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Christianity EtcRe: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno(op): 6:53pm On Jan 02, 2017
TheOtherRoom:
try and go through it bro... At some point you will laugh and you will also figure out how he merged biblical stories with popular Quranic traditions.. Its cool tho
I am not the one merging anything. If it was merged earlier, then he who reveals them to me should be the one who merged them. However, I don't think you should expect to see the reality of our World in the past without seeing religion and religious believes in them, else that would be a lopsided reality of the world, like the ones we have in some Holy Books where names of gods in other lands were silenced and treated as if they never existed, giving preference to only one god, whom they regard as the Almighty God.
Christianity EtcRe: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno(op): 6:48pm On Jan 02, 2017
Wilgrea7:
you've got it all wrong brother.... I'm not here to argue with you... i just want to know something... besides... you expect me to start checking 42 pages for info on El?? pls na... just give me a summary of who he is in your doctrine... 4 lines or so is enough... there is something i want to find out... please... I won't argue it with you.... i promise
El is one of the gods of Philistia, worshipped more than Ekron in Philistia. When he conquered Sumeria and many other lands, his name was used as a replacement for the names of many gods there. And El was simply regarded as God in many lands, same way the god of israel has replaced Chukwu, Olorun, Oghene and Abassi as the name of their gods in many places in Nigeria today.
Christianity EtcRe: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno(op): 2:49pm On Jan 02, 2017
Wilgrea7:
@ otemanuduno

how goes you?

i have a question... I've been doing some mind blowing research....

so my question is.....

