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Junia:
Yes in otems room

The problem is that you are short-sighted and you didn't see that everything is happening all at once. Your children have seen the doctufos, they have told their friends about it. Nigeria has abandoned yahweh and the bible is no more selling as it did; many thinkers and those who don't care about religion have become very many in Nigeria and all over the world, the toumims of the light of God is being fulfilled. Church buildings are shutting up, hospitals,research centres and health centres are becoming more everywhere in my country. Everybody is knowing himself as a god; the world is changing! Yahweh is still in his spiritual cage.
Nature be praised!

Junia:
it will not go far my guy. Go out and preach about it. Don't be selfish.

The truth is wingless but it shall fly--- Otem

Junia:
The real Christianity is increasing is you will not even a soul in Nairaland

The truth of the doctufos is for the future people. It is for them not to fall into the errors of yahweh and the other gods of religion, but to use their brains, worship no god and DO GOOD TO HUMANITY.

luvmijeje:
The above was my exact statement. Oga I didn't say it will happen to you. I said one of you will testify to his power before the end of April.

So what's your issue with my statement.

Mo gbe o: Chai! Xtians and lies are like Taribo West and Yobo
You quoted me specifically and made ur statement. So what do you mean by your post in the screenshot below?

luvmijeje:
I'm happy you opened this thread. This will also be a testimony against you.

You haven't said anything about the topic.
BTW, how can this stand as a testimony against me? Or are you trying to come up with another urim?

Junia:
Christianity is increasing everyday.
I witness anytime I get the opportunity.
Souls are always won for Christ.
Heaven always rejoice.

yes, christianity is increasing, but it is the kind of wilgrea7 christianity who agrees with me that the illusion of hell fire is no more in existence. The kind of Christianity where members hardly go to church or when they go to church they don't pay tithe. That's d kind of Christianity that will make pastors eventually abandon the church enterprises. I need more of such

luvmijeje:
Okayyyyy. So you opened a thread for my sake.... .. I'm honored o.

So Let me check what I said.

I opened the thread for the sake of people whom some pastors or so called prophets have picked on to tell them "Something will happen to you before the end of this month."

I want them to see the practical aspect of urim(threats, guesswork predictions) widely used by the religious people. I have had more than ninety urims like this in my e-mail address. Some Even told me that I would die that same night because I mocked yahweh their god.

Junia:
My mission is to tell the world about the glorious life in Jesus. Then change the world .

Oh, you want to change the world from a place containing brain users to the ones filled with sheeple? Go on, try it

Luvmijeje, here is the thread...

Martinez19:
whao, we agree on the same deception.

abi o. What is yahweh trying to hide ny stopping a storey building ?

Junia:
Christianity is no religion my guy. The fact that you see it as one means you are actually blind. satan has blinded you and is always deceiving you.
Jesus Loves You.

Okay, no problem. I am not in the world to argue whether Christianity is a religion or not, but my mission is to ridicule it and make the world see the childishness of the god of it and to assure the future people who are not yet born that they shall be born and they should not fear the evil threats of satan(Yahweh) who is currently in his spiritual prison.

So future people of year 2050 upward, know this beforehand; Yahweh is already in a spiritual prison, so live your life normally without fear. Do good and have rest of mind. God ALMIGHTY the one who installs your brain in your head hasn't made fire for any single soul after their death. Yahweh who made it has been bound spiritually and his illusion of fire has been quenched. Therefore rejoice and use your brain. Then develop the world, especially Africa. We shall meet again.

Junia:
Christianity is not a religion. It is bring called to enjoy intimate fellowship with God and have dominion on earth by grace.
Those who indulge in those stuffs are bunch of hypocrites.
They are just deceiving themselves and tarnishing their images.
I pray that God delivers them.
Jesus Loves You

It's not true, Christianity is a religion and its chief god is yahweh whom I have been ordained to reveal his father God Almighty who is not the God of any religion or the God of any tribe or people, but the God(maker) of all things.
May the light of God Almighty visit you quickly so that you could see beyond the man-made Christianity religion and stop the worship of fictitious jesus whose story is written to have some similarities with the story of Faulkin who died in Sodom-Egypt millions of years ago.

TANKDESTROYER:
God never created or establish a religion... religion is man made....

God is real.....

Exactly

This is a prescription for those whose religions are fueled through fear. From the DOCTUFOS OF truth, Oricha suggested how someone can reduce the amount of nightmares and death during sleeps.

