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asuustrike2009:
Yes he did and this is the reason. In the case of Ahab, God chose to using a lying spirit to accomplish His perfect and righteous plan (Psalm 18:30). The lying spirit will receive its punishment just as Ahab

asuustrike2009:
Eya! I understand your pain but I was in your shoes too until I saw a different perspective of religion that has build me up

Junia:
See how satan is deceiving you.
Repent

asuustrike2009:
We have seen many of your type ending in misfortune and tragedy because they were stubborn. Some late retract their steps after seeing fire while some remains adamant to Jehovah

asuustrike2009:
22 For three years there was no war between Aram and Israel. 2 But in the third year Jehoshaphat king of Judah went down to see the king of Israel. 3 The king of Israel had said to his officials, “Don’t you know that Ramoth Gilead belongs to us and yet we are doing nothing to retake it from the king of Aram?”

4 So he asked Jehoshaphat, “Will you go with me to fight against Ramoth Gilead?”

Jehoshaphat replied to the king of Israel, “I am as you are, my people as your people, my horses as your horses.” 5 But Jehoshaphat also said to the king of Israel, “First seek the counsel of the Lord.”

6 So the king of Israel brought together the prophets—about four hundred men—and asked them, “Shall I go to war against Ramoth Gilead, or shall I refrain?”

“Go,” they answered, “for the Lord will give it into the king’s hand.”

7 But Jehoshaphat asked, “Is there no longer a prophet of the Lord here whom we can inquire of?”

8 The king of Israel answered Jehoshaphat, “There is still one prophet through whom we can inquire of the Lord, but I hate him because he never prophesies anything good about me, but always bad. He is Micaiah son of Imlah.”

“The king should not say such a thing,” Jehoshaphat replied.

9 So the king of Israel called one of his officials and said, “Bring Micaiah son of Imlah at once.”

10 Dressed in their royal robes, the king of Israel and Jehoshaphat king of Judah were sitting on their thrones at the threshing floor by the entrance of the gate of Samaria, with all the prophets prophesying before them. 11 Now Zedekiah son of Kenaanah had made iron horns and he declared, “This is what the Lord says: ‘With these you will gore the Arameans until they are destroyed.’”

12 All the other prophets were prophesying the same thing. “Attack Ramoth Gilead and be victorious,” they said, “for the Lord will give it into the king’s hand.”

13 The messenger who had gone to summon Micaiah said to him, “Look, the other prophets without exception are predicting success for the king. Let your word agree with theirs, and speak favorably.”

14 But Micaiah said, “As surely as the Lord lives, I can tell him only what the Lord tells me.”

15 When he arrived, the king asked him, “Micaiah, shall we go to war against Ramoth Gilead, or not?”

“Attack and be victorious,” he answered, “for the Lord will give it into the king’s hand.”

16 The king said to him, “How many times must I make you swear to tell me nothing but the truth in the name of the Lord?”

17 Then Micaiah answered, “I saw all Israel scattered on the hills like sheep without a shepherd, and the Lord said, ‘These people have no master. Let each one go home in peace.’”

18 The king of Israel said to Jehoshaphat, “Didn’t I tell you that he never prophesies anything good about me, but only bad?”

19 Micaiah continued, “Therefore hear the word of the Lord: I saw the Lord sitting on his throne with all the multitudes of heaven standing around him on his right and on his left. 20 And the Lord said, ‘Who will entice Ahab into attacking Ramoth Gilead and going to his death there?’

“One suggested this, and another that. 21 Finally, a spirit came forward, stood before the Lord and said, ‘I will entice him.’

22 “‘By what means?’ the Lord asked. “‘I will go out and be a lying spirit in the mouths of all his prophets,’ he said. “‘You will succeed in enticing him,’ said the Lord. ‘Go and do it.’

23 “So now the Lord has put a deceiving spirit in the mouths of all these prophets of yours. The Lord has decreed disaster for you.”

