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ComputersRe: How To Watch All Dstv Channels For Free In Hd (09/11/2013)..no Monthly Payments. by oselenkejoor: 7:57am On Nov 16, 2013
Kini big deal. I watch DSTV channels for free with my strong 4922 decoder.
FamilyRe: Can U Marry Someone That Is Barren? by oselenkejoor: 5:22pm On Nov 15, 2013
nolia66: so u wld marry,wit the faith dat tins wld go well?even tho it has bn medically proven dat ur partner is barren?
Yes, believing that with God all things are possible and "the just shall live by faith" and not by what you see.
FamilyRe: Can U Marry Someone That Is Barren? by oselenkejoor: 3:12pm On Nov 15, 2013
The Bible say "None shall be barren in the land". So back to your question, nobody is barren. I have seen a woman with no womb bear good kids. Its a question of faith.
RomanceRe: My New Girlfriend Claims To Be A Born Again..please What Can I Do ? by oselenkejoor: 11:30pm On Nov 14, 2013
If she's truly born again, you'll know as time passes by. Meanwhile, chillax and hold yourself togeda, think with ur headand not ur JT...because it nods and kicks doesn't mean u have to do its bidding. Look at the bigger picture; if she's a real 'sister' it can be an advantage for u in the short and long run...
FamilyRe: How Will You React If Your Wife Slaps You? by oselenkejoor: 5:51pm On Nov 13, 2013
ledafaze: My advice...

I am not married.. but in such situations, I have programmed myself not to say anything... but to walk into my library room/corner, take a book and continue reading...

She will calm down.... You need to study her anger level... so as to know how she gets angry... at what level... and how soon she recuperates...

But give her the feeling that you really HATE what she did so she can start begging you....

And DONT deny her anything o!
What balderdash are u spewing! For God sake the bitch gave him a hot slap and u're telling him to turn her to a 4-unit course and start studying for temperament. What rubbish!!! Give her the beating of her life, u can apologize later!
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell Her That I Don't Love Her Without Hurting Her Feelings? by oselenkejoor: 4:35pm On Nov 13, 2013
Harbosede02: Na 2day i knw sey fatness na disease
I don't believe that! It depends on what you guys mean by 'fatness'. The op,obviously is the type that likes slim gehs and to him a chubby, plumpand curvy geh will appear 'fat' to him.There are guys that will do anything to date a plus-sized woman (I for one) once every flesh is in proportion. Its about choice!
RomanceRe: What Age Is The Right Age For Someone To Marry(male And Female) by oselenkejoor: 4:22pm On Nov 13, 2013
Any age goes, so far the guy is matured enough. Mind u, maturity is not determined by age. I see folks talking about economic situation of the country, that is a faith-less confession. The Bible says "When men say there is a casting down, you shall say there is a lifting up". Its better for you to settel down at 27 than to stay till 35, seeking financial confidence and sleeping with every Nancy, Bisi and kafaya. The dick is a morrafurker, its a beast. But most importantly, marry someone u r sure really loves u, love endureth all things..my kobo.. Lest I forget I dey find wife, any yoruba geh dey for me?
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Always Tell His Ex Gurlfriend That He Love Her In Front Of Me by oselenkejoor: 3:37pm On Nov 13, 2013
Its really annoying when all these secondary school gehs come to this place and ask us foolish and unreasonable question. In case u've forgotten ur brain is actually meant for thinking and reasoning...
RomanceRe: “Nigerian Men Are Wicked And Full Of Ego”- Ronke Oshodi by oselenkejoor: 3:25pm On Nov 13, 2013
She shud shut her trap and remain single all her life...se what frustration leads to..
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by oselenkejoor: 12:56pm On Nov 12, 2013
Send my greetings to your wife, tell her I said "thank you for the other day"! grin
RomanceRe: In Need Of Guy For A Serious Relationship In Benin by oselenkejoor: 11:16am On Nov 12, 2013
nancyberry: hello
everyone,am in need of a medical doctor who is based in benin for a
serious relationship,could be from delta(kwale),igbo,should be
tall,handsome,a christain(born again),God fearing,a good cook,a lover of books and music and ready to love.please he should be a good communicator and should be able to express himself.
please leave your contact details i would get back to you within 24hours,only serious minded doctors who are based in benin......thanks
Op, u're faker than fake..to start with, u used d pix of another woman(an actress) in your profile. Are u that fugly, that u ashamed of urself? grin I'm surprised that u excluded DICK size in your lenghty list cos in ur previous posts u said ur lazy giggolo boyfriend had a 9inches bazooka_like dick...go get a life, seek a doctor and accept Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour. Au revoir! lipsrsealed
Christianity EtcRe: The "Prodigal Son" Title Is Misleading by oselenkejoor: 8:49pm On Nov 10, 2013
Bro, to begin with, u hyped your writing. Sorry tosay this, there is nothing new in allyou've scribed. Of course, everybody knw the prodigal son is a parody of a 'lost sou" or better put 'a backslidded brother' and the elder is the one who is in Christ and faithful. Remember the good book say "God has more pleasure in a soul that repents more than in a thousands who need no repentance". You almost got me fascinated with your touting, good work anyway.
RomanceChristian Brothers Ands BBM Group by oselenkejoor(op): 10:59pm On Nov 09, 2013
I see people creating sex bbm group and all that and it occured to me that we ambassadors of Christ can have one too. The motive of this is to share opinions about faith, hook up or get engage with fellow christians. Indecency will not be tolerated. Drop your PIN and let's get it started.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Let's Hook Up, Drop Your Bbm Pin(for Single Guys And Girls Seriouslysearching) by oselenkejoor: 10:47pm On Nov 09, 2013
I'm 28, 5ft6, muscular, light-skinned, male yoruba and Christian. Need a Christian lady, any stature (but prefer big and chubby ladies), 21 to 26, yoruba, working or schooling that resides in Lagos. Must be ready for a committed relationship, not bf/gf stuffs. Mypin 32FFD2E2... When u add, just send the word MOR, no need to introduce urself
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by oselenkejoor: 9:04pm On Nov 09, 2013
Miser...A person who lives in misery..He makes money but hardly spend it...What a twisted way of life!
PhonesRe: Airtel Is Annoying Me Big Time!!! by oselenkejoor(op): 8:57pm On Nov 09, 2013
Uchiha Itachi: Uhm..What you're saying is you want to browse free? They should only charge you for downloads? lipsrsealed
Seems u don't get my drift. My point is dt with other network (glo as an example) ur data reduces per download. I had 1.4gb four days ago and now 822mb on a month's plan, its common ssense to know that the megabyte will ebb away before the one month ends.
PhonesAirtel Is Annoying Me Big Time!!! by oselenkejoor(op): 7:47pm On Nov 09, 2013
Alright I subscribed four days ago with N1400 and to my utter chagrin I got 1.4gb. Like they telling me y face that a megabyte goes for N1 and 10mb for N100. Anyway that's not even the crux of the matter. Now I noticed that as I browse(with no download whatsoever) my megabyte is being deducted by the passing second! Isn't that malicious and preposterous? All this useless network sef!!! Guys can u proffer a better, non-thieving network?
LiteratureRe: Let's Play With Words by oselenkejoor: 1:21pm On Nov 09, 2013
There is a DEVIL lurking at every LEVEL to wrought EVIL.