DOCTUFOS: OTEM ERECTUS 28:9-11
9. And the dreams and nightmares which a homo fears more shall be the ones reoccurring the most. For what you fear is capable of killing you, but what you do not fear shall fear you and keep its distance from you.
10. The strength of a homo is a function of his fear and courage. More fear and less boldness makes a homo a coward, but more boldness and lesser fear makes him a king.
11. But lack of fear makes him a god. For a god who fears death is like drops of rainfall who fear to touch the ground, thinking that it was the end of their life.

Give it a try, don't fear anything. Don't fear this life, afterlife, accidents, sicknesses, hunger, etc and you will hardly experience any of them.

Martinez19:
Jewish bastards are very smart, they probably created that story to stop men from exploiting beyond the atmosphere. Why? They claimed God lives up there. Knowing that they were frauds, they had to stop people from investigating using the hoax that God will come against any investigator.
Another made up story is the story of Job. They probably figured out that people might become utterly dissatisfied with God over the bad things that happens in their lives and the fact that good people who are faithful God suffer the supposed lot of the wicked. So they invented the story of Job to keep you claim in the idiotic religion whatever your circumstances and how long it lasts.
The tower of babel and the story of Job are nonsensical and laughable in the light of modern science.

According to the DOCTUFOS OF events millions of years back:

DOCTUFOS: Nimshi 1: 9-30

9. Then Ephradite said, who told you that the earth is made hard for you by the pronouncement of Yahweh? I tell you the truth, the land of Eden is a swampy area, that is why it seems so pleasant. But in this part of the earth where he had put you, the land is hard because of the excessive sunlight which fell on it when your lord was bringing down destruction upon the whole earth.
10. Don't you know that four rivers flowed into the land of Eden to make it watered? Now tell me how such place shall not be a fertile land?
11. Then Nimshi said, what do you want with me?
12. And Ephradite replied, did your lord not tell you that his abode is in the cloud? Now tell me whether you would not want to be with him there also.
13. And Nimshi said, it is not of us to be with our lord in his abode. For we die to cease to live forever.
14. Then Ephradite said, I am not speaking of death, but I speak of building a house whose top could get into the cloud. Then shall you see the glory of your lord in it. Is his mansions in the cloud not built with gold and other shiny minerals?
15. Now when Nimshi heard this, he was tempted to listen more to Ephradite. Then he said, lord, how shall this be possible? You can see that I am only a farmer who knows nothing about laying the bricks.
16. Then did Ephradite say, go and bring your friends with you. And I shall teach you how to make the building.
17. Then did Nimshi tell some of his people. And they chose the land where Abel was killed to build upon. And the voice of Ephradite instructed them how to build.
18. And it came to pass that report got to Nymphidis in the land of Eden through one of the giant homos which he made. And he told Nymphidis and Largas everything.
19. And Nymphidis said to Lar.gas, if these homos should build their lands into the cloud, will they not discover that there is no heaven in it?
20. Then did Lar.gas say, what shall we do to stop them from making progress?
21. Then did Yahweh say, let us hypnotise them and give them amnesia. Then shall we speak different languages into the ears of each of them. And when they had woken up, they shall speak different languages, each of them, and they shall not be able to continue the building.
22. Now were gathered eighteen thousand souls in the land of Abel, waiting to see the completion of the building whose top would get to the cloud.
[b] 23. And Yahweh came into their midst with Largas, hiding inside the rays which the eyes of the homos could not see. And they blew into their noses a substance which causes sleep.
24. And they all slept off. Then did they whisper into their ears in groups of twenty. And they whispered up to nine hundred languages into their ears.
25. And Nimshi himself was away with Ephradite in the bush nearby. And he was amazed when he found them all asleep. And he woke them up and asked them why they slept.
26. And they answered him in different languages. For one spoke through his nose with his tongue in his cheek and another spoke with the vocal cord vibrating like the sound of a bell.
27. Then Nimshi could not understand what they spoke. Then he was left alone, because he alone spoke a language which none other in the part of his world understood.
28. And when the people had spoken to one another, each of them knew who spoke a language like himself.
29. Then the people began to share their land, because the languages are now many. And then did towns and villages begin to arise.
30. Now Nimshi felt greatly tormented, for he was the only homo-erectus who had no one to speak the same language with him.