who is “El" according to your doctrine
Go and check it out yourself. It's there. I will do little arguments and more writing of the DOCTUFOS this year 2017, according to the instruction I received.
Christianity EtcRe: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno(op):
CHAPTER SEVEN
1. Now Niklas sat down at night and pondered so much upon the mysteries of the world. And he was greatly emotional, saying, why can one not see the truth and follow it?
2. For there are a thousand beliefs which all claimed to be the truth, but each one sees the other nine hundred and ninety nine as falsehood.
3. Now Niklas lost consciousness and cane into a realm of a loving light. For he felt greatly loved. And he felt as if he remembered all his past deeds in a flash.
4. And he heard a voice, saying, Niklas, son of Bedum, what have you come into this valley to do?
5. And Niklas said, I do not know, O Yeshua.
6. And the light said, I am not Yeshua O Niklas. For how do you not bother to ask who am I before calling me Yeshua? For many have seen me and have named me in their minds after their religious fathers also.
7. For the Zoroashians who came here named me after Zoroash. And the Bongaite who had seen me in the land of Murmoh named me Bongo. And the Krishtens in Hindi named me Krista.
8. And they who worship Alla said I was Moussa. The Ishtarites and the Dianites and the Furians and the Ristotians and the Xenderites and all kinds of religious people who had seen me did assumed me as their religious figures.
9. But I am not any of them, but one who is greater than they all. But I shall respond to any as if I am he whom they think of me as, because I have no partiality with me.
10. For when one named Jokan came towards these gates, some gods came after him to pull him away into their afterlifes which were not convenient for habitation.
11. And Jokan called upon Mardukai whom he believed upon in an incantation, saying, save me according to your promise! Keep me away from these demons who have come to have me! Appear and save me, O great Mardukai according to your words.
12. And I went and saved Jokan, bringing him into the valley of knowledge. And the whole mysteries of the universe was revealed to him.
13. Now Niklas said, but who are you? And the light said, I am the Light of God Almighty. And my light shines to all, having no partiality in it.
14. And Niklas said, but who is this Almighty God whom you speak of? And the light said, he is you.
15. And Niklas said, this is a joke. And the light said, who then do you think is God? And Niklas said, although I have no evidence to call him the Almighty God, but according to the books written down in Juda, I think Yahweh is he.
16. And the light of God said, God Almighty has diffused into the universe and the Universe is God. And all things in it are God. And whoever you call God is God.
17. But there are some gods who have made themselves darker and darker. And there are some gods who have made themselves hidden until the time of light, which is the time of enlightenment.
18. And when a god has made himself very dark by the things which he did, another god shall arise to cast a shadow out of him. And this shall make many abandon the worship of the former for another or for themselves.
19. For the shadow of Enlil was cast by Sagon. And the shadow of Moloch was cast by Anjea who was a goddess. And the shadow of Zeus was cast by Mithras who humiliated Zeus by grabbing all his bulls by their horns and tearing them apart.
20. And the shadow of Gaol was cast by Ske-lep. And the shadow of Baalim was cast by Moussa and the homos of Yacob, even till the times of Eliash who made a joke out of him. So also was the shadow of Sin cast by Moussa, even to the naming of iniquity after him.
21. And Yeshua whom you think as the son of God, came also to cast the shadow of some gods. But he cast the shadow of his own father the more and made the name of his father to be of lesser mention than his own name.
22. And his father killed and buried him in Sodom-Egypt and delivered his soul to hell fire.
23. Now know this, O Niklas, that one named Eubius shall come and bring Yeshua again alive, equalling him with Yahweh his father. And Murhamid shall come and cast shadow of Mazda, bringing Allah with him.
24. And their worship shall dominate the earth for two millenniums. And in the second millennium going to the third millennium shall Otem arise and cast shadow of them.
25. And in all aspects shall Otem cast shadows of them. In the aspects of proverbs and of parables shall he cast shadow of them. And in the aspect of revelation and knowledge shall he cast shadow of them also.
26. And Otem shall not go in the ways of other gods, who are obsessed with being worshipped. But he shall bring only the knowledge of God Almighty, who is the father of all gods to them.
27. And some gods shall be angry at him, seeking to destroy him, but they shall have no power over him.
28. Yahweh and Alla and Moloch and Enki and Eshu and Anansi and all gods who are terrible shall seek to have Otem, but they shall fail, everyone of them, for the thummims can never be reversed.
29. And from the time of Otem onward shall the homos see themselves as gods who should help one another. And they shall love and help one another.
30. But some shall remain in their evil ways, terrorising as they have always been. And some shall remain, deceiving others by collecting their monies, time and resources, saying that they are helping them to give those treasures to God Almighty.
31. And the givers shall not reason deeply to say, what is God Almighty going to need our treasures for? Shall he spend them?
Christianity EtcRe: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno(op): 7:30am On Jan 02, 2017
CHAPTER SIX
1. Now after Niklas had departed, Stevin also began to consider leaving the congregation of the deceivers, saying, shall it not befit me to be true to myself for once?
2. For I know that the things which we do are not right, deceiving the people.
3. Now when Stevin considered leaving the fellowship of the believers of Yeshua, he was sent by Petra to Antiok, saying, go and teach of Krista there. And Stevin departed, but was attacked by the disciples of Gumid, one who resisted the formation of more religions.
4. For Gumid had said that religion was the cause of all the confusion in the colony of Roma.
5. Now the disciples of Gumid came and attacked Stevin and the other krishtens who followed him. And they all fled, but Stevin alone was caught. And when Stevin saw a familiar face among the people, he said, save me O lawyer.
6. And he whom he spoke to said, I do not know you. And Stevin was beaten so much that he was wounded. And they left him on the ground.
7. Now the other Krishtens came and carried Stevin away to Jerusalem on a donkey. And Stevin had lost his consciousness. And Stevin opened his eyes after a whole day.
8. And Petra was glad, saying, I shall go and declare to the people that by their prayers you have awoken from the dead. And Stevin said, have you declared to the people that I died?
