₦airaland Forum

tunshe: “There are more Christian killers than Muslim killers in the United States.”


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=eH0YYic_JpY

1. There are far more "Christians" than Muslims in the US
2. Those killers DO NOT kill in the name of Christ or God. The Muslim killers kill inbthw name of Allah or Mohamed. That's the difference.

Toni Blair's sister in law converts to Islam- and so what? I should jump up or what? How does that affect the price of chicken wings at KFC?

ifyalways: Hehe.
Ezigbo independensi. Nsi a buro kwa nke ntakiri.

Bia, ö putara na nmai boys nwuru n'ulo m na Monday ka na-egbu ha up till now?ebe a juziri oyi ka 'dame patience'.

Lol

Guys na ewe iwe na mmaya añuru n'ulo gi enweghi "happy ending".

Maria-G:
Kedunu Tosh m?

Anuru m na Felicia a.k.a felimbombo has come to take what is hers. Ogbaaghara nu na the tosh family now, maka nwunye toshman is on high alert. This felimbombo is a FIFA approved husband snatcher.

Meanwhile otu nwa bekee kpotara obele nwa do 3 yrs old na Cincinnati si na owu nwa tosh. And anuru na de nwa yichara toshman ofuma. This is the 4th away match child tosh na amuta. Outside his real wife na amutabeghi nwa at all.
So wahala is around the corner for tosh. If ihughi ya ebe a in the next 2 days, gaa choo ya na mental hospital.

What if by the time anyi richara de rice odila too late ila, and we have to spend the night na ulo gi, any post--rice-night-action? ------with a happy ending? Anyi likiri happy endings. especially na happy hour

Yeeeee happy independence


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reModLpEloc

Yeeeee

Ify how far? After the rice, what next.

toshman anarala gi maria gi o . . . aka m adighi kwa ya
alakpurula m. chi ejiela.

biko gwara m ify na m choro ihu ya

lol

maria adaala ogu taa.
ka m ga zuta popcorn . . . m ga agbara anya m xmas taa

maria-cup 2012 semi finals
toshman vs antivirus
round 1:

toshman i wu anu mpam . . .confirmed

aga m a like e meet ify in person . . . adi m sure na ify wu nwa daddy.

toshman, asi m ify may be a virgin . . . i did not extend that to you . .
i wu arabanko-originale-ab-initio . . ishi na afo nne gi kuwa nkwa

Story
Ugbua ka m mere understand ihe mere iji choose pres-elect of all people to be your bobo. Pres-elect na amaghi otu eshi eme ihe ahu. Okay!!! Everything is falling into place. Wow!! Why didn't I see this all this while?

Just like that girl m gwara gi na Enfield. The girl ekweghi ka m Mesa ya aka for a whole year. Everday m gbara gawa east-London na nke one merciful girl na emepuru uwa dum. Whereas m nwekwara girlfriend na Enfield ebe m no. Now gi na pres-elect na eme enyi yet pres-elect is said to gbala ncha. How can that be? Bc onaghi enye ya. Chei!!!!

Ify the virgin . Ify no worry, virginity wu something to be proud of. Lol. I remember mgbe m wu virgin. But in case ichoro itiwa de virginity, no fear, okpukpu anoghi na ihe ahu. Ogaghi emeru gi ahu.

But seriously Ify, I ga añuli 3 pints of Heineken?
Lol. Okay no wahala . I will teach you.

Swim to where? US navy is patrolling the seas there.

By the way, what is Bantu?

I hear you. Ihe a wu ihe one chick na eme oge m nu Enfield college. Na act bad girl everyday. Until one day ayi gaa bar iñuru mmaya. The girl ñuo half pint of Budweiser etinyere sprite nwee headache si m bia kpolaa ya before mpa ya amata na ogara bar. Onweghi boyfriend. After sometime m mata na Onwebeghi sex self ajukwala m otu m shi mata na o wu virgin. Agaghi m aza gi

I'm suspecting you now. Bc any arabanko girl agaghi aputa na ekwu ya anyhow. Girls wara Anya na eme ihe ha quietly. Ify gwa anyi eziokwu now, okwa imebeghi ihe ahu?

Hapu akuko ahu I na ako otu isi bie England Ireland Italy etc. AMA m how far.

Otele mgbeke,
otele mgbeke adokaala uwe otele,
odokaala uwe otele o

Cha cha cha cha Igbo kwen yaaaaa

Ify, gi na akuko ifo gi a. Infact the way Ify ji akpa agwa here ebidola m mewe suspect na Ify may be a virgin in real life. The girl wu nwa daddy, everytime ya abia nairaland na act like bad girl. I know her type. Even toshman sef, may be a shy person in real life. Bia Internet na ekwushi mmadu nti.

Mba, I've changed my mind, toshman ga awu arabanko for real. But Ify I'm suspecting na Ify wu very quiet babe in real life.

