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Religion / Re: Almighty God Don't Write Books, Humans Do by otemdomino: 6:01pm On Mar 01, 2017
Wilgrea7:


you completely ignored the part where i said i lost them... why??... how is it contradictory??

"i didn't ever claim to have picture evidence..."

notice the word “have" not "had"... meaning i don't possess the pictures presently

Wilgrea7: .. it all depends on you to either believe me or not. . i had the pics.. but lost them over the years cuz its been a long time...

the second comment seems to affirm the first... i don't have any picture evidence currently cuz its been long

you seem to be hell bent on finding a contradiction... chill a little bro
Nah, I ain't so desperate, but I wonder how an evidence as such could be carelessly lost from you. It's more than a certificate in magnitude, how come you lose it so cheaply Your bullet story reminds me of an uncle... that day some Armed robbers came around our streets and shot many bullets. Coincidentally, myself and my house people went to pick many 'Boris' earlier that day, which we were using to play. And they were all left at our backyard. Now in the morning my uncle saw all the borises and picked them up, sharing testimony of how all the bullets the robbers shot that day actually fell in our compound without any of them killing any of us. We children couldn't tell the adults till today that those things are the 'borises' we went to pick, because they have already made a testimony out of it, telling many people including visitors already grin

I wasn't joking when I asked you how does a bullet look like? If you haven't seen a bullet before that occurrence, then it's possible for you to have assumed anything metallic and sharp as a bullet as my uncle did. You know some metallic objects are used for designing seats. It wouldn't be funny if you and your dad had pulled one out forcefully to erroneously assume it as a bullet cheesy

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Religion / Re: Almighty God Don't Write Books, Humans Do by otemdomino: 5:48pm On Mar 01, 2017
Wilgrea7:



oooh oooh yeah... Anita moorjani.... i remember her testimony... i find it pretty cool tho.. I've heard several testimonies from NDEs.. i never claimed Christianity has the monopoly of miracles or miracles are only in Christianity.. i said i didn't know any(i forgot anita moorjani)... i experienced my miracle in Christianity.. so i see no reason going to another religion seeking what i already have in mine... although, in Anita moorjani's NDE her religion was not stated.. although i think it could be Buddhism
No sir, she didn't have a religion. And I have been telling you people, religion should not be mingled with spirituality. I get my so-called miracles out of religion.
Religion / Re: Almighty God Don't Write Books, Humans Do by otemdomino: 5:40pm On Mar 01, 2017
Wilgrea7:


i didn't ever claim to have picture evidence...grin


Wilgrea7: .. it all depends on you to either believe me or not.. i had the pics.. but lost them over the years cuz its been a long time...

Now these two sound contradictory. undecided
Religion / Re: Almighty God Don't Write Books, Humans Do by otemdomino: 5:35pm On Mar 01, 2017
Wilgrea7:


ok... so now you want to agree its a miracle because his mission is not yet accomplished? grin... you're soon gonna kill me with laughter... i dunno of people from other faiths with similar testimonies... if you do... please share... you seem to be hell bent on disproving anything that comes from Yahweh... wanting to attribute it to a general cause at the last moment... so far you've not given me any reason why its another God and not Yahweh that caused this.. cuz i know the spiritual encounter my dad had before the incident(also did not take place in a church or in the presence of any clergy)... over to you sire
Mellen Thomas Benedict is irreligious. He survived a cancer and told of how the light(Knoliud) cured him and told him of the BIG BANG and the origin of the universe. Now he is an adherent of GAIA, aka Mother Earth, according to the prophecy which are also in the DOCTUFOS. Anita Moorjani an unbeliever, survived cancer. She was told to return to earth to live her life 'FEARLESSLY'. She was told that religions are just mere inventions of human beings. I died and returned to life. In my death, I met Eusebius of Caesarea. There are others too, which I have no time to share. They are all mysteries and because I have a big mission on earth, I didn't die permanently. All these happen without the Christian religion. Check google for Anita Moorjani and Mellen Thomas.

