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CHAPTER FOUR

1. I lived with Earthus for many days and I began to love everything about her. Her smiles carried the smiles of the ripples on the sea.

2. She was like a bird to me(as I later found out the characters of birds). Her voice was the sweetest I ever heard. Her legs were long and smooth.

3. I, Eartum, could not hold the urge to kiss Earthus. There has never been any kiss before. I did not know how the urge came on me.

4. I watched Earthus as she pulled at her long hair, which was about six cubits long. I came close to putting my lips in hers when I saw six figures like mine emerge from nowhere.

5. Eartum, dare it not! Nymphidis cried at me. The other priests with him are Chimides, Largas, Ephradite, Euchlydes, Murmoh and Chaleb. They were the flying ones I saw like objects earlier.

6. They have all chosen the third planet under the sun to explore too.

7. Nymphidis brought fire and we sat round it. Then we took turn to speak of our findings. Chimides said he had toured round the planet and found out that water occupied most part of the earth.

8. I walked in the waters for my feet was touching its base. I spoke into the waters and formed some living creatures in it.

9. Largas spoke of how he had formed some flying objects. The objects sing like Largas himself. They have different kinds of voices. He also formed some winged ones which are far tinier than the ones that sing.

10. Ephradite spoke of his findings on the surface of the planet where we stood. He told us of a bird made by Largas which has flown out of the earth, shockingly to Largas himself.

11. I never heard of this before, Largas replied.

12. Yes I keep it a top secret till this time, Largas. But be it known unto you that your bird you name Parakreet has flown out of this planet.

13. But I caged it, Largas said.

14. But I threw up the cage playfully and shockingly the cage went up up away without returning to this planet. It went with the bird in it.

15. Largas was quiet for he was speechless. I, Eartum, asked to know why it was so and Ephradite asked me to use my brain.

16. I, Eartum, began to put my brain to use. Then I raised my face to the sky and found no living object flying in it right now.

17. Where are all the flying creatures you said you created, O Largas? I asked him. He set his eyes up and saw none too. He was alarmed!

18. Right before our faces, Largas put his right hand in his pocket and came up with some hard tepex. I asked, O Largas, what do you mean this for?

19. I created all the birds with the tepexes, Largas replied.

20. But how did you know that you can create something with tepexes? I asked Largas and he replied, Lo, I found water pouring out of my skin when I was under the sun in this planet. I tasted it and it was like tepexes. Then I think Reverad formed us thereof.

21. Your observation is true, dear Largas. I tasted the water of my skin too. It tasted like tepex.

22. Immediately, Largas formed a bird and threw it forcefully into the sky. The bird flew up, up, up and it vanished out of our sight. We all wondered where it had been.

23. Do birds now have our powers? Chaleb asked in amazement. Because for us, once we jumped up even without our wings, we keep on going up, up, up.

24. Largas flexed his muscles to pull back the birds which had gone out of sight, but could not. Chaleb joined him to flex his muscle while they looked into the sky.

25. I, Eartum and Chimides and Ephradite and Euchlydes and Nymphidis all joined Chaleb and Largas in the pulling force, but we found no birds descending. Only Murmoh did not join hands to pull down the birds.

26. Amazingly, Earthus flexed her muscles too and we all laughed at her because her muscles looked smaller compared to ours.

27. To our amazements, we began to see rain of birds. They were all dead and frozen, falling down in their hundreds upon our heads.

28. What is this? we the sons of God screamed out loud. We all stopped pulling but the birds didn't stop raining. Then we looked behind us and found Earthus still pulling.

29. How is Earthus, a product of the bang, more powerful than all the sons of God joined together? we questioned.

30. I suggested that Reverad could have put the planet in her care since she came up with this planet at the bang.

31. When Earthus stopped pulling, the birds ceased to fall immediately.

32. We threw many living creatures up too, to ascertain if it was only birds that go up without coming back, but according to our findings, all things we threw up never returned to us.

33. I have also thrown my poor hunch-backed creature into the air too and it never returned to me.

34. We tried again to pull them back but nothing fell back until Earthus alone flexed her muscles and they began to fall back one after the other.

