₦airaland Forum

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NLC, Muslim Bodies and Christian leaders, all endorsed Fayemi overwhelmingly before the guber elections in Ekiti. What was the outcome? 16-0. Buhari's bashing at the polls next year will be too much for his supporters to bear. Quote me.

Hahahahaha....
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Una no go kill person with laff.
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PDP is a Class Act.
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... Dont mind the 'entertainers' on nairaland.
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GEJ ...Till buhari learns to use exel spreadsheets !!

mikeansy:
In the scheme of things calling a man corrupt when he is a common thief trivialises the seriousness.

That's the point the president is making

Dont mind the jannjaweeeds,
Stealing is an individual act of one man... (the things that costumary court judges sentence people to twenty strokes of the cane for)
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Corruption however is the SYSTEM that allows people to steal... the former fertilizer Subsidies that the northern elite loved so much.... the oil subsidy that we have kept (..ironically against GEJs better intentions ...and still turn around and accuse him of benefiting from Something he himself detests and wants removed 'yesterday' !!)
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Nairaland and armchair Presidents
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Nairaland and armchair Commander in Cheifs..
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Nairaland and 'Hot Air'.

HOTWATER:
you think you are insulting GEJ . You will leave that naija one day to discover that people don;t wash their dirty linen in public. Worst things happen in other countries, but they seldom make the kind of comments you guys make and come out to cry of racism and stigmatism . Continue oooo

Emm....
Lets wait and see wether Deuchevele will give an equaly loud condemnation, or even any thought at all, for the innocent 142 Pakistani children who were 'butchered like rats' (at least the chibok girls are being held as bargaining chips) just yesterday!!
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A Pakistani Govt that has fought them alongside the USA for (far more) decades now, and required far more £Billions and with all the soficticated Drones and armour that the US denies 2 Nigeria!!
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Is it the editorial teams of all the whole western media composed largely of men who cannot even 'think straight' without a large male penis permanently stock deep in their anus!!
As for these A P C rodents here on nairaland who's only 'claim to fame' (... the only elections they ever win are those on Nairaland)is digging up any and every 'negative thing' on nigeria on the world media and mastubating. ...You have not noticed that all the pdp people you argue with here are at the grassroots putting finishing touches to what shall befall you rats in febuary.
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Clowns...

mikeansy:
It will be interesting to know what Wammako thinks Tambuwal would have done after defecting were we in a developed country?

Hahaha... !!
That a good one..

As a Wise one spoke earlier..
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Tell Amaechi that..
Ikoro is not a dance for the lily livered ...(or the faint of heart).
But when its rythms intoxicate, we cross boundaries.
Forgeting that some ..(with whom we dance) killed a tiger to join.
And there are those whose Price was the head of a bull..
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And yet again, amaechi, their are those who dance, ... Who aproache Iroko with the ruffled feathers of a Guinea fowl.
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Ah.. it is not known what Tomorrow is pregnant with.
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Alas so.
It is not known, with what Amaechi aproached this dance.
So, for Today we must admire his dance steps.
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... And it apears there are many 'from afar' who cheer this lovely dancer to fever pitch.
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Let the rythms continue.

As a Wise on spoke earlier..
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Tell Amaechi, that..
Ikoro is not a dance for the lily livered ...(or the faint of heart).
But when its rythms intoxicate, we cross boundaries.
Forgeting that some ..(with whom we dance) killed a tiger to join.
And there are those whose Price was the head of a bull..
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And yet again, amaechi, their are those who dance, ... Who aproached Iroko with the ruffled feathers of a Guinea fowl.
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Ah.. it is not known what Tomorrow is pregnant with.
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Alas so.
It is not known, with what Amaechi aproached this dance.
So, for today we must admire his dance steps.
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And it apears there are many 'from afar' who cheer this lovely dancer to fever pitch.
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Let the rythms continue.

PhockPhockMan:
Shame no dey catch you? You accept this trash of a lie as truth? OH MY GOD.

