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Christianity EtcRe: The Prophecy Of The Light Of God About Religious Noise by otemanuduno: 8:55am On Dec 27, 2016
Wilgrea7:
I've had many.... impending deaths, and some other really abstract dreams.... I've had abstract dreams since when i was young... if you're probably looking for a dream where i supposedly saw Yahweh or Jesus, then yeah... I've had 1 of each(though i feel they are the same).. by the way, how would my dream prove anything?
You must learn how to differentiate mere dreams from NDEs or else you'll run into errors. If I should go by your speech here, I would I said that I HAVE ALSO SEEN JESUS BEFORE, but no, they are mere dreams generated by your brains. When you have stored too much Info. from a book or a film into your head, sometimes your brain will generate characters from them for you and you'll think they are real. I have flown with Superman and Robinhood before. I have dreamt of being a Harry Potter. All those things were generated by my brain because of my obsession with them.
When we are talking about real NDE, those ones will bring you to someone you never knew was existing on earth before or someone who has died on earth and you never knew until you experienced the afterlife and saw him there. That was the case of Eusebius, who was the fabricator of the Christian faith. I never knew anyone like that existed until I saw him in my NDE crying "BRING BACK MY CONFESSION." He is the one making Faulkin(Yeshua of the Neanderthal period) real in our own time by fabricating 90% of the New Testament.

As for me, I believe in Atum because I didn't know him and I haven't heard of him until he appeared to me and introduced whom he was. Then he gave me all the DOCTUFOS up there. When saw your supposed Yahweh, what did he tell you o jare? I would like to know cool
Christianity EtcRe: The Prophecy Of The Light Of God About Religious Noise by otemanuduno: 11:47pm On Dec 26, 2016
Wilgrea7:
you're the one that brought the idea of imagination na... now that I've proven it wrong, you're denying it

concerning atheists.... no one becomes a theist due to demonic attack but realization of the spiritual plane.. the spiritual attack will only open the person's eyes forcefully to the existence of the spiritual plane




ok... now i understand.. your claim may be true tho... it depends





the Christian God has spoken to me directly too(through a dream)... so you don't have monopoly of direct speaking..... you asked if its not a human being that wrote wikipedia.... don't you trust humans? don't u trust history? .. mind you, articles on wikipedia are not written but mostly collected... that's why they have sources at the end of every page..... is it not still a human being that is writing tbe doctufos?? or are you an alien? if yes then what specie?




some got me laughing sha grin grin
you of all people should know that people pull scriptures out of context and use it to create laws... anyways, I'm not interested in defending any pastor or prophet in the bible.. it seems you don't understand my type of Christianity... I'm not the everyday type that you see in churches.. i don't follow pastors... i don't defend them... they are entitled to what they say.. i don't even defend religious systems... i wish i had an explanation for these sayings by pastors but i don't... cuz i don't follow them... I've had revelations from Yahweh... many people do... they don't have to shout it upandan... a revelation is different from a prophecy.... anybody can claim revelation from anyone... i could claim revelation from atum... but it doesn't mean i had it... am i saying that the revelations of all these guys are false??.... not really... I'm saying i don't really care about justifying them... they could say everything for all i care
Lemme not argue too long with you, just one thing I'll ask... THE REVELATION YOU GOT FROM YAHWEH, CAN YOU SHARE IT WITH ME? AT LEAST I SHARE THE ONES I AM RECEIVING FROM ATUM HERE.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Are Christians Such Liars? by otemanuduno: 10:35pm On Dec 26, 2016
Gboyee4fun:
how can you be so dumb like this? a sane person that read your comment here will really know you are just a barking being barking without any aim...

