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Phones / Re: You Shouldn't Care About PHCN Again With This. by oseka101(m): 10:49am On Jun 19, 2017
kilojoDesigns:


try looking beyond the surface, there are advantages of having a phone with two battery inlets opposed to one.
people like you may even be one of the first to be seen on the queue if iPhone or some other brand launches a dual battery capable phone.

most great ideas seem like shit until someone picks it up and brands it
why on earth would I ever want a phone with two batteries in 2017 give me one battery with 20,000MAh and am owk...
Romance / Re: Shake Your Head In Shame In You Understand This Pic by oseka101(m): 9:39am On Jun 19, 2017
NairaSand:


cheesy grin

If you don't understand the above picture, it's either

1. Your parent did a good job

2. You're under 18.

3. or you're part of the 1% of today's youth (with access to the internet) that don't watch p**n.

If you don't know what p**n means, you need prayers cheesy cheesy

Either way, please accept my unreserved congratulations undecided
grin grin
Phones / Re: You Shouldn't Care About PHCN Again With This. by oseka101(m): 8:00am On Jun 19, 2017
Rubbish dumbest idea ever!! !!' people are thinking of how to put 10 of those batteries into one. your splitting it up.. Dedicate it to the museum of failed inventions where it belongs.....

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Career / Re: I Am Finished! I Must Avenge My Boss by oseka101(m): 10:23pm On Jun 18, 2017
remi1444:
like? would love to see some.
suits. The Good fight.. And if ur into comedy try the grinder
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower VAIDS/TAX Applicants 2017, by oseka101(m): 6:09pm On Jun 18, 2017
atk5:
Pls what is the for the tax applicant? Help
estate management students
Career / Re: I Am Finished! I Must Avenge My Boss by oseka101(m): 3:12pm On Jun 18, 2017
I feel your pain sue his sorry ass anyways I don't know maybe the lawyers can cook up something for damages and unlawful termination am sure he would want too settle outside the court which will help u avoid the cost of long litigation.... .am not a lawyer but I have seen too many law movies... Enough to make me a chief judge..... grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Head Start: How To Secure A Job Before You Graduate by oseka101(m): 7:41am On Jun 18, 2017
oshe11:
As in Pray for him to resign peacefully undecided
asin pray for him to recover as you would expect others to pray for u when your sick not ridicule the fact that your sick...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Head Start: How To Secure A Job Before You Graduate by oseka101(m): 7:32am On Jun 18, 2017
oshe11:
I'M looking for A MISSING PERSON......



HE WAS THE PRESIDENT OF THE SELF ACCLAIMED GIANT OF AFRICA


HE IS 73 BUT LOOKS 91



HE IS NOT BEEN SEEN SINCE FEBRUARY



IF U SEE HIM PLEASE LET US KNOW, HIS WIFE IS MISSING HIM......


CHAIIIIII, THE GIGOLO ONTOP AISHA MATTER GO DON HAMMER GAN!!! grin grin
he is sick and in London he needs your prayers to hasten his recovery do endeavour to put him inside your prayers today in service... #A better Nigeria

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Education / Re: This Gay Teacher Wants To Sleep With His Pupil (photo) by oseka101(m): 5:53pm On Jun 16, 2017
Some men are not worthy to have a dick... I suggest his privileges should be revoked with immediate effect.... Castrate the dog......

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NYSC / Re: *NYSC Mobilization Time Table For 2017 Batch A, Stream2 by oseka101(m): 8:11am On Jun 16, 2017
torres89:
what do you guys gain from propagating fake news

get a job
I think there is a reward for it ooo...

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Politics / Re: Stubborn Nnamdi Kanu Goes Back To Radio Biafra Today by oseka101(m): 7:39am On Jun 16, 2017
amyzon:



I don't believe u because our political class will never allow it. There's no hope for Nigeria. An average Igbo man truly does not want Biafra, but when u look at this country and where its heading to, it breaks my heart
my brother this great country of ours will get Better this are just trying times so called corrupt lads are already dancing to the beat of the drum.....
Politics / Re: Stubborn Nnamdi Kanu Goes Back To Radio Biafra Today by oseka101(m): 9:48am On Jun 15, 2017
morbeta:
Food for thought!