As in Ehn...
The sheer Hipocrisy of these 'new breed' is just Mind Boggling.
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What is the monthly take home of a federal Minister (of cabinet rank for that matter)?. Is the rent that upscale that just one months pay could'nt offset it??
Just imagine.
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First Audu Ogbe (in that fruedian slip) spilled all the beans... Now This!!
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Sigh...

Collynzo22:
Ahead of President Jonathan’s declaration to
contest the 2015 Presidential elections tomorrow, the US embassy in Nigeria has issued a warning to its citizens visiting or residing in Nigeria to be security conscious and stay away from public places. The message on its website (nigeria.usembassy.gov) reads thus: President
Goodluck Jonathan is expected to announce his candidacy for re-election on November 11 at 10 am in Eagle Square, Abuja. Heavy traffic in and arou eagle Square is expected. We also expect additional police and military checkpoints, additional security,
and possible road blocks. The U.S. Mission suggests
you avoid this area. The Mission would also like to remind all U.S.
citizens to review and ensure they practice the
following security precautions: In Public Areas Always be aware of your general surroundings
and try to avoid large crowds, especially political
marches, gatherings, and demonstrations. When in crowded public areas, remain vigilant for
signs of trouble. Before entering any establishment,
scan the area for suspicious activity to avoid
walking into a robbery in progress or other
trouble. Remember where the nearest fire exits and
other avenues of escape are located. If you hear shots fired, immediately get down on the ground.
Do not try to investigate or intervene. While Driving Due to increased security and heavy traffic delays,
the U.S. Mission expects a higher potential for traffic
accidents, roadblocks, and other street crime.
Traffic along Shehu Shagari Way, Ahmadu Bello
Way, Constitution Avenue, and Independence
Avenue often becomes completely stopped or blocked. U.S. citizens should alter their routes to
avoid these areas. Do not leave anything visible inside your vehicle
that might tempt someone, including purses,
backpacks, briefcases, laptops, cellular telephones,
and other electronic items. Store these items in the
trunk or under the seat. Keep windows up and
doors locked. Car-jackers target moving vehicles but thieves also frequent parking areas looking for
anything in plain sight worth taking. Remain alert while driving, especially when
stopped at traffic intersections and highway off-
ramps. Keep an eye on pedestrians and other
drivers around you. Leave at least half a car length
of space between you and the car in front of you in
case it becomes necessary to take evasive action. When leaving a public area, such as a shopping
area, restaurant, or airport, check your rearview
mirrors for any vehicles that may be following you.
If you feel you are being followed or notice
suspicious persons or vehicles near your vehicle
entrance, do not enter your property. Go to a safe area (such as a police station or the Embassy/
Consulate General/Guest Quarters, and so forth)
and call the Embassy or Consulate General.
On-Going Security Threat The U.S. Embassy continues to monitor closely the
ongoing threat posed by a Nigerian extremist
group and their intentions to carry out attacks
against the Nigerian Government and western
interests in Nigeria. U.S. citizens should continue to exercise caution.
Please maintain a high state of vigilance and
personal awareness, particularly in and around
Abuja, Federal Capital Territory, near Nigerian
government facilities, diplomatic missions, large
gathering places, hotels, markets and malls, and places of worship. Please be advised that Nigerian police and military
units may establish additional police checkpoints,
security, and road blocks in Abuja. If you are confronted by an armed individual Immediate compliance is suggested, avoid making
sudden movements, and do not offer up any form
of resistance. Any hesitation on your part could be
perceived as a threat, which may result in
unnecessary violence. We recommend that U.S. citizens traveling to or
residing in Nigeria enroll in the Department of
State’s Smart Traveler Enrollment Program (STEP).
STEP enrollment gives you the latest security
updates, and makes it easier for the U.S. embassy or
nearest U.S. consulate to contact you in an emergency. If you do not have internet access,
enroll directly with the nearest U.S. Embassy or
Consulate.
www.today.ng/news/insecurity-us-embassy-issues-warning-to-its-citizens-in-nigeria-ahead-of-jonathans-declaration/

