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Chapter Eleven

1. Tefnut was a mountain-dwelling homo sapiens, being one of the ninety-three female homo sapiens to first discover themselves upon rocks, hills and mountains of Africa.
2. Now Tefnut had dwelt upon the mountain for one week until she began to get hungry. Now she said, let me go down to see what the earth below is like. Now Tefnut began to feel cold when it was cold.
3. Now while Tefnut climbed down, a heavy rain began to fall. Then she slipped and fell into a river beneath the mountain. Now two land-dwelling homos of that place saw her how she fell down with the rain.
4. Now they watched as she began to swim out of the water. Then she came out before them and they were amazed. Now one of the two homos who found her was named Hathor and the other was Maat.
5. These two were female homos like herself, but one of them, being Hathor, was also a mountain-dwelling homo sapiens while the other was a lowland-dwelling homo sapiens. Now Hathor asked Tefnut, how did you come down with the water?
6. Then Tefnut said, Ra the creator spat me out of his mouth. The raindrops are the spittle of Ra while I am her daughter. The rivers are the saliva of Ra also, which are the gatherings of the rains.
7. Now Hathor said, I am a mountain-dweller who came down just four days ago. Then I found Maat in the whole of the land and she said that she discovered herself in a cave.
8. Now Tefnut, be one of us and let us seek the mountains and the bush for others like us so that we may be many upon this land.
9. Now Tefnut and Hathor ruled the lands which are now called Egypt. And they taught Maat how to speak the language which themselves spoke. Then on the fifth day after the union, a male mountain-dwelling homo sapiens named Shu came down a hill.
10. Now he spoke a language and both Tefnut and Hathor understood him. Then he became one of them. Then when they had walked deep into the bushes, they discovered six lowland-dwelling homo sapiens who were afraid of themselves.
11. Then they brought them out of the bush to live in a cave. Afterwards, Tefnut and Shu mated first and they had children. So did Shu with Hathor and Maat also and they all had children for him.
12. Then Shu and his partners taught the six homos how to mate with one another also. Then when they had mated, they had pregnancies. And Hathor was gifted in the matter of aiding childbirth.
13. For she aided the homos when they were in labour. She also taught them different songs and music while Tefnut taught them about the rain, the dews and all sources of water. .
14. She also taught them how to swim in the waters.
15. Now Hathor was the first homo sapiens to rear cattle in Egypt. She had three hundred cows and two hundred and twelve bulls. And she taught the homos how to control cattle and help them to graze.
16. Now the homos worshipped Hathor who told them that she was the daughter of the creator called Ra, according to what Tefnut said. Now also, another mountain-dwelling homo sapiens named Isis emerged.
17. And Isis said, I am the wife of the creator called Ra. Now Isis spoke of her past life because she could remember a few of it. Then the homos of Egypt worshipped Isis, Shu, Tefnut, Hathor and even Maat from generation to generation as they grew in population.
18. However, some other mountain-dwelling homo sapiens came down and were found and worshipped along with them from time to time.

Brahma aka Abraham is neither a Christian or a Muslim. He was one of the founders of Hinduism, being the third personality in the Trinity Godhead of Vishnu, Shiva and Brahma in the homo Erectus era far millions of years ago. Then in our homo sapiens era, say around 4000 years ago, some people changed his story and penned it down in a scroll which is now part of the books of the Bible.

So in summary, Brahma aka Abraham is more befitting to be a Hinduist historically because he co-founded it about a million years back.

He's even more lenient. If it's me, I will request for a private jet

Premature death, family destruction, unwanted pregnancy, rape, mind slavery, poverty and many such things which we have heard and witnessed in the past and we are still witnessing and we will continue to witness in the future as long as christianity tarries in Africa.

Any more question about God?

Chapter Ten

1. Mbokomu was a homo sapiens who discovered herself upon a mountain at Zair. Now when she was atop the mountain, she began to meditate because she did not know how she came about.
2. When she continued to meditate, she saw a glimpse of her past life, in the days when she was a homo erectus. And her father's name was Akongo in those days. He was a farmer.
3. When Mbokomu had seen a little of her past life, she felt peace and her fear allayed. Now she began to climb down the mountain when she was hungry. Now the part of the world where she came down at had no one there.
4. Now Mbokonu cried out, am I the only homo in the present time? When he had cried aloud, three male homos emerged from the bush where they were hiding their bodies from the sun.
5. Then Mbokonu spoke a language of Ngombe with them, because such was the language which she knew how to speak. Now none of these three homos understood her, but they respected her because she sang songs for them and they were surprised, because they had not heard songs before.
6. Then Mbokonu taught the three homos the language which she spoke and they were able to speak it also. Then Mbokonu told them stories concerning Akongo his father, saying, he is the creator of the world.
7. Now these three male homo sapiens took turn to mate with Mbokonu such that she gave birth to thirteen children, both males and females.
8. And these thriteen children continued to reproduce in their own part of the world which is now commonly called Zaire. And few more homos were discovered around Zaire.
9. Now Mbokonu told the people about Akongo his father and they worshipped him as god their creator.
10. Now when Mbokonu went deep into the forest to fetch firewood, she was caught by a homo named Setawe. Now he forced Mbokonu so that he could sleep with her. Now while while he was about to get there, another homo sapiens came and pushed him away. Then Mbokonu was rescued.
11. Then the male homo sapiens who rescued her spoke a language to her which she understood. And he said, I am Akongo, a mountain-dweller. I dreamt that I had children in the past, so I came down from the mountain to find them.
12. Now Mbokonu said, can you tell me the names of your children, perhaps I have met any of them before. Then he said, threeof them are Pianga, Kamina and Mbokonu.
13. When Mbokonu heard it, she said, tell me if there was any scare on the body of Mbokonu who was your daughter. Then he said, there was a scar at the back of the neck of Mbokonu which she sustained when she placed her neck on a bed of thorns in the farm those days.
14. Now Mbokonu said, I am Mbokonu. Then she turned her back to Akongo to see the scar on her nape. Then she said, I have been told by the lowland dwellers that there is a scar at the back of my neck.
15. I have also dreamt of a little child who placed her neck on thorns but I did not know that it was myself I saw so.
16. My father, I have told the people about you, saying that you arethe creator of the world. Therefore let us not say different things when you shall meet the people. Come with me father to see my worshippers and your worshippers.
17. For now I have up to fifty homos who worship both you and me. And they shall be happy to see you in your physical form.
18. So Akongo followed her and she told them that he was her father. Then they worshipped Akongo who taught them how to make tools, how to blow the horns and how to dance.
19. Then Akongo departed to the top of the mountain afterwards. Then he came down weekly to take as much food as possible to the mountaintop.
20. However, in those days, some homo sapiens who also existed in a place not far away did not accept Akongo as their god, but Muluku did they recognise as their own god, because he was the first mountain-dweller they saw.

