rman:

Majority of nairalanders don't read.
They check the topic, read the first few comments and join whatever opinion is trending.

GBAM!

Crotalus: Its silly to think a deployment of the military can bring peace to the region. America, with its frightful military machinery, have been in Afghanistan for a decade now yet the fighting has not stopped.
Boko Haram are not a regular army. What happens if they up the ante and deploy their suicide bombers in the six geo political zones and bombs start going off in Lagos, Abuja or Prot Harcout. Let's not forget their possibly affiliated to Al Qaeda, Al Shabab and the Taliban. Would we declare a state of emergency in the entire country? Highly unlikely!
In my opinion, this use of force against an asymmetrical force is wrongheaded. I don not believe Boko Haram are faceless. Too many of their operatives - both high and low ranking - have been arrested for that. Intelligence and a targeted approach should be used, like what the US is doing in Yemen with its drone strikes.

I am compelled to address your warped thinking. The US is not fighting terrorists on it's own territory if they had to they would go all out. Do you even understand the concept of treason? ! Drone strikes indeed! Shebi you will build d drones. Who gives a f**k if they are affiliated to Lucifer himself?

Vickii Ro: Kiss me thru d phone by Soulja boy..nd also "Black and Yellow" nd also Stup!d song by BEZ....Fr d ex b4 my ex...bt fr my last ex,no song jst a particular brand of Perf

God is soaking your cane in kerosene!

There was this lecturer who was highly dreaded during exams because he was always nabbing cheats, this was because he was extremely crossed eye and no one could ever really tell which way he was looking. During exams one day he appeared suddenly and everyone started fidgetting, suddenly while looking to the left he shouted "hey you! get up!" a sweating guy immediately got up from the left, obviously he was cheating and he assumed cross eye had caught him because cross eyes appeared to be staring at him, but cross eyes turned to the right and pointed at the guy standing on the left saying, "so you are cheating too? Remain standing " then turning to the left again he pointed to a guy on the right and roared "I mean you! Get up!" The guy got up, of course he was also cheating. Cross eyes! Caught two at once.

Clemzy16: @haterz, lyk it or nt..diz thread iz fun nd interestin..unfortunately ve gat none to share buh am definately followin.. *off to get d student's favourite*

Tanx jare

Dreal1247: .
Hoax. This story was told by Dr D. K. Olukoya of Mountain Of Fire And Miracles Ministries. It is about a Nigerian that visited a native doctor to assist him to travel overseas without a visa. A charm was prepared for him to use. According to him, the charm will make him invisible b4 customs and the officials of the airport. Unfortunately, as he was going to board the plane, he was accousued by a customs officer. He then asked if the customs officer was seeing him which angered the officer. Cant remember whether he was arrested or sent home.

Ha! Wetin concern aeroplane and Examination?

dplomaticVal: Op if i dnt tel you that ur stup.id my conscience wont b @ rst

Ah! Why the insult na?

While preparing for WAEC one guy told his classmates to to pay money so dat he would see a herbalist, according to him once the exams commenced no one would be able to see them cheating. A large number of students paid to him and when the exams commenced they where all whispering and urging him to lead the way. Of course the guy didn't do anything but when the pressure got too much he mustered courage and walked to the front of the hall, opened his bag brought out his book and strolled back to his seat. His confidence obviously confused the invigilator who assumed he had just gone to pick a pen. Immediately he sat down another guy leapt to his feet and sauntered to the front of the class to get his notebook but this time the invigilator was watching closely and as he strolled back to his seat with his Book she screamed at him "what are you doing? " He turned in Suprise and gasped " Can you see me?!?"

There was a biology student who got "expo" about the paper he was to write the next day. The expo was about agama lizard. Exam come nah. Dem say draw a tree and label it. Our guy come draw tree finish. Make him agama lizard work no waste. Him come circle one branch for d tree come extend am and wrote ...but on this tree lives an agama lizard! And proceeded to pour it all out.

A dumb girl in Auchi poly Edna, disturbed me so much during exams that I eventually turned around when a friendly lecturer was around and explained the answer to her at the end I interjected, "use your imagination! " After two minutes she prodded me again.
"What again? ,
I snarled. "Spell it"'
SPELL WHAT Spell use your imagination she replied.

50calibre: This is one of the worst threads I've seen, it's jam packed, no paragraphs or spacing.

Next time arrange your post in bullet points or paragraph, it makes it easier to read. I feel like giving you 24 lashes of the cane.

Over Sabi, you have not heard of Block style, his headings took care of the paragraphs, oga give yourself 48 strokes for ur idiocy.

ATTN: SUPER EAGLES.
The Super Eagles of Nigeria exploded
into the finals of the nations Cup by
thrashing the Eagles of of Mali in an
emphatic 4-1 win, getting to the
finals for the 1st time in thirteen
years.
Nobody gave them much chance,
but each match brought drama and
even more drama as the Super
Eagles mesmerized their opponents
with that characteristic style of play
reminiscent of the 94 squad.
Now talking about that 94 squad , it
would interest you to know that the
last time Nigeria won the cup in 94,
they never got a chance to defend it
for political reasons.
In 1996, when they should have
defended it, the Maximum ruler
then, Gen Sani Abacha had a faceoff
with the newly independent South
Africa who were the hosts of the
tournament, (well, Abacha had a
faceoff with the whole world ), so
he decreed Nigeria would not go to
South Africa to defend her title,
CAF, led by Camerounian hatchet
man, Isa Hayatou, quickly slammed
Nigeria with a four year ban for
failing to defend her title.
That year however, Nigeria famously
went on to win the Olympic gold in
Atlanta, rubbishing CAF and
Hayatou, but the damage had been
done, if we had gone to South
Africa to defend in 96, we would
certainly have retained the Cup, and
retained it again in 98, there was no
country close to the class of our
players in Africa then.
South Africa went on to win their
first ever Nations Cup as hosts while
the Champions, Nigeria, watched at
home angry,frustrated and bitter.
When Nigeria finally served out her
ban and returned to AFCON in 2000,
eager to reclaim her lost crown ,
Cameroon was firmly :entrenched
but still Nigeria met them in the
finals and were brazenly robbed by
CAF in the penalty shootout, when
the referee ruled that Ikpeba's
penalty which had clearly crossed
the line, was not a goal. By now
most of the players were on their
last legs, time had taken it's toll.
Cameroon carried the Cup in Lagos,
disillusioned the team and its fans
slipped into lethargy and many
Nigerians switched interest to the
English premiership. (I be Man U,
Me na Chelsea, Me Arsenal. For
Iseluku where u dey?)
Now, nineteen years after winning
the cup, seventeen after failing to
defend in South Africa , thirteen
after it's last appearance at the
finals, three after failing to even
qualify, the Super Eagles of Nigeria
are finally in the finals of the
African Nations Cup in......South
Africa......., and they have come
with the style, verve, flair and
colour peculiar to Nigerian soccer.
Significant? I leave that to your
discretion.
So come on boys, bring back that
Cup!
O.J.A