FINALY... FINALY!!
Atlast..
The whole world (i dare say the whole international comunity) has finaly lifted their heads, long since buried in the sand, like a 'Collective gathering of Ostriches'. To begin to give (even if mutedly) some form of 'public' credence to what (it is certain) their inteligence agencies have always told them...
About a most Virulent and Satanic lot that pass for an 'oposition' in my country. An Oposition Nigeria is specialy 'blessed' with.
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Atleast its now an 'open secret' what the next few days holds for all the spectators, 'near' and 'far'.
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No more pretence
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God bless Nigeria.

Hmm... This aribisala guy has said so much in one short piece.
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I most confess.
This has to be among some of the most Explosive, a piece as l've had to read in a while.
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Kudos atlwireles

God deliberately makes sure, that in every part of this World, there will always remain a few People to speak Truth.

mitchyy:
Interesting thread. Yes, a lady can cook for her boyfriend. But then, its not compulsory she does that all the time. A man who has brain upstairs and understands that his girl is not his maid will not insist she does.

I'll use the example of a male friend who is happily with a kid now. He was dating one lady who ensures there's always soup and stew in his fridge. She cooks and clean. She was like the perfect wife. But when this guy was ready to marry, he went to search for a random lady in his church, they dated for 3months and he married her.
Mrs cook and clean was very pissed because she gave him everything yet he left her for someone he never knew. So to those saying its a criteria for a guy to marry you, think again.
Another example, a friend told us he needed a wife and wants to settle down this November. We tried to hook him up and finally, he found a lady he liked. They are currently dating and she visits almost everyday to cook, clean, do his laundry. Sometimes they spend the night together. This is November and he hasn't even engaged her. We asked him what happened to "I want to marry asap". And he said he still wants to watch his girl. But we asked him to be honest, becus we know its because she gives him everything he would have gotten when married. So he sees no need to rush. And then he smiled sheepishly.

In a nutshell, cooking for your boyfriend or fiancee is awesome. But making it mandatory for ladies, is archaic. And its NEVER a criteria for him to marry you.

Balanced, and Matured...

Adaeze003:
I'm sorry, who is a black woman? Go back even to the stone age, you will never see it as acceptable to treat a bf as a husband... ehm r we even meant to date or be in relationships? Ehn? R those not white concepts?

A black woman btw is who ever she says she is! We are much more than the list in your head...

I'd already dosed off.
Em...
Normaly I wouldnt have bothered, but i guess this issue is a bit special, so I am constained to this bit of a reply.
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How is it even possible that it is lost on you girls that you are already 'PLAYING' husband and wife with your BoyFriends by being intimate with them...
And your men are already 'PAYING' the same by all the 'Totaly unnesesary expenditures' they undergo with you their beus (which would have been equally totaly uncalled for 'in the past', as you say). So why not play it to the full? ...whos deceiving who?
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I am Firm and unflinching that weather in 'acting' or the 'real thing' what makes black people who they were (that the black woman in particular is most eager to toy with, until she makes a complete mess of her life, like those white manequins) should be untouched.
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Be careful what you ask for because you might get it.
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Isn't it OBVIOUS some guy could simply REVERSE the question on this thread 2 read..
"Should nija men spend anything on women whom they've not yet commited to ...blablabla?"
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And then half the Brazilian hairs would Disapear...!!

DailyNews:
Even the white ladies they are trying to copy from cook for their partners with joy. At least, I belong to a group like that on fb that's basically about Nigerian dishes, and majority of the members of that group are foreign women- Australians, Americans, Indians, Chinese, Germans, etc...trying hard to learn how to cook Nigerian meals for their various partners, and our dear sisters are here forming James Bond online, kai...our sisters are indeed awesome!!

You see the white woman already knws she's doomed. And she's secretly trying to make amends.
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Its just a disaster...
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They're not Black women anymore... And they're certainly not White women either. They are something ...inbetween.
Like the products of a deliberate western 'Brainwash Experiment', that ensures that in a few years from now, neither Black men nor White men would be able to stay with any them.
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Its a disaster...

