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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kidnaps 22 Girls And Women In North-east Nigeria by oseka101(m): 8:54am On Apr 01, 2017
I think there is now shortage of virgins in their heaven .....fools

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Romance / Re: Man Dies Having Sex With 4 Ladies In Lagos by oseka101(m): 8:42am On Apr 01, 2017
joxxy01:
yes bro.
good to know for a sec there you had me worried!!!...
Romance / Re: Man Dies Having Sex With 4 Ladies In Lagos by oseka101(m): 8:41am On Apr 01, 2017
joxxy01:
yes bro.
good ...
Romance / Re: Man Dies Having Sex With 4 Ladies In Lagos by oseka101(m): 8:37am On Apr 01, 2017
joxxy01:
shun cultism, its 4 the weak.
undecided are you owk
TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by oseka101(m): 8:35am On Apr 01, 2017
Minemrys:

i have n0thing against you guy. I don't kn0w u so why would i have s0mething against you? Its this page that brought us together, outside it, i don't know you. Point cleared. And the double 'T' was a typo while typing. By you reading twice to comprehend my 1st post, reveals to me the fact that i was dealing with s0me0ne different fr0m wh0m i'd imagined. And, am n0t a linguist. And m0st certainly, this would be my last time replying your post.
oga go and sit down replying me or not replying me does not add to my bank acct...
Career / Re: Can Someone Earning 40k Salary Survive In Abuja? by oseka101(m): 7:38am On Apr 01, 2017
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Phones / Re: Top 5 Things The Samsung Galaxy S8 Can Do That The Iphone Can’t by oseka101(m): 7:33am On Apr 01, 2017
Things my torchlight phone can do S8 cant.
1.last for a week without charging
2.drop on the floor and my heart wont skip,
grin

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Romance / Re: Man Dies Having Sex With 4 Ladies In Lagos by oseka101(m): 7:26am On Apr 01, 2017
What a way to go!!!.. This guy must be a Viking,.. valhalla awaits man.... grin grin

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Literature / Re: What Do You Want To Accomplish With Your Writing? by oseka101(m): 7:17am On Apr 01, 2017
Nothing .....
Sports / Re: 10 Behind The Scenes Secrets The WWE Never Wants To Reveal by oseka101(m): 6:26am On Apr 01, 2017
I rather watch Mr ibu..... I only watch wrestling when Brock is on aside dat.. The rest is soap opera

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Crime / Re: Fake Policeman Arrested in Kaduna State, See What Was Recovered From Him (PICS) by oseka101(m): 8:01pm On Mar 31, 2017
dowjones:


Your oversabi has exposed your illiteracy.

"Monies" is correct because there was legal tender of several countries in his possession
dude i was praising the person who wrote the article not insulting the jail part was humor... Well low IQ problem don't feel sad u have got a million folks like you out there.....Money is the more logical and the preferred form, but monies is a frequent variant....
Crime / Re: Fake Policeman Arrested in Kaduna State, See What Was Recovered From Him (PICS) by oseka101(m): 7:29pm On Mar 31, 2017
Please did any body spot this statement "collected monies" grin grin this person who composed this beautiful article needs to be jailed ASAP.....
Jokes Etc / Re: When Mbaise Man Is Using An ATM (Hilarious Photo) by oseka101(m): 7:25pm On Mar 31, 2017
grin grin some body should tell that man that Atm no dey borrow person money ooo......
TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by oseka101(m): 3:46pm On Mar 31, 2017
Minemrys:

1st its trailer not thriller. 2nd, Zack isn't responsible for the marketting strategy of the films. WB, the studio is. Its n0t as if the DCEU is Snyder's independent film. Its n0t. Its a studio film. What Snyder does is film it and WB does and decides what to do with the movie. As prove it wasn't snyder that released the trailer, it was wb on their youtube channel.
well what can I say you have something against moi well thriller or trailer I know you understand what am saying Mr linguist.... Just for your info its "marketing" not marketting* .....and I had to read ur statement twice to even comprehend what your saying ......
TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by oseka101(m): 6:08pm On Mar 27, 2017
That's just the first thriller i bet u he will show superman in the second thriller!!!
TV/Movies / Re: Iron Fist Fan Page by oseka101(m): 3:15pm On Mar 27, 2017
Ewwww this show is the lamest show on earth....i rather watch mr ibu
Fashion / Re: Pela Tonye Okiemutie Responsible For Bleaching Many Nigerians by oseka101(m): 12:31pm On Mar 27, 2017
And most of those chicks bleaching thinks we dig it...news flash you look irritating ..... undecided imagine u will bleach and rob brown powder and be walking about this is not face-off nah.....

