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Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 8:33pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Virulent: I have already purchased MTN. Should I send it like that? |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 8:35pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Ranchoddas: 3pts |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Virulent: 8:39pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
otemanuduno:I wanted that glo |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by keandre: 8:42pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
otemanuduno:Ranchhoddas answered it first. |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by mfm04622: 8:51pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Topestbilly: Holy books don't burn because their cover is very hard and fire resistant. Remove the cover and burn any holy book and see if it will burn or not. Above is not to say humans are only physical beings. We are certainly more than physical. In my short time on earth, I have seen unexplainable wonders. Holy book not burning is not on of them |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Ranchhoddas: 9:01pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
otemanuduno:I got it first. |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 9:16pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Virulent: Seems I saw where u said MTN instead of Glo, that's why I purchased it. Should I send it like that or send the glo tomorrow morning? |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 9:26pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
2. The universe was bad when it first existence because it was ______________ |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 9:29pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Ranchhoddas:Sorry about that... I've corrected it. |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by keandre: 9:32pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
otemanuduno: overwhelmed with darkness. |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Virulent: 9:33pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
otemanuduno:Send the glo 2moro |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Ranchhoddas: 9:38pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
otemanuduno:Overwhelmed with darkness. |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Topestbilly(m): 10:01pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
mfm04622: 1.So u mean the back of this books are harder more then the furnitures in the building? Interesting! 2. U don't even need to remove d cover b4 burning since u ar doing it intentionally,it will get burnt but at ur peril. U may get instant or future reward for it. |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 10:02pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
keandre:3pts |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 10:05pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
3. Where did Reverad tell all his sons to stay when he wanted to make the big bang? |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by keandre: 10:08pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Alkervum Auriem |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by geoworldedu: 10:09pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
keandre:Mey I here say I give head start. |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 10:11pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
keandre:6pts |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by keandre: 10:15pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
geoworldedu: |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 10:17pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
4. What is the name of the replica of Reverad? |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by keandre: 10:20pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
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Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by geoworldedu: 10:23pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Tactilus |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 10:24pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
keandre:9pts |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 10:30pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Last question for today. 5. What is Tactilus to Reverad? |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by keandre: 10:32pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
His external memory |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by geoworldedu: 10:34pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
memory |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 10:39pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
keandre:12pts |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by KingJahzmineKing(m): 2:11am On Jul 02, 2016 |
otemanuduno:OK .....you never send me the airtel card o shey you know? |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 9:48am On Jul 02, 2016 |
Virulent, I have sent it to your mailbox. Pls check to confirm. Thanks. |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 9:51am On Jul 02, 2016 |
