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Odkosh:
oga seun, so we should love our enemies until they finish us abi. So if I hold a knife to kill you and u have with you some to defend yourself, you will allow me kill you cos u are love me as your enemy. Bros, no be so jesus tell us o. Not to the point of taken our lives. We must defend ourselves.

I thought Jesus told you guys to turn your left cheek "mumulically" to a thunderous slap which had just rocked your right cheek. I think according to Jesus, when BOKO BOYS stab you at the back with knife, you should not defend yourself but rather, turn your stomach to him to stab you another.
Faulkin(Zeusus) is senseless in his manner of reasoning abeg

Charlesdock:
You always have everything to do against the bible. So your third eye couldn't tell you that the post was a joke?

And your own third eye didn't tell you that I'm also joking?

bizme:
I have tried to understand it, why so-called Christians find it difficult to sit down and study the Bible by themselves. Instead they prefer to listen to and do the bidding of their Papas whose motives are often suspicious and manipulative. Having studied the situation, especially amidst Nigerian Christians, for some years now, I have come to a simple conclusion that without the culture of mental laziness and ignorance in the Nigerian church there would never have been religious superstars who feed fat on the public.

Only a lazy Christian will call anyone Papa or Mama. And they disgust me.

Spirituality should be practised individually. Everybody gets to his full potential by individually connecting to his own higher self, but my dear Christian brethren connects to their "Daddy GOs and Mummy" who pretends to be connecting them to their lost skydaddy." Indeed organised religion thrives through ignorance and laziness.

5starmilitant:
He got served.

*EVEN THE BIBLE KNOWS THAT YOU ARE WAITING FOR "MMM" TO RE OPEN ON 14 OF JANUARY 2017!!*
Ezra 6:19
"And the children of the captivity kept the
passover upon the FOURTEENTH day of the first month".

Bible must be high on weed for calling you guys "Children of Captivity". They captured the minds of you guys with the Bible, I guess.

orisa37:
There will be NO CONSCIENCE. There will be no good or bad to be.

That's a big lie. Even without chickens believing in heaven or hell, they hardly kill each other intentionally. Without lions believing in heaven or hell, they hardly kill each other intentionally. But with humans believing in heaven and hell, they killed those who don't believe in it intentionally.

Religion is more of a curse than a blessing bro. You can see the religious people here wishing the irrelligous evil things so as to prove a point that their god is real. Examples are Muafrika2 who cursed my generations unborn because I told him how powerless his god is. Frankmishael who cursed Johnydon22 and Sonofluc1fer with death, but himself "did not exist" on Nairaland again when Yahweh failed to fulfill his prophecy. I can also remember Goddys who cursed me with bankruptcy and poverty, but it boomeranged naturally upon him such that he now had to hide his face from NL.

GOD ALMIGHTY IS SCIENCE-ORIENTED, BUT his children who are the gods(Yahweh, Allah, Eshu, Moloch etc.) are RELIGION-ORIENTED.

I AM IRRELIGIOUS BUT MORAL, HOW ABOUT THAT?

obinna58:
Bro u can't see Jesus ass on this earth, he died a hero in some people's view but the hero has gone forever if he ever existed or even lived the kind of life they claimed

They mistook Faulkin(Jesus of the neanderthal period) for a hero of the homo sapien period. What a painful mistake. I shake my head when people worship what they don't know his origin. :

Lady39:
Interesting...well one thing I'm learning is "who" to call on when I'm in distress...I know people don't seem to understand me. People "chose" NOT to understand Christ...and He was coming here to save them!

Whenever you are in distress, make a "distress call" to 911. Better still, go into meditation, breath in and out and you will feel relieved. There is nothing falling from the sky that the ground can't accommodate.

Lady39:
Thank u...but I've been a follower of Christ for 16 years. I just felt a heavy demonic presence a few hours ago up till 15 minutes ago & needed some prayer.

What you actually felt was a heavy overdose of emotional guilt for what you are not guilty of. It happens to almost everyone sometimes in their lives.