9. And Petra said, yes. For I have even told them that they should pray, maybe you shall come back to life.
10. And Stevin said, not every losing of consciousness is death O Petra. For if indeed I had died, I would have been conscious somewhere else, which is in the paradise of our god.
11. But I shall tell you the truth and the truth is that I was not conscious, therefore it was not death but fainting.
12. And Petra said, whichever it is, I will praise Zeusus Krista for restoring your soul. And Stevin said, O Petra, did you set me up to kill me?
13. For you indeed sent Sol and his men after me. For I saw him among the homos who beat me to unconsciousness. And I wondered, saying, why is this lawyer helping the people who beat me up?
14. For I have seen him here with you before, being your friend.
15. And Petra swore that he did not have a hand in it. And Petra welcomed Sol to his place, saying, why did you join the followers of Gumid to humiliate us? Are you not for us anymore?
16. And Sol said, let it be so for now. For by this shall your religion be made known in all places. For when one pretends to be what he is not and then comes back to what he is, many people shall be convinced, saying, indeed there was a divine touch.
17. So shall I do O Petra. For I, accepting to be a Krishten, go about to present myself as one who is against Krishtanite, shall suddenly turn around to Krishtanite and say, I was struck down by Yeshua.
18. And this shall bring many to believe me and our religion. For such were done in the books of history which you gave me. And in the language called Seriot which I have begun to learn, this is called karmish.
19. Now Petra was very glad when he heard it. And he said, as long as you shall soon turn around suddenly, I have granted you that you do whatever pleases you to us.
20. And this shall be a secret between you and I.
21. Now when Stevin heard their conversations, he was disappointed, saying, for the sake of bringing souls to Yeshua has Petra and Sol endangered my life.
22. And Stevin departed from Jerusalem by night and did not return anymore.
23. And Petra told the people to cease praying for the resurrection of Stevin. And he said, Stevin has died and has been buried outside the city, where Yeshua himself was killed, which is Gol-govatha.
24. And the people mourned Stevin for seven days, saying, we have lost a very great homo.
Christianity EtcRe: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno(op): 5:49am On Jan 02, 2017
CHAPTER FIVE
1. Now Filip came to Petra from Cilicia and said, I have known another means whereby we shall make the homos enrich us. And Petra said, by what means? And Filip said, when twenty of them give unto us, we shall give back to one of them in two-fold and say that it was a blessing from our god from giving.
2. And he who has received the two-fold shall testify of it in the congregation, saying, indeed god has rewarded me with this two-fold of what I gave. And this shall motivate others to give more.
3. And so shall we do to them continually. And Petra said, it is a good thing. For it shall help us to establish the churches.
4. Now Petra sent by the hands of Filip, saying, go and give this to Merog, whose house I have described to you. For he does not know you. And you shall make yourself like an angel.
5. And Filip went to the house of Merog. And Merog, being taught by Stevin that it was good to accomodate strangers, did welcome Filip into his house.
6. And Filip drank milk which he gave him. And Filip said, you have done this good to a stranger, therefore you shall be rewarded greatly. And Filip commanded him that he should touch the floor with his knees. And he did so.
7. And Filip put his right hand on his head and blessed him, saying, close your eyes. And Merog closed his eyes firmly. And Filip spoke the language of the Seriot and said to Merog, now sleep. And so Merog fell backward and slept.
8. And Filip left a little purse beside Merog and departed. And afterwards, Merog awoke from his trance. And he said, indeed the angel of the lord has visited me.
9. And when he found the little purse, he opened it and found in it thirty talents of silver. For he did give fifteen talents of silver in that same week.
10. And he said, indeed I have been rewarded in two folds. And when Merog went into the congregation of the Krishtens, he made a noise of that which had happened to him, saying, an angel did visit me and gave me double fold of that which I have given.
11. And many who heard him testify began to sell their things and bring the money to Petra and the other disciples, thinking that they shall have double also.
12. And Petra made sure this was done occasionally to make the homos give all they had. And the church grew in number, because of the tricks which were played on them.
13. Now Niklas visited Merog, for he had thought to know the appearance of an angel. And he said to Merog, can you describe he who paid you a visit and gave to you two fold of that which you gave to the church?
14. And Merog said, he has an eye with a stain of blood in it. And his teeth have space between them at the front. And Niklas observed and knew that the description fitted that of Filip who came to visit Petra at the time when Merog mentioned.
15. And Niklas went and confronted Petra, saying, why do you do this? For this is deception. And Petra said, we have not told Merog to say that he saw an angel, so why should we be condemned?
16. And Niklas said, if this religion shall be established on falsehood from the beginning, then it is not worth my stay in it. For the religion which I knew in Grecon was not like this.
17. For they try in all ways to do that which is true.
18. And Petra said, it shall even be good for you to depart. For now many are in the congregation, believing the heresy which you did teach them.
19. And we do not know yet how we shall purge all them, for we do not want to lose their fellowship with us.
20. And Niklas departed, saying, if this religion which has just begun not more than five years could be laying a foundation upon false miracles and make believes, I doubt how its integrity shall appear in the far future.
21. And Niklas departed, saying, I shall rather worship God Almighty through my own inner self and not through a son of deception.
Christianity EtcRe: Ancient History Of The Man Who Claimed To Be The Holy Ghost by otemanuduno(op): 5:37am On Jan 02, 2017
Junia:
Losers quote
Jesus is Lord
Jesus is your lord, God Almighty is my Lord. So which Lord is greater now? cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: A Thread Strictly For Those Who Lose Their Religion In 2017 by otemanuduno(op): 4:41am On Jan 02, 2017
akintom:
Happy new year bro.
As you have rightly expect, this year shall see a never seen before exodus of folks, from religious dungeons to the palatial and delightful sphere of atheism.
kikikiki, I didn't say people will lose their religion and become atheists o. They may decide to become anything they like, it's their choice, but what I know is that religion this year will go diminishing.

