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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Who Is Interested In A Nutty Bbm Group.. 8 Guys And 10gurls by oselenkejoor: 11:03pm On Oct 24, 2013
Jesus Christ died for our sins, stop crucifying Him over and over again. Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand. Life has no duplicate, you won't be here forever!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneI Need A Good Christian Lady For Courtship by oselenkejoor(op): 10:46pm On Oct 24, 2013
Alright guys I don't know the rules in this forum and I do hope I'm not breaking any. I'm a young man, a yoruba and a good christian who upholds biblical values. I need a lady that resides in Lagos, working, from any tribe for 'friendship', omotogoodo@gmail.com. Thank you
EducationNeed Your Clue by oselenkejoor(op): 12:57am On Oct 11, 2013
kay guys, I just bought an HND PT computer science form @ Yabatech. I need any of y'all that studied (or presently studying) computer science to give me a clue as to look like. As in the courses, the names esp for first semester so I can brace up. Cos while waiting for next year I want to start reading as I got distinction from ND and I knw YCT's got a standard, and I knw wan retrogress! #TeamDistinction
Christianity EtcRe: Are Churches Really Helping The Poor And Unemployed In Our Society Today? by oselenkejoor: 3:52pm On Oct 10, 2013
See how you spewing balderdash! Wait a minute! what do you think the church is? The Church is not some tall cathedral or building. We all are the Church, we are the body of Christ! The basic problem with an average Nigerian is the mindset disorientation, we lament and proclaim our woes about the country, this is bad, things are not working. The question should be How are you yourself helping the poor in your neighbourhood. Dont join people to talk down on the church, you are not only sinning against yourself but against the Holy Spirit.

Ukuts gp: Are churches really helping the poor and the less priviledge in our society? considering the way pastors are buying jets, building mega churches worth billions of naira, cruising on an expensive cars even when some members hardly feed and takes care of their families. When you look at churches you will discover that they hardly help the poor and the unemployed members to stand on their feet financially. Building mega churches, buying private jets is not my problem, but helping the needy and unemployed is. My point is churches should contribute to helping the less priviledge in the church and society in general, that is what jesus is expecting churches to be doing and not the other way round. Now the question is: are churches helping the poor and needy in our society today or not? Give your candid opinion. Thanks.
FoodRe: 5 Weird Animals Nigerians Eat by oselenkejoor(op): 3:32pm On Oct 10, 2013
[quote author=Jensen_elizz]All of the things listed,i've never ate any...bt d kind of meat i dnt eat are

1.pig meat: dude no matter how u take disguise am,only the smell go make me vommit

2.snail(eegbin): wether fried,roasted or stewed,if i mistakely put am for mouth e don finish for me b dat

3.Dog: i mean is it just me or is that absurb.....how u go open two eye dey chop busky busky wey u don play with b4......na wa o

4.snake: dude i dnt even watch documentary wey snake dey nah to cum eat am.....na wa oo

5.dat flyin insect wey dey surface if rain fall..i know no d name o bt sum say na locust: i tried eatin that stuff when i was ten,me nd my buddy caught sum and roasted it,afta i ate one i almost puked my heart out,then later i nearly shat my intestine out.......
for me dose re the five things i cant eat ooo[/quote]Dude you missing out big time if you haven't tasted snail before, when its friend, you have a feel of heaven in your mouth tongue I cant eat pig sha no matter what embarassed
Food5 Weird Animals Nigerians Eat by oselenkejoor(op): 10:31am On Oct 10, 2013
We all know our brothers from China enjoy devouring the Agama lizard and to us that's crazily weird. But as they say, another man's food is another man's poison. Personally i believe every animal is meant for human consumption. Here's a list of 5 weird animals i believe Nigerians eat, you could add yours... here we go!