Aaaayyy.... Mehnnn...
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Thats ma Presidowdow ...hehe

YEKINI

Enangson:
her dad nko?

You are trying to Spoil the 'Fun' ..eh
Did/should anyone ask any questions about any of the Men in their lives ..eh
are you not 'satisfied' that the two are so 'beautiful' and very soon also this new beauty will 'get' (not marry) a Brazilian billionaire and we would soon 'down the line' be looking at 'yet another', third 'beauty'.. Just fantastic.
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..em with 'hazzel eyes'..

Adetula1:
stop doing drugs....south west in presidential vote-APC 80%- PDP 20% ....i laff in Swahili

They are such a Noisy lot...
Sheer fatigue has set in to even answer them nowadays...
That was what they were screaming TILL the VERY morning PDP Stunningly swept them away, completely in All 16 LGAs of a seeming stronghold of theirs Ekiti
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What can I say, Nairaland is a godsent for them cos this is the only place were they actualy 'Win' any elections. ...shenanigans..

How many 10 yr olds can behead a full grown man (as I saw some 10-12 yr old islamic fighters doing) only a few threads from this one?
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As a man who only has one infant as of today, and i'm quite certain many of those soldiers there are parents of 10 yr old females and males. I'd like to ask some of the posters a few things.
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How many 'normal' Nigerian male 10 yr olds will not pee in their pants at the mere 'sight' of soldiers, not to talk an actual interogation by a crack team of Field Ups ...not to talk of a Female NIGERIAN 10 yr old!
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Then finaly, How many FEMALE African or Nigerian 10 yr olds will REQUIRE ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE to the methods this soldiers had to apply for this girl to give them life saving (...these people have left the warmth of loved ones to diffend these 'delicately manicured INGRATES' writing all this rubbish here) info that will save other combat troops !!
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Have any of you Specialists on Interogation botherd to look at the faces of those arab 10 yr olds, a few threads from this one, so that you could profer your 'expert' solutions as to how you would 'efforlessly' get them to yeild info to you. if indeed you catch one of them befor they could hack off those your 'shampooed', or is it 'brazilian haired' ..skulls in this case!!

Unquestionably...
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IZAGA...

A Highly Explosive (well acted and suprisingly also well filmed) Nigerian movie about the supernatural.
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With the 'Inimitable' Lizz Benson as that character, slowly and painfuly narrating that long and Haunting tale of all her Reincarnations...

EldaTimba:
It is highly unfortunate most Nigerians can't read and comprehend.

Mann... Its realy bad elder ...quite shameful indeed. 10-14 pages of Pure Rubbish...
They were so janjaweeded, or should i say 'jaded' in their vision to EVEN see that, this time around their Government did this one basicaly the 'right way', ...wired transfers, registered arms COs and all...
Pity, it probably became even clearer 2 that poor company that they were in 'Far Above Their Heads' on this one, and there was one big conspiracy against their Clients (Nigeria). ...hehe, a routine re-registration applied for since JUNE remained Unattended to on somebodies table for all these months. The suckers, alarmed, then tried to do the right thing by wirering the funds back to their clients, only to have the funds seized (months later) on 'A REGISTERATION TECHNICALITY, COOKED UP BY THE SAME AMERICAN/SA AUTHORITIES THAT CREATED THE TECHNICALITY IN THE FIRST PLACE'. Haba is that what 170m 9ja guys who pride themselves on being the 'sharpest' on the continent couldnt see (merely at first glance here)!!
It now becomes clearer why Sambo Dasuki and co (many months later) tried to keep the AMERICAN/SA people off the scent by going 'CASH' in the last $9.3m deal, but their internal Moles here tipped them off again. They most be laughing their heads off by now, yet I shudder to imagine them reading all the tonnes of rubbish in the last 12 or so pages of this thread to add more insult to the injury ...Damn.