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Religion / Re: Almighty God Don't Write Books, Humans Do by otemdomino: 5:27pm On Mar 01, 2017
Wilgrea7:


grin grin

bro... they came from the front... and no they did not shoot beside the car.. they aimed for his chest and head... the head was a near miss... grazing his ear.. his chest was a total miracle.... i don't like lying.. i don't fall into the category of those who think its ok to “lie for Jesus".. it all depends on you to either believe me or not.. i had the pics.. but lost them over the years cuz its been a long time... but don't worry... one day.. i hope to come back here with another miracle and I'll show you picture evidence smiley
Your evidence got lost when I asked for an evidence, right. grin continue. Did you pick the bullets from the seat and snap it? Let me joke a little bit, how does a bullet look like?
Religion / Re: Almighty God Don't Write Books, Humans Do by otemdomino: 5:08pm On Mar 01, 2017
Wilgrea7:


grin grin
bro... you're funny as hell....
the bullet didn't pass through the glass??... abeg... is it your testimony or mine??... the bullet passed through his chest and entered the seat.. he was shot at close range so the glass wouldn't have been able to stop the bullet.. i find your efforts in disproving this miracle interesting although futile.. this miracle is one of the main reasons i didn't turn into a Christian deist.... ok let me make it simpler for you to understand

1. he was on seatbelt
2. he was shot at close range more than once
3. (read this one slooowly) the bullet passed through his chest and entered the chair he was sitting..
4.. the bullet was in the chair but he walked out without a scratch on his chest

so pray tell.... how did it happen?? or does my dad now have the ability to regenerate that his chest closed immediately the bullet passed through??
Those who shot your father, were they in front of the car? Were they coming from behind? Did they shoot beside the car? How can I proof that you aren't telling a lie?

Finally, we don't call all those things miracles, rather, we call them mysteries because we don't understand the physics behind them. However, mysteries doesn't know any god or religion. It is non-religious, non-denominational, non-scientific. Mysteries are part of the occurences of nature and it has happened across all facets of life. Here's a mystery which you might have heard about: a boy was found inside a wall. Which god puts him there? While I was playing football sometimes ago, I was severely kicked and my bone sounded very loud for everyone on the field to hear. I thought I had fracture. But till today, I can't explain why my bone sounded so loud that way without any injury at all. I was fast asleep one day, then I began to dream that an affected goat was coming close to me with its diseased mouth to touch me. As soon as the goat touched me with his mouth, I woke up with a yell. My brother was angry with me because of the way I yelled for the slight touch he gave me. What do we call these?
I was going with some mates to Agege stadium to watch our school play football. A bike came from nowhere and I was in front of everyone on the road. The bike missed me and cleared someone behind me. How come? It's a mystery to those behind me, but for me, I knew I stepped back so fast. Same way the bullet knows how it got there, but not your father. And that's what we call mystery and not miracles.

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Religion / Re: Almighty God Don't Write Books, Humans Do by otemdomino: 4:23pm On Mar 01, 2017
Wilgrea7:

and even if you were to experience a miracle, you would thank reverad.... so convincing you is pointless
Now this is funny. Sometimes terrible things happen and people don't die when others do. For the life of someone to be spared doesn't depend on religion. If you have a great mission on earth and it's incomplete, you can't die yet. Mind you, such missions could be either positive or negative, but mission is mission.
Religion / Re: Almighty God Don't Write Books, Humans Do by otemdomino: 4:07pm On Mar 01, 2017
Wilgrea7:


this happened years ago.. people keep trying to give explanations... all have failed... he was on seatbelt... this is my dad I'm talking about.. i saw the bullet hole in the car.. i touched it myself the whole was exactly where his chest was.. he didn't move or try to dodge the bullet.. it was within close range.. this wasn't a stunt pulled in church.. i know what I'm talking about... some atheists are hell bent on disproving this but have failed to do so... they don't want to accept the fact that i did witness a miracle since they like disproving miracles...

Did you see the bullet? This would be so funny if you didn't see the bullet and come to such conclusion that it entered his chest. I'm laffing like wetin happen right now. Assuming you saw the bullet inside your father's chest, then that makes it simple and acceptable. The bullet might have fallen down outside the car without even penetrating the windscreen totally. The bullet has 1001 spaces to pass, why must it then be your father's chest? Was the gun aimed at your father in the first place? At what angle did the bullet penetrate the screen if it did. If it penetrated at angle 30 degree or 60degree, then it may not enter his chest. There are just many reasonable ways to analyse this before we can call it a miracle. That's why we have science.