Its a SHAME when in sheer SHAM, we engage in the wordly GAME of seeking FAME forgetting our primary AIM on earth, This renders LAME the purpose why He CAME and for our sins was MAIMed.

To be happy, a man needs a WIFE for LIFE. MONEY that flows like HONEY. WISDOM from the heavenly KINGDOM. KIDS that are little KINGS and QUEENS.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by oselenkejoor: 12:49pm On Nov 09, 2013
U17 Worldcup Finals? Sure I did. It was exhilarating and entertaining I must say. Those dudes are legendary!!!
LiteratureRe: I See Things Others Do Not See... by oselenkejoor: 12:04pm On Nov 09, 2013
Nice fiction you've got here bro. But as fictional as it seems, it looks so real to me. I believe we all have an inner eye, with mine I do seldomly see a golden crown on my head, weird things is that a beggar once told me in yoruba "jowo dakun bunmi nikan, ade ori e ko ni jabo" meaning, "pls give me something (money) the crown on your head will not slip off" by the way my name is Adebayo (Crown meets Joy). I'm following u bro, I'm madly in lov with spirituality and fiction.
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneNLANDERS On Lagos Island Let's Meet Here! by oselenkejoor(op): 1:17am On Nov 09, 2013
NL guys and babes on Lagos Island: Isale Eko, Ricca, Itafaji, Upper Campos, Okepopo, Agarawuetcetera.... oya let's meet here
Dating And Meet-up ZoneMy 'girlfriend' Needs A Husband by oselenkejoor(op): 12:47am On Nov 09, 2013
Alright brothers don't get confused by the title, I have a very good female friend who's 29 and needs a serious christian, she didn't send me this errand. I'm doing this cos I'm concerned as a loving friend (I get worried about people's problems more than mine most times), that's why I'm not saying much about her features cos she's frequent on NL, but she's sure elegant. Interested guys 32 to 35 only should mail me omotogoodo@gmail.com... NOTE Sex_hungry NL guys sshud keep off,,, even kiss sef no go show...marriage only. And if u're short don't bother cos she's very tall (no offence intended). Ciao!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneMy Friends Need A Man by oselenkejoor(op): 12:39am On Nov 09, 2013
Alright brothers, I'm a guy and single too and I have a female friend who's 29 and needs a serious christian, she didn't send me this errand. I'm doing this cos I'm concerned as a loving friend (I get worried about people's problems more than mine most times), that's why I'm not saying much about her features cos she's frequent on NL. Interested guys only should mail me omotogoodo@gmail.com... Sex_hungry guys sshud keep off ,,, even kiss sef no go show...marriage only.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Dating Friendly YIM/ BBM Pin Exchange Thread : Drop Urs, U Cld Meet Ur Soulmate by oselenkejoor: 10:27pm On Nov 08, 2013
Name: Akande Adedapo
Age: 28 years
Belief: Christianity
Height: 5ft6
Personality: Amiable, stylish and classy but humble, witty, fun-loving, adventurous, addicted to music, write poems, avid reader.
Tribe: Yoruba (ogun)