Chapter Nine

1. A mountain-dwelling homo sapiens discovered himself on top of a mountain in the place of the Kamba people. Now Mungu, being a reincarnated being, said to himself, surely I am placed above so that I can oversee the earth.
2. Now when Mungu came down from the top of the mountain, he was worshipped by the homos who found him. And these were four homo sapiens, two males and two females who did not know how they came into existence.
3. And they could not speak any language, but they made gestures to suggest what they meant.
4. Then Mungu spoke with them and taught them different languages. And he taught them how to make fire and thick ropes also. And he taught them how to cook their food with fire.
5. He taught them also how to plant crops and swim in the rivers. Now these homo sapiens gave birth to children when they mated with one another. Now Mungu taught them also how to make mortars and pestles and how to pound their yams.
6. He taught them also how to make different kinds of food. Now Mungu dwelt in a cave and had two wives and five children. Now when the wives of Mungu began to quarrel over many things, he was sad.
7. Then Mungu said, if you do not behave yourselves worthy to be my wives, I shall depart to the top of the mountain whose top is right inside the sky. Now his wives did not listen to him.
8. Now two of the servants of Mungu came to him and said, O lord, forgive us because we have mistakenly burnt up your farmland and the farmlands of other homos around it. The fire is not quenchable with water and the grasses are dry.
9. When Mungu heard it, he said, I have endured enough of all the things you lowland dwellers have done to me. I shall now depart to the top of the mountain which is in the sky and I shall no more return.
10. So Mungu went to the top of a mountain and did not return anymore, but every seven days, he climbed down the mountain at night to get food to eat. Now some homos who were daily taught by Mungu said, let us go to the mountain to fetch our god. For he has taught us how to weave long roots together to make ropes.
11. Therefore let us go and climb the mountain sin with rope. So many homos began to climb the mountain which Mungu had gone to dwell upon. And from time to time when they tried, they could not get to the top of it.And some of them fell down and died.
12. Now after ten years, a homo sapiens named Ndebele climbed to the top of the mountain and found Mungu upon it. And he was half-dead. And Ndebele said, father, come down to us.
13. And Mungu said, I shall not come down to you. This sky is my abode and on it I will dwell forever. Now go down now and keep what you have heard in your mind. Do not tell anyone that you saw me.
14. Let the mountain also be forbidden for anyone to climb to its top, because whoever among you humans shall try to climb it henceforth, he shall fall and break his neck and die.
15. So Ndebele went down the mountain and placed restriction upon it, saying, no one should be found near the mountain, or else he shall be struck dead by Mungu. So no one went near the mountain for twenty-two years, even after Mungu had died upon it and his body had been eaten up by some high-flying birds.
16. And Ndebele taught the homos of the land how they should worship Mungu. And he was the first priest of Mungu among all the people who are now called Bantu.

This is what religion can turn someone into. This post below got me thinking:

Danelo: They so much believe in that their vest.....Wen they put it on the go gaga.
That's how one of them putting on the vest was struggling with armed robbers who wanted to snatch his car........they shot him dead.
Another member on hearing the story was asking if the bullet entered

Omogbolahan33:
So,u ar referring to allah as a deity?...cos m nt undastandin wat u're passin across

Deity or no deity, Allah is one of the creatures of God Almighty and he can't deny such fact. Go and read the Doctufos of truth MCC chapter 1, you will see from there how Allah was created by God Almighty.

konjinus:
Hello Nairalanders, I recently got converted to the religion of athiesm but I am not comfortable with some of the traditions like harassing people who believe in their God. Do I have to mock and continually harass religious people in other to build my 'faith' in athiesm? Do I have to pretend to like Satan also? What is the difference between athiesm and 'anti-christism'. Pls I would like this questions to be answered by my fellow Yoruba athiest brothers. Thanks

You were never an atheist guy. BTW, I don't really blame the atheists for bashing the Christians because the Christian bashed them first when the early apostles said that 'only a fool says there is no god'. Anyway, wetin be my own business there ? I am neither an atheist nor a christian. Let dem dem answer dem dem

3nim:
OtemAtum

Thank you for the answers
You are deist?
You believe in the existence of a God above Yahweh and the others?

I don't have any religous tag. I am Otem, a thinker, a brain user.

