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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by OtemAtum: 8:55pm On Jun 06, 2020
larride:
So which plane of existence did Atum cage allah and yeshua? cheesy
Let me take it from here. Yahweh and Allah are caged in a vacuum. You may want to consult them from the address of their cage though.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by OtemAtum: 8:54pm On Jun 06, 2020
larride:
Pls send it to our guy gensteejay. He needs it.


All hail Atum the great. cheesy
Atum doesn't need hailings. He needs you to use your head wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by OtemAtum: 8:50pm On Jun 06, 2020
HOMOTOYOSI10:
This is how Airmark, Afrodoc and the Chelsea crew will apologize to Otem Atum after the trumpet sounds and they all see geestenjay in Atum's heaven...
Any trumpet that sounds should be the trumpets of the popular dancing "coffin bearers". You can't wait for a fictitious being to come and blow the trumpet. You've got to wait forever. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by OtemAtum: 8:48pm On Jun 06, 2020
larride:
When is Atum going to reveal more things about the universe? We need gensteejay engaged pls. cry
Revelations of the truth of the universes are always available. You can check the thread to see the latest update. You haven't even read it once. You must have judged the book by its cover.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by OtemAtum: 8:21pm On Jun 06, 2020
Segedinho:
Otem was a god

But gods neva die,so mr otem reincarnated thru atum

So in a bid to respect this "fallacy"he added otem to his name making it OtemAtum just like jesus of ogbomosho.

So you are chatting with a god in the name of OtemAtum who is currently teaching his disciple (gent) how to perform miaga .

U can easily get 200 odd from either the recarnated gods "itself" or his only disciple Mr gents.

A god that can cage allah and Jehovah,will gladly and easily gv u 200 odds with no burnt sacrifice