35. As a mutual consent, we agreed to let Earthus control the planet because she had more dominion over the creatures more than we all do. Nymphidis disagreed at first, but eventually we agreed to let Earthus rule the earth and we called the name of this planet Earth, according to the tongue we chose to speak(for we all have more than a thousand tongues each, which we speak and we all understood them all).

36. And so Earthus became the mother of all things in this planet called Earth.

New Law: Anyone who have won three consecutive times will step down the following month for others. That would make sense for the award to circulate, how about that?

@everyone, u don't need to quote me to reply. I think you'll be faster that way. Buh I'm still wondering how Keandre and his likes are always doing it so fast.

keandre:
deaf

21pts

keandre:
deaf

20pts

10. The homo created by the big bang was _______ and dumb.

realmindz:
I think Keandre said it first

U are right. Thanks for the honesty.

keandre: tepex

18pts

9. What taste has the sweat of Eartum?

geoworldedu:
dust and hot breeze

6pts

8. According to Eartum, what did the sun use to make a prototype of a stream ahead of him?

keandre:
big ocean

15pts
Do you have nairaland app, or how do you know that I am online anytime?

7. In what did Eartum land when he landed on the planet earth?

The Kingdom of the true God is here. Domino Reverad is the God who created Jehovah, Odin, Vishnu, Mercury, Eshu, Olorun and all the other gods anyone must have heard about. Let us be calm and worship no god. The creature of all gods didn't design the universe for worshipping one another, but for using the brain, doing good to others and making findings(research).

geoworldedu:
The speed of the flight of the sons of God

3pts

6. What did Knoliud compare the speed of the earth movement to?

jcross19:
you are the brainwashed one here because you can't just come from nowhere started posting trash, see you are not the first who have been claiming all these many have claimed that even call themselves god but die and their claim died with them so and you are not going to be the last but your claim can never hold a drop of water. That book you call doctufos is compilation of jargon.

Do you mean to say that the holy spirit in you is sure of what he is saying or he is drunk? How can you tell such blatant lie? Okay, tell me at least one name of someone who has written the name of the father of jehovah and his book died with him? I will go and check if it is true.

I'm waiting...

jcross19:
you just gather all religious information and form a new type of religion soon you start to scam people.

The problem with you is that you are being led to lie against me by lucifer(the Holy Spirit) who have brainwashed you and the churches. How dare you lie against me that I WILL SCAM PEOPLE? okay let's watch and see if I'll ever do the same thing I am being sent to speak against. And if I never do that, it's a good reason for you to question the Holy Spirit in you who told you such lie.

jcross19:
nephillims are the result of fall of angels, even the bible talk about the nephillims okay. Jesus existed at the same time with God. Eartum is deceiving you for you to deceive others.

The stories in the Bible are distorted forms of the real truth. As it takes the truth many years before actually being revealed, so has it taken the truth of the universe about 14billion years to be known and it is the DOCTUFOS given to me by Eartum. Pray to jehovah, perhaps he will tell you it's the truth.

CAPSLOCKED:

I'VE TRIED....
I'VE REALLY TRIED TO UNDERSTAND YOU, YOUR MISSION, AND ALL THESE SCRIPTS BUT IT'S NOT WORKING!

My mission is simple...
1. To bring the awareness to everyone that there is indeed a GOD who made the universe
2. To make the world know that all formerly known-gods existed on earth in the periods of the hominids and Neanderthals thousands and millions of years back.
3. That all those gods, especially jehovah, did not create the world, but REVERAD their father did.
4. That using the brain and doing good rather than worshipping a god is what nature appreciates.
5. That all the religions of the world we see today are given to people who are inspired by one of the gods to write about their deeds of the periods of the neanderthals but in an exaggerated manner.
6. That I am also inspired by one of the gods, whose name is Eartum to make ALL THE UNSPEAKABLE WORDS in the HIDDEN SCROLLS known and to end all SPIRITUAL POLITICS played by all the gods. And this shall be most effective by the year 2625 when the people of that time would have seen that the promise of Jesus return and the endtime said by all religions are false and DOCTRINES OF FEAR.