THE KEYWORDS:

1. Use your brain
2. Worship no god
3. Do good to fellow humans
Christianity EtcRe: A Thread Strictly For Those Who Lose Their Religion In 2017 by otemanuduno(op): 4:38am On Jan 02, 2017
Junia:
Christianity is not a religion
Stop deceiving people here
Jehovah Almighty is God
We need to worship Him
And we need to believe in Jesus Christ our saviour
Jehovah is Satan, one of the gods(not the Almighty God)
Nobody stops you from believing in Faulkin(Yeshua of the Neanderthal) but it doesn't amount to anything if WE don't believe in him and you do.
Christianity is a religion.
WE don't need to worship satan(Yahweh) but you may choose to do so because of the fear of his fire which is only for his worshippers who didn't worship him well.
Christianity EtcRe: A Thread Strictly For Those Who Lose Their Religion In 2017 by otemanuduno(op): 7:25pm On Jan 01, 2017
Wilgrea7:
Happy new year bro...

how goes the celebration?
So fine, I've never experienced one like it before, having my crossover service in my room all alone. This year's gonna be so so SPECIAL!
CultureRe: Just About Time; Our End Of Year Apology by otemanuduno: 4:02pm On Jan 01, 2017
Muafrika2:
I forgive all my annoying enemies grin

Otemanuduno
Naijalander cheesy

And others

Clean slate cool
cheesy
Christianity EtcA Thread Strictly For Those Who Lose Their Religion In 2017 by otemanuduno(op): 2:02pm On Jan 01, 2017
Happy New Year 2017. I wish you all a better year
It's a fact that some people in my country will lose their religion this year.
-Some will lose it when their reasoning has been liberated over the bounds of religion.
-Some will lose it because the felt that their gods(Yahweh, Allah etc) are not answering their prayers.
-Some will lose it because they haven't seen any evidence of the real God.
-Some will lose it because they are fed up with it.
-Some will lose it because of the excessive ways their pastors have duped them.
-Some will lose it because of a spontaneous evolution of the brain they had.
-Some will lose it because they discovered that the pastors whom they trusted are just bunches of 419s.