Ndigbo and Biafra.

This is to all my Igbo brothers and sisters. I am posting this mindful of the insults and abuses I will receive. I'm prepared to take them.
Ndigbo, o gini n'eme anyi? Onye mere anyi ifea? I thought the Igbo man is intelligent? I thought the Igbo man is smart? Where and how did we get it wrong? How can we expose ourselves to the current ridicule we are facing in Nigeria? A country we have invested so much in all nooks and crannies? Investments that many are jealous of. Investments you want destroyed or lost? A country we have fought and lost a war? Who learns from his own experience if not a fool? Are we foolish?
Where are our leaders? Who are our leaders?

My people say " ilokalia, ezelu ufodu". How can we be abusing and insulting everybody and be hoping to attain independence with their support? Independence to what end? Independence for a people without leadership? Independence for a people that are not united? Independence for a people who have investments running into billions scattered across the same nation we are running away from?
Ndigbo, how do we think we can win this latest agitation by abusing, insulting and threatening everybody. "Yorubas are cowards". "Hausas are cows ". "Niger Delta people are lazy". "Everybody is against us". "Everybody hates us". Let me ask, who do we like? Who are we smarter than? Must we expose our flanks by rude and brazen talks?

You want Biafra? What are you plans? What are your strategies? You want to adopt Judaism? You want to bow and worship Nnamdi Kanu? Who is he? What is his pedigree? What are his plans? Where is he leading you?
Our brothers in the diaspora, you sit in your comfort zone where you enjoy freedom of speech and of association and you hold Biafra rallies, puting your kith and kin at home in jeopardy. What is it? What is wrong with us?
In Mbaise, Imo state, Igbos have refused that their Igbo brother from Anambra cannot be bishop in a Catholic church. The Pope, the supreme leader who cannot be faulted when he speaks ex cathedra, has spoken and the clergy, religious have disobeyed him. And you want Biafra where ordinary people will preside? Once you achieve Biafra, all your problems will vanish? We will become paradise by mere proclamation?
Ndigbo, o gini? Where are your leaders?

Where are our politicians? They are busy buying choice property and building estates. In Anambra, they are seeking Kanu's endorsement to become governor. Ewooooooo!
My people, my people, my people, nsogbu di. Ezigbo nsogbu. Let nobody deceive you. We are making a very big mistake. A costly mistake. And we will regret it.
I am tired of reading quotations from renowned authors. I want common sense to prevail. I urge everybody to speak up. Talk to our youths and traders who are misguided and angry.
We are marginalized. But what have our political leaders past and present done to look inwards? Onye ajulu ona aju onweya? We had our people in GEJ government. What did they do? We supported GEJ, and still support him, what did he do for us?

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my brother God bless you
So obvious that some folks up there ain't happy on the restructuring of this great country .. Their main plan is to make the country ungovernable... Gullible Nigerians will feed on anything... Plssssss buhari give them their biafra let's see how long they last... "This issue and quest for power always ends at corruption, as they say absolute power corrupts" their so called called biafra will collapse because the foundation which is the intention was not for the benefit of you igbos but for someones quest and greed for power.... Be wise together we can change this country and remove the influence of so called kabal.. Its just a matter of time......

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Romance / Re: Dear Young Guys At The Age Of 22 To 28 by oseka101(m): 7:41pm On Jun 13, 2017
Marriage is not something you rush into take your time and prepare.

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Politics / Re: Hundreds Of Northerners Leave Port Harcourt Today (Photos) by oseka101(m): 5:18pm On Jun 13, 2017
MahmudBauchi:
But i am here in the North and no body is coming back here from the south and no body has left back to the east or south either. I AM SURPRISED
lols don't mind dem dey are kids filled with empty threats and possibly have nothing to do, most of them are not educated so they can not fantom anything. ...
Celebrities / Re: Meet Notorious Kidnapper, Evans Wife And 5 Children by oseka101(m): 11:51am On Jun 13, 2017
Derawiz:
Afonjas masturbating all over Evans name as if he kidnapped any of them. Out of his ten victims one was a foreigner from Libya and the rest were Igbos.
They should be happy that none of their kinsmen was kidnapped because he knew they were too broke to pay a million dollars.. Speaks volumes about who the actual rich men in ikoyi and lekki are
go back to school illiteracy kills..

