exterior Color:White
Interior Color:Tan
Interior Type:Leather
Body Style:Sedan
Doors:Four Doors
Audio:Premium
Top Style:Sun Roof

Equipment Included
Air Conditioning
Cruise Control
Power Door Locks
Power Mirrors
Power Windows
Rear Window Defroster
Airbags
Alloy Wheels
Power Brakes
Antilock Brakes
Power Seats
Heated Seats

How much can you clear a 2011 LR4. Urgent response needed pls.

All,

Forms are out and selling for the 2011/ 2012 session for N4,500 only. For further enquiries or form purchase, contact programme coordinator on 08023846106.

Thanks

Hello Sir sorry to bother you again, pls be kind to help check the details for this VIN # 5N1ED28T74C605766.

Much obrigado!

why is owner selling?

Lecture commences january 15th 2011. Forms still available for sale at N4,500.

Thanks much Mr Kunle, May God continue to bless you.

Will greatly appreciate if you can kindly help check the details of VIN # 4jgab54e12a325394 and send to afizsalimanu@gmail.com.

Thanks muchos

Hi, would appreciate greatly if you kindly help check the details of this VIN # 4jgab54e12a325394. Thanks

Federal Polytechnic Ibadan distance learning programme forms still available.

still available

What is the VIN for this machine. I can offer N1.9M but i'd like to have the VIN first.

Generators are available for viewing in Ajah. Waiting for your calls.

I have 2 units each of 16kva and 20kva perkins generators for sale. The generators are sound proof and are brand new. The 16kva goes for N800,000 while the 20kva sells for N900,000. If you are interested do kindly contact me on 08023145544. Make that call now as these generators are sure not to stay long.

I have 2 units each of 20kva and 16kva perkins diesel generator for sale. The sets are all soundproof. The 20kva goes for N900,000 while the 16kva goes for N800,000. If you are interested kindly drop me an email on osculate_2000@yahoo.co.uk or call me on 08023145544.

Why are you selling Sir?

Hi All,

This is to introduce the distance learning programme (DLP)of the Federal Polytechnic Ibadan to you. The National Board for Technical Education (NBTE) recently granted approval to Ibadan Poly to operate satellite campuses in selected states across Nigeria. The programme is accredited for both National Diploma (ND) and Higher National Diploma (HND) degrees.

Lectures will be delivered on weekends (Saturdays and Sundays) at the African Church Model College, College Road, Ogba, Lagos. Various courses are available for both the ND and HND programmes. It takes 6 semesters to complete either the ND or the HND programme. Semester examinations will be administered at the Main Campus of the Federal Polytechnic Ibadan (so all prospective applicants should bear in mind that they'll have to travel and stay on the campus in Ibadan for about a week each semester for exams).


Registration form costs N7,000 only and lectures commences October 2010. Feel free to call the follwing numbers: 08023145544 or 07034110422 for further enquiries.

I think 1.2M is ridiculously high for the woodwork to roof a 4 bedroom bungalow. I just finished a 4bed room bungalow with 2 large sitting areas, a waiting room, bar, laundry with all the rooms ensuite and I paid about N520k in total for the woodwork including workmanship.

@felix 72, is BIS activated automatically once u subscribe for the data plan?

@ dclique,

Can you use blackberry services by subscribing to 100MB data plan, how? pls educate

if you still interested my wife has got stock that just arrived from the U.K send me an email on osculate_2000@yahoo.co.uk.

cheers

how much are you selling in naira? you did not indicate the currency on the amount posted.

@poster, can you get me a dry exhaust 20kva gen (diesel) and how much will it cost?

Waiting for your response.

ciao

what year?

I need a shop in Ogba preferably on college road. If you have any that is available for immediate occupation pls kindly send details (exact location, total price e.t.c) to me on osculate_2000@yahoo.co.uk

cheers!

Can you kindly send pictures and description of location to: osculate_2000@yahoo.co.uk

Thanks

Three men got lost in the forest and were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told them they could live if they pass a test. The first step of the test was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the test to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in, but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the test to him he thought this should be easy. So in they went 1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
6,
7,
8, and on the 9th berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples!"

, lighten up people!, its friday!!!,

, enjoy!,



AKPAN bought a new mobile phone. He sent a message to everyone on his phone book. The message reads: My mobile number has changed; earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is Nokia 6610. Please take note,

In a conversation: AKPAN : I am proud because my son is in Medical College
Friend: Really? What is he studying?
AKPAN: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

Akpan visits his Doctor
AKPAN: Doctor, in my dreams I play football every night.
DOCTOR: Take these drugs and you will be okay.
AKPAN: Can I take it tomorrow? Tonight is the final game.

Akpan and his wife
AKPAN: If I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I will stay with my sister but if I die will you remarry?
AKPAN: No, I will also stay with your sister.

AKPAN: People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know?
AKPAN: When I went to the park today, everybody said, oh GOD, you have come again.

AKPAN comes back to his car and finds a note saying "parking fine"
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for the compliment"

How do you recognize Akpan in school?
He is the one who erases the notes from his book when the teacher erases the board.

Once AKPAN was walking, he had a glove in one hand and none on the other hand. So a man asked him why he did so.
He replied: The weather forecast announced that on one hand, it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

AKPAN: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race; the winner will get the cup.
AKPAN: If only the winner will get the Cup, why are the others running?

In a classroom,
Teacher: "I killed a person. Convert this sentence into future tense"
AKPAN: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

AKPAN told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It is already raining"
AKPAN: "So what? Take an umbrella and go"

I think Akpan is smart,his foolishness shows he still has a brain.

The whole idea is to encourage people to buy new cars, which in my opinion I don't see anything wrong with!

up your game!