Now when you have finally lost your religion, this is a thread where you can come in and be accepted.

THE KEYWORDS HERE ARE:

1. Use your brain
2. Worship no god
3. Do good to fellow humans.

So please if you know anyone who have lost their grips on the obsession of Religion, be it a Christian, a Muslim or a traditional worshipper, please direct them here.

THANKS.
Christianity EtcRe: How Doctors Help Pastors To Deceive Their Patients by otemanuduno(op): 1:53pm On Jan 01, 2017
Junia:
Another nonsense
The devil has successfully deceived you
I just pray no one will follow you
It isn't possible for people not to follow the truth. Your prayers can never be answered because the truth is here and must be followed.
Christianity EtcRe: Ancient History Of The Man Who Claimed To Be The Holy Ghost by otemanuduno(op): 1:23pm On Jan 01, 2017
Junia:
I cannot set myself free
Jesus Christ is the only one who sets free
Believe in Him bro ..
Else you will end up in the lake of fire
See threat. Lake of fire, lol. Where will you end up, in the lake of wine? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: How Doctors Help Pastors To Deceive Their Patients by otemanuduno(op): 1:22pm On Jan 01, 2017
Junia:
Did those so called Pastors tell you that they were called by God ??
God's faithful men are able to perform miracles even without being pastors
We are not moved by this
The devil is still deceiving people so expect to hear worst scenario's
But i'm for Jesus
U too need Him
As I once said, NO PASTOR HAS EVER BEEN CALLED BY GOD, Yahweh the son of God Almighty might have called them to the ministry of stealing, I don't doubt that. God Almighty hasn't called any human being since the beginning of the times on earth, only the gods do.
Christianity EtcRe: How Doctors Help Pastors To Deceive Their Patients by otemanuduno(op): 1:20pm On Jan 01, 2017
Originalsly:
It's rude to write in caps.... use bold for emphasis. @topic..... I am not surprised. If Christians read their Bible they should know that it was prophesied that many wolves in sheep's clothing shall come performing miracles in the name of God but they are not of God..... that many shall be deceived because instead of discerning they just swallow every word that comes out of the mouth of these deceivers. If they are not such great deceivers then the prophecies of the Bible shall never come to pass. On a church being fake or not based on numbers.... 1 to 50 genuine... over 50 fake.... is now you adding your portion of deceit into the mix. Is that how one should discern if a church is really about God? On ex pastors who are now atheists . ....these were atheists all along.....just used to be disguised as pastors. As it is today..... any "church" that preaches prosperity is not of God period.... doesn't matter how small or large it may be. Money is the root of all evil.
You haven't made any point. Try harder.
Christianity EtcRe: How Doctors Help Pastors To Deceive Their Patients by otemanuduno(op): 1:18pm On Jan 01, 2017
Junia:
Haha ...
I am called to be a saint
God also calls others into different positions
The same same the devil has called you to teach all the nonsense uve been posting here
yahweh, one of the sons of God Almighty actually called you, same way Atum, son of God Almighty called me too.
Christianity EtcRe: It's Time To Leave Christianity. by otemanuduno: 11:24am On Jan 01, 2017
Gboyee4fun:
lol, but it can deceive? you have the power that can bless? without nobody to reverse it? wow that's nice..please bless Nigeria with your power o.....do you know what I believed? I believed you will come to the knowledge of the Truth about the Mysterious wisdom of God the Almighty...... Olorun yio bukun fun o
Yes, Nigerians are blessed as soon as they free themselves from the bondage of Satan(Yahweh) and use their own brains to reason, neglect the worship of the devils(Allah and Yahweh) and do good to fellow humans. I have come to the knowledge of the wisdom of the Almighty God already and Olorun, the god of Odua land has already ordained and blessed me to liberate Africa and the whole world from the worship of Satan. See what Olorun said about me: [quote author= Doctufos]Tabioth 14: 9
9. Now Olorun came and said, it is good that Otem should be born in the land of Aluna, because it is at the center of our lands. Now Atum said, rejoice Olorun, for Otem shall live in your land and not in the land of Aluna. But his family tree shall spring forth from the land of Aluna.[/quote]
EventsRe: Happy New Year by otemanuduno: 10:57am On Jan 01, 2017
Yeah, HAPPY NEW DA(Y)EAR
hahn:
Happy new year y'all