Gullible sheeple

Topgainer:
Modified: Atheist like Catfish, Akintom, Bully, Otem and the rest should please keep off that thread.

I am not an atheist and I can't be one. I am Otem, one ordained to bring the knowledge of God Almighty the father of Yahweh, Allah, Vishnu, Atum etc to the whole world. Peace and love to the whole world.

analice107:
Brother, Ignore Otem, he is less that an rodent.

A rodent destroys. I have come to destroy the works of Yahweh (satan) and to bring the knowledge of his father to humanity and no god can stop me.

forgiveness:
He could turn out to be a Lion. I have met many of them.

Singing: I am a lion, I am a hero o ooo...

Are you still a Christian? If you are, then I think you are trying to wake up. It's the period of waking up.
The story about Elijah and Elisha in the bible is only an adulterated story of Elijah and Eliash in the periods of the Neanderthals. Most bible stories are actually adulterated version of things which happened millions of years back.

Here is the exact happening according to the DOCTUFOS OF TRUTH

DOCTUFOS: Tabioth 35:1-26

1. When it had been told Elijah, saying, Ab is dead, he arose and went to Jehu, saying, Jehu, have you not heard that Ab is dead? Now go and possess the whole land of Sumeria. 2. Go in your might, because you are a mighty homo. And you shall defeat the remnant of Ab. And Jezebaal also shall you defeat and all the forces with her. For she is it who destroyed many of the scribes of Yahweh. 3. Now when Jezebaal had heard of the death of Ab her husband, she declared, saying, O Rekem, arise and go forth against all the enemies of Ab who are in Sumeria. For they shall come suddenly upon me. 4. Then Rekem arose and sought after all the scribes of Yahweh. And all the soldiers which were followers of Yahweh. And Rekem pursued after Elijah until he had entered into a cave. 5. Now Rekem said, surround the cave which Elijah had entered. For he shall not escape this time. Then Rekem and all his hosts surrounded the cave which Elijah had hid himself. 6. Now when Elijah saw that he had no place, he said, the substance of smoke which I keep with me shall not do to help me escape this time, because they who seek after me are many. 7. So Elijah put off his robe and he was half-Unclad. And Elijah scraped the centre of his head such that he appeared bald. Now one of the homos of Rekem came in to Elijah and when he saw him, he thought to give out a shout. 8. But Elijah threw the sickle at him and it hung on his throat. And Elijah killed him and took his cloth. So did Elijah change his garment. 9. And he took the mantle of the dead homo and laid it upon himself for a covering. And his own garment and mantle did he lay upon his shoulder. 10. And Elijah saw how the sun came into the cave through an opening, therefore he set the glasses at the rays of the sun and placed his forehead beneath. 11. And there was great heat upon the forehead of Elijah such that it became black. And Elijah set the bare part of his head below the glasses and the rays of the sun from the glasses set upon his head and burnt it. 12. And he had the appearance of a bald homo. And Elijah set the homo of Rekem on fire and burnt him up. 13. Now Elijah came into the hands of the armies of Rekem and his appearance was like that of another. 14. Now when they had stopped him, saying, who are you? He said to them, I am Eliash, the son of Josafat, the king of Jew. 15. And they said, what is it that you have come here to do? And why do you carry the garment and the mantle of Elijah the Tishbite on your shoulder? Then he said, I fled from the battle when Ab and Josafat my father went after the homos of Syria. And I hid myself inside this cave(for it is the cave called Oreb where many homos hid themselves in the time of wars). 16. And when I had hid for a week, I said, let me return to my land, but when I would have departed, I saw Elijah the Tishbite, the enemy of your king. And he begged me, saying, let me hide in this cave, because Rekem the captain of the armies of Jezebaal has come after my life. 17. Then I killed Elijah and took off his cloth, which I lay upon my shoulder. And his mantle also have I taken. And of a truth, Elijah is burning in the fire which I have set upon him. 18. So the homos went and saw how he burnt. 19. And they were happy, knowing not that it was not Elijah who was burning. 20. And Rekem said, if we permit the ash of Elijah to remain in this cave, that shall be counted a death in honour for him. For it is also in the caves we bury our kings. 21. Therefore, let us set the burning body of him upon a chariot and let his ashes fall everywhere on the sands. For in the same manner which Rubab the son of Matok was killed when he spoke ill of Moloch in those days, so shall the body of Elijah be. 22. So they packed the remnant of the body of he whom they thought as Elijah into a chariot and when they had hit the horse with a rod, it fled. And the fire which it saw behind it in the chariot made the horse to flee even more. 23. For it fled in like manner as a fearful fowl which had got his feet entangled in some tentacles. 24. So did Jezebaal thought, saying, I have ended the life of Elijah the Tishbite, the terrorist of the land of Sumeria. Now shall I have rest of mind upon the land in my reign. 25. Now when the descendants of Ahijah the prophet of Toumim heard how Elijah was killed, they said among themselves, our brother is not dead. But the chariot had indeed taken him away to the heavens. 26. And this did they say until the days when Elijah himself came to visit them. And he told them, saying, I am Elijah, but now shall you call me so no more. For all who know me now call me Eliash, the son of Josafat, the king of Jew.