1. [b][/b]Dogs: (Serzly this is absolutely outta this world). Contrary to popular belief that only the Calabars eat dogs, i can authoritatively tell you that the Ondos and Oguns enjoy this four-footed thing also.
2. Snakes: Confession time grin I've tasted this back in secondary school days and i tell you its the sweetest thing on planet earth, especially when
its well roasted and meticulously salted.
3. Cats: Of course, people eat cats. grin surprised? Dont be tongue!
4. Ducks: Now this is official, it tastes just like ram meat! A piece of the meat is a mouth-fill! and its nice in stew cheesy Go try it out. Pepeye dun bi
kilode cool
5. Insects: When i say insect i do not mean mosquitoes or housefly ooo.grin Some insects are good foods. There is this kind of insect we used to eat back then in boarding house. Whenever it rained, they swarm around and we did put a bowl of water which they fall into and from der we did judgement on the tiny thingies tongue
Now add yours to the list. O sad did i forget to tell you that lions too are good delicacies, oya go hunt one and enjoy tongue grin
RomanceRe: Pregnant Women Get Attracted N Obsessed With Me!! by oselenkejoor: 1:01pm On Oct 08, 2013
Situation: Buaaaah!!! *choking* well that was what my reaction was when i was confronted with this bizzared issue..the person in this situation is my nextdoor neighbor funny enough we dont interact *forming-tinz* coz them rich pass my family..he‘s a graduate of petroleum eng. And very handsome,neat cute dude,i had my doze of shock when he shyly confided in me “ rich married and pregnant women woo him“..*i be like my friend shuat up* but he was really hurt by my response and i couldnt help but post this maybe i would get a reasonable solution to his situation.coz if i were to be me i wont bother asking nairalanders at all,na mainland bridge striaght..*pardon my pidgin english please*
The same "somebody somewhere" lines. Just admit its you, we'll continue to pray for you. Maybe its your gift/talent/whatever grin Mr. Oko-:Poloyun
RomanceRe: Girl Invited Me Over For The Night.. by oselenkejoor: 12:20pm On Oct 08, 2013
Jesus Christ is coming soon, REPENT NOW! Illegitimate sex is about 5 mins pleasure and a lifetime agony. If you love her go ahead and do the right thing. Many guys nowadays think sleeping with bunch of girls is a kind of feat. Its a cycle bro, a cycle of self-destruction. My kobo lipsrsealed
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by oselenkejoor: 7:08am On Oct 08, 2013
White bold 5, wanna swap with either blackberry playbook or any other tab. 32FFD2E2
Technology MarketRe: Bold 5 For Sale by oselenkejoor: 7:14pm On Oct 07, 2013
;DMine is white and it goess for 25k, need to buy ipad 2. ping me if ur interested 32FFD2E2
Technology MarketRe: Very Clean Blackberry Playbook 64GB For Sale by oselenkejoor: 7:05pm On Oct 07, 2013
Guy can we exchange with my white bold 5? I await your response.
TV/MoviesRe: DStv Raises Charges Again. by oselenkejoor: 5:57pm On Oct 06, 2013
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I'm interested too. Headymoo@gmail.com
TV/MoviesRe: DStv Raises Charges Again. by oselenkejoor: 4:46pm On Oct 06, 2013
McLuhan: Sincerely, I have never been overly enamoured with DSTV. Granted, I love foreign news channels, especially BBC, Sky News, and CNN. I also fancy National Geographic Wild. But I am exasperated by what I see as the exploitation of Nigerian viewers by DSTV's parent company, Multichoice. When I started working, I used to pay a monthly subscription fee of N9,000 for the premium bouquet. I did this every month for some time until I realised that I was cheating myself, since I had neither the time nor the interest to watch the pot-pourri of channels they offered - channels that ranged from the admittedly useful to the plain absurd. I then opted for less expensive bouquets until finally I left them entirely for free-to-air satellite TV providers.

My advice is if one is not using DSTV for commercial purposes and one is not a English-football freak, there is really no reason to dole out such cash every month for pay-TV viewership, except you consider it a status symbol. Get a Strong decoder instead and connect to the Joy TV franchise from Ghana or Dokpesi's DAARSAT. Alternatively, get a dongle and access various content providers free. Just my advice, though.
I quite agree with u on dis one. I don't alll dt mu, besides ihave other distractions, laptops, smartphones. So I opted for mytv and multitv which are both free to air, and guess what? My church has a tv on mytv, its so nice watching my pastor on set. But d little clause der is dt, how can I watch dstv channel or other connection for free, I currently use a strong 4922 decoder.
ComputersRe: Software,pc And All Gaming Problems by oselenkejoor: 5:38am On Oct 05, 2013
I need wireless driver for my acer 4349 laptop.
TV/MoviesRe: Your Favourite Int'l Channels And Your Favourite Programmes There? by oselenkejoor: 7:55am On Sep 12, 2013
1. Sony max's a 1000 ways to die (absolutely freaky and weird). Do those stuffs happen for real?
2.Africa magic yoruba (dem dey make sense at times)
3. One Gospel (This brings down the heavens in my room)
4. CNN smiley
FoodRe: Why Do Nigerians Cook Their Stew So Much? by oselenkejoor: 10:20am On Sep 11, 2013
cool grin[quote author=tjskii]Pls if therz a better way to cook stew,do share,was so frustrated lastwk,I was superhungry and decided to cook stew,d stupid water took so much time in draining from d pepper,by den I was seeing double from hunger undecided[/
Check out dis site www.allnigerianrecipes.com save yourself the trouble, its really no sin if you imbibe my habit of "googling" to make meals. grin welcome to d club dear! cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Special Gift/Talent Do You Possess? by oselenkejoor: 6:05am On Nov 06, 2012
Well as for me, I can guess/say people's name for the very first time of meeting them. When my sis put to bed, I wasn't around at d christening ceremony, and no one told me, n I said "his name is Abraham' and she WOWed! The second is not really a talent, I've got a magnetic personalty towards the fairer sex. I'm not anything near handsome. Give me some time, any lady will naturally 'fall'for. Me. Seriously, but I'm a Christian, so I disappoint them all the time! Lol. Lest I forget, I'm savvy with words, cos I'm a POET[color=#990000][/color] grin
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