But still on still it is nothing but a new day cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: It's Time To Leave Christianity. by otemanuduno: 10:36am On Jan 01, 2017
Gboyee4fun:
lol, has the power come upon you? if so I dare the power in you...I wish you all the best in this new year
You dare it to do what to you? The power in me cannot destroy, cannot kill, cannot do evil. It can only bless and no one can reverse it.
Therefore I bless you in the name of OTEM that you should prosper in year 2017 more than year 2016 in Otem's name I pray.
Christianity EtcRe: It's Time To Leave Christianity. by otemanuduno: 9:37am On Jan 01, 2017
Gboyee4fun:
lol, natural intervention? lol...I can boldly tell you that you know nothing about God Almighty...but you know what, it is new year...be happy
When the power of God Almighty through nature comes upon you, you will know the truth. Happy New Year to you.
Christianity EtcRe: Ancient History Of The Man Who Claimed To Be The Holy Ghost by otemanuduno(op): 9:35am On Jan 01, 2017
Junia:
Hehe ..
The Holy Spirit is not visible
Where are all these found
Believe in Jesus and be saved
Believe in yourself and be free.
Christianity EtcRe: How Doctors Help Pastors To Deceive Their Patients by otemanuduno(op): 9:33am On Jan 01, 2017
Junia:
Did those so called Pastors tell you that they were called by God ??
God's faithful men are able to perform miracles even without being pastors
We are not moved by this
The devil is still deceiving people so expect to hear worst scenario's
But i'm for Jesus
U too need Him
No pastor has ever been called by GPD ALMIGHTY, who is the father of Yahweh, Allah, Atum, Vishnu and every other little gods. They are all liars.
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Christ Died For Three Days!!! by otemanuduno: 12:02am On Jan 01, 2017
sinkhole:
Where exactly was Jesus in those three days? Please back up answer with Bible verses, thanks in anticipation of sensible answers!
Yeshua of the Neanderthal period pretended to be dead on the pole where he was tied for the crime of robbery. And Yosep came to take his body and kept it in the cave. And Yeshua remained there for three days and departed after.