Ranchhoddas:
Lol Is that a real song or did you compose it yourself?

As from the day my head was cracked open to see different kinds of text both in known and unknown languages, I discovered I can now play with words and control them as I wish. It was not a real song. I composed it the second when I needed it, yet I don't know the rudiments of literature I REP SCIENCE.

hopefulLandlord: "I have killed thee, O my Lord. I have smitten thee on the cross. I reject thee and thy word, I never knew I was dross. Take me back"

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Gboyee4fun:
lol..now I'm a Yoruba guy...Allah...is Olorun..God is called Olorun..Yahweh means Olorun...Eledumare means Olorun....

so broda otemanuduno, to hell with your doctrine...free yourself from the confusion of language..

Do you mean Allah and Yahweh are the same Olorun who sent Odua to the earth?
BTW, why am I replying this guy who said that he prays to ALMIGHTY GOD through the name of Yahweh(Satan)

Trippledee:
Guy why?? Why embarrassing yourself??

How? Embarrassing myself for mentioning the names of the sons of God ALMIGHTY

realmindz:
You dont mean it..
You are from the truth, the Yoruba gods were olorun, olokun, eledumare, obatala, eshu etc and they were never Yaweh.
Those names were replaced to mean Yaweh after our religion was colonised.

Ignorance stinks my friend, add knowledge to your head.

Tell him!!!

orisa37:
The Jews killed Him "cos He had no ID. If He had shown ID, Atheists on Nairaland would lynch Him. I'm scared of Otem who calls Him Yahweh, Satan etcetera. All Atheists are corrupt and should be visited by Buhari.

I have come to tell you the truth, Yahweh is Satan and he knows it wherever he is now. He is just one of the first sets of beings made by GOD ALMIGHTY whom they call "the gods". God Almighty doesn't need to send anybody to die for any sin. He's way too intelligent than such stuffs.

Pastafarian:
Otemanuduno is NOT an atheist

Thanks for telling him.

jfleece:
are u d new producer of god of war 3...

I say GOD ALMIGHTY is GOD OF PEACE, yet you are linking me with wars and warlike films. If you're looking for the producer of 'god of war' then meet the religious worshippers of warlike gods like Allah and Yahweh, not me.

CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
1. Now there were some in the town who had observed that they did not often get what they prayed for. For they prayed to Rashap while himself was not aware. And they trusted that he would give them all the things which they required.
2. And some of the homos said, all the things which we have ever received whenever we pray to get them are given to us by nature and coincidence. For if it is not so, we would have gotten those things which matter to our souls the most, rather than the little we seem to have gotten.
3. And they ceased to worship Rashap, yet they did not get better or worse than before. But they even reasoned more with their heads than before.
4. And they did more than they would have done before when they always left all things in the hands of Rashap to get them done.
5. And they made stronger swords and arrows and armours than the ones which the armies of the land ha before. And they said, we shall go and chase the priests away. For they have taken our resources away all the times when we went to them to give them gifts.
6. And that god whom they call Rashap shall we take and kill, even in the market place. And they went after the priests and caught them when they were not ready.
7. And they said, take us to Rashap so that we might cut off his head. For he does not grant us our request, yet you have made him the Almighty God upon us.
8. Now they took the homos to the room of Rastus and he was taken and dragged to the market place. And they said, we shall shed the blood of this god in this place.
9. And Rastus begged for his life, saying, I am not God. For I came from Frygia to this place and when they shot an arrow, it entered into my hair. And to save my life did I say to the homos that I was God. And because you accepted me as God, then did I become God to you indeed. For everyone makes his reality and no one can make it for another.
10. And all they who have prayed to Rastus and saw him in their dreams chasing away their enemies said, how is this possible? For we saw you in our dreams casting away the demons when we called your name.
11. And Rastus said, you have unintentionally made the dreams for yourself. For demons are not real, but that which is real are the swords and the arrows and all mortal objects which these homos have set upon me to take my life away.
12. Now the homos who held Rastus said, depart from our land and do not return again. Or else we shall take you and cast you into the fire.
13. And Rastus fled the land. And he said, I should have been dead, but I was set free. So I shall not stop yet, but I shall continue my mission. But now I know how the power of nature and coincidence work.

CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
1. Now Rastus was brought before the priests of Rashap who spoke day and night of the imminent return of Rashap. And Yumi the high priest came close to Rastus and smelled his body. And he said, are you truly Rashap whom we expect or we should keep on expecting him while we let you go?
2. And Rastus said, I am. And he spoke it boldly. And his face was convincing to Yumi and to those who were with him. And they said, in what manner was he found? And the homos who shot arrows to kill an animal said, we found him stuck in the hair with the arrow which we shot.
3. And immediately, the priests fell down and worshipped him, saying, truly he is Rashap. For it was in the same manner he disappeared many years ago. For the archers shot many arrows at him, but all their arrows got stuck to his hair.
4. Now they respected Rastus so much and set him upon a throne, saying, this is your throne which our ancestors have reserved for you since the day of your departure.
5. Now when Rastus was alone, he began to ponder upon all the things which had happened. And he said, indeed when one professed what he is not with boldness, he shall be believed. For so did Mantus and there are some who now believe upon him as their creator.
6. And Rastus said, do I not also believe in him now? For it was his last statement to me in Frygia that has saved me from the hands of death here in Syria.
7. And Rastus said, I now believe in the power of coincidence which Niklas spoke about in his days, according to the things we believe in our sect. For it is as if our lives are written down with some codes, such that we do all things, both right and wrong as it has been written of us. But it is not to say that we should not strife to do only what is right.
8. And when we die, we go into another world to see the root of the matter.
9. Now Rastus began to ponder, saying, I shall change this place, according to my own dictates. And I shall observe how the people shall go along with the things I say.
10. And Rastus said, this return of mine shall be an end to human sacrifices to any gods; you shall neither sacrifice animals nor any homo to Ilu, nor Anatu. For all those things are past and we gods do not delight in sacrifices anymore.
11. But we delight in seeing you do good to each other and love each other. For I Rastus have returned, according to your heart desires, to end your evils and to make you see yourselves as good people. And to love each other and be made like one.
12. And I Rastus have decreed that there shall not be violence in this land henceforth.
13. Now an aged homofal came and fell before the feet of Rastus and worshipped him, saying, I bless you O Great Rasturk for heeding my prayers and coming quickly to rescue our land from unending killings and human rituals to the gods.
14. For I and seven virgins pray daily that you should return and end all the evil battles and occurrences of our land. And you did not stay away forever. But you came and did so, according to your great power.
15. Now when everyone had left, Rastus remembered how he had called himself Rastus and not Rashap before the people and none of them raised their eyes to say, what did he say? And Rastus remembered also how Fermon the old homofal had called him Rasturk. And when Rastus had read of Rashap in the scrolls, he found that he was also called Rasturk, which sounded the same as Rastus which he had called himself. And other names which he was called were Reshep, Reshef, Rashuat and Rastogi also.
16. And Rastus said, indeed we are all connected in the heads, according to the sayings of Niklas. And Rastus said also, the prayers of someone can be indirectly answered by another whom he did not call upon.
17. And Rastus said, with this shall I give the merits of answers to prayers to coincidence, because it is by coincidence I came to this land to be known as Rashap, yet Fermon thought that it was whom she called upon for his return.
18. But all the same, her prayers were answered because indeed I have ended human sacrifices in this place. Therefore it is a reality that nature can use anyone or anything to be an answer to the prayer of someone else.
19. Now Rastus continued in the land as a god. And they came to worship him. And Rastus was greatly revered as a god who is invincible and without mistakes. And the homos built their confidence upon him and made many superstitions around him.
20. And the priests acted, even without the knowledge of Rastus, exploiting the people. For they called his name and performed tricks before the people, saying, it is the power of Rashap our god which has fetched us all these.
21. And a time came that the priests made themselves to be feared by the people. For they used the name of Rashap to curse others and when some of the curses seemed to have come to pass, the homos began to fear them and Rashap.
22. And Rastus himself did not know all these things. And the town became bad as it was before, except in the matter of using human beings as rituals. But the name of Rashap was greatly respected. And Rastus had been exalted by the scribes of the priests into the position of the creator of Yarik, Balu, Ataru and all the other gods which they worshipped.
23. And Rastus spent ten years in the land, knowing not that he had stayed there for so long, because he was being greatly fed.