One has to be as polite as one can be, so i've left my post till when i'm sure a large majority of the 'kids' would have succombed to sleep so as not to spoil their fun for them, masturbating against GEJ and the GOVT.

PS. Ehm... I AM VERY PROUD TO BE A NIGERIAN!!

Wow, this most be a collosal blow 2 the all the BH apologists and chairleaders. Realy good news.
However,more seriously:
In wiew of STEVEN DAVIES's firm assertion that Nigeria's BokoHaram indeed has an online arm in its support.
And in view of the varied criticism that many Nairalanders have had to express on some 'strange fellows' on this forum because of their 'Barely veiled joy' in any of BH's 'succeses' against NA or the Govt.
Has any one considered the fact that you may actualy be 'exchanging posts' here with actual BH people!!
By the way, Front Page Pleeaasee.

Ngwakwe: This is the kind of Politics and division that would've empowered Ebola to do more havoc in Nigeria as Bokoharam has done

Enough of these political rhetoric.

Next is Unity in support of our men in uniforms especially the Military and the Presidency in the fight against Boko Jihadists.

Wow.... Ngwakwe
You talked about these Strange Fellows we literaly had to 'defeat' for us to forge a common front at that critical moment that we did as a nation ....And one of them actualy showed up, ....Now, ...Mid thread!!
And telling very obvious (and divisive) lies ..as usual!!
Haa ...Ngwakwe, are u sure you have not started developing Prophetic Abilities?. ...Because of too much time on nairaland??

dablazor: ehm.. buh u do feel its ok to hit women? i mean u think its justifiable?

Young man, you still dont get it do you? I want your generation to correct the 'mistakes' my generation of men seem to have made. I want you to have the same 'natural' sense of Outrage and disgust that you feel if you see a women physicaly abused by a Man, for a Woman who elects of herself to verbaly or emotionaly abuse any man. We are africans. We know the care our grandmothers took to drill the Two Different sets of instructions into their Male and Female children. But it appears that now it is only the man that society and the law now require to maintain that Respectful Reserve.

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When last did u hear a mother beating her little daughter, saying 'dont talk to ur brother like that, dont u know he is stronger than you'

Tymax: Real women don't provoke their husbands to anger.

A sensible woman doesn't seek to be the object of her husband's rage.

A cantankerous woman should have the presence of mind not to marry a quick-tempered man.

I am impressed that the younger men of the new generation are also becoming 'liberated' men like the women. And are equaly begining to demand certain things that my generation would or have foolishly conceaded/overlooked to our women as 'Rights' in the newly emerging relationship with their own women.
On the topic, I Propose that if women want laws that criminalise hitting them under any circumstance then men should demand (AND ENFORCE) laws that criminalise 'verbal and emotional' abuse (that women of all generations 'Indulge' in ...including my beloved mother), That men, of all generations have always had to bear, concead to, and contend with.
In this new Dynamic; all a carefull young man has to do is 'Record' the offending woman (by some means) indulging in their favourite 'past time' and get it to law enforcement and she would get six months in prison (or what ever penalty a man would get the said Bill). I can almost hear all the men on NL laughing, ... Because Instead of the men, (as it would be now), It is most women that would hardly spend six months in a year out of Prison. I so trust the Man; If he needs to, he can be 'Deadly Cool' and calculating (because its Part of his Assignment on earth) ...Its his natural 'design'.

Unemadu: T.K.O

Chino umunne gi n'ado gi aka na nti. Biko anyi aburokwa ndi ofe o. Anyi cho ka i buru mmadu

ooooh...
Whats with this repetetive carton picture of doggie that u keep posting here ehh?. Is it that 'An Army' of derailers that have crawled out from under every rock to meet this 'chino' in this thread?

NgeneUkwenu: This is not even admissible in Law Court!


Mumu op!

