₦airaland Forum

reaky:
It's no beans to add another year in a world plagued by conflicts, insurgency, ebola , even been bedridden for d past 8months en amongst others! As i look forward to December 31st , i've got every reason to say thank God!!! Happy birthday in advance to my humble self!!!

Happy Birthday reaky! no be beans at all, you shall rice above every limitations in the new year!

greens:
Dear friends.
My wedding will be coming up on Jan 03 2015. My problems is that I will be compelled to dance. That is my major concern now because I cant remember if I have ever danced in public before and I know I dont know how to dance

Please drop your tips dears.

Thank you very much

talk to the MC, he should cut out couples dance part out or he no go smell him balance.

nex:
@OgaOfficer

The program was LIVE a few days ago. This is not a live stream, but a Youtube upload of the video.

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now I know bar baric!

all these new marriage trend is heartbreaking!

na the pics I like

babeflenz:
Many a time, you see girls receiving calls, with their facial expression, you can immediately tell who is calling.... So i came up with dis photo of different ways of receiving different calls....



Compiled by me: BABEFLENZ

I don't wanna call you...can I take you to France?

princdebola201:
..My observation shows that ladies show
more interest in getting to the altar than the
guys and some ladies literally drag their guys
through manipulation,seduction,appeal to his
ego etc
Have you ever wondered why the bride keeps
beeming throughout the wedding while the
groom keeps pondering on what brought him
there and what the heck he's doing?Let's hear
your views.

actually, some guys dey reason how to clear the remaining debt and keeping eyes on the spraying

VigorousV:
hello guys i just need assurance is dis z10 really okay as in gud am planning to get it 2day bt being skeptical

so, if we say it's not really okay, which phone will you buy?

dovelike:
Asking girls for money and telling them that they will pound them well ??This one beats me

you know where you dey so?

I only do the number 1 offence. The so called biometric driver's license will be done when I start driving during the daytime.

dumo1:
Bros. i dey wait for your story.

my own bad oh.

she dey Nigeria now cos I ended her European dreams.

I'll be killed if I write mine.

The baby just confuse, he go dey wonder who send am come sef.

is that your first baby ni?

hahahaha.....
I have a story....

removed from where?

Generalkorex:
Yeah it rocks. Though i never use for driving but use it to locate places in ikorodu times without number.

FTC wow
to our mod na wa o dis post jus dey fp since .

bros, stop that! ikorodu no dey map.

royal42nz:
Thanks boss. But the fact is dt am a yet to be employed person. Meaning am still hopeful. So you might have to consider me in terms of the price issue. But I'll appreciate if we can talk off thread (to avoid derailing). Thanks

okay. pinged!

Beennkumar:
Your list isn't complete without programmers.

babes don ever see you with lappy? you won't have to say much again.

cc150615:
you're on point bro,actually they rarely even have time to meet cos everywhere they are They're either coding or trying to crack a code.

lol...we can't even do sh!t

farano:
1. Police: S/he has his own handcuffs lol

2. Bankers: They normally spend a lot of time in the office waiting for feedback and turnaround.

3. Chefs/Cooks: Being experts on how food tastes, it is harder for them to enjoy your food since they have the ability to notice subtle mistakes.

4. Nurses: They work both day and night shifts.

5. Firefighters: You'll make yourself crazy worrying about him or her

You are free to add yours.

big lie!

You no add people wey dey pack all the things wey dey plane to use for the next airport cos na 16hrs them wan spend there.

Teempakguy:
One Man's Ponmo Is Another Man Shoe.
as for me, i can never, ever, ever marry a prostitute. or even anybody with a tainted record.

bros, you can never tell.

I have seen all apart from number 1 and 6.
There's two more types that the OP didn't add sef.

royal42nz:
Xup edo peeps. got to benin on Sunday for a three months training program. I won't lie, I dnt like aw am feeling at all. This place is just so boring for me. And lonely too, cos its my first time.

....

Pls, aw can I get like a three months accommodation that won't be too far from ring road area. I presently stay in a student hostel beside uniben(ekosodin road), and those guys charged me 3k for kust a week.
So pls, I need help urgently and am running out of money. Need the accommodation before this week runs out. Thanks
08065075494/21b4ef89

how much can you pay for the three months to live in my already furnished apartment? it's not too far from ring road, by lucky way and I could provide you company. I won't stay with you sha but no move my things oh.

walcolm:
BlackBerry Passport review

PS: I will keep updating as things come to me

First Impressions
Completely premium material makes the phone breathtaking when you open the pack!

Keyboard
The only device in the history of the World with a keyboard that's also a navigation pad. That means you use the keyboard to move about when you are on a page, use the keyboard to flick words up and also delete text (you will forget the keyboard has all these features when you start using the device). Swiping down on the keyboard brings up the numeric keypad when you need numbers

Unless you're a basketball player, you can't use the phone with one hand conveniently all the time. There are things you can do if you have large hands like me. If you have small hands don't try to use one hand

Specs
This is freely available on the Web and it's all true. Screen resolution is a crazy high 455ppi

BlackBerry 10.3
For those waiting for the official release, you're going to like the 10.3 when it eventually drops and the experience is made even better by the BlackBerry blend that comes with 10.3!!!! Those who used the PlayBook will know what I'm talking about and feel right at home with the blend...it's BlackBerry bridge on steroids


Watching Videos
Cos the screen is 1:1 ratio, videos are never full screen like you get on 16:9 ratio devices

pls, can I hear more about the blend? I miss my pb days cos of compatibility issues.

Tallesty1:
When you see a guy crying because a lady broke his heart.

Don't think it is because he loves her so much.

Or because he cannot do without her.

Thing is, he is mourning the lady already.

She is good as dead because of what he will do to her later.

I actually loved my own so much but I was given an opportunity to strike back.

no. the thing only pain me say I do mumu.
I got my revenge sha, after my eyes finally open.

ireneony:
i took him out on his birthday that was then o, but now no boyfriend

application sent. I have the cognate experience.

dayosmallz:
Jumia is doing black friday and the passport is onn for 64k.. can't help but feel sorry for those that wasted 130k

Nigerians!
The last time they did black friday, every important thing with unbelievable price was sold out by 12.01am.