CHAPTER FOURTEEN
1. When Napat had left the land of Persia, he went to a land east of Persia and dwelled there. Now when some of the homo erectuses of that land had seen him, they were glad because they knew he was a god.
2. For the land was a place where the homos which were banished from their places had gathered. Now Napat ruled over the homo erectuses. And they grew in number.
3. Now Napat had his eyes on Persia, for he had thought to regain it from Mithra. Now Napat thought, saying, the thing which Mithra did to me shall I also do to him.
4. Now Mithra had heard that the land eastward of persia had begun to be great in strength, so he thought to take it. Now when Mithra came to the land with his homos to war with it, the homos of the land submitted to him, saying, O god Mithra, kill us not, for who are we to die a royal death?
5. Take us into your land and we shall be your slaves, for we were all exiled from the four corners of the earth. What is our life to us? We shall serve you and do much labour for you in your land.
6. Now when Mithra heard this, he was glad. And Mithra said to his captain, Maroch, gather them and let them be in the ships. For they are very many to be on the unicorns.
7. So did Mithra gather about twelve thousands of the homos of the land of the exiles and took them to his land. But he did not know that those whom he took as slaves were the armies of that land. Then did he set Vadrah his chief Knight and about five hundreds of his armies upon the land of the exiles to control its affair. And the name of the land was called Apam, which was around the border of Persia and Hindi.
8. Now Napat came unseen by the armies of Mithra and spoke to his own homos, saying, we have set up the taking of Persia. Now get ready to destroy Vadrah and all his hosts. Then shall we visit Persia in a very large number and defeat it.
9. Now the homos of Napat came in multitude and destroyed Vadrah and all the armies which had been sent to them to control the affair of that land. Then some of the people wore the garments of the dead armies of Vadrah and went to Persia to tell Mithra, saying, the people of Apam have destroyed us in Apam.
10. Vadrah had been taken also with all the armies, but only few of us escaped and here we are to tell you what has happened. Now when Mithra heard it, he gathered all the armies in his lands, save few and commanded them to go with him to Apam to destroy the land totally.
11. Now when the large number of the armies of Mithra had left to fight with the homos of Apam, the armies of Apam which had pretended to be labourers in Persia arose and broke the place where the armours of the land of persia were kept.
12. Then they held all the homos of Persia captive and killed some of them. Now Mithra was only halfway the land of persia and of Apam when he heard the news, saying, the people of Apam which we captured to be slaves have turned about and conquered our land.
13. Now when Mithra heard this, he was troubled. And Mithra said, let us return to our land. For what is the gain of going to Apam to destroy it when our lands is being attacked by they of Apam whom we took to our lands as slaves and labourers, knowing not that they are strong homos of war.
14. Now when Mithra and his armies turned around, they saw that the people of Apam had surrounded them. For the Apamites which were in Persia had come close to them and also were the Apamites from the land of Apam whom Napat himself led.
15. And Napat laughed when he saw that Mithra was confused. And Napat said, you are a nephilim and I am a son of God. How do you think you can overcome me in battle?
16. The same which Ahura Mazda did to you in his land shall I also do to you. I shall send you away from persia forever. And all your armies shall be killed before your face.
17. When Mithra saw that he had no power to face the great armies which were on his right and on his left, he began to flee back to Persia, for his wife had a male baby for him there. And the boy was only about a week old. Then his armies fled with them, but many of them were killed.
18. Now Mithra saw his baby, Mithras inside a pot, for his wife had hid it there when the slaves from Apam came to her chamber to search for the child of Mithra. And when they did not see the child, they killed its mother.
19. Now when Mithra came to his chamber, he found the baby and began to flee with it, but the Apamites saw him and chased him, shooting arrows at him and at the baby. And Mithra had many arrows and javelins in his body. For he shielded the baby and got struck by the arrows which they had thrown at the baby.
20. Then did Mithra escape to Roma, hiding in a cave, for he was afraid of the Apamites, thinking that they had followed him to the cave.
21. Now Mithra dug a shape in the wall of the cave and fixed the baby to the wall of the cave and wrote some words beside him, saying, your name is Mithras. You are born to avenge the death of your father, the creator of the world who was treated unjustly. And if anyone shall accept you and worship you, then the blood of your father shall not be required from their hands. But if they refuse you, then shall you destroy them.
22. After Mithra had ended writing it, he fell to the earth, for the pain from the spears and arrows and javelins was so much for him to overcome. And Mithra crawled far away from the cave and wrote into a scroll which he had stolen from Egypt.
23. And Mithra wrote, saying, he who takes up this scroll and read this saying, let such one go to the cave of Cedes and take the baby in it, for it is the son of God, the creator of the earth. And this son shall set the world free from their evil ways. And this son shall overcome all the forces of darkness, from persia to all the lands around Hindi.
24. And let the cave be called holiness. And let the name of the child be called Mithras, because he shall save many from doing evil things. And he shall lead them to the paradise of his father. Then did Mithra die by the pain of the armours of the armies of Apam.