he doesn't denied it..yet he has lied...you are really pathetic... and mind you I know what I said and I said what I know and to the Christians that understand know you are just jobless
Kikikikiki, here is the guy who "PRAYED TO THE FATHER OF YAHWEH, THROUGH THE NAME OF YAHWEH". the reason why I called you a liar is because you have been professing Yahweh as Almighty God before, only for you to suddenly say that you pray to THE FATHER OF YAHWEH in the name of Yahweh(the son) cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Why Are Christians Such Liars? by otemanuduno: 10:23pm On Dec 26, 2016
hahn:
otem, I am impressed. This your weed has useful effects too cheesy

dalaman, na the koko be this
If only I know how to smoke at all...Well Hahn, come rain come sun, you be my man wink Your brain dey there. You're part of those who are making life so so interesting. Imagine what life would look like if all of us are gathered together praising a supposed Almighty God who makes us worship him through coercion and threats undecided.

I'm glad that all brains aren't lost in my country.

[quote author= Doctufos]BONGO 14: 9-12
9. That is the behaviour of knowledge, for as the number of the finder of knowledge doubled upon the earth, so shall the amount of knowledge double in the same size.
10. And if the homos of a kingdom set themselves apart to seek knowledge, then the knowledge in the kingdom shall increase according to the same proportion.
11. Then shall the greatness of a kingdom be determined by the number of knowledgable people in them. For a kingdom which has twenty homos full of knowledge out of a thousand homos of the land is greater than another which has about two people full of knowledge out of ten thousand homos of the land.
12. For a kingdom is not great because of the number of homos in it, but by the number of wise homos in it.[/quote]
Christianity EtcRe: "80-Year-Old 'Witch' Trapped On Electric Pole On Her Way Back" - Online User by otemanuduno: 10:15pm On Dec 26, 2016
hernandson:
if them read ur comment and mark ur register my broda i wave ur situation o
if witches are powerful and they are here, let's meet tonight. I'll sure deal with all of you for making the religious people so scared of you angry
Christianity EtcRe: "80-Year-Old 'Witch' Trapped On Electric Pole On Her Way Back" - Online User by otemanuduno: 10:10pm On Dec 26, 2016
Deicide:
If he has unconditional love Why is there still world hunger? It is not possible for a God to be Good that's if one even exist in the first place....
If you judge God from the perspective of all the Holy Book that has ever existed, then he would seem to you as the baddest guy ever liveth. God created the universe. The food is there and it can go round the world and still remain surplus, but the bad guys on top are not allowing it to reach the poor ones. God doesn't intervene in the affair of the universe after creation. It is expected of human to help one another. Our mentality should be HAVE YOU HELPED SOMEONE TODAY? But with assurance I will tell you that I have experienced an afterlife before. Men, since then my life changed and I don't fear anything again, not even death. That's why I'm putting all these little little gods in their places. They are the cause of human's hatred towards God when they promised more than what they can do and could not fulfill 1% of their promises. The TRUE GOD didn't promise anything. We'll be surprised at what we shall see when we die. ALL IS A WIN-WIN SITUATION.
Christianity EtcRe: "80-Year-Old 'Witch' Trapped On Electric Pole On Her Way Back" - Online User by otemanuduno: 9:50pm On Dec 26, 2016
davtosh:
My work is the type that I need to use ladder Atimes. if you have climbed before you will know that even as a young energetic man you won't feel comfortable with being on a pole as high as an electric Pole. you really don't know it's hight until you climb.

For a person as old as that woman to climb that high or be able to descend from that hight and not fall takes extra ordinary power. Even the nepa climbing poles need a waist safety belt.

I pity the Atheists.

If you have not seen God to believe He exists what about the multitude of Evil that surrounds you.

Smh
Just check the setting of that scene. See the people gathered there. Does it seem as if they saw anything supernatural? They definitely saw Mama when she was climbing that pole and some of them even went there to help her get down from it. If any other thing was attached, I trust they wouldn't be helping her but rather hauling stones at her. SHE IS NOT A WITCH.
Christianity EtcRe: "80-Year-Old 'Witch' Trapped On Electric Pole On Her Way Back" - Online User by otemanuduno: 9:47pm On Dec 26, 2016
Lawlahdey:
Who is the real almighty God and when did he reveal this his plan to you, sir?

