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Phones / Re: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by oseiwe(m): 7:38pm On May 03, 2015
stinggy:

Hmmm... same response, not connecting again even when the network is failing at all.
i last used it some days ago sha, before i decided to stick to d new version. i'm not sure dey hv d ability to disable old versions. it could be server or network, dont use EDGE.
Phones / Re: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by oseiwe(m): 5:30pm On May 03, 2015
stinggy:

Been ignoring the update prompt since, till the version couldn't connect any longer. Pls gimme the link again.
https://www.sendspace.com/file/6v6xpx

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Phones / Re: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by oseiwe(m): 1:18pm On May 03, 2015
stinggy:

Shii is the version 2.6... & 3.0.5 refuse to load at all, telling me to get the new update. Do you still run any version on your phone?
d one i uploaded here still works, i tink its two point someting, wen u see d update on ur z10, press d red button.
Phones / Re: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by oseiwe(m): 5:50am On May 03, 2015
stinggy:


How do I bro? dunno how.
u knw dat z10 plays an older version cos it cant run d 'big update', get a computer, log on to topeleven.com, click d play online link, input ur facebook details and u get to enjoy d latest interface.
Phones / Re: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by oseiwe(m): 9:27pm On May 02, 2015
stinggy:
Oseiwe bro how far with Top Eleven? You still play it?
yes bro, try it on a lappy, u will enjoy d new interface dat way.
Car Talk / Re: Check Out This 10 Cutting Edge Technologies Soon To Be Used In Cars. by oseiwe(m): 1:50pm On Apr 30, 2015
OMG...just wen i finally mastered their 2010 tech, more dey come out.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Top 5 Nigerian Construction Companies To Work For. by oseiwe(m): 4:04pm On Apr 27, 2015
funny list.
Romance / Re: I’ve Dated 12 Men, And Had Seven Abortions by oseiwe(m): 3:54pm On Apr 27, 2015
i dont think deres a need to confess. i knw 2 girls who have done more, one is happily married with a kid, the other still has some more d&c to go.

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Health / Re: The Real Reason Men Live Shorter Lives Than Women by oseiwe(m): 1:02pm On Apr 27, 2015
nothing to add.
the number 9 point is enough to even be d only one.
Travel / Re: Tell Us The Best Places To Live In Nigeria And Why by oseiwe(m): 3:15pm On Apr 26, 2015
pretydiva:
benin city 2 b precise
benin city is a town i wont allow my children grow up in!
if i'm forced to stay in d town, my children will attend schools in other cities.

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Travel / Re: Tell Us The Best Places To Live In Nigeria And Why by oseiwe(m): 3:03pm On Apr 26, 2015
pretydiva:
Since 2014? And it's jst hitting front page...chaii..diaris godoo

Back 2 d topic. Edo state comes 2 mind
edo state or benin? funny place

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Education / Re: Nigerian Universities With The Fastest Masters Degree Programmes by oseiwe(m): 11:41pm On Apr 23, 2015
Blurry:
Please remove Unilag from this list?

I am yet to see a school that will frustrate you as much as this school.

Speaking as an Ex-Msc student....abandoned the programme
bros, d frustration for MBA rite nw wear boxers oh.

op, abeg remove unilag asap

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Politics / Re: Suleiman Hashiemu Arrives APC Secretariat by oseiwe(m): 11:50pm On Apr 20, 2015
oladele97:
This guy matter tire me o....his he now an APC supporter heard in the first instance that his trekking cos he bet Buhari will not win. How com his he now a fans of GMB
ur head too correct jor, not minding ur english though cheesy
Car Talk / Re: Nigerian Women Are Bad Drivers!!! by oseiwe(m): 11:44pm On Apr 20, 2015
yeah, all nigerian women are bad/sluggish drivers except my aunty, d way she take dey drive ehn, its like she drive danfo for first life, then drive cross country for second life, then come dis present life to drive private. she dey cable lagos to benin under 4hrs, na she make me love benz so.

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Romance / Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by oseiwe(m): 11:39pm On Apr 20, 2015
thread of life!
see as e long, every single man on earth has been scammed by dis trick at one point or another, and more will be scammed, some will be doubly scammed sef.