All hail OtemAtum
meme you badt grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by OtemAtum: 5:15pm On Jun 06, 2020
afrodoc:
So OtemAtum your teacher that taught you all this rubbish also said that he locked Yahweh and Allah in a cage.
grin grin grin grin grin
And you are a spokesperson for the two prisoners, right cool
Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by OtemAtum:
Chapter Seventeen
1. Katherina was a female homo sapiens born in the 281,445th year of the homo sapiens era in Nuremberg in Germany.
2. Now Katherina began to feel like a male when she was only five years old. She associated with the males and thought in her soul that she was one of them.
3. In those days, when Katherina was twenty years, she was caught playing with Emily a female counterpart, same as a man plays sexually with a woman.
4. Then the people of Nuremberg were afraid because they thought that their god would send them the plague again. Therefore they took hold of them and cast them in a prison.
5. Now while Katherina and Emily were in the prison, the father of Emily died and she became an orphan. But the father of Katherina had disowned her few years before, because he thought that she was possessed by a demon as her mother died in labour to give birth to her.
6. For Rudolf his father had called in several clergies to cast out the demons she was supposedly carrying but there was no change.
7. Therefore he did not care for her anymore, but he gave her a lot of money to take care of herself in a separate place. Then Katherina, lacking parental care, began to do things on her own ever since she was sixteen years.
8. Now the keeper of the prison approached the cell at night to rape the ladies, but Katherina overpowered him and took Emily out of the prison.
9. Then she locked him in the prison and escaped. Then it was declared in Nuremberg that two female prisoners had fled, therefore everyone was on the look out for them.
10. Now Katherina changed her attire and put on a male dress. Then she made a Love Machine and strapped it with a string to her waist.
11. Then she said to Emily, if anyone ask you who you are, tell them that you are my sister. So Katherina and Emily began to make an escape towards Speyer.
12. Now when they were at the border, they were asked for their identities. Then Katherina claimed that they were two daughters of a merchant named Hetzeldorfer.
13. So they were allowed to pass through. Then they settled at Speyer and began to live together. Now Katherina continued to live as a man and have sex with Emily with her dil'do.
14. And to her, it was normal. For she felt that she was a male in her soul. For even her physical appearance appeared like that of a male and her voice did not so much differ from a male voice.
15. Now a time came that suitors began to come for Emily to marry her, because they had heard that the man whom she lived with was her brother and not her husband.
16. Then Emily said to Katherina, it is the truth that you have helped me and saved my life back in Nuremberg and we have been living together as if we are couples.
17. But I need a child of my own. Therefore let me go and get married so that I can bear children and have a family.
18. Now when Katherina heard this, she was sorrowful. Then she broke down in tears. Then she said, Emily, it is quite painful for me to let go of you.
19. But what can I do? You are free to go, but do not forget me. It is only by this Love Machine which I use that I can get sexually aroused and only with a lady.
20. Now how do I find a lady in this place who will accept me for whom I am? Who will believe that a male is trapped inside the body of a female as I am?
21. But you my sister should live here continuously until you get married. For this is your home anytime. And as for having sex with you, I shall no more do it because you need to be clean for the man who shall marry you.
22. So Katherina and Emily lived together thenceforth without having any sexual intercourse.
23. Now when the sexual urge came upon Katherina, she began to be worried. Then at that time, an acquaintance of Emily named Ennel entered the house. Then Katherina tried to lure her to have sex with her.
24. Then Ennel said, what are you trying to do Katherino? Am I not a friend of your wife? How can you try to lure the friend of your wife into sex?
25. Now Katherina broke down into tears and said, we were couples before, but now we are siblings. I know that it might be strange and hard for you to believe, but in truth I am a woman in my body but a man in my soul. Therefore I dressed myself like a man and performed like a man.
26. Emily will be getting married soon, so I am worried because I shall have no one to be my wife anymore.
27. Now Ennel began to leak the secret which Katherina told her. For she promised to get a woman for her to marry, thereby making Katherina confide in her further.
28. Now when Ennel delayed in getting her a lady to have sex with, she went out to seek by herself. Then she enticed a woman named Else, who was the wife of a man named Wendel.
29. Now Katherina enticed Else when her husband was not at home. Then she had sex with her with the Love Machine which she had made.
30. Now Else loved Katherina so much because she cared for her more than her own husband. Then Katherina proposed to her and she accepted, saying, if men could be allowed to practise polygamy why should women be denied the right to engage in polyandry?
31. Now Katherina felt the need to reveal her true identity to Else. When she did, the woman got angry and sent him away, saying, how could you make me commit this abomination?
32. It has not been heard in Speyer that a woman and another woman have sexual affairs. And you invented a manhood which is as large as a cucumber. You must be the devil himself
33. Now Katherina sought after another lady whose name was Schoeckenspönn and made sexual advances to her. Then she accepted and they played love together.
34. Now the husband of Schoeckenspönn had travelled out of Speyer for a long time such that she thought that he was dead.
35. Now Katherina did not want to reveal her true identity to her because she feared that she would also abandon her.
36. Now Else felt jealous when she saw Katherina with her new lover. Then she invited her to her home once more and asked for sex.
37. Now Ennel had monitored the movement of Katherina so much that she had enough evidence. And she had made mention of her to many people.
38. Then Katherina was held and brought before the judges of the land who were religious-minded. And they took also Else, Schoeckenspönn and Emily.
39. Then Katherina said, I alone should be judged because if I had not come to Existence, all these things would not have occured.
40. Take all others by their own words and do not touch them, for I alone am the culprit. I am the one who lives in a wrong body.
41. And I invented a male organ for myself with which to perform my manly duties. But I belong to a time where this is not a norm, so I shall pay for it with my life.
42. But I crave a time in the future when people like me will be left to fulfill their sexual desires which seems unnatural to the world but natural to them.
43. For the world is large enough for anyone to live peacefully in it and allow others to also live peacefully as long as one do not disturb the other.
44. For I was neither a thief, nor am I a murderer, but today I have been subjected to a harsh judgement befitting only a murderer.
45. Now Katherina was judged and her judgement was that she should be drowned in the Rhine river at Speyer. So she was drowned, but Else and Schoeckenspönn were sent on exile.
46. But Emily and her would-be husband had fled the land earlier, after she was granted leniency by the court when Katherina testified against herself that she had kidnapped and forced Emily to have sex with her all the while.
47. For Katherina said so in order to protect her from prosecution and punishment.
48. Now Emily went to the Rhine river every day to see if she would discover the corpse of Katherina. Then she did see it after one week.
49. Then she took her and buried her remains in her secret home in Speyer without even the knowledge of her husband.
Christianity Etc › Re: William Kumuyi Celebrates His 79th Birthday by OtemAtum: 2:30pm On Jun 06, 2020
boom99:
Thank God I was brought up in deeperlife but there is one powerful group in that church DLSO. This group helped me more. So many churches I later went to preàch mainly prosperity. These pastors dont even care if u fornicate etc.