24 Then Zedekiah son of Kenaanah went up and slapped Micaiah in the face. “Which way did the spirit from[a] the Lord go when he went from me to speak to you?” he asked.

25 Micaiah replied, “You will find out on the day you go to hide in an inner room.”

26 The king of Israel then ordered, “Take Micaiah and send him back to Amon the ruler of the city and to Joash the king’s son 27 and say, ‘This is what the king says: Put this fellow in prison and give him nothing but
but bread and water until I return safely.’”

28 Micaiah declared, “If you ever return safely, the Lord has not spoken through me.” Then he added, “Mark my words, all you people!”

asuustrike2009:
You're free to type this but when the consequence comes don't ask for help from same Yahweh you deny

asuustrike2009:
Read from the beginning of that passage before posting thrash

Junia:
There is nothing like by mistake.
It's either you are aware or you are not.

Junia:
He didn't commit anything like that

Junia:
So you've still not repented.
Do you understand at all.
If you tell your children not to go out at night, are you also bound to that advice ?? .. can't you go out at night ?

whitebeard:
I was never the creature of sense, but I am a good fan of crazy....!!

whitebeard:
I just no like make person they talk without proof, he they contribute to the level of abstinence from knowledge, u get right, which in turn is disturbing world peace

escodotman:
U sure God really wants that from you bro?? ''a pastor and a muslim cleric caught......'' and that has meant there are no true men of God and heavenly Churches out there anymore? Kontinu. People like this, when troubles & storms of the world come knocking, no one tells them before they fly to Church!

AvsGot007:
ever heard of GIN too?

'God's Identification Number'

dry GIN comes to mind and it's unhealthy, so I should run from it too

bionixs:
sorry,i am not shocked. Frustration could lead to a case like yours. You need a helping hand urgently. This is what we hear before a leap into the Canal. Whoever reads this knows you do have a case,if not the CHI that you said is a fool comes before your name. Call Him all you like,it doesnt change his status, ALL KNOWING GOD!

RealLordZeus:
Your issue before, I thought was just a matter of opening one's mind but with your current poo, all I can say is nice script. But nollywood will do better than this

Muafrika2:
Lies everywhere

bible: 1 King 22:22"'How will you do this?' the LORD asked. "And the spirit replied, 'I will go out and inspire all of Ahab's prophets to speak lies.' "'You will succeed,' said the LORD. 'Go ahead and do it.

Lamiri:
I go for clubbing, i tested cigarette when I was little even insulted my parents when they pissed me off but I finally realized that as human these are things common to us.
How can someone now tell me that a common insult is the same as killing someone therefore I go to hell and be tortured for eternity why?

DOCTUFOS: Adspiramen 12: 8-11


8. Do you call Yeshua a child? Yahweh laughed. Not at all Atum, for Yeshua is nothing different from some of the homos we made ourselves. Waldis is the only one we should consider as a child, for she had the kind of skin we have.
9.And Atum said, Keep you still(shut up), O Yahweh, for Waldis' father is yet unknown. Remember both you, Ephradite and Chimides all claimed the ownership of the female child in question of which led to a great fight between Ephradite and you.
10. And as Atum said this, Chimides and Ephradite heard him and said, Eartum, don't be deceived for we knew nothing about the birth of Waldis.
11. So Yahweh was vindicated and accepted as the right father of the lost daughter, Waldis

DOCTUFOS: 21. Faulkin(Yeshua) was of great stature as he grew. Soon we began to see Mother Earthus' womb rise again after a while.

22. We had no idea who impregnated her this time around but Murmoh said he had no idea who did this at this time.

23. Mother Earthus herself testified that she did not know who slept with her because she was probably drunk with wine from Chimides' vineyard.

24. It went down thus until Earthus gave birth to a female of her kind. She looked fair and beautiful enough that we were all tempted to claim it as ours.

25. Yahweh and Ephradite claimed they own it. Chimides claimed it too but I and Murmoh kept silent about it.

26. A great conflict ensued between Ephradite and Yahweh over the ownership of baby Waldis, according to the name she was called by Mother Earthus herself.