Chapter Ten

1. Mbokomu was a homo sapiens who discovered herself upon a mountain at Zair. Now when she was atop the mountain, she began to meditate because she did not know how she came about.
2. When she continued to meditate, she saw a glimpse of her past life, in the days when she was a homo erectus. And her father's name was Akongo in those days. He was a farmer.
3. When Mbokomu had seen a little of her past life, she felt peace and her fear allayed. Now she began to climb down the mountain when she was hungry. Now the part of the world where she came down at had no one there.
4. Now Mbokonu cried out, am I the only homo in the present time? When he had cried aloud, three male homos emerged from the bush where they were hiding their bodies from the sun.
5. Then Mbokonu spoke a language of Ngombe with them, because such was the language which she knew how to speak. Now none of these three homos understood her, but they respected her because she sang songs for them and they were surprised, because they had not heard songs before.
6. Then Mbokonu taught the three homos the language which she spoke and they were able to speak it also. Then Mbokonu told them stories concerning Akongo his father, saying, he is the creator of the world.
7. Now these three male homo sapiens took turn to mate with Mbokonu such that she gave birth to thirteen children, both males and females.
8. And these thriteen children continued to reproduce in their own part of the world which is now commonly called Zaire. And few more homos were discovered around Zaire.
9. Now Mbokonu told the people about Akongo his father and they worshipped him as god their creator.
10. Now when Mbokonu went deep into the forest to fetch firewood, she was caught by a homo named Setawe. Now he forced Mbokonu so that he could sleep with her. Now while while he was about to get there, another homo sapiens came and pushed him away. Then Mbokonu was rescued.
11. Then the male homo sapiens who rescued her spoke a language to her which she understood. And he said, I am Akongo, a mountain-dweller. I dreamt that I had children in the past, so I came down from the mountain to find them.
12. Now Mbokonu said, can you tell me the names of your children, perhaps I have met any of them before. Then he said, threeof them are Pianga, Kamina and Mbokonu.
13. When Mbokonu heard it, she said, tell me if there was any scare on the body of Mbokonu who was your daughter. Then he said, there was a scar at the back of the neck of Mbokonu which she sustained when she placed her neck on a bed of thorns in the farm those days.
14. Now Mbokonu said, I am Mbokonu. Then she turned her back to Akongo to see the scar on her nape. Then she said, I have been told by the lowland dwellers that there is a scar at the back of my neck.
15. I have also dreamt of a little child who placed her neck on thorns but I did not know that it was myself I saw so.
16. My father, I have told the people about you, saying that you arethe creator of the world. Therefore let us not say different things when you shall meet the people. Come with me father to see my worshippers and your worshippers.
17. For now I have up to fifty homos who worship both you and me. And they shall be happy to see you in your physical form.
18. So Akongo followed her and she told them that he was her father. Then they worshipped Akongo who taught them how to make tools, how to blow the horns and how to dance.
19. Then Akongo departed to the top of the mountain afterwards. Then he came down weekly to take as much food as possible to the mountaintop.
20. However, in those days, some homo sapiens who also existed in a place not far away did not accept Akongo as their god, but Muluku did they recognise as their own god, because he was the first mountain-dweller they saw.

reality777:
FUNNY U

it's so funny na. You meet yourself inside fire and you confess that you deserve to be there? That's mumu talk. Even Evans the kidnapper wouldn't say such thing if he is being jailed, let alone someone who didn't kidnap anyone but is put inside fire
Yahweh's people can lie sha

Because the Bible tells you guy to pray for it.

Either you believe a god or not, one of the universal rules is DO GOOD TO HUMANITY.
Belief is not even among any of the three golden rules.

Chapter Nine

1. A mountain-dwelling homo sapiens discovered himself on top of a mountain in the place of the Kamba people. Now Mungu, being a reincarnated being, said to himself, surely I am placed above so that I can oversee the earth.
2. Now when Mungu came down from the top of the mountain, he was worshipped by the homos who found him. And these were four homo sapiens, two males and two females who did not know how they came into existence.
3. And they could not speak any language, but they made gestures to suggest what they meant.
4. Then Mungu spoke with them and taught them different languages. And he taught them how to make fire and thick ropes also. And he taught them how to cook their food with fire.
5. He taught them also how to plant crops and swim in the rivers. Now these homo sapiens gave birth to children when they mated with one another. Now Mungu taught them also how to make mortars and pestles and how to pound their yams.
6. He taught them also how to make different kinds of food. Now Mungu dwelt in a cave and had two wives and five children. Now when the wives of Mungu began to quarrel over many things, he was sad.
7. Then Mungu said, if you do not behave yourselves worthy to be my wives, I shall depart to the top of the mountain whose top is right inside the sky. Now his wives did not listen to him.
8. Now two of the servants of Mungu came to him and said, O lord, forgive us because we have mistakenly burnt up your farmland and the farmlands of other homos around it. The fire is not quenchable with water and the grasses are dry.
9. When Mungu heard it, he said, I have endured enough of all the things you lowland dwellers have done to me. I shall now depart to the top of the mountain which is in the sky and I shall no more return.
10. So Mungu went to the top of a mountain and did not return anymore, but every seven days, he climbed down the mountain at night to get food to eat. Now some homos who were daily taught by Mungu said, let us go to the mountain to fetch our god. For he has taught us how to weave long roots together to make ropes.
11. Therefore let us go and climb the mountain sin with rope. So many homos began to climb the mountain which Mungu had gone to dwell upon. And from time to time when they tried, they could not get to the top of it.And some of them fell down and died.
12. Now after ten years, a homo sapiens named Ndebele climbed to the top of the mountain and found Mungu upon it. And he was half-dead. And Ndebele said, father, come down to us.
13. And Mungu said, I shall not come down to you. This sky is my abode and on it I will dwell forever. Now go down now and keep what you have heard in your mind. Do not tell anyone that you saw me.
14. Let the mountain also be forbidden for anyone to climb to its top, because whoever among you humans shall try to climb it henceforth, he shall fall and break his neck and die.
15. So Ndebele went down the mountain and placed restriction upon it, saying, no one should be found near the mountain, or else he shall be struck dead by Mungu. So no one went near the mountain for twenty-two years, even after Mungu had died upon it and his body had been eaten up by some high-flying birds.
16. And Ndebele taught the homos of the land how they should worship Mungu. And he was the first priest of Mungu among all the people who are now called Bantu.

Omogbolahan33:
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No one,absolutely no one,created almighty Allah... he is the most supreme being who creatd every1...

Allah will never deny his creator. He cannot even say it to the face of his creator that he was not created. Allah knows his creator and his creator knows him.

The problem with the Yahweh, Jesus and Ghost trinity is that it is a fictitious Trinity founded by some early Christians in their bid to copy pagan styles. However, these are lists of some trinities who existed millions of years back in the homo Erectus era:

Doctufos: Deorum 2:10-18

10. And these were the names of the gods which had paired up to form trinity: Osiris (husband), Isis (wife), and Horus (son),
11. Amun, Mut and Khonsu.
12. ptah, Sekhmet and Nefertem.
13. Eriu, Fodla and Banba
14. Parvati, Lakshmi and Saraswati
15. Juventas, Juno and Minervas
16. Deino, Enyo, Pemphredo
17. Brahma, Vishinus and Shiva
18. And there were more than a thousand trinity gods(godheads/godhoods) all over the earth.

