Health / Re: Bird Flu In 7 States In Nigeria Now (See List Of States) by oseka101(m): 8:08pm On Jun 02, 2017 |
promise4040: where the thing go dey if no be north?? Better for them though. Very soon them go set up another budget for them. Useless people. are you owk??! I believe you need help.... |
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Romance / Re: Dating An Akwa Ibom Girl Is An Easy As ABC (Photos) by oseka101(m): 6:07am On Jun 01, 2017 |
PearlStreet:
You registered on NL about 7 years ago and have created about 1,200 topics basically about women.
Life expectancy is at an all time low of about 39 years. Since you've spent 7 years of your life on girls on NL, (added to the approx 14 years spent growing up), you've wasted approximately 3/5 of your life.
You should get a job and try to channel your life into productive things. When I say a job, I mean a real job and not a bl0wjob. savage damn ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
NYSC / Re: NYSC To Post Corps Members To Farms by oseka101(m): 9:02pm On May 29, 2017 |
Brilliant!!!! |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by oseka101(m): 8:58pm On May 29, 2017 |
sparkle4u:
My dear, camp is there. Am not feeling well. Although I was given drugs and to report back in case if it persist till Tuesday. Ebonyi is nice and all the officials. But we were all punish on Saturday by sitting on the red ground sand, matching with our bombom, lying straight on the ground facing the ground and up. While a soldier pour water on platoon 8 members WTF ![shocked](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/shocked.gif) |
Romance / Re: Yeah by oseka101(m): 4:41pm On May 29, 2017 |
Raine80: Keep telling yourself second cousin is not close. You knew you were related but decieded to do "stuff" anyway? Next thing the stuff lead to more stuff .This is how children with webbed feet come to walk this earth. As if we don't have enough already. emmmm Shey u know some tribes in Nigeria do marry their cousins. 2 Likes |
NYSC / Re: Lagos NYSC Camp Allegedly Overcrowded, Corps Members Forced To Sleep Outside by oseka101(m): 3:08pm On May 27, 2017 |
Are u for real |
Education / Re: Boy Who Scored 147 In UTME Wishes To Study Law. Nigerians React.. by oseka101(m): 6:25am On May 27, 2017 |
Savages everywhere.... ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Romance / Re: This Lady Can Tell The Size Of Your Manhood By Looking At Your Face(pics) by oseka101(m): 6:23am On May 26, 2017 |
Weirdos everywhere.... 1 Like |
NYSC / Re: Twitter User Says NYSC Camp Is Haram by oseka101(m): 6:21am On May 26, 2017 |
Terrorist alert ⚠ |
NYSC / Re: NYSC BATCH A 17 STREAM 2 MEET UP by oseka101(m): 6:37pm On May 24, 2017 |
blueskies:
Reali? after puttin us thru stress n spendin money,..its now for nada?...well, we shd v known wat country we'r in..nothin is bn taken srzly. Its well lolzz the only thing dey take serious is to make life hard for folks... |
NYSC / Re: . by oseka101(m): 5:25pm On May 24, 2017 |
The bacteria which he has used to wipe his ass are probably smarter than him...... Again I feel that's not the case might be that it fell from his back pocket unknowingly..... Shit happens...... |
NYSC / Re: NYSC BATCH A 17 STREAM 2 MEET UP by oseka101(m): 5:10pm On May 24, 2017 |
blueskies:
Ok, tnks a lot, dts a relief..aw about xray test n meningitis, hope its nt compulsory because I didn't do heard dey did not even look at that thing self.. |
NYSC / Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You To NYSC Camp by oseka101(m): 10:42am On May 24, 2017 |
bjhaid: man must flex na I tire ooh green bottles is necessary |
Phones / Re: Which GSM Provider Offer The Best Internet Service For Smartphone Users. by oseka101(m): 7:40am On May 24, 2017 |
GL ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
TV/Movies / Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by oseka101(m): 6:24pm On May 23, 2017 |
waywardpikin:
He's not tall enough lolzz like seriously.... Christian bale and Tom hardy are almost the same height ooo 1 Like |
Business / Re: Which Farming Business Can I Start With N300 - 350k? by oseka101(m): 5:55pm On May 23, 2017 |
Cesc001: What about cat-fishing? The only thing hindering me from engaging into this business line is just land and a conducive environment... cat fish hmmmmm not advisable for a startup ooo try something thing else first when your comfortable you can venture into fish business.... Cat fish will make your 300k look like 30k 3 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by oseka101(m): 5:14pm On May 23, 2017 |
Shittaakeem: Ladies and Gentlemen Tom hardy has been cast as Eddie Brock AKA Venom!