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Religion / Re: Almighty God Don't Write Books, Humans Do by otemdomino: 4:01pm On Mar 01, 2017
Wilgrea7:


I've shared the testimony of my father some years back and how he was saved from death.. I've explained how he was shot in the chest and the bullet went straight through without him having a scratch.. no one has given me any scientific explanation for that... i doubt you'll believe it cuz it didn't happen to you.. and even if you were to experience a miracle, you would thank reverad.... so convincing you is pointless
Simple and reasonable questions can help us find and verify the truth here. Plus cooperate with me while I act as a policeman.

1. Where was your father shot? Was it in a war or he was attacked by robbers? Please briefly tell.

2. You said he didn't have any scratch after the gunshot. Now the question is that was he shot at all?

3. How can you tell that he was shot? Did you locate the bullet in him or what? Bcoz if he had no scratch, then it means the bullet didn't penetrate him and you guys saw the bullet on the floor, etc.

4. Now let me chip in a little experience I have heard of armed robbers sent by a pastor for testimony purpose. This happened some years back during festive period, some guys went with toy guns and bangers. They told the house owners to put their heads on the ground. While they did, they placed a gun right on the skull of a man and then they exploded the banger. The children were weeping that their father had been shot on the head. The Armed robbers took the pieces of the bangers and left, so no one knew what happened till today. I heard this from a repentant actor(one of the so-called Armed robbers who carried out the job for the Pastor. Eventually, the man who was shot on the head went to his pastor to share 'TESTIMONY' of how he was shot on the head without a scratch and he gave his pastor his new jeep for thanksgiving.

That day, I was so shocked when I heard the story. Pastors are not smiling at all. They can go to any length to seek money. angry

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Religion / Re: Almighty God Don't Write Books, Humans Do by otemdomino: 8:40am On Mar 01, 2017
Wilgrea7:


i previously said its something like a force/spirit i can't explain... I'm not talking of the one where people speak skiboroboskibo as tongues.. but there is this force that can come upon someone (not placebo).. a mysterious force that can do different wonders depending on the force itself.. I've seen placebo and I've seen the work of this force i call the holy spirit.. its not limited to denomination.. that's why i said its hard to explain.. the holy spirit doesn't only work in church.. most of the cases I've seen are outside the church.. real miracles(not stunts) are done by the aid of the holy spirit

If the miracles you claim to see are unverifiable ones, don't call them miracles yet. If they are insane man healed, cancer cured, etc, go a step further by locating the testifier and asking more questions. But if it is the growing of the leg of an amputee, then that needs no more verification. Or if any of these miracles happen to a relative of yours whom you happen to be part of those who have been carrying him or her up and down for miracle before it happened, then you should be so sure it's a miracle if only it is one of these problems: blindness, lameness, epilepsy, madness, etc. If the testifier is only a friend, then go further to probe him or her. I have encountered a Doctor who went to look for someone who just shared a testimony. He was nowhere to be found in the church region where he said that he came from. Since then, the doctor lost his trust in religion because the pastor who organised that crusade was well trusted by him initially.

People believe testimonies from anyone, but I'd rather believe a testimony from only my father, my trusted siblings and my children. Friends could have been paid by 'miracle workers' so I've gotta do more pokenosing before accepting their claims grin

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Religion / Re: Which God Should I Glorify For These 'testimonies'? by otemdomino: 8:24pm On Feb 27, 2017
luvmijeje:
Bros..... .. .. Only you? All these testimonies. That's life. It can't all be rosy through life. I'm happy for you.

What's the point of gaining the whole world and still lose your life in hell? Oops, you don't believe in God.
I believe in GOD THE UNIVERSE, THE CREATOR OF ALL gods.
Religion / Which God Should I Glorify For These 'testimonies'? by otemdomino: 8:02pm On Feb 27, 2017
Right from time I have always been escaping accidents; bikes, motor, etc. Even till today, without actually praying for protection of my life I still escape accidents, I get lucky, even luckier than my religious colleagues, yet having no religion. I don't get scared and it helps me a lot. I love sleeping if I'm in public buses so as to escape the boredom of a long journey, yet I have never had accidents.
The most religious years of my life were the only periods I had the most sicknesses. Now because I don't fear anything, I hardly fall sick, whereas my vigil partners still fall sick often and they still complain of being tormented by their village folks. One of them almost lost her life last year due to the FEAR OF A PHONE CALL she received, because their prophetess has already said that "SOMEONE WILL RECEIVE A PHONE CALL OF EVIL... " She was so scared of the phone call 11pm that day that she spent the next one week in the hospital, almost dying. I called the number fearlessly and spoke with the so-called 'witch' who happened to be her family member. She was so so innocent.