27. Yeshua himself loved baby Waldis so much that he fell in love with her.

28. Ephradite and Yahweh fought over the ownership of Waldis for over a decade.

29. Yahweh fought with fire, thunder and lightnings while Ephradite fought majorly with his reptiles--serpents and worms.

30. In the fight, Yahweh set his fire on Ephradite's serpents and worms but only the serpents died while the worms survived.

31. Ephradite began to think that the same thing which killed his beasts in space must have been responsible for the death of the serpents in the fire, but his worms did not die again in the fire too.

32. Their fights ended after Yeshua and Waldis were suddenly discovered missing.

DOCTUFOS: 21. Faulkin(Yeshua) was of great stature as he grew. Soon we began to see Mother Earthus' womb rise again after a while.
22. We had no idea who impregnated her this time around but Murmoh said he had no idea who did this at this time.
23. Mother Earthus herself testified that she did not know who slept with her because she was probably drunk with wine from Chimides' vineyard.
24. It went down thus until Earthus gave birth to a female of her kind. She looked fair and beautiful enough that we were all tempted to claim it as ours.
25. Yahweh and Ephradite claimed they own it. Chimides claimed it too but I and Murmoh kept silent about it.
26. A great conflict ensued between Ephradite and Yahweh over the ownership of baby Waldis, according to the name she was called by Mother Earthus herself.
27. Yeshau himself loved baby Waldis so much that he fell in love with her.
28. Ephradite and Yahweh fought over the ownership of Waldis for over a decade.
29. Yahweh fought with fire, thunder and lightnings while Ephradite fought majorly with his reptiles--serpents and worms.
30. In the fight, Yahweh set his fire on Ephradite's serpents and worms but only the serpents died while the worms survived.
31. Ephradite began to think that the same thing which killed his beasts in space must have been responsible for the death of the serpents in the fire, but his worms did not die again in the fire too.
32. Their fights ended after Faulkin and Waldis were suddenly discovered missing.

ngoremeka:
good day please can any body give me an example or explain to me how someone take GOD name in vain using our everyday behaviour in nigeria?

judedwriter:
Time will tell...

hopefulLandlord:
look at this novice!

why not head to the religion section and see how we've been toying with your imaginary friends (Jesus, Yahweh, Holy Spirit, Paul etc)?

do you know how many threats your ilks throw at me?

BTW where were these "Heavens" reaction when the metal bars in akwa ibom church started falling and crushing its members?

think! bro, think!!

mezebel:
respect God

doubleZ88:
yeah same thing they did to jesus. He was accused of many things but there were still people who believed him.

so as i said earlier, its left for u. either call it religious buhaha or true talk, its on u

Doctufos: DOCTUFOS: Adspiramen 7:11-20



11. Murmoh wept and trembled as he entered in with Mother Earthus and slept with her, thereby taking away her long-kept virginity.

12. Murmoh was cold after doing it and he wept as he felt great power had gone out of him. He told it to us and we all laughed.

13. How was the taste of it? Nymphidis asked playfully.

14. I felt I have lost some of my powers, Murmoh complained.

15. What use is power to you, O Murmoh? Nymphidis raised up his voice. You only store power without using them.

16. Murmoh kept silent for a week in sorrow for he felt guilty doing it with Earthus.

17. Earthus soon began to have her womb rise up and we feared that the liquid released into her body by Murmoh was only a poison to her soul.

18. We were all amazed when a giant homo with furs arose. Earthus had given birth.

19. The furs were dark like scarlet and the creature seemed too ugly for our liking. He had some resemblance to Murmoh who was black in complexion too(the only one among us who was having a dark complexion).

20. Thus we had the first homo to be born by flesh and not by the impact of the bang. He is called Faulkin(Yeshua), the firstborn of all creatures

johnwizey:
Oga i need your kind of weed for my landlord