You lots just love to fabricate theories.
THE REAL ALMIGHTY GOD is the one who CREATED THE UNIVERSE WITH A BIG BANG. You can see more from my signature. He's indescribable, 100% loving, unconditional love at that.
Christianity EtcRe: "80-Year-Old 'Witch' Trapped On Electric Pole On Her Way Back" - Online User by otemanuduno: 9:45pm On Dec 26, 2016
[quote author=krisjovi post=52282826][/quote]u shld have known that I was joking wink
Christianity EtcRe: Controversy: Prophet Faleyimu Predicts Death Of TB Joshua In 2017 by otemanuduno: 9:39pm On Dec 26, 2016
Liar! TB JOSHUA isn't gonna die anytime soon. How will the gullible be punished for their gullibility if someone like TB Joshua dies so soon? cheesy cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: "80-Year-Old 'Witch' Trapped On Electric Pole On Her Way Back" - Online User by otemanuduno: 9:36pm On Dec 26, 2016
Lawlahdey:
Really really?? ? You think he's just gonn accept an atheist that defiled and ridiculed Him with an open heart and a warm smile??

Who is hell fire for then? undecided
Hell is for those people who believes in it. The real God Almighty is not the ones you have read in some so-called 'Holy Books'. Those ones are just wannabes. The real Almighty God wanted the world to be a mystery until we die so that we can have a surprise welcome, that's why he's so hidden from us. IF GOD WANTED ANYBODY TO BELIEVE IN HIM, HE WOULD REVEAL HIMSELF TO SUCH PERSON.
Christianity EtcRe: "80-Year-Old 'Witch' Trapped On Electric Pole On Her Way Back" - Online User by otemanuduno: 9:28pm On Dec 26, 2016
Lawlahdey:
Exactly... What do you have to lose if you die and realize there is no God? Absolutely nothing! But you have a lot to lose if there is.
You don't have any dime to lose if you find out that there is GOD, because GOD is not a god. God doesn't judge anybody, only the devils do in the name of God. God is just love, perfect and does not have judgement with him. GOD IS GOOD TO EVERYONE AFTER DEATH, EITHER ATHIEST OR NOT.
Christianity EtcRe: "80-Year-Old 'Witch' Trapped On Electric Pole On Her Way Back" - Online User by otemanuduno: 9:26pm On Dec 26, 2016
huntax:
I didn't need to put a question mark because my emphasis was on his grammar which is why I used a quotation mark to prove that point.
Accepted,but have you checked my own correction?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Are Christians Such Liars? by otemanuduno: 9:24pm On Dec 26, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
This is so much slander over a simple typographical error.
They aren't ruling out the possibility of a typographical error(of course anybody can make mistake). What they were actually agitating for was his unwillingness to admit that it was a typographic error. Rather, he resorted to accusing Hahn of doctoring his post. Thanks to nature that Hahn screenshot his post.
Christianity EtcRe: "80-Year-Old 'Witch' Trapped On Electric Pole On Her Way Back" - Online User by otemanuduno: 9:19pm On Dec 26, 2016
huntax:
Lmao yours is just as bad...
It should be" where did this happen"
And you didn't also put a question mark. It should be "Where did he happens?" cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: "80-Year-Old 'Witch' Trapped On Electric Pole On Her Way Back" - Online User by otemanuduno: 9:12pm On Dec 26, 2016
Mama's brain is getting old. She was climbing pole. If she was actually a witch, those people there would have lynched her. Next story Pls.
Christianity EtcRe: The Prophecy Of The Light Of God About Religious Noise by otemanuduno: 9:08pm On Dec 26, 2016
Wilgrea7:
bro... the only way to getting something is by working for it... not just through imaginations... also, my point on witches is still the same... i can't point to any atheist that has had a demonic attack because they aren't atheists anymore... they would become theists... someone can't experience the supernatural and later reject it... its a very stupid thing to do
So you know that the only way to get something done is by working, yet you are telling me that you are imagining having a FERRARI. that's why I give you some options which include you driving the Ferrari in your dream cheesy Also has any atheist shared testimony of a demonic attack and thus become a theist? However, what exactly is the definition of atheist if I may know?