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Phones / Re: BBC Africa Internet Speed Survey: Nigerians Reactions. by oseka101(m): 11:46am On Jun 13, 2017
Patrique Roi comment grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Photos Of Wife And 5 Children Of Notorious Kidnap Kingpin, Evans by oseka101(m): 11:30am On Jun 13, 2017
999999999 days for the thief one hour for the owner of the house ... Quick question what has he gained with his 99999999 days ! kids that might spend the rest of their lives in shame, or is it the millions he spent in the clubs , exotic food ,cloths and cars. trust me the hunger wey go catch am for kiri kiri no get part 2 and na one boxer him go manage for there.. .......! !!
NYSC / Re: Nysc Kwara State Rejected Me because I Refused Trouser, Pls Where Can I Redeploy To by oseka101(m): 9:31am On Jun 12, 2017
Lols redeploy to your church because your not ready to serve your nation
Crime / Re: Delta State Polytechnic Registrar Kidnapped By Gunmen, Car Abandoned. Photos by oseka101(m): 8:28pm On Jun 11, 2017
This country needs a reboot ...... Both government and citizens have lost it..... cry kidnapping kids, agitating for war, corruption at every corner .... Sounds more like the motto of the "Devil "To steal, destroy and kill"....... Seems he is doing well here in Nigeria because we have allowed him.....

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Education / Re: Ten Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria 2017 by oseka101(m): 1:04pm On Jun 11, 2017
WTf..... My child had better find cure for cancer after paying such.....

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Politics / Re: Quit Notice On Igbos: Arewa Youths Make U-turn, Call For Peace Meeting by oseka101(m): 3:22pm On Jun 08, 2017
IgboticGirl:
Some times wen I look at how people behave lately I just shake my head


If u come to Enugu , ebonyi abia etc u will two or more communities own by Hausa u will even think is kano or sokoko state, but u can never hear Igbos shout or make noise asking people to live there land so as to other tribe in igbo land

Inia sister u are killing English it's not by force to comment in English try pidgin......
But my point here is pls igbos vacate north and equally south west, kaa aku anyi ruo unu
NYSC / Re: Corper Serving In Kebbi Dies Of Anaemia (Photos) by oseka101(m): 2:33pm On Jun 08, 2017
dominique:



You're such a demented human being
ur wasting your time on that guy his brain is not fully evolved part fish and ape cells are still active..

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Jokes Etc / Re: How Nigerians React To The " How Are You?" Question. by oseka101(m): 7:47pm On Jun 07, 2017
dingbang:
The lecturers is not educated.
lolzz it's quite common with yoruba lecturer's that's how one of
My friend is splling for the 3rd time because he raised his left hand to answer attendance ...

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Politics / Re: Bridge Collapsed In Niger State. by oseka101(m): 6:37am On Jun 05, 2017
Talba using his dumb ass indigenes to catch cruise since forever.......
NYSC / Re: NYSC Member Attempts Suicide In Calabar Orientation Camp by oseka101(m): 7:34am On Jun 03, 2017
kuchikau1:
All these stupid lazy gal. If na to form slay queen or to open ToTO WIDE, DEY GO sabi. Nonsense!
I have a song for you young man it's goes like this..
You are a foöl, You are a foöl *2
You are a foöl, You are a foöl
Yes indeed a very big one..

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NYSC / Re: . by oseka101(m): 7:30am On Jun 03, 2017
CirocBoi:


Wasted sperm, do you have any use in this life with your flat head like old mama breastt, who even call you for the matter with your smelling mouth and rotten teeth like who chew tobacco
grin
NYSC / Re: . by oseka101(m): 7:28am On Jun 03, 2017
Bibi294:



Soldiers don't punish without a reason.... what did u guys do?
shut up so even the those with medical issues deserved to be punished ba!!!

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