[quote author= DOCTUFOS]Batimeus 26: 1-49
1. Now when the twelfth hour had come, the executioners came and began to push their spears through the bodies of the thieves. But when they came towards Yeshu, Yosep and one of the Farhesis said, are you blind so that you cannot see?
2. Do you not know that it is against the culture of our land to push spears through the body of the dead? And the executioner said, is he dead already?
3. And they said, yes he has died for about six hours already. For we think that he was poisoned. Now leave him on the pole until we shall move the bodies of them all.
4. So the executioner spared the other two thieves and broke their legs with heavy mattocks until they had died. And Yosep went to Peleta, saying, let me take the body of this Bar-Rabas and bury it, for I know that he is a great man deserving honour in his burial.
5. And Peleta said, I will honour you with this because you are a honest man. Now take him and bury him. And I shall give you two guards who shall watch over his tomb to see that the homos of Juda and his followers do not come to take his body away, so that they shall make a relic of it and make much money, telling the people that they shall be healed when they see the body part of the dead.
6. For the same did the homos of Syria to Eliash and many other dead people of the past.
7. So Peleta sent two guards to watch over the place where Yeshu shall be kept, which was a cave.
8. Now it came to pass, that I departed when Yeshu had been kept in the grave with some food which he shall eat. And I went to meet the other disciples who did not leave the house of Iskariot.
9. Now came Iskariot on the second day and he said, I have gone about now since yesterday, seeking a land to purchase. And one named Nashob has agreed to sell his field for me. Now I shall make payment to him tomorrow morning.
10. So Iskariot did as he said early the next day and all the disciples went to the field with him, but I departed from them to the cave where Yeshu was kept. For I was eager to see him when he shall leave the cave.
11. And Yosep came with five other disciples from the outside and the guards who watched over the cave saw us and drew out their swords. But we overpowered them and chased them both away.
12. Now we took Yeshu out and rolled the long white linen off his body and he said, you have done very well O Yosep. Now I shall depart from here and go to Galil to await the coming of my other disciples. For I have some things to tell them.
13. So Yeshu began to go quickly. And Yosep said, I know that Maria, the mother of Yeshu and Salom and Matta shall arrive here soon. For they have been visiting this place since the day we kept Yeshu here.
14. And the guards have not allowed them access to see Yeshu all the while. Now I shall roll this cloth around myself and I shall appear to them like an angel. And I shall tell them what they shall do.
15. So we rolled the white cloth on the body of Yosep and he sat upon the stone at the mouth of the cave. And we all went to hide when we saw them approaching, leaving only Yosep at the cave.
16. Now when the four women had come to the mouth of the cave, Yosep appeared to them and said, whom do you seek? And they trembled for fear, for they thought that they had seen the ghost of Yeshu.
17. And they said, we seek after Yeshu, whom they call Krista. For he was buried here.
18. And Yosep said, Yeshu had risen from the dead and he has departed to Galil to wait for his disciples. So now, go and tell them to meet Yeshu at the mountain of Galil where Yeshu preached upon in those days.
19. And they asked, saying, who are you? And he said, I am the angel sent by god to take Yeshu out of the grave. And he is now alive.
20. Now when they departed, we returned to the cave. And I began to follow after the women, saying, I shall see Yeshu also. For I have need of him. Now Yeshu, having seen us approaching, did come to us and said, I have seen you and I have waited for you.
21. And Maria the mother of Yeshu kissed him and Maria the sister of Matta did likewise. And Yeshu said, O Maria, I shall return to marry you.
22. And he said to me, O Bar-tolomeus, now go and tell your fellows that I await them in Galil. For from that place shall I depart to Egypt and wait there until I shall return with thousands of the homos of my father to avenge my death upon Juda.
23. Now when I returned to the field where the disciples went, I found that they had hanged Iskariot and his family already. And I cried angrily at them, saying, why have you done this evil? Why did you kill Iskariot?
24. And they asked, saying, what has come over you, O Batimeus? Did you not know that this Iskariot made the government to kill our god Yeshu? And I said, keep quiet all of you! For Yeshu is not dead, for he has risen.
25. And he is now in Galil, waiting that you shall come and meet him. But you have gone ahead to kill Iskariot because he betrayed Yeshu. Now that Yeshu has risen from the dead, what meaning does it have for Iskariot to die at all?
26. Now they laughed at me and said that I was mad, but Jonas knew that I said the truth. Now when they did not go to Galil, Yeshu came to Maria where she was grinding at the mill and said to her, go and tell my disciples to come to me. For I have waited a whole day for them, but none of them showed up.