Another testimony is that I got richer 1000% more than when I was religious. This came by the POWER OF COINCIDENCE and my religious partners are now begging me for money they will go and use as TITHE, OFFERING, FIRST-FRUIT and CAPITATION.

Another testimony is that when my employers complain about almost everybody in my workplace, especially the religious folks, they never complain about me, so I guess it's because I don't lobby for anything and because I do what is right(RIGHTEOUSNESS).

another testimony is that NOW I FEEL CONSCIOUS IN MY DREAM AND I CAN NOW DETERMINE WHEN TO WAKE WHEN I SLEEP. SO 'NEPA' CAN 'GET LOST' COS I DON'T NEED THE ALARM ON MY DEAD PHONE ANYMORE AS LONG AS I REMEMBER TO MEDITATE BEFORE SLEEP.

ANother testimony is that those who wish me evil experienced exactly what they wished me and in all areas I have been vindicated. 4evergod on Nairaland here was pointing accusing fingers at me and I made it known that he is a 419. Two to three months later, he was discovered to be a 419. Nairaland, 4kings, Hardmirror, Realminds, Ranchoddas, Hahn, Hopefullandlord and many others can bear me witness that I was the first to accuse him of being a 419. Eventually he was discovered to be so after many false Christian testimonies he has been forging.

Another testimony is that Goddys who said that I am going to lose all my belongings and start begging for bread last year July 7 Was The one who began to beg for money two days after, yet it wasn't my wish for him but the POWER OF COINCIDENCE which is the power of nature.

Another testimony is that I DIE DAILY, so I don't fear DEATH anymore. But I won't awake to scare people of what is not, unlike the religious Abrahamic-faith pioneers who by their daily death return to scare the 'hell' out of us when we were still unwise.

Another testimony is that in the days when I give tithe to 'Pastor Potbelly' and his god, I always become poor at the end, but since the days I began to give tithe to my 'bank account' by saving my money, I don't lack. And this enables me to plan how to give my money and Resources to the poor and still have some money available for my own upkeep. Unlike before, Pastor Potbelly would psych me and my co-victims up to give money to a god who seems too greedy of collecting from the poor to enrich the rich.


Also, I have inner peace now, unlike months gone by when I have partial peace and then enormous fear hidden at the corner of my mind at the thought of a 'never-dying' fire of a 'never-helping' god. Now, having died several times and never encountering hell but perfect atmosphere of love, I don't fear death anymore. I HAVE REAL PEACE OF MIND NOW, KNOWING QUITE WELL THAT MY GREAT-GRANDPARENTS AREN'T IN HELL. It almost drove me nut when I was made to know that I will make heaven and my great-grandparents are already burning in hell forever and ever.

Another testimony is that now I can step out of my gate as early as 4am and I can come in as late as 12pm without thinking of shouting Jesus! if I see a eye-bulging cat. Now cats can be my friend. They are also creatures of GOD THE UNIVERSE, I HOPE YOU KNOW and they need our love cheesy Pls feed your cat well so it doesn't go off-hand and become a tout cheesy
And your grandmother, take care of them so that old age wouldn't make them wander out of the house and become a target of religious witch-hunters.

Lastly and what actually made me to write my testimonies is this:
Right now I'm in a vehicle and just over us, the electric life wire overhead sparked and almost fell on the car. Maybe the religious folks would have seen this as a protection from their central figures but I see it as MY MISSION ON EARTH ISN'T COMPLETE YET, THEREFORE DEATH CANNOT COME TO ME.

I pray for good coincidences and by THE POWER OF COINCIDENCE, I enjoy my life. A time will come when I will compile all the coincidental occurrences I have experienced and known of(all the so-called miracles the religious folks share for us) cheesy

Which of the gods should take all these glories I'll rather give it to URIM, THE POWER BEHIND CO-INCIDENCE.

Pls atheists, agnostics, religious folks, share your own testimonies too.