Chapter Twenty-Eight
1. When many people had seen how Oricha made Ananwureyi get well again, they began to come to him from every place to learn from him. And from Kodo to Ikoto and Tampa and Okeoja, even to Itaho did the homos seek after him.
2. And Oricha said, I am not a priest neither am I an herbalist, but I am one who have come on a mission to the earth to help those who are in need of help. And to teach those who lack wisdom.
3. I am a god and I shall perform my godly duties all the years of my life on earth.
4. And a god is not bound by death until his mission is fulfilled. For death is sent into exile until a god has fulfilled his mission.
5. If all the trees of the earth fall and all the rains of the cloud pour down to cause flood, he who is a god shall not perish with it if he has come with a very great mission to fulfill. But if he does not know that he is a god and he does not know what he came to do on earth, his spirit shall tend even to death more than life.
6. So shall he go to the other side quickly to go and know the secret about life and about his mission.
7. Now some homos said, you cure many sicknesses with unique and strange methods, but you do not fall sick yourself. Now tell us what is your secret.
8. And Oricha said, the diseases which a homo fears most are the ones which he shall get more easily. For fear attracts diseases.
9. And the dreams and nightmares which a homo fears more shall be the ones reoccurring the most. For what you fear is capable of killing you, but what you do not fear shall fear you and keep its distance from you.
10. The strength of a homo is a function of his fear and courage. More fear and less boldness makes a homo a coward, but more boldness and lesser fear makes him a king.
11. But lack of fear makes him a god. For a god who fears death is like drops of rainfall who fear to touch the ground, thinking that it was the end of their life.
12. But nothing can end, but all things recycle.
13. A homo was brought to Oricha for cure. And when he had checked him, he said, your sickness can be taken away by performing rigorous dances and chants. Therefore you shall go to the village square and dance and sweat away your sickness.
14. And while you dance, you shall chant.
15. A homo called Umeka came to Oricha and said, I am neither sick nor diseased, but I admire your great strength. Therefore I have come to ask this question, which no answer satisfactory enough has been given concerning it.
16. And Oricha said, ask your question. And Umeka said, how does the world come about? And Oricha said, our priests do not like when this kind of question is asked because the answer is beyond them.
17. But I like challenging questions such as this. For it makes me reason deep. Our stories have said that Ohomorihi created the world, but I think that it is more than that. For if Ohomorihi created the world, why did he die while the world which he created lives on?
18. And I reasoned again, saying, a creator may create something eternal while himself dies. For the thing which he creates is a part of him and as long as it lives, the creator of it is said to remain living also.
19. Now Umeka, here is my answer to your question; that which created the earth must be like the earth itself in appearance, therefore it does not sound well that a homo in the form of a flesh created it.
20. For I think that there was a whole which contains all things. And all things drifted apart from that whole. And so each thing gives birth to things which are similar to it.
21. But Umeka, do not cease to observe things yourself and things would become clearer day by day. But I know that the earth is not created by the power of flesh.

felixomor:
Keep writing your own "Neo-koranic" scriptures there
U will soon turn to Otem ......

in Falila's voice : What I do?

Junia:
Im a Christian so I have to tick Christianity. But I know its not a religion.

Junia:
I have. I mean those who did the forms don't know much so I just pardon their blushes. But I know Christianity is not a religion.

And you have to lie to fill Christianity in the form? Why can't you simply leave the form blank or possibly thick Islam or any other thing, since those ones are religions while Christianity isn't?