Questions 6-10 will come from the excerpt below :

CHAPTER THREE

THE FINDINGS OF EARTUM

1. I am Eartum, one of the sons of God. I flew from the face of the City of Gold to a sphere I discovered just five stairs away from the sun. It was the third sphere I found.

2. Lo, the speed of the sphere was like the speed of the flight of the sons of God, according to the teaching of Knoliud my superior.

3. At first, I did not know how to jump into this planet moving with mighty speed. I fell off the planet seventy seven times before I finally made it.

4. I landed in a big ocean when I finally made it. My new wings were soaked up and heavy to carry. I crawled out of the ocean and lay beside its brink as I settled on the sand of the ocean for the sun to dry me up.

5. The shape of this place was like a ball, perfectly round.

6. Soon my wings got dried up and I was light again, ready to explore. I moved on in the lonely planet. I yelled and my yell filled the whole planet. I saw some flying objects hovering the skies above me. I identified many of them as my colleagues, the priests of Reverad.

7. Like six of them descended into the planet but I didn't see them anymore, though I am sure they are in the planet with me.

8. I kept on exploring the earth, moving around it by foot. My legs began to hurt me and I felt like fainting. Then I made an object with a hunched back and sat on it. It carried me around in the desert where I have found myself.

9. The sun was vehemently hot on my head. I needed water but I found none. I knew I would soon dry up like a dry stick, but the sun gave me hope;

10. The sun made use of the dust ahead of me, as well as the hot breeze, to invent a stream in a site not far away from me. I ran with full speed to reach the stream ahead, but to my shock, I found nothing.

11. Then I remembered one of Reverad's words himself: the brain creates hope for the whole being, using the things around it to generate the hope. Only those who can explore their brains maximally shall ride the universe like a winged object.

12. I sat down to think as the dirt of the earth clung to my body. I coughed as I became dehydrated.

13. I thought I saw some water in a place far away. I climbed my poor creature and far into the desert I went.

14. Now I have moved far far away from the ocean where I first landed, else I would have taken some waters to drink.

15. My poor creature was famished as it knelt in the sand. O! Poor thing!

16. I found a dead creature partially buried in the sand. Its skin was so tough that it could not allow the passage of air. I blew into its anus and it pumped up.

17. Does the bang come up with some lives in it? This is a question I would ask Reverad at my return to the City of Gold.

18. Rain began to pour down into the desert. I drank and my creature drank thirstily too and I filled the dead creature with water too. Then soon we began to move on in the desert.

19. The desert was so dry that we began to see the waters we have drunken escaping from our bodies.

20. Soon we were empty again, myself and my animal.

21. I looked at the dead creature into which I kept some water earlier. Lo, the creature was still swollen as it was before.

22. The water in it did not reduce at all.

23. Why? I began to put my brain to use. An answer came--the dead animal is not moving by itself. It does not need water to keep going so it does not lose the water in itself so easily.

24. My creature and myself are the one who need more water to do the motion. The more we move, the more we sweat out the water in us.

25. The dead cannot sweat because it has no blood flowing through it.

26. I, Eartum, felt the taste of my sweat. It tasted like the tepex mineral in the City of Gold. I have never sweated for anything in my life since I was formed by Reverad. This was my first sweat.