Back in those days, these trinities only help one another, just like being in a partnership and nothing more. Like in a school where we have one Vice Chancellor and two Deputy Vice Chancellors. My 50cent though

Chapter Eight

1. Ndjambi was a mountain-dwelling homo sapiens who discovered himself upon a hill in the land of the Herero and Nama. Now this mountain is the same which is called Omatako these days, for it was the seat of Ndjambi when he was alive on earth.
2. Now when Njambi came down from the mountain to find what he would eat, he found only one homo in that part of the world. And the name of the homo was Mukuru. And Mukuru had discovered himself beneath the foot of a tree.
3. Now Ndjambi said to Mukuru in the language called Herero, how did you get to the foot of the tree? Now Mukuru did not understand him because he did not understand any language.
4. Now when Ndjambi had discovered that he was more intelligent than Mukuru, he became his god and taught him two languages which himself knew how to speak. And when Mukuru was able to speak the language, he went and brought two more lowland-dwelling homo sapiens with him and they all worshipped Ndjambi beneath the tree.
5. Now Ndjambi went before them and made huts for them. And he was the one who impregnated the first female homo of that land. And she delivered a baby boy which they named Djimbo.
6. Now Njambi planted crops and raised a family with his wife Lesedi. And in those days, some homo sapiens began to come to the land from nearby lands. And Ndjambi left them and went to be upon the mountain.
7. And his son climbed up and down the mountain to feed him. Now Mukuru spoke about Njambi to the homos of the place. And they believed him because he spoke languages to them and taught them the things which Ndjambi had taught him.
8. So the homos of the land knew how to swim in the river, sing songs, make pots and other simple tools, make fire and also count days with the appearance of the moon.
9. All these were they taught by Mukuru who always stood by the first tree beside which he first discovered himself. And Ndjambi had told him, saying, I am he who created all trees. And the trees were the things which gave birth to all homo sapiens of the land.
10. Now the homos began to worship the trees, putting their offerings before them daily. And Mukuru took the food and meat which they sacrificed to the top of the mountain for Ndjambi to feed on them daily.
11. Now when Mukuru came up to the top of the mountain again another time, Ndjambi said to him, hear the truth my friend. I shall tell you the truth before I die, because I perceive that I will soon depart this earth.
12. I do not know exactly how you come to existence, rather, I found you beneath the tree and I found the trees there when I came down the mountain, same way you found them there too.
13. Now if it pleases you, stay on the mountain and oversee the affairs of this land from here. But I shall ask of you a request after my death. Bury my body at the foot of this mountain and let no one know that I have died.
14. So Mukuru did as Ndjambi said after he had died, being fifty-nine years old. And he went and secretly buried Ndjambi at the foot of the mountain. Now when the son of Ndjambi came to bring food to his father upon the mountain, Mukuru said to him, your father being our god have gone into the sky to live there forever.
15. And he has given me the charge to stay above the mountain to bring rain, sunlight and good wind upon the land forever. Now return to land and tell your mother and all the people that Ndjambi our god is now in the sky.
16. Let them continue to make their daily sacrifices and offerings. These shall you bring to the top of the mountain and I shall invoke the spirit of our god Ndjambi to receive the sacrifices and bless the land.
17. So did Djimbo all the days of his life until Mukuru had died upon the mountain too when he was ninety-six years of age. And Djimbo went and buried Mukuru at the foot of the mountain secretly.

Chapter Seven
1. A moutain-dwelling homo sapien named Anansi ruled over villages and towns now called Ashanti and Kumasi and surrounding lands. Now it was difficult to say if Anansi was a male or a female homo sapiens because s(he) has both male and female things.
2. Now when the homos worshipped Anansi, it said to them, I am neither a male or a female, though my male counterparts see me as a male because of my rod while my female counterparts see me as a female because of my breasts and holes.
3. But do not see me as either of the two genders, but see me as a spider because I am very intelligent. I have in my memory all the stories about the creation of the world and I shall tell you.
4. Now Anansi told the homo sapiens many stories which it remembered of the past world. And it saw some of the events in its sleep. And it told them with much exaggerations to make them very interesting to the homos who listened to it.
5. Now when Nyame, another high land dwelling homo sapiens heard how the worshippers of Anansi had outnumbered his own worshippers through story-telling, he was sad. Then he sought how he would get rid of it. Now Nyame told four of the homos who gathered to worship him, saying, go and warn Anansi for me.
6. Tell that haemaphrodite to cease telling the homos of the world stories with which it has captured their minds and make them her worshippers more than mine. Threaten it with death if it refuses to hear you.
7. So the messengers of Nyame went and told Anansi, saying, if you do not cease telling them stories and stealing their hearts towards yourself, our god will destroy you. Now Anansi said to the messengers of Nyame, sit here and hear what I have to tell you.
8. Now Anansi began to tell them interesting stories of butterflies, lizards, snakes, tortoise and the gods of the past world from noon till dusk. And it sang sweet songs into their ears such that they fell asleep.
9. Amd when they woke up in the middle of the night, they could not return to Nyame anymore. And Anansi offered them sex and they were glad. And it told them more stories. And they said, sweetness is with Anansi and not with Nyame, therefore we shall rather dwell forever here with her.
10. Now Anansi did not dwell on top of mountains anymore but it had found a permanent place of abode in a cave of Ashanti. And it was in the cave she told the homos sweet stories.
11. Now when Nyame waited for days without the return of his messengers, he sent five other messengers to it to know what it had done to his messengers. Now when the five messengers got to Anansi, it told them that the first four messengers had become its worshipper.
12. Now the five messengers did not wait to be enticed by the sweet words of Anansi. So they returned to tell Nyame what had happened to the first four meseengers. Now Anansi said, this haemaphrodite is seeking trouble and I shall give it what it seeks.
13. Now he said to fifteen of his warriors, I have heard that Anansi has fallen in love with a lowland dweller and it is already pregnant for him. Go and fetch that homo and bring him to me. Also, bring the wife of Anansi to me, for she has also been impregnated by Anansi.
14. So shall Anansi surrender to my terms if the loves of its life have been taken away. So the warriors of Nyame went and took Messa the husband of Anansi and Elinam the wife of Anansi forcefully.
15. Now Anansi could not rescue them or fight back because it was heavy with child in her womb. Then the messengers of Nyame came again and said, Nyame have said that you should change all your stories about the creation of the earth.
16. Tell them that I Nyame am the creator of the world and that I also gave you your story-telling talent. Let them know that you have told them lies before, then will I release your husband and wife to you. Now when the homos came to Anansi to hear her stories and to worship her, she began to say, Nyame is the actual creator of the world and not me. He is also the one from whom I got my story-telling talent after I have perfomed the impossible tasks he sent me to do.
17. So go and worship him and not me anymore. Now the homos began to gather at the hill of the land Kumasi where Nyame resided. And they worshipped him there. Now when Anansi went to the foot of the hill, Nyame came down to it and said, your husband and wife are with me.
18. I shall release them to you on only one condition; you will leave Kumasi and Ashanti with them and never return forever. So Anansi agreed because its lovers were captured by Nyame and it desired their freedom.
19. So Anansi, Messa and Elinam departed the land of Asanti and Kumasi and all its environs. And they went far away. There they gave birth to children and Anansi taught its children different languages which it knew.
20. So did Nyame gain ground as the creator god among the homo sapiens of the lands where he was being worshipped. And he died when he was ninety-two years of age. And his priests hid the knowledge of his death from the people while they continued to receive offerings of goats, cows and crops from them.
21. Now Anansi outlived Nyame, for it died when it was ninety-seven years of age. And its children were Kufo, Ado, Abu, Dzifa and Tema whom it had for Messa its husband. And the children which Elinam its wife had for it were Nungua, Sakod, Tafo, Atu, Yeka and Tampo.
22. And the children multiplied and they continued telling the stories which she had told them from generations to generations. And they told those stories with exaggerations when it passed from mouth to mouth.
23. And after many generations had passed, the actual identity of Anansi was missing. And she became a myth to the homos these days.

