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Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by geoworldedu: 3:52pm On Jul 02, 2016
The speed of the flight of the sons of God
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 3:55pm On Jul 02, 2016
geoworldedu:
The speed of the flight of the sons of God
3pts
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by KingJahzmineKing(m): 4:01pm On Jul 02, 2016
otemanuduno:
6. What did Knoliud compare the speed of the earth movement to?
according to Eartum the speed of de earth is like the flight of the sons of God.
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 4:03pm On Jul 02, 2016
7. In what did Eartum land when he landed on the planet earth?
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by keandre: 4:05pm On Jul 02, 2016
big ocean
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 4:07pm On Jul 02, 2016
keandre:
big ocean
15pts
Do you have nairaland app, or how do you know that I am online anytime?
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 4:10pm On Jul 02, 2016
8. According to Eartum, what did the sun use to make a prototype of a stream ahead of him?
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by keandre: 4:11pm On Jul 02, 2016
otemanuduno:
15pts
Do you have nairaland app, or how do you know that I am online anytime?

I don't have the app, I access nl via opera.. I do check your posts
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by keandre: 4:13pm On Jul 02, 2016
otemanuduno:
8. According to Eartum, what did the sun use to make a prototype of a stream ahead of him?

dust
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by geoworldedu: 4:13pm On Jul 02, 2016
dust and hot breeze
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 4:15pm On Jul 02, 2016
geoworldedu:
dust and hot breeze
6pts
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 4:17pm On Jul 02, 2016
9. What taste has the sweat of Eartum?
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by keandre: 4:17pm On Jul 02, 2016
tepex mineral
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by realmindz: 4:17pm On Jul 02, 2016
otemanuduno:
9. What taste has the sweat of Eartum?
tepex
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by KingJahzmineKing(m): 4:18pm On Jul 02, 2016
tepex
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 4:18pm On Jul 02, 2016
keandre:
tepex
18pts
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by realmindz: 4:19pm On Jul 02, 2016
otemanuduno:
3pts
I think Keandre said it first grin
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 4:20pm On Jul 02, 2016
realmindz:

I think Keandre said it first grin

U are right. Thanks for the honesty.
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 4:22pm On Jul 02, 2016
10. The homo created by the big bang was _______ and dumb.
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by keandre: 4:23pm On Jul 02, 2016
deaf
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by realmindz: 4:23pm On Jul 02, 2016
otemanuduno:
10. The homo created by the big bang was _______ and dumb.
deaf and dumb.....chai na 10G network this Keandre guy dey use oo grin
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 4:24pm On Jul 02, 2016
keandre:
deaf
20pts
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Ranchhoddas: 4:24pm On Jul 02, 2016
otemanuduno:
10. The homo created by the big bang was _______ and dumb.
deaf
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 4:24pm On Jul 02, 2016
keandre:
deaf
21pts
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by KingJahzmineKing(m): 4:24pm On Jul 02, 2016
keandre:
deaf
i guess you guys are together
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 4:25pm On Jul 02, 2016
@everyone, u don't need to quote me to reply. I think you'll be faster that way. Buh I'm still wondering how Keandre and his likes are always doing it so fast.
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by KingJahzmineKing(m): 4:27pm On Jul 02, 2016
i hope ojoro no dey sha
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 4:31pm On Jul 02, 2016
New Law: Anyone who have won three consecutive times will step down the following month for others. That would make sense for the award to circulate, how about that?
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 4:31pm On Jul 02, 2016
CHAPTER FOUR

1. I lived with Earthus for many days and I began to love everything about her. Her smiles carried the smiles of the ripples on the sea.

2. She was like a bird to me(as I later found out the characters of birds). Her voice was the sweetest I ever heard. Her legs were long and smooth.

3. I, Eartum, could not hold the urge to kiss Earthus. There has never been any kiss before. I did not know how the urge came on me.

4. I watched Earthus as she pulled at her long hair, which was about six cubits long. I came close to putting my lips in hers when I saw six figures like mine emerge from nowhere.

5. Eartum, dare it not! Nymphidis cried at me. The other priests with him are Chimides, Largas, Ephradite, Euchlydes, Murmoh and Chaleb. They were the flying ones I saw like objects earlier.

