₦airaland Forum

teemy: POINT 1 - money was stolen. it doesn't matter if it was done by FISHING or ROASTING but the main thing remains that HE COMPLAINED on time and instead of PUTTING ICE on the funds pending investigation, bank says 'WE SEE IT BUT NOT OUR PROBLEM'.

by d time he reported, dat money was being sent back to 9ja thru western union. banks cannot ice funds on a supposedly customer induced transaction.

This job was not done in nigeria. Dere is no insider job in dis mata. It seems fistbank nad diamondbank hv their system hacked at d moment. I knw sm1 lost 3million frm 1st and anoda lost 1.8mill frm diamond. D guys in nigeria hv opened numerous accts nationwide for dis new deal. D 3M frm 1st was traced to sterlingbank, where it was broken into 6 and wired out to diff accts, dis is d layerin process, u can't track dese funds, datz why d bank is confused cos d beneficiaries r 'ghosts'. Dose accts r nt even up to a year old and dese r d only transaction it does. D only way to get dese boys is wit their pics, nt their names. U'll discover its abt 5 faces for 50 accts and all dese wirin frm 9ja to SA/GH or asia take 10mins to consumate.

Sideloading hard oh. I hv tried to download but it doesnt work. Pls, i nid sm1 to gimme steps for sideloading. I cld only read abt 28pgs, d thread long die.

vicshownero: who is dis fool? Why create a thread for something dts nt working? You just want ppl to waste their money..-next time, test and make sure its working before coming here and making noise.

LoL.. Dis ting can pain, d guy just let u spend 1k tryin to cheat. No vex.

Out of 36 govs, Ibori is d only one in jail. Wen Alams was caught in d UK, FGN arranged for his retrieval. D crime Ibori is accused of does not warrant his sentence.
If u hv seen delta of 1998 and delta of 2006, u wld agree dat he is d best gov delta has produced for nw. Check d state nw, Uduaghan has grounded it and given it to his 12 disciples.

onatisi: i need someone to help me load my africard in nigeria .

Don't u have relatives or family members in nigeria?

1. What’s your Nigerian name?
Oseiwe.
2. Were you Born in Nigeria?
Yes. Iwere land.
3. Favourite Nigerian movie?
I sure say na Ukwa but I neva watch am.
4. Favourite Nigerian song? (sing it & not add background music. LOL)
Mo street gan
5. Favourite Nigerian food?
Yam and owo.
6. When was the last time you were in Nigeria? How many times have you been to Nigeria ?
Na only once I don leave d country. I dey plan to run out again.
7. What tribe are you?
Ishan and Itsekiri
8. Say something in your tribal language?
Ejobosemen
9. What do you like most about Nigeria?
Suffering and smiling.
10. What do you hate most about Nigeria?
PHCN, bad roads, politicians, whichever I meet.
11. Do you have any Nigerian Nicknames?
No.
12. What makes you different from other Nigerians?
I understand 5 nigerian and 2 foreign languages.
13. Do you speak your language?
Definitely.
14. Do you speak pidgin English?
Most Definitely.
15. What around your house represents your culture?
D food for my kitchen.
16. What is a ridiculous question you were asked about your culture?
It was not really about my culture but about africa. I wonder how most whites see africa sha.

SeunPlus: 1. What’s your Nigerian name?
Seun, Omotoyosi
7. What tribe are you?
Awori

10. What do you hate most about Nigeria?
Every living thing that does business in Alaba and Ladipo market, the market that shelters the world's greatest daylight robbers and fraudsters. Can't forget when I was robbed in Alaba, i saw myself crying in Ibo, i didn't know how come.

ROTFLMAO.
So crying in tongues don dey?

Ifetex: Testy of front page? abeg dis 1 will go 2 back page

I just joined d charade. Show some love. No let d train go lyk dat.

nadia_SA: Hummmm lol I forgot..






Thts more then enuf ..

South african girl, will u be my wifey?
D way u set, me likey

Creamish: me

If I be musician, I for release a new single.
All I want is your lips *Iyanya's voice

tonididdy: come wey your passport?

Check page2 abi na 1 sef

Shugamania: Who said anythn abt sexy?

Elle est belle! *Francois Hollande voice

nadia_SA: no no don't twist my words na..
U no sabi lol
how can I say that without even seeing her pic
Nd I'm not that mean..

I didn't oh, u knw dat evryting can be read frm diff angles.
D gal has a good sense of humour sha, I was just teasing.

engineerd: me..

U dey do control?

tonididdy: ROTFLMFAO...wetin u mean lol?

Hehehehe...she mean say d oda gal no good reach.

nne3870: Zenith bank in abuja right?

No.

nadia_SA: I'm from johannesburg..

Western cape is where I'm planning for.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]2 days ago. . . [/color]

Look so much lyk a guy I've seen. D TV guy at Texas electronics. R u d one?

nadia_SA: Yeap South african..

I remember dat music by steel 'south african girl'. U r frm wat cape?

HARDDON: In мч cosy coven ....ℓ☺ℓz

I go lyk see d face behind dis moniker. I blive say d face go gentle die.

Dis was his first moment as a super sub

I finally got dis my pic frm facebook. My good pics wit Ehiosun in Istanbul r lost wit my fone. This was snapped two yrs ago b4 we went global.
Just incase u r wondering who he is, he played for super eagles abt 2yrs ago, football buffs wld knw him.

I'm still an apprentice...Eze goes to sch tings, based on control tings

Damn!!! Nadia_SA na bomb!
I see her pic, na once d stout wey dey for my hand drop!

nikkypearl: d two of unna back off,I don marry u hear!btw dat was 2010!

My hand no dey again oh!

Na so Sid come be? I be am follow snap dat year oh, wen d mohits was still a crew. Its bad to lose a fone sha, maybe I for make fp too but I must check all my friends fone, dis trend cannot pass me by.
Sagytarius asked if u r single, I wanna ask mine: Can we double up?

Bros, everybody dey post their pic wit known celebs, u follow person wey dey do waka-pass role for yoruba film snap too abi?
I believe say na u be d mascot. D costume looks natural.

ciphoenix: but you can't compare them both. N8 that couldn't even take the new software updates

I'm running my N8 on belle refresh, I hv an exceptional device to compliment my life.
If u have no life and need a phone to create one for u, get an android.
It doesnt get much simpler.

ciphoenix: as slow as Sh*t

Even honey is bee sh*t

Why dat small pikin carry green gallon of palm wine for head? She dey show for d background.

Defaramade: ''chairman'' indeed

Ah, bros, no use my N8 play oh. No just go dere.