CHAPTER SIX

Blakjewelry:
So you wan turn God 2018

I am a part of God already, same way as you and everybody in existence, just that many don't know their positions in God Almighty.

HeyCorleone:
Lol.

This is funny.

It is not funny. I am not talking for talking sake. All my answers are drawn from the BOOK OF HISTORY of the World and the Universe and I can give you quotes from it if you want.

3nim:
First set of questions. These were not intended to spite anyone or God. I really wondered about these.

Please quote any question you feel you have the best answer to and respond to it.

A test layout seemed more organised to me. You can explain individual answers.

1a) Who are the actual "children" of God? (...multiple choice)
(a) the devoted followers only
(b) the partial followers and the devoted ones
(c) the People in India who grew up believeing in Krishna, a god with blue skin, gods with multiple arms (apparently they should go to hell for this)
(d) Mentally deranged ("mad" ) people
(e) all of the above, infact every human being

The people we can actually call children of God are the first beings he gave bodies to. Here are the first sons of God: Knoliud, Allah, Yahweh, Enlil, Atum, Moloch, Mazda, Olorun, etc. All the gods worshipped from generation to generation are the children of God.

[quote author= ]1b) A loving father lets his children burn in an ever-growing fire for all eternity for doing bad things. Do you think that's a fair punishment?[/quote]If there is such a father, his brain needs formatting. BTW, I'm aware that such nonsense is what Yahweh and Allah have in mind for some of their followers. That's a proof that they are not good fathers, let alone calling them loving fathers. They are dunces.


[quote author= ]1c) How does spiritual paternity change? First you are a child of God, and then you when you decide to become "evil", you also become the child of the devil. This means that being a child of God is only figurative spiritually. I used to think that it was spiritually true.[/quote]God is not the opposite of devil. Devil is not a specific personality, therefore nobody or nothing can be called devil intrinsically. So if nothing can't be called devil intrinsically, then nobody is qualified to be the child of the devil.

[quote author= ]2) How did Jesus really enter the story...was he created by God? Or was he also God (catholic trinity ideology) and he took part in creation? I mean before he was born of the virgin Mary...[/quote]Jesus as a personality does not exist, but as a fictitious character, being a mixture of the attitudes of many previous real characters, then it exists. Faulkin aka Zeusus Krista was the person who existed in the homo erectus era, being the son of Murmoh and Earthus(Mother Earth) but was adopted by Yahweh. Faulkin lived and then died since millions of years back in the previous world, but just about 2000years ago, some homo sapiens got inspiration and wrote back Faulkin into our world. So, the only place Jesus can be seen is in the bible.

[quote author= ]3) About that tree in the Middle of the garden, Eden....the question is just WHY? God could have planted a mango tree, why did he plant the one that was not to be touched? And the one that could damn humanity?[/quote]It is not God Almighty who planted any tree, Yahweh did so.

[quote author= ]4) Does God really like stories? [/b]because honestly, Bible stories have made some really good movies.
He knew it was ALLL going to happen. So what was his plan? did he think he'd be wrong at some point and that humans wouldn't sin anymore? HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON WOULD HAVE TO DIE AND HE KNEW IT. He let it happen. Most of his creation/children would end up in hell and he knew it. Adam and What's up with this?[/quote]All these are mere stories cooked up by Yahweh and his people. There was no one dying for anybody's offences and mistakes. We are all bound to make mistakes and correct our mistakes by ourselves. It is a lazy assumption to think that a caveboy somewhere have died for your mistakes. BTW, what sense is there that someone have to die for your petty mistakes?

[quote author= ]5) Is God all-knowing? [b]Did he or did he not know...
(a) ...that that serpent was evil? y/n
(b) ...that Adam and Eve would eat the apple
(c) ...That his only begotten son would have to suffer and die?
(d) ...That sin would , in all honesty, be fun to commit sometimes so his creation would have to give up doing things they like
He should have known all these before he created anything. He could have spared Jesus christ all of that pain and suffering, really.[/quote]This person you are describing here is not God Almighty. This is one of the creatures of God called Yahweh. He doesn't know or see all things. He doesn't even see close to 1/infinity of all things.


[quote author= ]5) God is all powerful?
(a) Why didn't he crush Lucifer them one time? Instead of letting him tempt his children....
(b) In fact, he could have deleted sin from existence or made humans have no desire to sin. Why didn't he?[/quote]God doesn't see anything as sin, it is human concept to call mistakes and wrongdoings sins. As a matter of fact, Lucifer aka Allah and God Almighty are not pair opposites such that God would destroy him. It is not even Allah(Lucifer) that made anybody make mistakes. To make mistakes is part of humanity, so Lucifer(Allah) had no fault in people's mistakes. For example, if I said something bad about my colleagues and he got sacked, I am the person who made the mistake and it is not the fault of Lucifer(Allah). Next time I would simply watch my tongue that's all. So do not let us blame our personal mistakes on either Satan(Yahweh) or Lucifer (Allah) because they don't even know almost all of us personally let alone making us to make mistakes.