ONITIJU1:
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Even your so-called father knows that I AM SPEAKING THE TRUTH. MAY THE TRUE GOD SHED MORE LIGHT TO YOUR PATH SOON AND LEAD YOU INTO TRUTH.

amikeem:
Pls always be mindful of what we talk most time. If u want to mention name of ur gods don't ever mention 'Allah' bcuz the name is not among the names of ur gods

He is one of the gods. I know what I am and the revelations I have received. I am sure of what I am saying.

CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
1. Now the Niklatians began to be suppressed by the government such that none of the scrolls which they had written was revealed. And strict laws were impounded upon them, such that it became impossible for them to tell of their belief.
2. Now in those days, the Krishtens had split into many sects such that they now fought over houses and lands. And they hated one another, for one thought that the other was in error.
3. Now Rastus who was the head of the Niklatians in those days said, I shall go about from one sects of the Krishtens to another and hear the things which they believe.
4. And Rastus went after one called Mantus, for his doctrine had overshadowed the doctrine of Varnavas in Frigya. For Varnavas himself had died, such that Irinius was he who took over from him as the head of the church.
5. And Rastus saw how Mantus spoke in an unknown language and foretold things.
6. And Rastus said, I have come to know why you have been rejected by Eubius and his sect. For if Eubius could reject your teachings and your calling, how shall you survive it?
7. For I know how hard Eubius is; for he is a friend to the government and by his influence has he made the belief of Sol accepted in Mila and in all the towns and cities around it.
8. For all they who worship other gods had been put to the sword by Eubius and the new emperor. And Eubius shall not let you live if you do not leave your belief and follow after his own.
9. And Mantus said, can anyone kill god? For indeed god is inside of me and he is me. And I am inside of him also. And I am the god of Yacob.
10. Now Rastus said, can you explain to me the mystery of the world? And Mantus said, the world has no mystery except how we have made it to appear. And the reality of one homo is a mystery to another. For the earth is without form and shape, except the one we give to it.
11. For if one say that the earth is circle and believes so much in it, then shall it seem so to him. And if another believes that the earth is flat, so shall it be for him. And all things which supports its flatness shall be made manifest to him who believes so.
12. That is the mystery of the earth. For the truth of the earth have no shape and form. And that which is so true to one may be false to another.
13. Now Rastus said, you speak like a thinker now and not like a Krishten. Tell me why it is so. For I know that you do not say anything apart from the things which are written in the scriptures before.
14. And Mantus said, I died and I live again. And I became conscious the more of myself, seeing no God, but feeling his great love inside of me. And I knew that I am God myself and I can make my own reality and follow it.
15. And Rastus said, what then have you chosen as your own reality? And Mantus said, I have chosen to be called God and that is whom I am. For there is no blasphemy in the world. Or else anyone who speaks against me, saying that I am not God, himself has blasphemed me.
16. For I am God, greater than all gods.
17. And Rastus said, I have not died before and I do not know if I am God myself but I have made observations and saw that all they who made themselves gods live long upon the earth. And even they who make themselves goddesses live long also.
18. And my observation is that all homos have missions upon the earth, which if they discovered it, they live as long as their mission. But if they do not, they may die earlier than they should.
19. And for this reason did I set for myself a mission also, which shall be as long as half a century. And this I have done to check if I shall also live longer than my mission.
20. And Mantus said, what is your mission? And Rastus said, I have decided to go round the world to see how the homos fare from one place to another. And to know their culture and beliefs also.
21. And to see how the words of the mouth could change the minds of some of them. For now I shall go into many places and bring believes upon them to see what they shall do.
22. And Mantus said, go my child, for my spirit shall go with you to prevent you from evil. For I am God and I can give you protection.
23. Now Rastus left and went to Syria. And he saw some who hunts. And when they shot an arrow, it struck him in his hair and pinned him to the tree which he leaned upon.
24. Now the homos who shot the arrow came to see their kill, but they found Rastus being stuck to the tree. And they took out their swords to cut him into pieces, because he indeed made them lose the animal which they chased.
25. And Rastus pondered, saying, I have not even gone into any place at all, yet my mission shall be ended suddenly because I shall be killed. And Rastus pondered upon the last speech of Mantus when he said, I am God and I can give you protection.
26. And when the sword came upon the neck of Rastus, he uttered, saying, I am God and I can give you protection. And such was the exact last words of Mantus to him before he departed Frigya.
27. Now the homos stopped suddenly and began to ponder on that which he said. And they said, are you Rashap, the god of arrows whom we have awaited his return for hundreds of years?
28. And Rastus said, yes I am he. But himself did not know anything about this Rashap whom they spoke about. And they said, prove to us your healing power, O Rashap and we shall believe you.
29. And Rastus said, if there shall be rain today, then your land shall be healed from famine caused by the prolonged wars. And the homos said, Rashap has spoken, and so shall it be.
30. And they put him over their shoulders and began to sing happily, saying that they had found Rashap, the god who went and said that he would return since the days of their great grandparents.
31. Now while Rastus was upon their shoulders, he pondered, saying, why do these people take me as Rashap because I gave a prophecy, yet what I said have not come to pass yet, but they have already taken me as the returning god?
32. And when Rastus thought deeply, he said, now I have realize what prophesying is all about. The people love to hear prophecy and whosoever spoke it shall be well respected and seen as a god or a messenger of a god, not minding whether the prophecy shall be fulfilled or not.
33. And Rastus concluded, saying, is this not why the scriptures of the ancient homos are greatly revered? For there be many prophecies in them, which no one thought so much to check if they were actually fulfilled after or not.