My kind of woman
Belief: I'm a devout christian, as such I'll be needing a good christian but not necessarily a 'sister' but someone who really loves God and strives to know Him more, not lukewarm or indifferent to spiritual matters.

Personality: Patient, amiable, hardworking, fun to be with.

Tribe: Any tribe (preferably Yoruba)

Others: Presentable and beautiful at heart 23 - 26 age range, must be working or schooling, should reside in Lagos.

My Contact: 08028360048 (whatsapp), u can get my bb pin later.
omotogoodo@gmail.com,
RomanceRe: Types Of Husband by oselenkejoor: 12:33pm On Nov 07, 2013
Ok.
Christianity EtcGet Inspired by oselenkejoor(op): 10:06pm On Oct 26, 2013
Sermon from DR. PAUL ENENCHE
Snr. Pastor, DUNAMIS INT'L GOSPEL CENTRE

TITLE: AT THY WORD (A)
ANCHOR PASSAGE: Luke 1:5
Things to note:
1. Divine attention is provoked by human desperation (Luke 5:1): Heaven stands at attention for people who know how to pursue after God.

2.The problems of man never escape the view of God (Luke 5:1-2): The attention of God is always drawn to the frustration of man.

3. If God ever asks for a favour, it is because He wants to give you a fortune (See Luke 1-5):

WHY GOD TAKES THINGS FROM MAN:
a. To check your heart
b. To check your obedience
c. To work His principles of seed time and harvest time

4. Kingdom investment always provokes Divine recompense: When you give God a platform, He will give you a channel of supplies. Peter caught net-breaking fishes because He gave His boat to the Master for Kingdom assignment. What are you giving towards soul-winning? It is a sure way of accessing Divine supplies.
RomanceRe: For The Ladies: What Sexy Male Body Parts Attracts You Most?????? by oselenkejoor: 1:49pm On Oct 26, 2013
Your brain. I'm just an everyday guy. But I got all the attention I needed back in school. Even the dudes couldn't date girls I had. Most ladies love a guy that is witty, funny, and has something 'upstairs'.
RomanceRe: Warning To Girls: Dangers Of Playing Hard To Get by oselenkejoor: 1:34pm On Oct 26, 2013
Kelechi2020: Nonsensee...i dont like this type of unruly discusion.
@op u get infini-directional sense at all?
You must not rush to create topics that you cannot even say sometin reasonable in.
You sound like someone that has been dumped by a gal,cleaned up and dumped again....GO GET A LIFE and stop masaging ur ego here on nairaland
I second you on this. The dude is pathetic. When a lady is being defensive and difficult, you guys will complain. When she gives you attention, you'll begin to feel like a superhero! Una go complain sey she's lose, she no dey in shape, no be una dey destroy dem life with your third leg, abegi! @op sorry ehn, you might just be lucky to get a yes from a thousand TRY, just keep trying. grin
RomanceRe: Top 10 Signs A Lady Is A Virgin by oselenkejoor: 1:09pm On Oct 26, 2013
@op u need a doctor. Una see wetin joblessness dey cause so? Smh for you. grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Scientists Find Gold Particles On Eucalyptus Plants In Australia by oselenkejoor: 10:23pm On Oct 25, 2013
[quote author=tm-tech]The age of the Earth is 4.54 ± 0.05 billion years (4.54 ×
109 years ± 1%).[1][2][3] This age is based on evidence
from radiometric age dating of meteorite material and is
consistent with the ages of the oldest-known terrestrial
and lunar samples. Following the scientific revolution
and the development of radiometric age dating,
measurements of lead in uranium-rich minerals showed
that some were in excess of a billion years old.[4][/quote]Enough of the jargons! Enough. U wan scatter people head... I'm sure you don't know jack about all this bogous terminologies..

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