Its high time we went back to the ancient path
The archaic part you mean undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: William Kumuyi Celebrates His 79th Birthday by OtemAtum: 2:29pm On Jun 06, 2020
LikeCool:
So this is the man that solely deceived millions of Nigerians into believing some awkward traditions. From not watching Television, to not putting on earing, to covering the ear totally, to wearing of apron, to rolling on dirty water. sad
The man is a great deceiver. Deceivers are many in the land.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by OtemAtum: 2:24pm On Jun 06, 2020
afrodoc2:
But how do we reconcile the fact that the great OtemAtum himself said Jesus was fictitious and never existed while his student the erudite Gensteejay said he learnt from OtemAtum's book that Jesus came to Ife to learn magic from Eshu.

What a conundrum.
A character billions of years back came to Africa to learn magia. Homosapiens unconsciously patterned their stories after characters who are long dead. Paul wrote stories of Jesus and gave it the character of that being who came to Africa with exaggerations. You can't be outside a text of millions of words and expect to grab the whole of it in a flash. You need to read.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by OtemAtum: 2:19pm On Jun 06, 2020
Segedinho:
Clowns indeed

Oga and pikin gats to go head to head on this

Probably there is an advanced OtemAtum's book wriiten by OtenAtum and yet to be read by OtemAtum.
The picture is funny. That goat's got gut grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by OtemAtum: 8:07am On Jun 06, 2020
airmark:
grin grin

Thank you the ancestor.

Meanwhile, you need to learn how to be a good teacher, next time you come to this world.

Gensteejay, ciao.
Can you teach me? cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by OtemAtum: 10:23pm On Jun 05, 2020
airmark:
grin

Are you the great Otem, the guyman, that saw Christ learning magic those years?

I hail o, gensteejay's ancestor. Nice to meet you. grin
How can fictitious Jesus learn magic? Faulkin of the past world was the guy who learnt magic billions of years ago. The current Christ is a mere fictitious product.
Christianity Etc › Re: Time Jehovah Has Spent In His SPIRITUAL Prison by OtemAtum(op): 7:44am On Jun 05, 2020
Jehovah has spent 3 years, 9 months and 5 days in his spiritual cage.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by OtemAtum: 7:42am On Jun 05, 2020
airmark:
Oh my bad, i was actually talking about Koto Orun.

Iya Gbonkan - Koto Orun's Otem. grin

Popular Yoruba actress Margaret Bandele Olayinka also known as Iya Gbonkan who revealed how she was almost killed after acting as a dreaded witch in the movie “Koto Orun” that shut her into stardom also opened up on how she dealt with the witch who tried to initiate her into their coven, which eventually led to the witch’s death.

The veteran thespian in the interview with “Japagogo TV” revealed that she used a turning stick (Oregun in Yoruba) to hit the witch while she approached her at 12 midnight bathing naked.

“After i told the witch i was not interested because i have a God. She kept on troubling me every 12 midnight. The night i dealt with her, i was bathing in the veranda, since i knew she would come at midnight, i already held a turning stick, as she approached me i asked; hey “Abangada” the deceitful bird. the cruel bird what do you want? As she wanted to peck me i hit her with the turning stick. the side where i hit her made her sick from then till her death.