Wilgrea7:


regional something... to doctor....

how

Doctor? I don't get you?

gudlukin1:
pls if i may ask who is the God almighty?

He is everything and nothing can be without him. Once again I must say, he is the father(creator) of all the gods you have ever heard about or worship before. He is GOD, THE UNIVERSE.

ONITIJU1:
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Good. We all have different missions. Yours is to worship a god and mine is to bring the knowledge of God Almighty( the father of the god you worship) into the knowledge of the ignorant world.

idinc:
if our heavenly father cud accept an earthly cash bribe,where wud he spend dat cash

I thought your Heavenly Father used to accept burnt offering of goats and ram. And last time I checked, he is still accepting money in form of tithe and offering from people. So it wouldn't be a problem for your Heavenly Father to be bribed once more

ONITIJU1:
GO OVER WHAT YOU POSTED .

I went over it and saw the names of the gods who are all made by the Almighty God.

narcos:
MAY THIS USELESS MAN CONTINUE TO PERISH. HE MASTERMINDED THE RISE OF LOCUST THAT IS STEADILY CHOPPING ABIANS. SALARIES ARE NOT BEING PAID, PENSIONERS HAVE NOT RECEIVED KOBO SINCE 2015. WE, ABIANS WERE IN COURSE OF PRODUCING A DYNAMIC LEADER FOR OUR STATE. HE AND HIS COHORTS WENT TO INEC AND RIGGED IT IN FAVOUR OF OUR ENEMIES. IT SHALL NEVER BE WELL WITH HIM. IT SHALL NEVER BE WELL WITH OLISA METUH IN JESUS NAME, AMEN!!!

Xtians even use Jesus name to curse someone Well, no surprise cos that name might work better for cursing, cos it doesn't work for blessings. Jacksonville, Wilgrea7, see one of you guys. Reminds me of Goddys the curser

ONITIJU1:
[color=#770077][/color] MUST YOU BLASPHEM?

Blaspheme against who if I may ask?

adewumiopeyemi:
why would they buried someone with money,...

And how does that make it a sign of end time?