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obainojazz:
OtemAtum is " rub my pussy then"
He should be god of pussy then.. when other gods were thinking of features to add on Eve's body.. he came up with the pussy part

GasAndOilTheory:
hahahha see chronicles sha...


I have been a big fan of yours since 2016. I remember the moniker .Goddys: too that said you will beg to eat but the guy ended up on another thread begging to eat. Life is an irony I suppose.

Those threads back then were a funny place to be. Needless to say I even won some recharge cards on your thread

Ibime:
Over to your apostle gensteejay to abridge it for us while we crack on with more productive pursuits.

Ibime:
In all thy gaining, gain wisdom.

Why should I spend all my time reading a book you claim is twice as long as the Bible and Qur'an combined when I can already see from the first page it is predicated on a rip off of Greek MYTHS.

If OtemAtum care to shorten it to a more concise book, I wouldn't mind taking it on holiday like any other work of fiction to be read leisurely while lying on the beach sipping daquiris and pina coladas. That's what you do with unprofitable literature having paid for the holiday with money earned from reading PROFITABLE literature.

Nezzjnr:
4evergod is still on nairaland but with a different moniker

I was disappointed

Ibime:
Guy, the Otem book is a great literary work of art modelled on the Bible but incorporating advances in science since then. My nigga even had his own version of Songs of Solomon.

While being a nice literary work which borrows from the Bible, Greek mythology, Ancient Egyptian beliefs and science, my question to you is why you brought it here to tell us about Faulkin, Nymphidis and co and present it as fact?

OtemAtum should be given a book deal and lauded for an outstanding feat of literary imagination, but you who believed and took it as fact should be flogged. In the words of Skimpledawg, I'm sorry.

Oasis007:


See as dem dey cyber-bully god and his beloved Son. Una no go make Atum's Heaven.

Oasis007:


"For OtemAtum so loved Chelsea Thread, that he gave his only begotten Son - gensteejay, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."

Otem Ereclitus 7:6 (latest Revelation).

larride:
Hundreds of thousands of years ago, there was Nuremberg, Germany.

Sniper4real:
Abeg, i fit get the pdf of that otem book

afrodoc:
Haa!

So you mean Otem and Atum will rapture Gensteejay and leave the rest of us?

nihilistjnr:
Plot twist: Genteesjay has been using us to catch trips with an elaborate joke, and he is actually the Otem Sapiens.

afrodoc:
Imagine!
A god that could cage Allah and Jehovah but can’t free ordinary Mubarak Bala.

What a phucking disgrace!

Oasis007:


I wasn't happy when Otem declared himself as a Chelsea Fan. I began to envy Chelsea, like - they have a god already in their midst while we are bunch of Humans on the United Thread.

Hold and behold, I have found out from the good Book of Otem that; our own Eph12 (Ephradite) and Larride (Largas) are fûckin gods..... LMAO!

larride:
Apparently, he caged allah and yeshua 4 years ago.


OtemAtum, what were they doing all these years before you caged them? I thought these were things that happened billions of year ago?

donjazet:
I have just been laughing my ass off for the last 1 hour WTF!
Is this guy deluded or what?

larride:
Las las Na this night gensteejay go denounce OtemAtum.

Ibime:
Holy Lord Atum, when you said we are free to yansh as we like, why it come be say na Nihilist come happy pass?

BLUELemon:
dear lord otem abeg donate that money ibime wann pay to me. You are a god otem. Gods need no money but fulfilment. Attachment to the physical is a detachment from the spiritual

Segedinho:
There is a supreme being powerful enough to cage Yahweh and Allah abd reveal it to but insensitive enough to reveal things more important.

Elnino4ladies:
Atum LMFAO I have known this guy for years on religion section

Segedinho:
Atum no reveal the vaccines for covid 19 to you,na how to bring back your so-called extinct languages be him top priority..

What about if you come die,who will be the next in line for the "texts" revelations

Or are you immortal as well

Ibime:
Otem, based on this passage of your holy book, surely you can give us 20 sure odds?

Ibime:
No baba, I must pay for this oh.

Don't you have something on Amazon that I can purchase?