Toks2008:


Thanks..Sweet is good enough..if she gets unfaithful i can always show her the way out and get another one...life goes on.

I was agreeing wit u until u dropped bipolar points.
By d way, if sex dey transmit curse, it must transmit blessings too, or u wanna tell me u dey work for d transmission station?

The funny thing is dat it is u, d women who r champion of d double standards! For d men, it is Live and Let Live

methinks CS will be beta, numb d woman, bring out d baby witout stress, clean n clear d womb, mother's belly stays flat afterwards
d pains no go let my woman get choice

Fine girl, where be d party venue?

LOL...its called RIVERS state bro, they counted dat road as a river

Stanleywaxy:
Lol ... I'll show this to a guy in my lodge too , we call him " who you help " ; he uses the line a lot

2012 slang frm a jam in warri bro, olamide actually "yorubalized" d lines

D evolution goes back n forth

lielbree:
I'm kalabari from rivers state.
My husband spent 10.50000 one fifty thousand naira to dress his mother's corps alone!!!
In my place the corps changes 3 times before it is finally buried.
We spent over 25m for the entire burial.
Meanwhile I hired a wedding dress 4years prior to my mother in laws death to save cost

It still annoys me knowing that a corps had that much more glamour than me on my wedding day

Hahahaha...I saw 17m on one post and was angry, wen I saw ur 25m, sorry I had to laff. Wetin dead body dey use 3 diff clothes do? I sure say dem even rub am cream and make up join,
people living below d niger will neva progress until dey stop dis shii

BumBae:
phave u been in a situation with her before . If shes say u gonna cry u will

Men cry wey no even dey date am seff , how many head u get

lol, we've been thru plenty tings togeda, she has a philia for crying men, dats why I just dey one corner dey observe her like my one of my parameters

UIA04:

may God punish you and everyone supporting that bastard ibori may remove all his stogees from power .
as far as I am concerned, he was governor of the urhobos,ijaws., warri and co not governor of Delta state.

Who U help?
bad belle is allowed.

WizPrince1:
I saw this post on Facebook with the write-up;

“ The next Governor of Delta State is that woman wearing dark sun glass. Because the other guys have all taken their turn.”

From Left; Ex-Governor Emmanuel Uduaghan, Ex-Governor James Ibori and Current Governor Ifeanyi Okowa.

This picture was taken when James Ibori was the Governor of the State. What's your say about this?
Caption this photo!

see dat dude wearing d green n white ribbon around his neck behind d woman n uduaghan? dat Manager, he's d next in line, while my sweetheart Take Ibori will take his seat at Abuja.

kaziblake:
Aww tears of joy.He is so lucky to have married the bride.

My hubby will do same

lemme burst ur brain,
I smile in all situations

Different strokes for different folks.
I sold my z10 for 20k and bought a chinko andriod powered fone for 10k, and I've been proud of it.

D difference is too much abeg oh! Na hw she take reduce d breasts too? I'm suspecting surgical knives did dis shii

I'm sure only Wayne Rooney can give u d right way to go.

mzTarsh:
O mehn the dog for go well this weekend with Hennessy... imma proud Calabar Chick.

me doubt by dat hennessy line, plus ur siggy

PresVA:
@she saw it in a dream before you got married....

You know your wife doesn't trust you and you played such a 'big' prank..

Continue convincing her nna...

E.o.D

after reading, dbanj's emergency hook started playing*** panpa robo... stupedinluv is still sitting down on a very long thing! i lyk dat

nlfan, abeg bfor dem go bash u finish, in d inner good spirit of ur supposed witchcraftness, kindly answer my question abt d hub, na dat part interest me.

nlfan:
I am feeling more like a devil right now,

I have a friend who owns a Business Hub where Technology startups are enhanced and built in the southern state.

Occasionally, he partners with Google to organized tech and entrepreneurial events and i am always one of the resource person, we are good friends and we share alot.

Can we talk abt d hub smwhr else, pls? Any medium u choose

Explorers:
They won't understand what you passed through with this. When you have to push the reset button 20 times, remove the cd, clean it, blow it fix it back.

Game of life

Neva had d luxury of using a landline, but I be expert in repairing radio cassettes dat year, I really had patience dat year, to arrange dat tape.

KweenSisan:
Lets talk about it is simply an avenue to ease ur mind off mind bugging issues...see peoples suggestion...and probably people who have faced similar issues

:-/

Mhizklefpixie:
Biko m a girl o..check me out on my fb id@mhizklef pixie

can I get a better proof?

Vinshu:
I don't understand.
Jesus had a woman called Mary Madgalene. Some say she was his gf. James Bond had a woman at some point. Superman had a woman he was crushing on. Spiderman had Mary Jane The Flash has Iris he is crushing on The Arrow has Felicity. Iron man had a woman
Should I list more?

Mary Magdalene? seriously?

PtBlank:
Nice tips.

But what's the correct pressure for tyres. My tyres are 195/65 rim15

it shld be btw 40/45, chk ur tire n car door side.

Explorers:
1968 Toyota Hilux vs 2016 Toyota Hilux.


cc: dominique

Hilux no strong again

nairalandbuzz:


Wait ... The 2015 one no get gear?

Oh boy, na knob o...

God please answer my prayers by providing my good wishes including those liking this post.

U need to see d interior of my oga jaguar, u no go even see knob.

Mine was wen I spent an extra night at a hotel, I decided to use the ATM dere to withdraw cash to pay and collect transport fare back to base, d machine siezed my card! Fortunately, d bankers came 3hrs later on a monday morning.

5 pages of lies for dharniel, almost evryone is saying its kindness. Gaddemmit!