[quote author= ]I've read children NDE's... and 95% of Christian children involved don't see any burning abyss.. also, why do u reject the idea that the child was lying but accept the idea that he was telling the truth the first time??[/quote]It's like you didn't get me. The child was a Christian. He was forming an NDE lie just to become a millionaire. When he saw that the gains were not forthcoming that much to his pocket but to the Christian bookshop owner's pocket, the guy had to come out clear and say the truth that he didn't see anything.



[quote author= ]this is funny... so you don't trust wikipedia anymore?? wikipedia is now a liar? wikipedia is now being used to spread lies?? brother... wikipedia is the number one historical website with authentic info... listverse also pays people to bring them true info... you asked if Yahweh showed it to me... if Yahweh has to show it to me for me to believe then atum has to show me and anyone else reading your doctrine for us to believe... your arguments for finding atums stufc true is the same as mine for Yahweh.. so what difference does it make... you took his as truth.. so did i in the case of the Christian God... so you see, its not about who says truth, truth.... its about what is really true[/quote]I have never said I trust Wikipedia, but I only directed you their to also see their own version of the Nicolatian stuff. Is it not human like you who write the Wikipedia article there? That's why I said that it is better to believe the Supernatural being who relates things to you directly more than any religious stuff you see on the internet. AS FOR ME, ATUM SPEAKS TO ME DIRECTLY. MAYBE YOU SHOULD PRAY HARD TO SEE IF YAHWEH CAN ALSO SPEAK TO YOU DIRECTLY(but the problem with him is that he is always a liar undecided ) Atum is my god and not yours, meet Yahweh your god to speak directly to you. cheesy


[quote author= ]people have had positive revelations from the Christian God... so how is theirs false and yours true?... people go for Yahweh too because his revelations work for them.... you don't have the monopoly of revelation working for you[/quote]Now tell me the people who had positive revelations from Yahweh and let me analyse them one after the other: lemme put some here so we can laugh.

Kumuyi: TV is a devil box. Earring is idol. It is a sin. Hell fire is forever and ever and it will be hotter for DEEPERLIFE CHRISTIAN.
Jehovah Witness: Only the JW are going to the paradise. As soon as we become 144,000 in number the world will end. No, the world has already ended in 1914.
TB Joshua: I see a woman becoming the president of USA this year cheesy
John Dowy: I am the Elijah that will come.
Jesus: This generation shall not pass away before I will return. I go and build mansion for you and I will come and take you. Before you go round Jerusalem I would have returned.
Zechariah: Any family of the world that does not come to Jerusalem to worship Yahweh, rain shall not fall in their land. Rain shall not fall upon their family cheesy cheesy
Lazarus Muoka: Putting attachment is a sin cheesy
John the beloved: And the dead were judged out of the scrolls(imagine, the world has advanced in storage of information, but your god insists on judging you guys in the future from the things written in Scrolls cheesy cheesy