Anyway, Ify chotara m correct Igbo babe ka m ji jide onwe m o. Last time m gara Amsterdam, ha wuru m Mmiri oku. Ahu agbuchapu m ebe m na achi nwayi. Biko I need calm Igbo babe ishi Zuru oke.

something is really wrong with this aso rock.
since june 12 1993 it has been haunted
abacha went in, left in a body bag
Abubakar went in, ran out within a year . . . in peace
OBJ went in, came out without stella
yaradua went in . . . . . you know the rest
Now this . . . . . now they will spend all our money treating this woman abroad.

can't they get the message from th gods . . . . build our health institutions to global standards or else . . . .

ifyalways: I kpasuola m iwe. A ga m arikwasi gi n'elu nye gi punishment kara aka.

Choi

achi4u: but mara na love gi ka na 'ama.m ahu jijijijijiji' dis no be laffin matter O

One love

Achi I've told you many times, Mara ihe I ga eme this your akwukwu(epilepsy)
Akwukwu na adogbu gi, gi si na o wu love ga now hukwa doctor Anya.

@agaba
So I na acho igwa m na o wu toshman kpotara gi Felicia and not vice versa?

agabaI23: Ekwuru m eziokwu.

Zaa ajuju m juru gi

Did you or did you not kpaala with Ify, and then goaded pres-elect into ikpa with Ify?

Did you or did you not, chuola some Akwuna called Felicia after which you fixed the Akwuna with toshman?

Did you or did you not chuola nwayi luru di Ana akpo babyosisi?

What happened to Asa baby Ana akpo nnenneigbo?

Zaa ajuju ndi a. Taa wu panel day of reckoning

Lol

Onye ashi

Anuru m na gi na Ify kpara before gi handia ya over to pres-elect.

I stand corrected
Toshman ochuu Akwuna
Agaba ochuu married women
Otele, foreign observer

Biko umunne m threadia wu sacramenti ndiigbo nairalandi. Anyi achoghi esemokwu ebe a. Onye emekwala mkpari obodo onye ozo ma o wu village onye ozo. Igbo wu otu. And threadia wu ebe anyi na abia achi ochi( maka ndi na aju na enwere ihe bara uru na threadia)

Threadia wu ebe anyi na achi ochi eme ihe ochi, chokwaa nwayi(toshman), gbaa ncha( pres-elect) chuo akwuna(agaba123), chuo nwoke(ifyalways) see foto(odumchi)
Udo diri unu all

Bikonu ihe a unu na asu o wu Igbo ka o wu ihe ozo?

odumchi: Ngen mere mgbe owula i vuru ebe ndi ive na ańu ońu I ma asiriri ka I bia kpasuo wo iwe?

Ekuo nke a ngeni? Ava gi o wu "N'onye achi kwa"?

Welcome to the 21sr century. From my bedroom, with my iPad and iPhone and iWhatever, I will worship. No need to go to church then( pastors won't like this one o bc it means no Sunday collection)
Afterall I watch TD jakes on yOutube, why should I go to church if I can worship in my bedroom and fellowship with the brethren using technology

Ify kedukwanu ihe m si gi mere m? E neediri m Asa Igbo omaricha. Anuru n na I na ahazi umu Asa for umu boys. Anukwara m na o wu gi haziri Maria Goretti for Toshman. Biko nyere otele aka. O di oke important

NRI PRIEST: Oga akamma ma imepee threadi nke ezi n'ulo gi....Kedu ife I loo ?

Iji okwu

Anambra kwenu!!
Ka m ga mepere nke ndi mbaitoli local govt.

ifyalways: @ otele, Otele kpachie gi ebe ahu!!!
A huru m na gi na tosh raga nshi .

Ify, awu kwa m onye nke gi o. Anu m your side. Imaghi. Owu tosh wu public enemy. Ohuru-nwayi-kwe-onwu.
Adi m happy I nu na pres-elect di alive and well.
But elee ya ?

Meanwhile, Ify, nwa Amsterdam ahapula m. Amuru m na I ma ka esi enye guys nwayi. Biko chotara nu m Asa di capable. Biko Odi m osiso. Before otele mgbeke adokaa uwe otele

odumchi
ihe a wu egwu blackpikin ga aguru adabekee

bianu o, owu eziokwu na pres-elect amaala udo? haa!

Hiaaaaaaaa
Ify do something

Aka apukwala gi na ya

Nnaa eeh
Ify lekwanu Anya o
O dikwa serious . Kedu ihe aga akpo nke a. O wu tosh nyere Maria touch and follow, ka owu Maria nyere tosh something. This is not the tosh we know

Abracadabra

Ikomi: Don't even try, nwe'ike emeri ify na that area. Ima na Ify mepere ulo akwukwo ebe ona akuzi technics i.e (uzobuna) esi aku okpa.

Otele be warned don't even try.

Hahahahahaha chei, eche m na iñuru goof. I na a try ify Hot Ify Kara aka.

But on a more serious note, anyi ga anu ngaa tosh amaburu nwayi ebe a luo. Ihe a adikwala serious o