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TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by oseka101(m): 9:26pm On Mar 26, 2017
Minemrys:
Things are going to pick up in the Dceu starting with wonder woman.
hmmm well i don't trust the director of wonder woman ooo she's not known for action movies more like thriller but lets wait and see she might just blow us away!!!
TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by oseka101(m): 7:15pm On Mar 26, 2017
Raalsalghul:
They know me now. They've tried several times to convince of how appropriate Zack Snyder is suited for the DCEU, but I don't agree.
am telling you i pray after they see justice league ... They will be convinced that Zack Snyder has to go..... Or maybe a partnership with Snyder and Chris nolans
Travel / Re: Nigeria Ranked 5th Most Dangerous Place For Americans To Visit by oseka101(m): 4:24pm On Mar 26, 2017
What of Russia

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TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by oseka101(m): 4:07pm On Mar 26, 2017
740megawatts:
To me, Zack Snyder's directorial style is very unconventional and unique. He believes in less dialogues/convos, heavily laced with striking visual elements to replace dialogues and applying literary symbolism to convey messages. He makes his audiences seek information by thoroughly analysing visuals in his movie over and over again. His style of directing is more of a subjective art, turning each scene in his movies into a framed painting. Unfortunately, we are in a movie age where audiences rely heavily on dialogues to tell movie stories. Thus, visual dialogues are aberrations to the movie viewers, a boring activity, so to say. As for me, I admire Snyder's work. My subjective opinion though.
quick question if you were to hire a director and both Zack Snyder and,Chris nolans are bidding for it.... who would you pick!!!
TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by oseka101(m): 2:31pm On Mar 26, 2017
Raalsalghul:

No matter how I try, I can't shake off the feeling that Justice League is just going to be BvS happening all over again. Snyder should be booted out---then, I can stop fidgeting.
finally i have someone who agrees. With me where were you yesterday when i was fighting for my life against this Zack Snyder fans here!!!,
Romance / Re: Photo Of Some Secondary School Students In A Kissing Bout Goes Viral by oseka101(m): 11:53am On Mar 26, 2017
i think we should start planting bugs on our kids..... Soo funny when i was their age girls was like least of my priority..i had other serious issues like saving up for my next console CD. Praying for sir Alex Ferguson and Manchester united trying my best not to fail chemistry and physics again because i don't want to start editing my results ...i had issues man on my mind serious issues .. grin grin

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Politics / Re: Expel Students With Less Than 0.5 CGPA, Buhari Orders Vcs by oseka101(m): 11:44am On Mar 26, 2017
Buhari if you think its easy why dint your daughter graduated from a federal university nor your son.... Shut up old man ...am a fan of your anti corruption and fitted kaftan but you don dey talk nonsense too much this days....
Religion / Re: What's Your Best Or Favourite Name For God? by oseka101(m): 10:54am On Mar 26, 2017
Yahweh

