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Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by Nobody: 6:01pm On Jun 19, 2017
OtemAtum:
Are u trying to say that you have never filled Christianity as your religion on any registration or admission form before
I have. I mean those who did the forms don't know much so I just pardon their blushes. But I know Christianity is not a religion.
Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by OtemAtum: 7:19pm On Jun 19, 2017
Junia:

I have. I mean those who did the forms don't know much so I just pardon their blushes. But I know Christianity is not a religion.
grin And you have to lie to fill Christianity in the form? Why can't you simply leave the form blank or possibly thick Islam or any other thing, since those ones are religions while Christianity isn't?
Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by Nobody: 7:47pm On Jun 19, 2017
OtemAtum:
grin And you have to lie to fill Christianity in the form? Why can't you simply leave the form blank or possibly thick Islam or any other thing, since those ones are religions while Christianity isn't?
Im a Christian so I have to tick Christianity. But I know its not a religion.
Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by OtemAtum: 8:11pm On Jun 19, 2017
Junia:

Im a Christian so I have to tick Christianity. But I know its not a religion.

grin cheesy
Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by bennyann: 9:06am On Jun 21, 2017
OtemAtum:
Even as I am, I don't fornicate and I don't even support the idea of doing it so(except to your girlfriend whom you are committing your life to. I don't also support or oppose virginity(though I myself am a virgin) cheesy However, everybody is entitled to his own way of life.

But Yahweh, Yahweh It was a shock to me how some gods give law without practising it themselves. That's Yahweh for you my people. He gave the Jews and Sheeple these laws:

1. Don't be jealous - - but himself is a jealous guy
2. Don't be angry--but himself is always angry (a saddist) undecided
3. Don't kill--he killed more than any other god or human
4. Now DON'T FORNICATE/COMMIT ADULTERY

See an account of the Fornication Of Yahweh:





So you're saying you're more righteous than God? Was it in your book it was written he fornicated? I'm sure you're talking about someone else.

But when it comes to the creator of everything, you can never understand because you've created no one yourself and even your father knows that. You never used any part of yourself to create another so you can never feel what the creator feels.

Tell your father to keep dreaming of taking God's place cos we have limited time.

I know he has taught you a lot like calling darkness, light. Calling evil, good. Calling Jesus, Satan and the rest. If he can teach you all these, tell him to go correct God himself since he knows Him better.

I don't even understand you, the god you said you've put in bondage, why troubled about his actions till now? undecided

And when will you finish writing your doctufos? Make sure you really guard your soul against your god once you're done.

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Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by OtemAtum: 12:37pm On Jun 21, 2017
bennyann:


So you're saying you're more righteous than God? Was it in your book it was written he fornicated? I'm sure you're talking about someone else.

But when it comes to the creator of everything, you can never understand because you've created no one yourself and even your father knows that. You never used any part of yourself to create another so you can never feel what the creator feels.

Tell your father to keep dreaming of taking God's place cos we have limited time.

I know he has taught you a lot like calling darkness, light. Calling evil, good. Calling Jesus, Satan and the rest. If he can teach you all these, tell him to go correct God himself since he knows Him better.

I don't even understand you, the god you said you've put in bondage, why troubled about his actions till now? undecided

And when will you finish writing your doctufos? Make sure you really guard your soul against your god once you're done.

After putting Evans in prison, his matter still makes frontpage. That's the situation here Bennyann. Yahweh is in bondage, but I talk about him, what's the big deal.

I didn't say I am more righteous than the GREATEST ENERGY, THE HIGHEST CONSCIOUSNESS, THE FATHER OF Yahweh, but I have only said that I am more righteous than Yahweh the monster.