I hope gensteejay won't ask for video evidence. ;
Same style of story telling. A witch died by ordinary hit from a turning stick. Maybe the definition of witch is weakness if she couldn't save her life from ordinary blow from a turning stick. People can lie a lot and you know what, you won't believe that the world can thrive on lies for centuries and nobody cares. Hmm.
Christianity Etc › Re: Time Jehovah Has Spent In His SPIRITUAL Prison by OtemAtum(op): 10:07am On Jun 04, 2020
Jehovah has spent 3 years, 9 months and 4 days in his spiritual cage.
Christianity Etc › Re: How Long Will Jehovah Remain In His Spiritual Cage? by OtemAtum(op): 10:04am On Jun 04, 2020
gensteejay:
Sent you a mail.
Ok , I'll check
Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by OtemAtum: 3:43am On Jun 04, 2020
Chapter Sixteen
1. Celso Alexander was a male homosapiens born in a land now found in Greece. He was born in the 281,450th year of the homo sapiens era, which was also called the 1450CE.
2. Celso was only ten years when he began to spot the numerous errors of his religion. Then he told his father saying, I am ashamed to have a man like our god as my god.
3. He does not seem to have human compassion. If he truly condemns people to hell fire without reversing his decisions forever, then it is either our god is the devil himself or he is an unstable being.
4. Now his father kept him silent and hit him hard, saying, why do you want to bring the wrath of our god upon us?
5. Now Celso said again, father, you are more righteous than our god. For you can never throw me in the fire for any reason.
6. And you can never allow me to be burnt at the stake for whatever evil you think that I have done.
7. But the god you serve is a beast who assures that he will subject people to eternal fire.
8. Now when his father continued to hear Celso condemn the doctrines of Christianity, himself began to have a rethink.
9. Then he soon admitted to his son that he was right. However, he said to him, son do not go about condemning the doctrines of the Christians because you will be killed.
10. Rather, observe it in your mind and let no one know it. For it is better to save your life than lose it over a matter of belief.
11. Now when Celso was of age, he refused to attend church services, declaring himself as a humanist. He also refused to own a rosary.
12. Then he made writings which contradicted the things upheld by the church. Now in one of his books, he wrote eight hundred errors of the bible.
13. He challenged the bible doctrines and the Catholic setup, declaring fearlessly that the bible was not needed because it was used for controlling minds.
14. Celso also stated in his book that Jesus was a fictitious character of Roman origin.
15. Then they caught him and said to him, your cup is full and you shall die. For what authority do you have to challenge our doctrine?
16. So Celso was tied to a pole and beaten to death. Then all his books which he had written concerning Christianity were burnt up.
Christianity Etc › Re: How Long Will Jehovah Remain In His Spiritual Cage? by OtemAtum(op):
It is 996 years, 2 months, 3 weeks and 3 days left for Jehovah to leave his spiritual cage. Eyes keep opening day after day.
Christianity Etc › Re: Time Jehovah Has Spent In His SPIRITUAL Prison by OtemAtum(op): 12:51pm On Jun 03, 2020
Jehovah has spent 3 years, 9 months and 3 days in his spiritual cage.
Christianity Etc › Re: How Long Will Jehovah Remain In His Spiritual Cage? by OtemAtum(op):
It is 996 years, 2 months, 3 weeks and 6 days left for Jehovah to leave his spiritual cage. Eyes keep opening day after day.
Christianity Etc › Re: Time Jehovah Has Spent In His SPIRITUAL Prison by OtemAtum(op): 4:27am On Jun 01, 2020
Jehovah has spent 3 years, 9 months and 1 day in his spiritual cage.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Sin? by OtemAtum: 4:53pm On May 31, 2020
ume1000:
I did rather say Jesus caused a married woman whom was using contraceptives in order not to get pregnant
If the tree is barren and fictitious Jesus cursed it, then he is likely to also curse a barren woman too. Fictitious Jesus must be a saddist grin
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Sin? by OtemAtum: 2:16pm On May 31, 2020
ume1000:
if you don't know a fight tree is supposed to bear fruits what would you know
Do you curse a barren woman? Fictitious Jesus just cursed a barren tree grin
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Sin? by OtemAtum: 1:24pm On May 31, 2020
ume1000:
the tree was not productive

It was wasting the nutrients of the soil for a long time

Just like our politicians (the fig tree), instead of doing the right thing(fuster development and bear fruits ) they choose the direct opposite while wasting the limited resources (nutrients in the fight tree case and our revenue in Nigeria's case)

So what would you have the farmer (God )do to the unproductive fig tree (greedy leaders)
Note "they intentionally decided to be unproductive "

Bless or curse them
fictitious Jesus must be a stomach infrastructure person. Are all trees supposed to bear edible fruits? Do you know the amount of oxygen the tree was supplying to the villagers?
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Sin? by OtemAtum: 1:20pm On May 31, 2020
chucks185:
your are funny
But I stated the truth
Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by OtemAtum: 10:40am On May 31, 2020
gensteejay:
I can't argue with you about this...