Release date October 2018 #Sony/Marvel
Directed by Ruben Fleisher
2018 is Marvels year Black panther Infinity War Antman And The Wasp Deadpool 2 New mutant Dark Phoenix Venom
2018 must obey
Marvel Will Dominate The Box office
May Almighty God protect us.
I pray IJN Non of us shall be missing on earth in 2018. dude I love Tom hardy he killed it in Taboo I wish he could replace Ben affleck as batman..... |
NYSC / Re: Jigawa Corpers Queue To Get Water From The Tap At NYSC Camp by oseka101(m): 9:44am On May 23, 2017 |
Lols |
Education / Re: Lecturer Impregnates Nursing Student At Ogun State College Of Health Technology by oseka101(m): 8:28am On May 22, 2017 |
Mad folk's everywhere... |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Help me pls! I Don't have Funds To Travel for Nysc Camp by oseka101(m): 7:10am On May 22, 2017 |
Simple don't go it's not compulsory...... 2 Likes |
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NYSC / Re: Bauchi State Corpers,let's Meet Here. by oseka101(m): 12:48pm On May 20, 2017 |
olaryemmy:
what better option do u have pls.. thanks try does big luxurious buses to Jos den ask around for bauchi ride.. Jos to Bauchi should be 1hr :15 min...... .. |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A Stream II Lets Meet Here. by oseka101(m): 9:54am On May 20, 2017 |
O7064295504 |
NYSC / Re: Bauchi State Corpers,let's Meet Here. by oseka101(m): 6:33am On May 20, 2017 |
DanAdes525:
Bro, I think I'm about to do the same. And I'm doing this based on security reasons. I'm coming back to the west, to be close to the house. What state would you advice? I wouldn't mind being enlightened on errything on whatsapp. dude what security reasons when last did you hear of any incident in Bauchi, Bauchi is perfectly safe and life there is cheap folks are kind and friendly soo don't worry except you have better plans.. .. |
NYSC / Re: Bauchi State Corpers,let's Meet Here. by oseka101(m): 6:30am On May 20, 2017 |
olaryemmy: [b][/b] kindly add me to the group 09051203198 ..I will be leaving for bauchi on Monday coming from lag,Will b taking Abuja...don't think there bauchi straight from lag( iyana ipaja) any better opinion pls there is but don't try it you will break your back.... |
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Like Virgins? by oseka101(m): 8:33pm On May 19, 2017 |
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Romance / Re: Why Do Men Like Virgins? by oseka101(m): 7:15am On May 19, 2017 |
Grabbeast:
That is true if the guy himself is not a virgin.
Not true if the guy is a virgin.
As a virgin guy I have one word for girls who aren't virgins:
'go look for one of the guys you slept with to marry you'. ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) [s][/s] Not necessary they can find other non virgins to marry. |
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Like Virgins? by oseka101(m): 6:41am On May 19, 2017 |
Any guy who is obsessed about virgins is sick 3 Likes 2 Shares |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by oseka101(m): 1:47am On May 18, 2017 |
Olayinkamalik01: As I login see d news like this, d kind Shit wey do me Ehn.... ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Romance / Re: Man Caught Massaging His Joystick On The Backside Of Lady On BRT Queue (Video) by oseka101(m): 7:22pm On May 17, 2017 |
Irritating pervert!!!! ![embarassed](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/embarassed.png) |
Education / Re: Help Me Out Nairalanders Or I Commit Succide by oseka101(m): 6:52pm On May 17, 2017 |
Dude try weed it helps... Just one drag and u will be laughing abt this whole mess...and it's medicinal 3 Likes |