[quote author= ]6a) Innocent people, children, CHRISTIANS die horribly daily. Is this his will or is he waiting for the right number of people to die before he saves his children ?[/quote]God Almighty, the creator of Yahweh does not save anyone from anything. He doesn't interfere in the personal affairs of humans. If anybody is about to die, he or she dies. Whatever diseases killed a human being, those germs causing the diseases are only fighting for their own survival as we are also fighting for our own survival. So God will not kill a mosquito for humans, else it becomes partiallity in his part because mosquitoes too have souls. Animals and plants have their souls and we eat them for food, so should they also pray that God should kill humans for them? However, death doesn't mean the end, it means changing position. So whoever dies get to see himself or herself existing again somewhere else.

[quote author= ]7)[b] Does he have multiple personalities? God of love-God of war, God of vengeance-God of mercy. Vengeance and mercy stand on 2 opposite sides of the spectrum.[/quote]All these characteristics are not the attributes of God Almighty, rather, they are the attributes of Yahweh, one of his creatures. So it doesn't count for God's.

[quote author= ](8 ) Is the Bible 100% accurate? Could it really be God's or Jesus's words? Did the Matthew, Mark, Luke and John literally carry their "pen and paper" everywhere ? ...I mean you have quoted statement after quoted statement in the Bible.[/quote]According to my perception, the bible is 99% inaccurate and the word 'accuracy should not be brought to use at all when the Bible is concerned.

[quote author= ]10)(a) Explain God's take on rape and why I should understand it.
(b) Explain his take on me being able to sacrifice my own child willingly and blindly in obedience to him ( here I get the answer that God wouldn't give me a temptation that is too big for me. well...)[/quote]From what I know about God, there are just three golden rules which if followed, it would make the best out of everyone:

1. Use your brain positively
2. Worship no god/God
3. Do good to humanity

[quote author= ]11) Do you believe that a LOOOOOOT of Christians are just afraid of hell?
[/quote]Yes it is obvious.

[quote author= ]13) Why does it seem like God isn't keen on saving his children from the flames of hell ? If he were we would all be saved by now, tbh. Instead, he lets people do the work, he definitely knows they won't all succeed. Even when people seek him, they don't find him, contrary to his word in Matthew 7:7 (I held on to this so much)...there have been people who sought his presence or help in their lives. MOST did not get answers....The explanation I get to this is that the people don't seek long enough... okayyyy[/quote]The flames and other evil realms were created by the minds of bad gods. Some of them such as El, Yahweh, Allah, Moloch, Eshu, Ereshkigal, Enlil and many others used their minds to create a very unpleasant psychological conditions for those whose minds are connected with them. However, the light of God Almighty went to those evil minds and destroyer every evil imaginations these bad gods have made for humans such that now there is no more unpleasant psychological state. We are actually souls and souls are well connected with the brain. So if we think as Yahweh and some bad gods want us to think, we might end up experiencing such evil psychological state of hell fire, etc. But eventually, the light of God Almighty have taken all such conditions out of existence.

3nim:
First set of questions. These were not intended to spite anyone or God. I really wondered about these.

Please quote any question you feel you have the best answer to and respond to it.

A test layout seemed more organised to me. You can explain individual answers.

1a) Who are the actual "children" of God? (...multiple choice)
(a) the devoted followers only
(b) the partial followers and the devoted ones
(c) the People in India who grew up believeing in Krishna, a god with blue skin, gods with multiple arms (apparently they should go to hell for this)
(d) Mentally deranged ("mad" ) people
(e) all of the above, infact every human being

The people we can actually call children of God are the first beings he gave bodies to. Here are the first sons of God: Knoliud, Allah, Yahweh, Enlil, Atum, Moloch, Mazda, Olorun, etc. All the gods worshipped from generation to generation are the children of God.

[quote author= ]1b) A loving father lets his children burn in an ever-growing fire for all eternity for doing bad things. Do you think that's a fair punishment?[/quote]If there is such a father, his brain needs formatting. BTW, I'm aware that such nonsense is what Yahweh and Allah have in mind for some of their followers. That's a proof that they are not good fathers, let alone calling them loving fathers. They are dunces.


[quote author= ]1c) How does spiritual paternity change? First you are a child of God, and then you when you decide to become "evil", you also become the child of the devil. This means that being a child of God is only figurative spiritually. I used to think that it was spiritually true.[/quote]God is not the opposite of devil. Devil is not a specific personality, therefore nobody or nothing can be called devil intrinsically. So if nothing can't be called devil intrinsically, then nobody is qualified to be the child of the devil.

[quote author= ]2) How did Jesus really enter the story...was he created by God? Or was he also God (catholic trinity ideology) and he took part in creation? I mean before he was born of the virgin Mary...[/quote]Jesus as a personality does not exist, but as a fictitious character, being a mixture of the attitudes of many previous real characters, then it exists. Faulkin aka Zeusus Krista was the person who existed in the homo erectus era, being the son of Murmoh and Earthus(Mother Earth) but was adopted by Yahweh. Faulkin lived and then died since millions of years back in the previous world, but just about 2000years ago, some homo sapiens got inspiration and wrote back Faulkin into our world. So, the only place Jesus can be seen is in the bible.

[quote author= ]3) About that tree in the Middle of the garden, Eden....the question is just WHY? God could have planted a mango tree, why did he plant the one that was not to be touched? And the one that could damn humanity?[/quote]It is not God Almighty who planted any tree, Yahweh did so.

[quote author= ]4) Does God really like stories? [/b]because honestly, Bible stories have made some really good movies.
He knew it was ALLL going to happen. So what was his plan? did he think he'd be wrong at some point and that humans wouldn't sin anymore? HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON WOULD HAVE TO DIE AND HE KNEW IT. He let it happen. Most of his creation/children would end up in hell and he knew it. Adam and What's up with this?[/quote]All these are mere stories cooked up by Yahweh and his people. There was no one dying for anybody's offences and mistakes. We are all bound to make mistakes and correct our mistakes by ourselves. It is a lazy assumption to think that a caveboy somewhere have died for your mistakes. BTW, what sense is there that someone have to die for your petty mistakes?