You can specify those who had revelation from Yahweh and lemme scrutinize cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: What If At The End Of It All We Discover Theres No God by otemanuduno: 8:47pm On Dec 26, 2016
The truth I that there is a God, only that all these otondos parading themselves as God Almighty don't have any idea of what they are into. Now that we have more wisdom and knowledge that Allah, Yahweh and all these little little gods, they have no hiding place anymore. And only small minds will stoop so low worshipping impotent gods like those. I really SMH for human beings.
Christianity EtcRe: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno(op):
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
1. Now some men of authority sought after Arenius the king of Judah who succeeded Arod, saying, permit us to go and search out the house of this Yeshu. For they say that he is a thief.
2. And Arenius said, I do not know your obsession with this homo. But go and do as you have said.
3. And they came into the house where we stayed and said, let us search through your house, for we have heard that you take of the treasures of the treasure houses and from the gain of this do you distribute to the poor.
4. And Yeshu said, I do no such thing. For I know that that fox whom you call the king of Juda did have me in mind to humiliate me. And they said, does he know you at all? How shall he be bothered?
5. But we have told him about your evil ways and such did he ask us to check. And they checked through the place and did not find anything which belonged to the treasure houses in our possession. For because of this did Iskariot always keep them in his own houses.
6. Now when the homos had departed, one of them named Damean returned and said, what manner of work do you do? And Yeshu said, we are fishermen.
7. And Damean said, have you not heard since the days of our fathers that everyone belonging to the rulership of the owners should be taxed? And for this reason did they do the census which was done in those days.
8. And we have no record that neither you nor any of your disciples did pay tax. Now pay your tax or else we shall bring up this issue against you before Peleta the governor.
9. And Yeshu said, does the river belong to the government or to my heavenly father? Why do you demand tax of me?
10. And Damean said, according to your own words shall I judge you. For you said that the things which belong to the government should be given to them. Why do you now say this thing?
11. And Yeshu said, go, and we shall bring that which you demand after.
12. And when they had left, Yeshu commanded Petra saying, go and catch fish and sell it. Then pay the tax which they require from us. So Petra did according to the commandment of Yeshu. And he caught many fish and sold them.
13. And with the money which he made did he pay the tax collectors.
Christianity EtcRe: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno(op): 2:25pm On Dec 23, 2016
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
1. Now after a week, we went towards Beth-Ani. And Yeshu began to hide among us, because Paleta who was the governor of Juda had signed that Yeshu should be arrested because of his incessant theft he had committed.
2. And the Farhesis took it upon themselves to make sure that he was arrested. And one called Shimei had approached Petra, saying, if you make Bar-Rabas known, we shall reward you.
3. And Petra came and told this to us. And Yeshu said, I shall depart this town. Or else they shall have me.
4. And Yeshu departed with us the next day.
5. Now when we had crossed the river to the other side of Kapanum. We saw one who was mad. And he was chained to the trunk of a tree.
6. And Yeshu went to him and said, you are mad, but you shall be whole. And the mad man said, leave me or else I shall tear you apart.
7. And Yeshu said, what strength do you have? And the man said, I have the strength of a legion army. And Yeshu said, your strength is not enough.
8. And the mad man charged at Yeshu to fight him, for he was very violent. And Yeshu held him by the neck and said into his right ear, I know how to handle mad homos like you.
9. And Yeshu threw him on the ground and said to us, give me razor. And Filip gave him a razor. And Yeshu scraped the hair of the mad homo clean and he bathed the mad homo in the river by force.
10. And he said to Iskariot, give me any spare coat in the bag.
11. And Iskariot gave him a coat. And he wore the coat on the mad homo. And the mad homo appeared like one who was made whole. And Yeshu loosed the chain from his leg.
12. Now the homos who passed saw how the mad homo appeared whole. And they bowed their heads and worshipped Yeshu.
13. And he said to them, I am Yeshu, the son of the god of the earth. And one who reared swine began to come close. And when he saw the mad homo who appeared to be whole, he said, this is a great thing.
14. And he began to go left, towards Ishkelon, saying, I shall declare to them what I have seen.
15. And at that time, Yeshu said to us, leave this homo and let him go. And we left him and he began to depart.
16. Now when we had thought that Yeshu had performed a miracle, we saw the mad homo chasing after the herd of swine, which were close to the edge of the river.
17. And the owner of the swine stood before him to stop him, but he took him and pushed him into the river. And the mad homo chased the swine until they had willingly entered well into the river in their large number.
18. For the swine loved to wallow in it before. And there was a stampede in the manner at which the swine entered the river.
19. And the little ones died, for they could not bear the weight of the bigger ones.
20. Now when we saw this, we said, O Yeshu what have you done? And Yeshu said, that homo went towards the place from where he was possessed before. And now he had gone to take up seven more legions of demons to himself.
21. And Petra and others believed him, but I did not believe him because it was the same manner Mithras of old did his supposed miracles, according to the books which I had read.
22. Now on the morrow, the owner of the herd which was drowned came to us with many others in the town. And they accused Yeshu.
23. And he said, I did not mean evil but good. For he who was possessed asked that I should send the demons in him into the herd of swine and I did so.
24. And the homos said, is it not foolish in your sight to do such? Moreover, he whom you claim that you have healed is now kept in chains, for he went about and turned the market place upside down.
25. And he killed a man with his bare hand.
26. Now O strange man, depart this land and do not return again. For you have done so wickedly in our land.
27. And Yeshu begged them that they should not tell what had happened to anyone, for he had more troubles with the government of his land already.
Christianity EtcRe: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno(op): 1:34pm On Dec 23, 2016
CHAPTER SIXTEEN