Ehm...
Am I to assume you totaly missed the Oscar Pistorius trial. (where the prosecution 'desparately' sought after slight evidences of ficticious quarrels and disagreements btwn the couple on social media?). Oscar was just lucky they had nothing of such online to realy nail him.And this was someone 'favoured'. Not to talk of what this one posted..
Anyway as I've already said 'enjoy your chata'
..With all ur posts, You even sound to sophisticated that I dont even believe YOU even believe what YOU posted above!!

Firefire: Either you believe it or not… one day all the EVIL comments made on NL will hunt many enemies of Nigeria... So think before you press the button

Haha...
You could call them the 'Small-Small-Boys-And-Girls-Clubs' of nairaland..
Anyway its all good, just enjoy the chata..

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spyder880: Agulu lake, the sheer tranquillity of the place is refreshing [img]

Whoaaa... at last...
a touch of class
The touch of a Master..
For beauty's sake,
For Glory's sake,
Die not, except in Jerusalem..
..The Spyder was here..

shady26: i very much concur with you that ihejirika should be probed, possibly made to face trial if found guilty. but wait first, we must start from that long line of Generals that have served as COAS and CODS before now(or dont you think so? ),Danjuma,OBJ,IBB,BUHARI,ABACHA,.......and the least continues until we come to Ihejirika else its all Hypocrisy as usual. unfortunately for you lots igbos have learnt the game the game is called "Surviving in a country of hypocrites"

Hmmm...
It is not always the quantity of what you say, but the shear depth and quality. I'm suddenly fifteen again, and reading 'Things Fall Apart'.
In the midst of the sad melancoly that is the History of Nigeria's Tribes, ...This was almost poetic. Kudos.
That was Quite Sublime...

Suljosh: CAN is an A.ss. I'm saying this as a christian, CAN is so political I'm so disappointed buy that BLING BLING CAN president it's a shame. He abandon his primary objectives, and now has become a crook and a political THUG of Mr GEJ. GOD is watching them in 3D.

So then (Just I have posted befor on Nairaland) How come this so UNPOPULAR CAN President was so OVERWHELMINGLY re-elected for a second term only a few months back!! .How many of you G-String/Mini Skirt Wearing, Night Clubing 'Christians' down there in the South have botherd to go deep into the North to find out what these forgoten minorities there actualy face on a daily bases, and more importantly WHAT THEY THINK about this Present CAN president. And were do the catholic bishops think this man gets his votes from. ..And why his 'bling bling' and 'Private jet' means ABSOLUTLY nothing to them?.
How is it that, it is you Alcoholics and 'Skimpy Clothed-Tongue Speaking' christians from the South that are more interested in his 'bling bling' than we Southerners up here and our Northern Christian bretheren?. And more importantly why, like Nelson 'Holisasa' (The Trouble Maker') Mandela, this man, more than any other CAN president befor him is consdered a Trouble Maker by the Northern establishment?.
Did any of you 'Christians' down there bother to read the paid advert on the dailies by the combined CAN of the Nineteen Northern states on the last Birthday Aniversary of this VERY FEARLESS Man of God and the very High Esteem in which he is held by Them. The very christians that these catholic bishops are supposed to be 'issueing statements' in aid of, ... As always from thousands of kilometers away, over hot 'cups of coffee'
Well, For all your information (Eh... IYANGBALI AND CO, TAKE NOTE... As one or two well informed Catholic brothers have already alluded to some posts befor mine...) Be prepared to commit suicide very soon, because just like GEJ/PDP that doesnt believe in Social Media and Nairaland 'Popularity' and 'Victories', except this Man of God refuses to contest again.... He is going to be the first CAN President to be elected for an Unpresidented THIRD TERM !!!

ratiken: These APC bootlickers are the biggest hypocrites ever
They are all over thread picking holes on the allegation but turned blind eyes to similar holes and allegations just few weeks back.

Though I believe both allegations are unfounded and should not be taken seriously. It is almost impossible to dissociate APC from Bokoharam.

Oh... So someone else notices the Sheer Hipocracy!!

Ghen Ghen... Cant wait for when this makes frontpage *@!<&= £+¥