6. They have all chosen the third planet under the sun to explore too.

7. Nymphidis brought fire and we sat round it. Then we took turn to speak of our findings. Chimides said he had toured round the planet and found out that water occupied most part of the earth.

8. I walked in the waters for my feet was touching its base. I spoke into the waters and formed some living creatures in it.

9. Largas spoke of how he had formed some flying objects. The objects sing like Largas himself. They have different kinds of voices. He also formed some winged ones which are far tinier than the ones that sing.

10. Ephradite spoke of his findings on the surface of the planet where we stood. He told us of a bird made by Largas which has flown out of the earth, shockingly to Largas himself.

11. I never heard of this before, Largas replied.

12. Yes I keep it a top secret till this time, Largas. But be it known unto you that your bird you name Parakreet has flown out of this planet.

13. But I caged it, Largas said.

14. But I threw up the cage playfully and shockingly the cage went up up away without returning to this planet. It went with the bird in it.

15. Largas was quiet for he was speechless. I, Eartum, asked to know why it was so and Ephradite asked me to use my brain.

16. I, Eartum, began to put my brain to use. Then I raised my face to the sky and found no living object flying in it right now.

17. Where are all the flying creatures you said you created, O Largas? I asked him. He set his eyes up and saw none too. He was alarmed!

18. Right before our faces, Largas put his right hand in his pocket and came up with some hard tepex. I asked, O Largas, what do you mean this for?

19. I created all the birds with the tepexes, Largas replied.

20. But how did you know that you can create something with tepexes? I asked Largas and he replied, Lo, I found water pouring out of my skin when I was under the sun in this planet. I tasted it and it was like tepexes. Then I think Reverad formed us thereof.

21. Your observation is true, dear Largas. I tasted the water of my skin too. It tasted like tepex.

22. Immediately, Largas formed a bird and threw it forcefully into the sky. The bird flew up, up, up and it vanished out of our sight. We all wondered where it had been.

23. Do birds now have our powers? Chaleb asked in amazement. Because for us, once we jumped up even without our wings, we keep on going up, up, up.

24. Largas flexed his muscles to pull back the birds which had gone out of sight, but could not. Chaleb joined him to flex his muscle while they looked into the sky.

25. I, Eartum and Chimides and Ephradite and Euchlydes and Nymphidis all joined Chaleb and Largas in the pulling force, but we found no birds descending. Only Murmoh did not join hands to pull down the birds.

26. Amazingly, Earthus flexed her muscles too and we all laughed at her because her muscles looked smaller compared to ours.

27. To our amazements, we began to see rain of birds. They were all dead and frozen, falling down in their hundreds upon our heads.

28. What is this? we the sons of God screamed out loud. We all stopped pulling but the birds didn't stop raining. Then we looked behind us and found Earthus still pulling.

29. How is Earthus, a product of the bang, more powerful than all the sons of God joined together? we questioned.

30. I suggested that Reverad could have put the planet in her care since she came up with this planet at the bang.

31. When Earthus stopped pulling, the birds ceased to fall immediately.

32. We threw many living creatures up too, to ascertain if it was only birds that go up without coming back, but according to our findings, all things we threw up never returned to us.

33. I have also thrown my poor hunch-backed creature into the air too and it never returned to me.

34. We tried again to pull them back but nothing fell back until Earthus alone flexed her muscles and they began to fall back one after the other.

35. As a mutual consent, we agreed to let Earthus control the planet because she had more dominion over the creatures more than we all do. Nymphidis disagreed at first, but eventually we agreed to let Earthus rule the earth and we called the name of this planet Earth, according to the tongue we chose to speak(for we all have more than a thousand tongues each, which we speak and we all understood them all).

36. And so Earthus became the mother of all things in this planet called Earth.
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 4:33pm On Jul 02, 2016
11. Who made the fire the sons of God sat around?
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by realmindz: 4:33pm On Jul 02, 2016
KingJahzmineKing:
i hope ojoro no dey sha
na na, it's jst abt being the first to post, Keandre propably refreshes the page very often and has an excellent network.
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by realmindz: 4:33pm On Jul 02, 2016
Nymphidis

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