[quote author= ]5) Is God all-knowing? [b]Did he or did he not know...
(a) ...that that serpent was evil? y/n
(b) ...that Adam and Eve would eat the apple
(c) ...That his only begotten son would have to suffer and die?
(d) ...That sin would , in all honesty, be fun to commit sometimes so his creation would have to give up doing things they like
He should have known all these before he created anything. He could have spared Jesus christ all of that pain and suffering, really.[/quote]This person you are describing here is not God Almighty. This is one of the creatures of God called Yahweh. He doesn't know or see all things. He doesn't even see close to 1/infinity of all things.


[quote author= ]5) God is all powerful?
(a) Why didn't he crush Lucifer them one time? Instead of letting him tempt his children....
(b) In fact, he could have deleted sin from existence or made humans have no desire to sin. Why didn't he?[/quote]God doesn't see anything as sin, it is human concept to call mistakes and wrongdoings sins. As a matter of fact, Lucifer aka Allah and God Almighty are not pair opposites such that God would destroy him. It is not even Allah(Lucifer) that made anybody make mistakes. To make mistakes is part of humanity, so Lucifer(Allah) had no fault in people's mistakes. For example, if I said something bad about my colleagues and he got sacked, I am the person who made the mistake and it is not the fault of Lucifer(Allah). Next time I would simply watch my tongue that's all. So do not let us blame our personal mistakes on either Satan(Yahweh) or Lucifer (Allah) because they don't even know almost all of us personally let alone making us to make mistakes.


[quote author= ]6a) Innocent people, children, CHRISTIANS die horribly daily. Is this his will or is he waiting for the right number of people to die before he saves his children ?[/quote]God Almighty, the creator of Yahweh does not save anyone from anything. He doesn't interfere in the personal affairs of humans. If anybody is about to die, he or she dies. Whatever diseases killed a human being, those germs causing the diseases are only fighting for their own survival as we are also fighting for our own survival. So God will not kill a mosquito for humans, else it becomes partiallity in his part because mosquitoes too have souls. Animals and plants have their souls and we eat them for food, so should they also pray that God should kill humans for them? However, death doesn't mean the end, it means changing position. So whoever dies get to see himself or herself existing again somewhere else.

[quote author= ]7)[b] Does he have multiple personalities? God of love-God of war, God of vengeance-God of mercy. Vengeance and mercy stand on 2 opposite sides of the spectrum.[/quote]All these characteristics are not the attributes of God Almighty, rather, they are the attributes of Yahweh, one of his creatures. So it doesn't count for God's.

[quote author= ](8 ) Is the Bible 100% accurate? Could it really be God's or Jesus's words? Did the Matthew, Mark, Luke and John literally carry their "pen and paper" everywhere ? ...I mean you have quoted statement after quoted statement in the Bible.[/quote]According to my perception, the bible is 99% inaccurate and the word 'accuracy should not be brought to use at all when the Bible is concerned.

[quote author= ]10)(a) Explain God's take on rape and why I should understand it.
(b) Explain his take on me being able to sacrifice my own child willingly and blindly in obedience to him ( here I get the answer that God wouldn't give me a temptation that is too big for me. well...)[/quote]From what I know about God, there are just three golden rules which if followed, it would make the best out of everyone:

1. Use your brain positively
2. Worship no god/God
3. Do good to humanity

[quote author= ]11) Do you believe that a LOOOOOOT of Christians are just afraid of hell?
[/quote]Yes it is obvious.

[quote author= ]13) Why does it seem like God isn't keen on saving his children from the flames of hell ? If he were we would all be saved by now, tbh. Instead, he lets people do the work, he definitely knows they won't all succeed. Even when people seek him, they don't find him, contrary to his word in Matthew 7:7 (I held on to this so much)...there have been people who sought his presence or help in their lives. MOST did not get answers....The explanation I get to this is that the people don't seek long enough... okayyyy[/quote]The flames and other evil realms were created by the minds of bad gods. Some of them such as El, Yahweh, Allah, Moloch, Eshu, Ereshkigal, Enlil and many others used their minds to create a very unpleasant psychological conditions for those whose minds are connected with them. However, the light of God Almighty went to those evil minds and destroyer every evil imaginations these bad gods have made for humans such that now there is no more unpleasant psychological state. We are actually souls and souls are well connected with the brain. So if we think as Yahweh and some bad gods want us to think, we might end up experiencing such evil psychological state of hell fire, etc. But eventually, the light of God Almighty have taken all such conditions out of existence.

God Almighty, the creator of Yahweh, did not choose any particular portion of the universe over the other. God Almighty is not a local god like his creatures such as Allah, Yahweh, Mazda, Vishnu, Moloch, Baal, Gaol, etc.
So Op, it is fallacy and erroneous to think that Israel is a chosen people of God Almighty.