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Career / Re: Sacked For Sending Official Mail With Blackberry by oseiwe(m): 9:33am On Apr 19, 2015
any official mail configured on ur blackberry can NEVER show that signature!
Romance / Re: Nigerian Guy Who Met A Real Life Witch Last Night Narrates His Scary Story by oseiwe(m): 9:40pm On Apr 17, 2015
well, i no doubt, i saw one in benin too. if to say i advise dat fool, he for no believe.
Romance / Re: Healthy Baby Boy Born Using Sperm Extracted From Dead Man(photo) by oseiwe(m): 10:41am On Apr 17, 2015
derrick333:
Mama peace has jus bin vindicated ." ojukwu is dead but his manhoood is still alive"
LWKM! exactly

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Autos / Re: 2000 Toyota RAV4 Available! (N650M) Price Is Negotiable!! by oseiwe(m): 10:32pm On Apr 15, 2015
I'm actually looking for dis ride but ikorodu is very far right now, edo and delta only, though ur price sef high.

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Culture / Re: Photo: Meet The Mami Water People From Osun Oshogbo by oseiwe(m): 10:20pm On Apr 15, 2015
na d mami water dey tweet?
Phones / Re: Photos: Checkout The Phones That Were In Use 10 Years Ago by oseiwe(m): 5:23pm On Apr 14, 2015
EDGE of about 10yrs ago is comparable to our 3G now.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can You Answer These Tricky Job Interview Questions From Apple Inc by oseiwe(m): 5:16pm On Apr 14, 2015
jaybee3:


Na qweshion dem talk say make you answer na gyal you been dey find

Oya engage your brain not your deek tongue tongue tongue
bros, i need my brain to fully focus on d op
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can You Answer These Tricky Job Interview Questions From Apple Inc by oseiwe(m): 4:55pm On Apr 14, 2015
SDIEGO:
In solving the egg question, things to consider includes;
1. Type of egg; is it chicken or turkey egg? The thickness of the shell depends on its source. Hence, this is a critical factor to consider.
If it is chicken or turkey egg, how long has it been layed?
2. The nature of the egg. is it a fresh or boiled egg?
3. If it's chicken egg, is it a local chicken or broilers?
4. The nature of the floor the egg is landing on. Is it a sandy floor or tiled or concrete floor?
5. The effects of gravity can't be ignored, where are you trying this, is it in the moon(knowing there's no gravity there)?
6. Are you dropping it vertically or horizontally?
Convincingly, answering these questions and some I couldnt highlight can help in streamlining the scope of the problem.


dis guy is cray
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can You Answer These Tricky Job Interview Questions From Apple Inc by oseiwe(m): 4:53pm On Apr 14, 2015
misstechy is a kinda fine geh dat i like.
can i send a pm wink
Nairaland / General / Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by oseiwe(m): 8:32am On Apr 14, 2015
Caracta:
You learn new words and toughen up.

You learn cuss words and funny diss lines.

You begin to understand that there are weird people with weird stories in weird relationships in weird places.

You are either afraid or excited about marriage.

You learn your freedom of expression is limited by a moderator's ban or antispam bot ban.

You learn a (f) moniker is probably a male guy pretending to be female.


You discover some attention-seeking stunts by some group of persons also known as Trolls.

you forgot about space booking
Politics / Re: Fifth Term Lagos Deputy Speaker Defeated Along Other APC Candidates by oseiwe(m): 9:57pm On Apr 13, 2015
Dharniel:
5th term!!! OMG. Thought twaz only David Mark that has that kinda record in politics here in Nigeria. they just turn d tin to one traditional chieftancy title, the likes of HRH Eze Nwafor I, Otunba, e.t.c...
james manager has been unopposed since 1999.
Politics / Re: Jimi Agbaje Called Akinwunmi Ambode To Congratulate Him Screenshot by oseiwe(m): 8:33pm On Apr 12, 2015
simplibaba:
“Most Igbos says they are the people that developed Lagos and made Lagos what it is today. They say without Igbos, Lagos is finished. And i keep wondering, how has Igbos helped in shaping and developing Lagos?

“Lets get the fact right, Igbos didn't develop Lagos rather, it was Lagos that shaped and made the Igbos what they are today. Without igbos in Lagos, Lagos will remain Lagos and without Lagos, most Igbos may likely be nothing.

“Reason for my assertion is that most giant and top companies that attracts millions of people across the country to Lagos are not owned by the Igbos so, how has Igbos shaped and developed Lagos?