27. So Maria went to tell them, but they did not believe her, saying, all the homos of Juda said that they saw when the body of Yeshu was kept inside the cave to rest. How then shall he rise again from the dead?
28. So Petra went to seek after Yeshua but found the cave empty. And he believed, saying, now shall I go to Galil to meet Yeshu. And he went to Galil, but Yeshu was no more there.
29. Now while Maria was speaking with the other disciples, Gishon and Dara, two of his disciples from outside, came to them and said, we have seen Yeshu. And he did charge us to come to you and rebuke you for your unbelief. For he has risen indeed.
30. And they asked, how did you know that it was Yeshu you saw and not someone else. And they said, he spoke with that voice which was heavy. And he taught us from the beginning of the books even to the end of it.
31. And he performed a magic before us as his manner was.
32. Now while they spoke, Petra came and said, indeed Yeshu has risen, for the cave is now empty.
33. So they believed. Now Yeshu came to us and said, now I have come to you again. And he said, where is Iskariot? And Petra said, we have hanged him. And by now his body should be stinking.
34. And Yeshu said, that is good for him. For it is better that he had never been born at all. For his soul shall descend into the hell of my father and forever shall he burn in that fire which shall never be quenched.
35. And Yeshua said, where is Didimus? And we said, he has gone to the village to see his parents. And Yeshu said, how shall he believe that I rose from the dead if he does not see me?
36. For I know that he shall be a hindrance to this gospel which you shall spread throughout all Juda and throughout Hittite and Egypt and even to Salam and Ethiopia. For I know that Didimus shall not accept to go with you to say that I rose from the dead.
37. Now Yeshu said, let me remain with you until the day when Didimus shall come. Now when Didimus came, we said to him, Yeshu came.
38. And he said, why do you keep on lying for Yeshu? For I have determined to stop lying for him since the day of his death. And today shall I depart this place. Now while we spoke, Yeshu raised his head, for he sat among us before, covering his head with a veil.
39. And Didimus was surprised, not knowing whether Yeshu appeared supernaturally in the room or he had been there before.
40. And Yeshu said, now the door was shut and I appear here. Shall you not believe me as he who died and rose again? For they said that you did say that you shall not believe me except you see the holes which I drilled in my palms in the days when I made the blood covenants with you.
41. And Didimus looked and saw the holes in the hands of Yeshu. And he said, indeed you are the lord god. And he bowed his head before Yeshu to worship him.
42. And Yeshu said, I shall humiliate you with many proofs. And he sat and performed many magic before Didimus. And he took fire into his mouth and poured in oil. And he spat the fire out and it burnt upon the table.
43. And he twisted his body and said, bring me a little vessel. And they brought a little vessel before him. And he entered inside the vessel, which even would be difficult to put a newborn baby in perfectly.
44. And Yeshu said, look at my head earnestly. And we fastened our eyes at the head of Yeshu while he stretched his hand far away from us. And we did not focus on his hand but on his head. And Yeshu used his second hand to feign as if he did put a stone inside his mouth.
45. And Yeshu said, now look at my abdomen. And when we brought our head low to look at his abdomen, a stone dropped as if it was from his bowel. And we said, indeed the stone which Yeshu did swallow had passed through his intestine to his bowel and had come out of his body.
46. Now Yeshu took all the books which he kept in his room. And I was sad because I did ask him for some, but he said, not now O Bar-tolomeu until the time of my return. For first I shall go to Egypt and from there shall I go to my father in heaven.
47. And Yeshu departed, promising to return to take us to the paradise. For he said that he did go and build mansions for us. And he said that he would come to us ten years after, first to take us to the paradise and then come again with us and many homos who had died to fight the Romans and the Greeks and all the Farhesis who condemned him.
48. And Yeshu departed and we followed him to the mountain of Galil. And we looked at him as he climbed the mountain until he was no more in sight to us. For the cloud upon the top of the mountain had covered him up.
49. And the secret concerning the things which happened when he was on the pole was known to only I and Jonas and the few homos who were his disciples from the outside. And we made covenants together to keep the secret to ourselves.[/quote]
Christianity EtcRe: how many Number Of Churches And Mosques are In Your street by otemanuduno: 11:52pm On Dec 31, 2016
Many of these churches will soon be sold out for other purposes and this can be possible when we start starving the thief called yahweh(god) of tithes and offering upon which the men of theives called pastors feed.
Christianity EtcRe: Is The God Of Israel God Of ALL? by otemanuduno: 11:48pm On Dec 31, 2016
FOLYKAZE:
The bible God is God of Israel.

You people should stop following what doesn't belong to ya
And he was a failure. I would have done better than him.

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