27. I began to wonder why my sweat tasted like the tepex in the City of Gold. Did Domino make us out of the tepexes?

28. I thought I would get some of the mineral to these planet at my second coming so that I could try to form an image like myself with it.

29. I walked round the desert for days and discovered many creatures. Some are so huge but with small heads, large tails and large bodies.

30. Some looked tiny and I hardly noticed them. Some were even flying in the skies like dusts. I hardly noticed them.

31. I entered into the forest and there I found great creatures with four feet. They came around me and fell at my feet when they came close to me, for I looked mightier than them all in stature.

32. Not quite long, I found someone coming close to me. The stature looked just like that of the priests in the City of Gold, but this time around, the body looked feminine.

33. There has never existed anything feminine since Reverad laid the foundation of creations. Now I am seeing one for the first time.

34. When she saw me, she made obeisance.

35. Who are you? I asked her, because I knew nothing about her.

36. I am Earthus, the mother of all creation on this planet. A loud bang awoke me into consciousness for I was never a living soul before now.

37. I am created before the bang, I Eartum said. I come from the City of Gold.

38. I have never heard of such word before, Earthus said. Notwithstanding, I heard a voice from the whirlwind which told me to take charge of all the living things that had been generated by the bang.

39. You heard a sound from the whirlwind? I asked her but I doubted her not because my Lord spoke many times with whirlwind or I would say his voice sounds like whirlwind into our ears and so our ears send a wrong signal to the brain that there was a whirlwind. That is nature!

40. It allows you to see what you believe, even though it is not real.

41. Earthus called me into her tent and showed me all the living creatures she had tamed into her tent. A large one stood out. That was the first Homo I discovered was also created by the bang.

42. It was deaf and dumb.

Virulent, I have sent it to your mailbox. Pls check to confirm. Thanks.

keandre:
Otemanuduno, When should we expect the tithe?

anytime from Monday. Sorry, which account did I send the cash d last time? Is it d same ecobank? Cos I saw Ecobank in my mail just now.

Seelurd:
OTEM! OTEM!! OTEM!!! how many times did i call you. Just to let you know You and I will engage in a serious fight if i do not see my MTN recharge card on July 7 at exactly 00:00hr. You can try me ooooooooooo

Recharge cards will be posted here and not personally, hope you know. BTW, jehovah has sent some angels to consume the foodstuff in my cupboard o. You won't imagine how those rats are running about in my kitchen.

delishpot:
So you deu fear? Sorry I prolly miss took you for someone else who does not feat God or who has higher sour,e of protection than God. No vex

It doesn't make sense, that's what I'm saying. This is midnight, hope you know and I'm currently dealing with JEHOVAH your GOD let alone his ape-like son Jesus. What I'm saying is that it doesn't make sense going naked because I want to fight with them. But I don't mind sha if they can also go naked for me. I will beat them small and thresh them like wheat. Dullard Jehovah is in trouble

delishpot:
Bros, it is not the same thing
She did not say jump from a mountain, she said get nakid at midnight and curse God. Don't be comparing it to standing in front of a trailer.

Standing in front of a trailer and running mad, which one do you prefer? Does any of them make sense to do? I don't know why some people reason with the wrong organs of their bodies.

Unique04:
I am a Christian, I cannot be in a forum where my God is being ridiculed by some persons including the founder of the forum. My Bible teaches me that, blessed is he who is not found in the company of the ungodly. I registered in nairaland last year after many years of visiting because I thought it was a forum to meet and interact with fellow Nigerians. I have suddenly come to realize that there is a conspiracy to ridicule the Christian faith and turn young Christians into atheists. I am a solid Christian and nothing can derail me from my faith, but I can't stand the number of baby Christians who get confused and carried away with all this Atheist and anti-christain posts I find on front page.
*modified*
I came to this conclusion after reading some of seun osewa's posts on Christianity.
With this I say farewell to all nairalanders.

Bye bye. See ya later. Buh anywhere you are, just know that Reverad is the father of jehovah and all the other gods you have ever heard about. Safe journey.

keandre:
His external memory

12pts

Last question for today.

5. What is Tactilus to Reverad?

keandre:
Tactilus

9pts