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I need a land by the beachside as well, preferably 2-3 plots. Kindly email me with details on osculate_2000@yahoo.co.uk

@prop1

is the car toks or used in naija. If its toks, whats the vin number, i might be interested.

cheers

@todomon

Где расположены машины и сколько вы его для продажи.

Ура

A man from the village and his boy were visiting a mall in Lagos for the first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked his father, "Papa wetin be dis?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "My pikin I neva see dis kind tin before for my life o."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Akpos, go bring your mama come!."

Whereabout in Ikorodu is this property and what is your contact details?

how much is it going for? No contact details.

10million GBP or 10 million NGN?

Best write up I've ever seen on nairaland.

What are the asking prices for the underlisted properties, serious enquiry.

6 bedroom detached duplex with 3 Living rooms + 2 rooms BQ all room ensuite at OGBA , IKEJA( New House ) ( vacant )
2 Plots of Land @ ISHAGA BUS- STOP IJU
4 PLOTS of Land at jakande Estate ISOLO

cheers

Pls send the pics to my box osculate_2000@yahoo.co.uk

please be kind to help run a check on this VIN 4T1BG22K6XU448868.

please be kind to help run a check on this VIN 4T1BG22K6XU448868.

Sly, please be kind enough to help run a check on this VIN 4T1BG22K6XU448868. Thanking you

Rasmur pls be kind to help check this VIN 4T1BG22K6XU448868. Thanking you in advance

How much are they. Can you send the pix to my my email osculate_2000@yahoo.co.uk

best thing I've read in a long time, got me laughing my ribs out

I'm very interested in the X5, if you give me your number or email I'll call/ email asap. my email is osculate_2000@yahoo.co.uk

@akuya

why did u edit your initial post?

oro di um, oro pesi je o, oro di um

Can you include the prices pls

@Topea
I requested that you send me this property list a long time ago but I still haven't heard from you, can you kindly do that as soon as you can, it'll be highly appreciated. My email add is osculate_2000@yahoo.co.uk

I don't mind also if anyone else who has the info and is willing to share can fwd it to me.

Thanks

Nigeria is not as bad as people think comm'on. My guys in british american tobacco who are senior managers (these are guys in their early 30's) go home with like 1,050k thats the least every month after you have deducted taxes and pension contribution and they still have all the normal benefits of car, telephone, medical and all those . This is for a fact cos I worked with BAT and these are my guys that we still drink together regularly, naija no dey that bad now. Its not that its easy to get like that but there are some guys with some unbelievably drop dead good deals.

Nigeria ain't that bad. I for one won't work anywhere else permanently outside nigeria, although I work outside naija for 2-3 weeks and return. The truth like some other posters have rightly said it depends on which company you are coming to work for, your years of experience, qualifications and how much you can sell yourself. For example the IT manager for finance system applications where I work (a well known multinational oil & gas coy) earns about 120,000USD plus numerous benefits car fully maintained by coy, full medicals for himself and family, life insurance, telephone unlimited calls, pension fully contributed by the coy, gratuity, stock option for exceptional performance (dependent on appraisal though), he'll get a housing grant after 5 yrs and several other stuff. So I guess it ain't that bad, just choose the right ones and negotiate well, u'll get an unbelievable deal trust me. Bros nigeria sweet o but ur coming home should be strictly because u want to though. All the best in ur decisions.

I've ate lots of meat: ostrich balls, crocodile, antelope, duck, bufallo (there is this place in nairobi kenya called carnivore, there you can get all sorts of meat), but the craziest meat I've ever eaten is rat, not bush rat o original lagos gutter rat. I know this sounds funny and freaky but its true. It wasn't intentional though it was a setup by my friends i thought they were eating suya not knowing it was roasted rat with suya pepper, fortunately and unfortunately the first and only one I took was the head. Pls imagine th rest of the story,

I have a plot of land for sale in Ikosi just besides caleb school facing the Lagos Ibadan expressway. There are actually two plots which has been fenced round but I'm disposing only one n keeping the other for personal use. Asking price is N6m (negotiable) remember land is fenced and was allocated to my father by Lagos state so no omo onile issue. If you are interested gimme a buzz on 07032777027. (Serious enquiries only Plssssssss)

The blonde
A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the
salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of
pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde
seems to have a hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman
then asks what size curtains she needs.

The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very
small - what room are they for?"

The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but they
are for her computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do not
need curtains!"

The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo! I've got Windoooooows!"

Winner Baby
A baby boy was just born. He had all his pieces and looked quite normal, except that he was laughing - I mean laughing real hard. All the doctors and nurses were examining the little guy in front of his worried parents. He just kept on laughing, his tiny fists all closed and tears rolling from his eyes. One at a time, a pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers to check if his hand was all right, and guess what he found?

The birth control pill.

Wise decision
Two blondes were driving to disney land in Los Angeles. The were looking for signs that would lead them there. One of them finally saw a sign. It said "Disney, Left ,  so they turned around and went back home


Wonders
An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can
take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for
work in six weeks."

A British doctor says: "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can
take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both
looking for work in two weeks."

A Nigerian doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind, we
just took a man with no brain - made him President, and now half the
country is looking for work."

A little boy walks into a whorehouse dragging a dead frog behind him.

He slaps a hundred dollars on the counter and says, Gimmie a LovePeddler with herpes.

The woman behind the counter siad she couldn't possibly give him a LovePeddler with herpes.

So the little boy slapped two hundred more dollars on the table and insisted, Gimme a LovePeddler with herpes.

The woman sighed and said, go up the stairs and down the hall, third door on the left.

The little boy did, he came back down ten minutes later and starts to leave but the woman stops him. Can I ask you a question? she asked. The little boy nodded. Why did you want a LovePeddler with herpes? she asked.

Well, the little boy explained, I have herpes now, I'll give it to the baby sitter, she'll give it to my
dad, my dad will give it to my mom, my mom will give it to the neighbor, who will give it to his wife,
she'll give it to the mailman, and he's the asshole who ran over my frog!

Please write your name in Japanese (refer to table below) to show how crazy it looks like,


A - ka B - tu C - mi D - te E - ku
F - lu G - ji H - ri I - ki J - zu
K - me L - ta M - rin N - to O -mo
P - no Q - ke R - shi S - ari T -chi
U - do V - ru W -mei X - na Y - fu
Z - zi

Thank goodness I ain't japanese nobody would have been able to pronounce me name.
osculate= moarimidotakachite

Will u be kind enough to kindly help check this VIN KNDJB723615016755. Cheers

Will u be kind enough to kindly help check this VIN KNDJB723615016755. Cheers

is this jeep still available