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TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by oseka101(m): 10:30am On Mar 26, 2017
Quick question how do fight someone like this...
Powers and Abilities:
•New God Physiology: The beings of Apokolips call themselves Gods and live outside of normal time and space in a realm called the Fourth World. These New Gods have evolved due to their close proximity to the Source, a primeval energy, believed to be one of the ultimate foundations of the Universal Expression of Energy, along with their superior technology, into beings of genetic stability and evolutionary perfection.
•Superhuman Strength: Darkseid possesses colossal super-strength. Darkseid's full strength potential varies depending on the incarnation. Overall, because he is a high-tier cosmic being, Darkseid can easily overpower and kill humans and most galactic beings, he can bend and break through virtually any man-made material, and can lift extremely heavy objects, decimate full-sized buildings and other structures with his might. As a god of New Genesis he once broke a Green Lantern Ring with his bare hands. It is generally accepted that Darkseid is multi million mega ton range of strength and is among the universe's strongest beings.
•Superhuman Speed: Although rarely displayed, Darkseid can react and maneuver faster than the healthiest and strongest human athlete who partakes in daily exercise. However, Darkseid can't run or move nearly as fast as speeders like Superman or the Flash. In some cases, however, he would often surprise Superman by appearing right behind him. It has been seen that Darkseid can react in microseconds.
•Superhuman Stamina: It is generally accepted that Darkseid can maintain continuous movement and strenuous exercise for unlimited periods of time without ever getting weary or tired in the process, and it that regard, he can battle other aliens for extended amounts of time before tiring.
•Invulnerability: Darkseid is extremely resistant to most forms of physical and mental harm. Darkseid's full durability capacity varies depending on the incarnation. Overall, because he is a high-tier cosmic being, humans couldn't even begin to harm him, bullets bounce off him, rockets, bombs and lasers won't even leave a mark on him, and high-voltage energy emissions can't penetrate through him. He is completely immune to all earthly diseases and viruses. Despite his resistance, other high-tier cosmic beings like Superman or the Martian Manhunter can cause him great distress and pain. Also, materials forged from his home world can hurt him as well.
•Immortality: As a god of New Genesis, Darkseid live almost indefinitely, as he can't age, wither, or degrade. However, though it is nearly impossible for him to die, other high-tier aliens like Kryptonians can kill him.
•Omega Effect: Darkseid wields a cosmic energy field called "Omega Effect", which proves integral, as it is the core from which his other abilities manifest from. This effect allows him to transverse through time and space, also enabling him to break barriers and force-fields.
•Omega Beams: Darkseid's main power. He focuses this power as a form of energy that he fires from his eyes. This effect is not only a relentless attack, but it is capable of teleporting the target to any location Darkseid chooses and recall them later or erase the target from the universe and similarly reform them. Darkseid has pinpoint control over his Omega Beams, and his unerring aim allows it to travel in straight lines or bend, twist or curve around corners. It has been shown that the Omega Beams are ineffective against the bracelets of [Wonder Woman](movie:45787), as they were created from the Olympian Aegis. He has claimed that no being had yet withstood the full force of the Omega Beam, but Doomsday and Superman nonetheless survived the attack.
•Telepathy: Darkseid can easily read minds of others anywhere in entire Universe. In this ability, he can also attack or invade someone's mind with images.
•Mind Control: Darkseid can control the actions, thoughts and speech of humans just by thinking. In the scope of this ability, he can apparently, control and take over 100 individuals at once, indicating the capacity potential his brain can achieve.
•Psionic Possession: Darkseid's psychic abilities allow him to possess an individual and negate any superhuman abilities they may have.
•Telekinesis: Darkseid can mentally influence the movement of objects and people with his mind; he often makes things float with simple gestures of his hand.
•Matter Manipulation: Darkseid can transmute and manipulate matter, and in extension atoms, at will; he can destroy humans with a mere thought, and as such, he can even create his own creature complexions by design out of nothing, as he did when he created the being known as Strayne. Also, Darkseid can cause organisms to degrade and de-evolve.
•Molecular Dispersion: He is also able to dissipate and disperse the molecules of an object or organism, effectively erasing them from existence.
•Erosion Blasts: Darkseid is able to project energy from his hands as well as his eyes. To this effect the blasts can sustain damages from eradication to withering in effect, using both aspects to a devastating degree.
•Avatar Creation: A simple thought allows Darkseid to create liable avatars if/when the need arises.
•Teleportation: Darkseid can teleport himself and other beings anywhere in the entire Universe even through other dimensions at a mere thought.
•Size Alteration: Darkseid can easily manipulate his size, density and mass just by thinking, enabling him to become any size he wants.
•Chronokinesis: Darkseid can move and transverse through time at ease.
•Power Distribution: Darkseid could endow his lesser subjects with enormous powers. either granting them new abilities, increasing old ones they already possess or restoring lost powers to others at higher levels. He's done so with Mantis, Dr. Bedlam, Mary Marvel and his son; Kalibak.
•Genius Level Intellect: Darkseid possesses intelligence that surpasses even the greatest minds in the universe. With this he is an excellent strategist, and has proven that not only sheer force of strength and power has aided him in battles.
•Tactical Analysis: He is a master planner and strategist and his armies are nearly unbeatable under his leadership.
•Intimidation: With his frightening visage and ruthless nature, Darkseid instills fear in friend and foe alike, something he no doubt enjoys.
•Advanced Hand-to-Hand Combat: Darkseid is a highly-trained Apokoliptian warrior. He has held his own against powerful opponents, such as Superman. Despite his impressive fighting skills, however, Darkseid rarely resorts to personal combat to defeat his foes. Instead, he uses his servants to defeat his enemies for him. Apparently, Darkseid only fights opponents he deems worthy, such as Superman, Batman or Orion

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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by oseka101(m): 9:44am On Mar 26, 2017
Dammy typical Yoruba girl......amebo by default,,,,

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Religion / Re: "My Mother Was Arrested" - Stephanie Otobo Speaks From Canada by oseka101(m): 8:49am On Mar 26, 2017
Pastafarian:


This post has been found guilty of making too much sense, which is against the ethics of pastor worshippers, it has also been found guilty of being a cause of disturbance to majority of Christians in Nigeria making it guilty of two-count charge

My judgement goes thus:

for the first count, this post is sentenced to infinite likes without possibility of parole

for the second count, this post is sentenced to infinite shares without possibility of parole


I rise!
Epic!!

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Investment / Re: Who Noticed 2017 MMM Mavros Is Frozen by oseka101(m): 8:29am On Mar 26, 2017
Calm down lads no need to start throwing insults. Haba...
Celebrities / Re: Davido Dmw Member Sex Tape Leaked (video0 by oseka101(m): 8:26am On Mar 26, 2017

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TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by oseka101(m): 7:58am On Mar 26, 2017
Minemrys:

bros. They are as different as day and night. For one who claims to be a dc fan, you should kn0w than0s aint dc.
dude do have issue with me or something did i steal your girlfriend....i was just making a fantasy crossover with marvel and Dc which was suppose to be a joke then your taking it as something else ...my friend calm down!!!.
TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by oseka101(m): 7:27am On Mar 26, 2017
TonySpike:
The villain is Stepphenwolf, but Darkseid commissioned him to look for the three motherboxes on earth with a large army of parademons. Stepphenwolf will be played by Ciaran Hinds. By the way, there are a lot of clues in this first trailer already.
yeah but i think darksied might be related to thanos.,distant cousins grin

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