The light of God Almighty will shine upon you. cool
Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by OtemAtum: 4:54pm On Jun 27, 2017
grin
Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by Oloruntobi4382(m): 5:27pm On Jun 27, 2017
Yahweh also fvcked Enoch daughter-in-law.
Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by OtemAtum: 6:50pm On Jun 27, 2017
Oloruntobi4382:
Yahweh also fvcked Enoch daughter-in-law.
how?
Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by Oloruntobi4382(m): 9:03pm On Jun 27, 2017
OtemAtum:
how?
Actually i don't know how he used his deek
Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by OtemAtum: 10:02pm On Jun 28, 2017
Oloruntobi4382:
Actually i don't know how he used his deek
cheesy
Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by OtemAtum: 5:43pm On Jul 15, 2017
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Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by geoworldedu: 5:49pm On Jul 15, 2017
Yahweh's diick must be very strong. I can imagine those diicks pestle-shaped heads. Yahweh's diick must be full of hair too. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by sonmvayina(m): 7:10pm On Jul 15, 2017
Junia:

I have. I mean those who did the forms don't know much so I just pardon their blushes. But I know Christianity is not a religion.

It is a personal relationship with a Jewish ghost or zombie...

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Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by frubben(m): 7:31pm On Jul 15, 2017
Junia:

All the examples he gave are related to man.
There is nothing wrong with a creater killing His creations.
No one can qyestion Him.
by trying to be intelligent, u are causing more damage to Christianity

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Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by Nobody: 8:34pm On Jul 15, 2017
frubben:
by trying to be intelligent, u are causing more damage to Christianity
Thats what you actually think.
If I invent something, I have the right to destroy it and no one can question me.
Is it true or not ?

Bkos you are anti - Christianity, your wisdom will disappear. You will say its not true.

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Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by OtemAtum: 4:50pm On Aug 03, 2017
Junia:

Thats what you actually think.
If I invent something, I have the right to destroy it and no one can question me.
Is it true or not ?

Bkos you are anti - Christianity, your wisdom will disappear. You will say its not true.

undecided
Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by OtemAtum: 12:29am On Aug 17, 2017
frubben:
by trying to be intelligent, u are causing more damage to Christianity

So true
Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by YahwehPenis: 10:54am On Aug 19, 2017
This op lies. Hw can yahweh forknicate without me? I am d preek of yahweh & I didn't forknicate.

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Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by OtemAtum: 11:30am On Aug 19, 2017
YahwehPenis:
This op lies. Hw can yahweh forknicate without me? I am d preek of yahweh & I didn't forknicate.

Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by geoworldedu: 11:01am On Aug 22, 2017
YahwehPenis:
This op lies. Hw can yahweh forknicate without me? I am d preek of yahweh & I didn't forknicate.
Who is this one again?
Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by Ahasco(m): 3:39pm On Aug 22, 2017
How i wish people could just realise the the truth and stop all unnecessary arguement about religion, christianity and all forms of deities. Only those who have been searching for the deepest secrets of all hidden lies in the bible will be set free and free indeed, the moment they seek the truth
Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by YahwehPenis: 3:47pm On Aug 22, 2017
geoworldedu:
Who is this one again?
As my name implies am d cumming king.
Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by oaroloye(m): 9:44pm On Aug 22, 2017
MISHIGAS!

Here, we thought DRUNKEN STYLE only applied to Kung Fu...

So... It also applies to WRITING?
Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by OtemAtum: 1:29pm On Apr 07, 2018
oaroloye:
MISHIGAS!

Here, we thought DRUNKEN STYLE only applied to Kung Fu...

So... It also applies to WRITING?

lol...this is the first time you wrote very briefly and straight to the point. Bravo.

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Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by OtemAtum: 2:08pm On Apr 13, 2018
Life o life... deep secret
Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by geoworldedu: 12:56pm On Apr 18, 2018
OtemAtum:
Life o life... deep secret
I thought you would have been dead by now for calling the christian god a fornicator.
Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by OtemAtum: 1:36pm On Apr 19, 2018
geoworldedu:
I thought you would have been dead by now for calling the christian god a fornicator.
Can a bondman touch a free man?

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Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by 0temSapien: 1:25pm On May 13, 2018
Hmm
Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by OtemAtum: 6:16pm On Jul 07, 2018
Hmm
Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by geoworldedu: 6:02pm On Aug 22, 2018
Hmm... so Yahweh also fornicated. Chai!

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Re: The Fornication Of Yahweh by OtemAtum: 2:56pm On Oct 13, 2018
geoworldedu:
Hmm... so Yahweh also fornicated. Chai!
It's the truth.

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