However, there's a lot of wisdom in the highlighted part of the post.

I have another question: On our planet, there have been races and sub-races of humanity/human-like beings. As you rightly said, we've had the era/epoch of the gods and goddesses, followed by the period of Nephilim and nephilia, anakims, homo erectus, and other human species (relatively unpopular/unknown), and currently homo sapiens.

Definitely, just as the past species/beings, homo sapiens will face extinction someday, and a new race/species of humans will arise.

Some people have proposed that they will be a race of superhumans (homo deus) created by intelligent design. Some scientists (humanists) have been working on designing a new, "much better and powerful" robotic body for humans using technologies, such as robotics, AI, and the likes, where the brain will be moved into such a body at the end of a person's life, and the individual can continue their existence on earth.

The scientists aim to make humans immortal in a series of programs, known as Project 2045 (http://2045.com/)

Do you think this looks good for humanity? The scientific understanding of things like death, consciousness (soul) is low and that there are still a number of parts of light and sound humans (and scientists) can't see/detect; it's also possible some other parts are unknown yet. Considering all these, and the obvious elitist agenda in the project, it's easy to think that such programs could threaten the existence of humanity and bring homo sapiens much closer to their end (extinction).

Do you think such fears are unfounded?
The earth is in for changes. We have only limited time to spend here and then move on. So it's not a problem to a soul being if the species of humans to be on earth changes from homosapiens to others. The point is that we will still keep existing forever. So we will be somewhere else. Our bodies are not us but our souls. The earth and every other planets of the universes are meant to be changed, modified and remodified forever. Change is the only constant thing. But I will not advocate artificial extinction of human races. This will mean working against nature.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Sin? by OtemAtum: 10:06am On May 31, 2020
ma373733:
my guy you're well read .I thought it's only me that use my headgringringringrin

They won't agree because they're not truthful
See Boko Haram for instance. It is a sin to them if they don't go and kill people (Jihad). It is also a sin to Yahweh if you don't pay your tithe and offerings to scammers.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Sin? by OtemAtum: 9:58am On May 31, 2020
Jokerman:
Clown angry
Rhymes with your username grin
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Sin? by OtemAtum: 9:48am On May 31, 2020
Sin is a religious thing. It is when you do things that religious gods do not like. For example, when Yahweh commanded Saul to murder someone and he refused to do so. Then it became a sin. When the ark wanted to fall and somebody held it so that it will not fall, Yahweh slaughtered him because it is a sin to him.
Sin is subjective. What is a sin to Allah may not be a sin to Yahweh. What is a sin to Vishnu may not be a sin to Brahma.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by OtemAtum:
gensteejay:
Please, what's your view about the concept of ẹ́sàn (karma) in Yoruba in the light of the highlighted part of your post above?
Karma is a religious concept. It works by chance or coincidence and it's likely to work because of human imperfections. Like one cannot always get 100% in all examinations he has ever been doing. For example, a criminal might have fifty successful robbery operations, but due to his imperfection, he might end up making a mistake in the fifty-first operation and get caught. Same goes to someone who has been committing exam malpractices and suddenly the last one proved unsuccessful. Same goes to politicians who do not make a good hospital and healthcare facilities in their country, then Corona comes and they have to manage poor facilities like the rest of the citizens.

However, there are some reincarnated beings who felt the need to return to the world and suffer for the wrong they did in their previous world. Karma, to me, is just nemesis and it is not everybody that encounters nemesis, even if they are bad people. For people to experience 'karma' for what they did on earth here, our legislative and judiciary arms must be strong, else the rich will continue to steer clear of it. Till today the persons who killed Bola Ige, Dele Giwa and Funsho Williams are still walking free, rich and ageing in bliss while the victims are forgotten. Where is Karma?
Christianity Etc › Re: Time Jehovah Has Spent In His SPIRITUAL Prison by OtemAtum(op): 9:19am On May 31, 2020
Jehovah has spent 3 years and 9 months in his spiritual cage.

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