Wilgrea7, Hardmirror, Plaetton, Lordcenturion, Jacksonville, Johnydon22, Winner01, Felixmor, Seun, Gboyee4fun, Ranchoddas, Geoworldedu, Splinz, Kingebukasblog, Muafrika2, Mrzenographer

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Religion / Re: Inaugural End Of The Year #100,000 For Brainites And Others by otemdomino: 4:23pm On Feb 27, 2017
otemdomino:
You'll be paid tomorrow. Thanks for your patience all through.
I got to there late. I'll do it tomorrow morning @ Jeankrab
Religion / Re: Akan Weeks' Banner Spotted In Ghana 3 Months After Uyo Church Building Collapse by otemdomino: 3:59pm On Feb 27, 2017
BleSSedMee:
Feeling sad all over again.

But truth be told, the work of God must still continue. But I really wish he could forfeit that title as a mark of respect to all those lives lost.

Lord help us all.
I don't blame the pastor. I'd rather blame his god yahweh who couldn't prevent such occurrence. Is that not supposed to be the function of a god who promises a whole lot of goodies but doesn't know how to fulfill any?
Religion / Re: Man Destroys Bible As A Revenge For Destruction Of Shrine In Anambra By A Priest by otemdomino: 3:53pm On Feb 27, 2017
omoISEYIN:


One of the most dangerous people are those with narrow minds.
Yours is beyond redemption.
Read what will be beneficial to your heart than what will fuel hatred.
Salam
You haven't answered the question yet. Here is the question:
Have you read SHARIA LAW lately?
Religion / Re: God Raised My Dad Back To Life After Being Dead For 3 Hours by otemdomino: 2:53pm On Feb 27, 2017
AyamConfidence:
is that guy still alive?? I was following his progress till I gave up
yes he is still alive and he receives his treatment privately at home now.
Religion / Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemdomino: 8:00pm On Feb 26, 2017
Chapter Sixteen
1. Now the homos around Kirima fought also to regain their lands. And the foreigners were pushed backward because the Kirimites were united. And Kedi said, according to the ancient history, the origin of the homos on earth is Kirima.
2. For the firstborn of all children of the gods was born in Kirima, which was in Farthidis of Mother Earth. Therefore we are not subject to the rulership of any of these foreigners.
3. For this same Faulkin and the god who adopted him have betrayed our land and they have not done anything good to make our land and the whole of Aferk better.
4. Now Suma and Kedi said, let the youths of our land be strong in their mind and let them not worship the gods who betrayed our land. But rather, let them follow after the traditions of our land and let them respect the gods who stayed with our land in the days after Armageddon.
5. For after Armageddon came Ngai, Akuj and Mulungu. And they preserved the life of the few Anakims on earth. And they made attempts to form homo erectus. And when they could not make them so well, they said, let us go after our good brothers and persuade them to come with us and teach us how to make homos.
6. And they dwelt upon the mountain of Kirima and Kirinyagi. And Ngai went and sought after his brother in a very far away land. And Ngai came back with Enkai and Mardukai. For Enkai was a good god and Mardukai was his nephew.
7. And Enkai said, Babylon is my kingdom, but I have left it to come to you upon Kirima. And I shall do what you have requested, O Ngai. And Ngai and Enkai raised stones upon one another. And they stood upon the stones which they had heaped up.
8. And they said, today are we both one. And we shall be united forever, even when we are distant apart. And Babylon shall not fight against Kirima, neither shall Kirima rejoice in the defeat of Babylon.
9. And Enkai taught Ngai how to make homos. For he took of the tepex of a great tree and mixed it with water and the blood of Ngai. And it was white, like the liquid which was in the scrotal sac.
10. And Enkai kept the mixture in a baked pot, which was warm. And after some months came three little homos.
11. And the goddesses of Kirima took care of the babies. And they grew fast.
12. And Enkai said, let me depart O Ngai, for now is Enlil my brother angry. And he shall hurt the homos which are in our land if I do not return quickly.
13. And Ngai said, go my brother, for you have done that which is great. And we of Kirima shall not forget you forever.
14. And you shall be in my heart and I shall also be in you, forever.
15. So Enkai departed with Mardurkai his brother.

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Religion / Re: And if eventually heaven and hell exist by otemdomino: 7:39pm On Feb 26, 2017
obinna58:
Imagine everyone dies and discovered heaven and hell exist and luckily u made heaven, while doing praises and worship or maybe u enjoying 72 virgins u looked at hell and saw trillion of people including ur mom/dad/sisters/daughter/relations/uncle/friends even ur pastor and billions of atheists/deist/agnostics

Would you complain to God?
Well...as for me, I'd rather jump out of the heaven of Yahweh to his hell to meet the likes of Thomas Edison, Socrates, Albert Einstein, Michael Jackson, Spinoza who all 'healed the world' and made it a better place with their talents. God forbid that I should be in the company of Isaiah the curser, Hosea the womanizer, Elikamah the curser, Elijah the killer and Samuel, David, Moses the murderers, including Faulkin(Zeusus Krist) the deceiver.