“This are the achievements and economic advancement Igbos gave Lagos and Lagosians; tokunbo and fake spare parts at Ladepo Market, China Electronics and pirated CDs at Alaba market, bend-down select cloths at Idumota and yaba and kotangowa market, Chinese and tokunbo computers accessories and phones at Computer village Ikeja are Igbos economical achievement and contribution to Lagos. In fact, most Igbos are causing nuisance in Lagos. A visit to this markets will tell you the amount of nuisance that Most Igbos has caused in Lagos. The environments this Igbos traders are mostly populated are always polluted with waste of all sorts, they are dirty, stinking, rough, erection of illegal shops on road, on pipeline and railway lines are encouraged in this market places that causes traffic gridlock and other dangerous acts and when Lagos state government dismantle this illegal shops, they get angry, if Lagos state government close their shops for environmental violation, they pick offence. How then has the Igbos developed Lagos?

“As long as am concerned, PZ, COCA-COLA, 7UP, CADBURY, MTN, ZAIN, GLO, ETISALAT, DANGOTE, SHOP-RITES, GOLDEN PENNY, FLOUR MILL, INDOMIE, UNILEVER, P&G, CHI LIMITED, GUINNESS, NIGERIA BREWERIES, OANDO, CONOIL, TOTAL, MOBIL, CHEVRON, SHELL, AQUADANA, KFC, EKO HOTEL, INTER CONTINENTAL HOTEL, PROTEA HOTEL, JULIUS BERGER, RCC CONSTRUCTION, NESTLE, KPMG, GSK, FRISLAND FOOD, WAMCO, BRITISH AMERICA TOBACCO, FLOUR MILL, SCHLUBEGER, AIT, SILVERBIRD TV, CHANNELS TV, LARFARGE, etc are not own by the Igbos. This companies are what attracted millions of people to Lagos.

“Igbos shouldn't lay claim that they develop a place by becoming nuisance. Most of the top churches in Lagos are not also owned by Igbos. House on the Rock, Redeem, Christ Embassy, Deeper life, living faith, MFM, etc are not owned by Igbos, the only church that's reasonable that's owned by an Igbo man is TREM, while another Igbos church Lord Chosen church encourage nuisance in Lagos and it also double as the most dirtiest church in Lagos.

“Records shows that 75% of robbery cases in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 85% of ritual cases in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 60% of drug cases in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 70% of fraud cases in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 90% of pirated CDs in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 60% of fake and Adulterated drugs in Lagos that has kill thousands of Lagosians are carried out by Igbos, in fact, most of the crimes in Lagos are related to the Igbos so how has Igbos developed Lagos when they can't get their hands off crimes?

“There's no Igbo man among the top three richest people in Nigeria, so how are they successful?

“The truth is that Igbos should be grateful that the Yorubas accommodated them in Lagos peacefully, they shouldn't take the Meekness and kindness of the Yorubas for granted.

“Igbos didn't make Lagos but its actually Lagos that made Igbos.”
f00lish f00l
Autos / Re: Toks 1999 Chevrolet Trans Sport 800k by oseiwe(m): 7:13pm On Apr 11, 2015
still available
Romance / Re: What Is The Best Kidplay You Enjoys Doing Most With Your Bf Or Gf? by oseiwe(m): 2:46pm On Apr 11, 2015
oluwasunshine:
I enjoys playing pes,realfootball and winning eleven with my boyfriend,i chooses realmadrid and he chooses chelsea. What is yours?
can i be ur second boyfriend?
Politics / Re: Soldiers Beat Up Voter For Taking Their Pictures In Surulere by oseiwe(m): 2:34pm On Apr 11, 2015
countsparrow:
D day wey I wear Karmo wey soldiers chase me, na dat day I sabi say... Hellfire hot pass inside molten magma.
dat u have fingers to type dis mean say na God save u.
Politics / Re: Photo: Have You Seen This? by oseiwe(m): 8:13pm On Apr 10, 2015
Adesiji77:
I saw the picture on Twitter and didn't believe it is for real until I Googled the name of the party.

Interesting cheesy
d bill board dey front of tfc for agege sef
Politics / Re: Ayirimi Emami defects to APC in Delta by oseiwe(m): 7:03pm On Apr 08, 2015
Change!!! me too don defect oh.

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