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Webmasters / Re: Joomla FREE Training On Nairaland Live!!! by oselenkejoor: 2:09pm On Jan 09, 2014
Djangocode: If Ampps aint working for U, Try downloading and installing Wamp..
Thanks for your prompt response bro. can you help me with the link?
Webmasters / Re: Joomla FREE Training On Nairaland Live!!! by oselenkejoor: 2:01pm On Jan 09, 2014
someone should please help me. i downloaded both the joomla and AMPSS but none of them seems to be working. I cant install or run either of the two. please reply ASAP
Romance / Re: Guys,what Was Your Experience Dating A Much Older Lady? by oselenkejoor: 7:53pm On Jan 05, 2014
Mine was 3 years older. She never knew sha. The relationship went on fine but later hit an iceberg few months later due to my own urges.
Forum Games / Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by oselenkejoor: 11:44am On Jan 03, 2014
Oyakhilome... Weird name!
Romance / Re: Her Past Is Getting On Our Way. by oselenkejoor: 12:16am On Jan 02, 2014
I know..my past isn't better either..I have broke some ladies heart (had sex with them without no love in my heart for them). Maybe It would be easier for me if we both discuss it, just thinking. Thanks @all
Romance / Re: What's Your New Year Resolution?? by oselenkejoor: 12:12am On Jan 02, 2014
Make every second count. Reduce me time on internet. Never to tell a lie no matterr what. Be more productive. Keep a closer relationship with Jehovah.
Romance / Her Past Is Getting On Our Way. by oselenkejoor: 11:38pm On Jan 01, 2014
I know this is a brand new year so I'm really giving loving a woman a good thought. There is this friend of mine whom I share a lovely affection with. We call each other often and all that. She was once a run's girl (she never told me and don't knw that I'm aware). Secondly, she has a child for some guy who I don't know. Now she has really changed for good, she learned a trade and she's doing quite fine. I lost contact with her for a month and when she saw me, she was lik "I have missed u so much" and sincerely I missed her every passing second. I think I love her, but being a close friend of hers had put me in the know of things that bothers me. We schooled together and people never believed we were "just friends". I'm xoxo perturbed.
Romance / Re: Can You Date An Albino by oselenkejoor: 1:13am On Dec 31, 2013
If she's not a full-blown albino.there are cute albinos you know grin They could even pass for an oyinbo. *dodges blow*
Romance / Re: Her Nighttime Encounter With President Jonathan by oselenkejoor: 1:05am On Dec 31, 2013
One word: You need a doctor!

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Romance / Re: Check This Out! Am Telling U Toolz Hips Is Just Small Tin. by oselenkejoor: 12:46am On Dec 31, 2013
This looks dysfunctional and horrible..by the way "she is fearfully and wonderfully made". Ukwu or no ukwu..A beautiful heart is better than shapes, sizes and looks.

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Romance / Re: My Family Wants Me To breakup with My Fiancee For A Wealthy Older Woman by oselenkejoor: 12:39am On Dec 31, 2013
@op nice movie..buh pls what's the title? grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Any Lady Born On The 4th Of June Here? by oselenkejoor: 11:59pm On Dec 27, 2013
doopsy: Yes....its mine,wow...I cherish that day die...nice

Wow. Dts cool to knw grin
Romance / Re: Advice To Young Men (for The Festive Season) by oselenkejoor: 11:31pm On Dec 27, 2013
But how did these suckling babies get access to NL. @op I hope u're preparing for your WAEC sha. I wish u the best ok?
Romance / Re: Your Best Rap-love Song Ever? by oselenkejoor: 11:18pm On Dec 27, 2013
2Face's "Bother You" featuring Terry Tha Rapman. Mehn I really love the song and the collabo.
Romance / Re: Your Best Rap-love Song Ever? by oselenkejoor: 11:11pm On Dec 27, 2013
sucess001: Olufunmi remix...feat da capo. mi is a baby where da capo raps
u well at all? Guards!!!
Romance / Re: He Wants To Break Up With Me Just Because.... by oselenkejoor: 11:03pm On Dec 27, 2013
ismokeweed: No offence but you are very useless.
grin Guy but u harsh ooo grin
Romance / Re: My Story And I Hope Someone Learns From This by oselenkejoor: 10:55pm On Dec 27, 2013
Please what's the title of the movie?
Celebrities / Re: Comedienne Princess Ends 7 Month Marriage by oselenkejoor: 10:44pm On Dec 27, 2013
She's the architect of her own failure. She lacks self esteem and made the man believed that he helped her by marrying her. Before the wedding she announced at an event that she's getting wedded saying stufss like "thank God I'm getting married soon, May God bless my hubby for covering my shame"! What balderdash!!! I no be fine boy but I've had my fair share of fine gehs, all thanks to my great self-esteem #AyamwhoAyam# grin

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Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: BLING ANYTHING By Decenstitch by oselenkejoor: 10:09pm On Dec 27, 2013
Are u on bbm or whatsapp?
Fashion / How Can I Lighten Up My Lips. by oselenkejoor: 8:35pm On Dec 27, 2013
I'm not what you can call fair-skinned but I'm not dark either. I'm just lightskinned. The problem here is that i've got a dark lips that really annoys me. Alright I know what you thinking. For the records, I have never smoked before. Can someone recommend a cream that I can help me? I'm currently using olive oil and its doing its bit but I need something that works faster. Thanks as I await your prompt and kind suggestions.
Webmasters / Re: Mtn Credit System by oselenkejoor: 8:59am On Dec 27, 2013
I need to build a yoruba-Englis dictionary. How do I go about it? Its intended to run on mobile platforms only.
Religion / Re: My Experience by oselenkejoor: 8:23pm On Dec 25, 2013
Thanks. I've figured it out! Its my being/spirit worshipping God grin
Religion / Re: My Experience by oselenkejoor: 2:00pm On Dec 25, 2013
Guys don't just view, please drop a comment. I actually shared this to see if there's someone who has had similar experience. I'm sure this is not a vision but at the same time I dunno what to tag it.
Religion / My Experience by oselenkejoor: 1:47pm On Dec 25, 2013
Ok, I was alone in my room today, bored and lonely. Next thing I know, I kinda slept off (though I felt conscious all through the experience). I heard myself chanting praise to God, which I always do whenever I pray but what baffles me is that I could hear myself say all those words of adoration to God even though no sound came from my mouth and I could feel my lips moving. When I was done it was as though my spirit was struggling to re-possess my body and at last I was able to get up from bed. This happened about 10 minutes ago. Merry Christmas to all'o u!!!
Family / Re: Breastfeeding Babies In A Public Cab Normal? by oselenkejoor: 12:52pm On Dec 25, 2013
I really y you all are taking the modafuking pervert serious...@op do not attempt rape ok? Stick to your usual behnd-closed-doors self-servicing! grin
Romance / Re: Relationship Habits You Like To Leave Behind In 2013. by oselenkejoor: 12:25am On Dec 25, 2013
Fornication...
Literature / Re: I See Things Others Do Not See... by oselenkejoor: 10:31pm On Dec 22, 2013
Guy, u don get writer's block. I hate this stalling of a thing abegi #slams the door angrily and hisses#
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: . by oselenkejoor: 11:27pm On Dec 14, 2013
Oh not again! Next thing we'll see 70 men will roll in their profile with only 5 female users! Isn't that sick. Give it up guys, the ladies may be desperate buh they are good at concealing it grin

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