Questions 6-10 will come from the excerpt below : CHAPTER THREE THE FINDINGS OF EARTUM 1. I am Eartum, one of the sons of God. I flew from the face of the City of Gold to a sphere I discovered just five stairs away from the sun. It was the third sphere I found. 2. Lo, the speed of the sphere was like the speed of the flight of the sons of God, according to the teaching of Knoliud my superior. 3. At first, I did not know how to jump into this planet moving with mighty speed. I fell off the planet seventy seven times before I finally made it. 4. I landed in a big ocean when I finally made it. My new wings were soaked up and heavy to carry. I crawled out of the ocean and lay beside its brink as I settled on the sand of the ocean for the sun to dry me up. 5. The shape of this place was like a ball, perfectly round. 6. Soon my wings got dried up and I was light again, ready to explore. I moved on in the lonely planet. I yelled and my yell filled the whole planet. I saw some flying objects hovering the skies above me. I identified many of them as my colleagues, the priests of Reverad. 7. Like six of them descended into the planet but I didn't see them anymore, though I am sure they are in the planet with me. 8. I kept on exploring the earth, moving around it by foot. My legs began to hurt me and I felt like fainting. Then I made an object with a hunched back and sat on it. It carried me around in the desert where I have found myself. 9. The sun was vehemently hot on my head. I needed water but I found none. I knew I would soon dry up like a dry stick, but the sun gave me hope; 10. The sun made use of the dust ahead of me, as well as the hot breeze, to invent a stream in a site not far away from me. I ran with full speed to reach the stream ahead, but to my shock, I found nothing. 11. Then I remembered one of Reverad's words himself: the brain creates hope for the whole being, using the things around it to generate the hope. Only those who can explore their brains maximally shall ride the universe like a winged object. 12. I sat down to think as the dirt of the earth clung to my body. I coughed as I became dehydrated. 13. I thought I saw some water in a place far away. I climbed my poor creature and far into the desert I went. 14. Now I have moved far far away from the ocean where I first landed, else I would have taken some waters to drink. 15. My poor creature was famished as it knelt in the sand. O! Poor thing! 16. I found a dead creature partially buried in the sand. Its skin was so tough that it could not allow the passage of air. I blew into its anus and it pumped up. 17. Does the bang come up with some lives in it? This is a question I would ask Reverad at my return to the City of Gold. 18. Rain began to pour down into the desert. I drank and my creature drank thirstily too and I filled the dead creature with water too. Then soon we began to move on in the desert. 19. The desert was so dry that we began to see the waters we have drunken escaping from our bodies. 20. Soon we were empty again, myself and my animal. 21. I looked at the dead creature into which I kept some water earlier. Lo, the creature was still swollen as it was before. 22. The water in it did not reduce at all. 23. Why? I began to put my brain to use. An answer came--the dead animal is not moving by itself. It does not need water to keep going so it does not lose the water in itself so easily. 24. My creature and myself are the one who need more water to do the motion. The more we move, the more we sweat out the water in us. 25. The dead cannot sweat because it has no blood flowing through it. 26. I, Eartum, felt the taste of my sweat. It tasted like the tepex mineral in the City of Gold. I have never sweated for anything in my life since I was formed by Reverad. This was my first sweat. 27. I began to wonder why my sweat tasted like the tepex in the City of Gold. Did Domino make us out of the tepexes? 28. I thought I would get some of the mineral to these planet at my second coming so that I could try to form an image like myself with it. 29. I walked round the desert for days and discovered many creatures. Some are so huge but with small heads, large tails and large bodies. 30. Some looked tiny and I hardly noticed them. Some were even flying in the skies like dusts. I hardly noticed them. 31. I entered into the forest and there I found great creatures with four feet. They came around me and fell at my feet when they came close to me, for I looked mightier than them all in stature. 32. Not quite long, I found someone coming close to me. The stature looked just like that of the priests in the City of Gold, but this time around, the body looked feminine. 33. There has never existed anything feminine since Reverad laid the foundation of creations. Now I am seeing one for the first time. 34. When she saw me, she made obeisance. 35. Who are you? I asked her, because I knew nothing about her. 36. I am Earthus, the mother of all creation on this planet. A loud bang awoke me into consciousness for I was never a living soul before now. 37. I am created before the bang, I Eartum said. I come from the City of Gold. 38. I have never heard of such word before, Earthus said. Notwithstanding, I heard a voice from the whirlwind which told me to take charge of all the living things that had been generated by the bang. 39. You heard a sound from the whirlwind? I asked her but I doubted her not because my Lord spoke many times with whirlwind or I would say his voice sounds like whirlwind into our ears and so our ears send a wrong signal to the brain that there was a whirlwind. That is nature! 40. It allows you to see what you believe, even though it is not real. 41. Earthus called me into her tent and showed me all the living creatures she had tamed into her tent. A large one stood out. That was the first Homo I discovered was also created by the bang. 42. It was deaf and dumb. |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Virulent: 10:13am On Jul 02, 2016 |
otemanuduno: Thanks,I got it. |
Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno: 3:49pm On Jul 02, 2016 |
6. What did Knoliud compare the speed of the earth movement to? |
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