Chapter Eight

1. Ndjambi was a mountain-dwelling homo sapiens who discovered himself upon a hill in the land of the Herero and Nama. Now this mountain is the same which is called Omatako these days, for it was the seat of Ndjambi when he was alive on earth.
2. Now when Njambi came down from the mountain to find what he would eat, he found only one homo in that part of the world. And the name of the homo was Mukuru. And Mukuru had discovered himself beneath the foot of a tree.
3. Now Ndjambi said to Mukuru in the language called Herero, how did you get to the foot of the tree? Now Mukuru did not understand him because he did not understand any language.
4. Now when Ndjambi had discovered that he was more intelligent than Mukuru, he became his god and taught him two languages which himself knew how to speak. And when Mukuru was able to speak the language, he went and brought two more lowland-dwelling homo sapiens with him and they all worshipped Ndjambi beneath the tree.
5. Now Ndjambi went before them and made huts for them. And he was the one who impregnated the first female homo of that land. And she delivered a baby boy which they named Djimbo.
6. Now Njambi planted crops and raised a family with his wife Lesedi. And in those days, some homo sapiens began to come to the land from nearby lands. And Ndjambi left them and went to be upon the mountain.
7. And his son climbed up and down the mountain to feed him. Now Mukuru spoke about Njambi to the homos of the place. And they believed him because he spoke languages to them and taught them the things which Ndjambi had taught him.
8. So the homos of the land knew how to swim in the river, sing songs, make pots and other simple tools, make fire and also count days with the appearance of the moon.
9. All these were they taught by Mukuru who always stood by the first tree beside which he first discovered himself. And Ndjambi had told him, saying, I am he who created all trees. And the trees were the things which gave birth to all homo sapiens of the land.
10. Now the homos began to worship the trees, putting their offerings before them daily. And Mukuru took the food and meat which they sacrificed to the top of the mountain for Ndjambi to feed on them daily.
11. Now when Mukuru came up to the top of the mountain again another time, Ndjambi said to him, hear the truth my friend. I shall tell you the truth before I die, because I perceive that I will soon depart this earth.
12. I do not know exactly how you come to existence, rather, I found you beneath the tree and I found the trees there when I came down the mountain, same way you found them there too.
13. Now if it pleases you, stay on the mountain and oversee the affairs of this land from here. But I shall ask of you a request after my death. Bury my body at the foot of this mountain and let no one know that I have died.
14. So Mukuru did as Ndjambi said after he had died, being fifty-nine years old. And he went and secretly buried Ndjambi at the foot of the mountain. Now when the son of Ndjambi came to bring food to his father upon the mountain, Mukuru said to him, your father being our god have gone into the sky to live there forever.
15. And he has given me the charge to stay above the mountain to bring rain, sunlight and good wind upon the land forever. Now return to land and tell your mother and all the people that Ndjambi our god is now in the sky.
16. Let them continue to make their daily sacrifices and offerings. These shall you bring to the top of the mountain and I shall invoke the spirit of our god Ndjambi to receive the sacrifices and bless the land.
17. So did Djimbo all the days of his life until Mukuru had died upon the mountain too when he was ninety-six years of age. And Djimbo went and buried Mukuru at the foot of the mountain secretly.

Chapter Seven
1. A moutain-dwelling homo sapien named Anansi ruled over villages and towns now called Ashanti and Kumasi and surrounding lands. Now it was difficult to say if Anansi was a male or a female homo sapiens because s(he) has both male and female things.
2. Now when the homos worshipped Anansi, it said to them, I am neither a male or a female, though my male counterparts see me as a male because of my rod while my female counterparts see me as a female because of my breasts and holes.
3. But do not see me as either of the two genders, but see me as a spider because I am very intelligent. I have in my memory all the stories about the creation of the world and I shall tell you.
4. Now Anansi told the homo sapiens many stories which it remembered of the past world. And it saw some of the events in its sleep. And it told them with much exaggerations to make them very interesting to the homos who listened to it.
5. Now when Nyame, another high land dwelling homo sapiens heard how the worshippers of Anansi had outnumbered his own worshippers through story-telling, he was sad. Then he sought how he would get rid of it. Now Nyame told four of the homos who gathered to worship him, saying, go and warn Anansi for me.
6. Tell that haemaphrodite to cease telling the homos of the world stories with which it has captured their minds and make them her worshippers more than mine. Threaten it with death if it refuses to hear you.
7. So the messengers of Nyame went and told Anansi, saying, if you do not cease telling them stories and stealing their hearts towards yourself, our god will destroy you. Now Anansi said to the messengers of Nyame, sit here and hear what I have to tell you.
8. Now Anansi began to tell them interesting stories of butterflies, lizards, snakes, tortoise and the gods of the past world from noon till dusk. And it sang sweet songs into their ears such that they fell asleep.
9. Amd when they woke up in the middle of the night, they could not return to Nyame anymore. And Anansi offered them sex and they were glad. And it told them more stories. And they said, sweetness is with Anansi and not with Nyame, therefore we shall rather dwell forever here with her.
10. Now Anansi did not dwell on top of mountains anymore but it had found a permanent place of abode in a cave of Ashanti. And it was in the cave she told the homos sweet stories.
11. Now when Nyame waited for days without the return of his messengers, he sent five other messengers to it to know what it had done to his messengers. Now when the five messengers got to Anansi, it told them that the first four messengers had become its worshipper.
12. Now the five messengers did not wait to be enticed by the sweet words of Anansi. So they returned to tell Nyame what had happened to the first four meseengers. Now Nyame said, this haemaphrodite is seeking trouble and I shall give it what it seeks.
13. Now he said to fifteen of his warriors, I have heard that Anansi has fallen in love with a lowland dweller and it is already pregnant for him. Go and fetch that homo and bring him to me. Also, bring the wife of Anansi to me, for she has also been impregnated by Anansi.
14. So shall Anansi surrender to my terms if the loves of its life have been taken away. So the warriors of Nyame went and took Messa the husband of Anansi and Elinam the wife of Anansi forcefully.
15. Now Anansi could not rescue them or fight back because it was heavy with child in her womb. Then the messengers of Nyame came again and said, Nyame have said that you should change all your stories about the creation of the earth.
16. Tell them that I Nyame am the creator of the world and that I also gave you your story-telling talent. Let them know that you have told them lies before, then will I release your husband and wife to you. Now when the homos came to Anansi to hear her stories and to worship her, she began to say, Nyame is the actual creator of the world and not me. He is also the one from whom I got my story-telling talent after I have perfomed the impossible tasks he sent me to do.
17. So go and worship him and not me anymore. Now the homos began to gather at the hill of the land Kumasi where Nyame resided. And they worshipped him there. Now when Anansi went to the foot of the hill, Nyame came down to it and said, your husband and wife are with me.
18. I shall release them to you on only one condition; you will leave Kumasi and Ashanti with them and never return forever. So Anansi agreed because its lovers were captured by Nyame and it desired their freedom.
19. So Anansi, Messa and Elinam departed the land of Asanti and Kumasi and all its environs. And they went far away. There they gave birth to children and Anansi taught its children different languages which it knew.
20. So did Nyame gain ground as the creator god among the homo sapiens of the lands where he was being worshipped. And he died when he was ninety-two years of age. And his priests hid the knowledge of his death from the people while they continued to receive offerings of goats, cows and crops from them.
21. Now Anansi outlived Nyame, for it died when it was ninety-seven years of age. And its children were Kufo, Ado, Abu, Dzifa and Tema whom it had for Messa its husband. And the children which Elinam its wife had for it were Nungua, Sakod, Tafo, Atu, Yeka and Tampo.
22. And the children multiplied and they continued telling the stories which she had told them from generations to generations. And they told those stories with exaggerations when it passed from mouth to mouth.
23. And after many generations had passed, the actual identity of Anansi was missing. And she became a myth to the homos these days.