1. Now Yeshu awoke very early in the morning and began to go towards Beth-Ani in the place where he cursed the tree the day before.
2. And I followed from afar to see what Yeshu always go about to do very early in the morning. And I saw Yeshu bend down below the tree which he had cursed.
3. And he had a knife with him. And Yeshu sliced the bark of the tree at the lower part of the trunk which was close to the root.
4. And from the circumference which he made did be begin to peel off the bark of the tree. And when he had peeled off the barks, he took of a bottle which he had dissolved some tepex into and applied to the edges left from the peeling.
5. And Yeshu turned around and began to return. And one homofal came from the dark and fell at his feet. And she began to kiss Yeshu, beginning from his feet even to the other parts of his body.
6. Now in the same day, many homos followed after Yeshu and he went towards the temple. And Yeshu said to us, that which Zeusus did in Grecon shall I also do. And that which Krista did in Hindi shall I do also.
7. And he Petra said, what did Zeusus do in Grecon? And what did Krista do in Hindi. And Yeshu said Zeusus went into the temple and destroyed the things which they sold in the temple of Zeus.
8. And Krista also fought wars against they who did not love the king. So shall I also do. For they deride my father and pollute his house.
9. And they sell all manner of things in the temple to pollute it. Now O Iskariot, get ready our swords for we shall fight zealously to make this temple pure again.
10. And Iskariot said, we did not bring the swords because we have come to worship. And we did not know that we would have need of swords now, for it is not night.
11. And Yeshu said, do you have enough money in your purses to buy swords? Do so if you have, or else you shall sell your clothes and buy swords.
12. And Iskariot said, we have money in the purses. And immediately, he went with Simus to purchase some swords.
13. Now Yeshu went ahead with a swords which he raised high up and we followed. And all those who saw him could not do anything because they were unarmed.
14. And we went into the temple and drove many out of it. And Yeshu released the doves and all the rams which they had come into the temple to offer as burnt offering to Yahweh.
15. And he threw away the tables of those who change money, saying, do not turn the house of my father to the house of thieves. For what I do did Zeusus also do in the temple of his father in his days.
16. And Krista also fought to protect the king.
17. And everyone ran from one place to the other when we charged at them with our swords. Now one who was a Farhesis drew out his sword and came towards Yeshu to cut off his neck.
18. And Petra came quickly and shielded Yeshu with his own sword. And when the Farhesis saw that Yeshu had been defended, he sought to flee, but Yacob and Jonas took him and cut off his right hand.
19. And Yeshu said, it befits you. And he entered into the temple and we followed. But all they who did worship had fled the temple, saying, the terrorists of Yeshu are here.
20. And when many heard the acts which Yeshu did, they began to call him Zeusus and Krista together, because he had fought them in the temple and conquer in the same manner Zeusus and Krista did in their days.

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