Jacksonville, Gboyee4fun, Muafrika2, Winner01, Felixmor, Blueagent, would you rather be in the company of all these murderers and womanizers? grin

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Religion / Re: Almighty God Don't Write Books, Humans Do by otemdomino: 4:32pm On Feb 26, 2017
Lex11:

"All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:..." 2 Timothy 3:16

"For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost." - 2 Peter 1:21
Timothy and Peter told you this and you believe it? I can't laugh joor! cheesy grin
Religion / Re: Seun, Beware! by otemdomino: 4:25pm On Feb 26, 2017
cummando:

As far as you believe.......the rest no concern me
Even myself know there is God the Universe, the father of yahweh(satan), Allah etc. I am a very key part of God. May the power of nature deliver the minds of Africans from evil gods, Ise!
Religion / Re: God Raised My Dad Back To Life After Being Dead For 3 Hours by otemdomino: 3:53pm On Feb 26, 2017
rosy1992:
Most times I just can't fathom the marvellous works of God. when he says yes no one can say no. He is the alpha and omega.

My entire life has been revolved round the blessings and favour of God. in short if I'm to narrate the multitude of miracles I've encountered.Thousands of years isn't enough to narrate it.

On Thursday morning my Dad bade us goodbye as he left for work. we all reciprocated not knowing he was heading for death.

After he arrived at his working place, he and his friend decided to travel down to Cotonou to negotiate the purchase of a vehicle.

Shortly after that he complained of difficulty in breathing, he told his friend his ordeal, his friend immediately went to a pharmacy to get him an inhaler.
My Dad on the other hand had used all the drugs he had on him but all to no avail.

Unfortunately while holding on and waiting for his friend to come back, he was crying and confessing Christ telling him to have mercy that he doesn't want to die eventually he slumped and gave up the ghost.

My Dad was lying lifeless for over an hour and half, his face was already swollen and dark when his friend came back.

My Dad's friend screamed on sighting him, he threw the drugs away and was crying and screaming, calling God, interceding on my dad's behalf, telling God to restore my Dad, because how would he return a friend who came to him alive and now is dead.

All this while my Dad saw himself embarking on an endless journey, all of a sudden the road was blocked, he couldn't proceed, he then turned back, while all this was happening in the spiritual realm, my Dad couldn't control himself, it all happened in a twinkle of an eye.

As he turned back when he couldn't proceed, he heard a voice telling him not to go back, threatening him to stay.
To cut the long story back my Dad spirit returned, he became conscious after being dead for 3 hours.
Your dad was in a coma for three hours and later he was revived back. This reminds me of Michael Schumacher. He's been in a coma for 6 months.

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Religion / Re: Inaugural End Of The Year #100,000 For Brainites And Others by otemdomino: 12:39pm On Feb 26, 2017
Jeankrab:
Sir, Patience I have in abundance, but cos of your busy schedule both online and off-line I just have to remind you again. My heart was filled with joy when I check my mail and realized that you considered me to be a beneficiary of your charity work cos Things are so rough with me since last year I sent you that mail seeking for help.

Thanks for your understanding.
You'll be paid tomorrow. Thanks for your patience all through.
Religion / Re: Medical Doctors, Atheism and Daily Evidence of Failed Prayers. by otemdomino: 2:22pm On Feb 13, 2017
Prayers are nothing more than wishes. They can be answered by the power of coincidence. Whether you wish (pray) or not, WHATEVER WILL BE WILL BE.

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Religion / Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemdomino: 10:56am On Feb 13, 2017
Chapter Four
1. Now a homo arose in Negre, and his name was Koma. And he said, all you homos of Bini, listen to me, so shall you be spared of this imminent danger.
2. I have a dream and I fear that it shall be good for us to know beforehand that the homos who have come upon the lands of Odua and the lands of Chuku shall soon enter into our lands also.
3. For I saw into a time when the homos of our lands bear foreign names and feel ashamed to bear the names of their own nativity.
4. For he whose name was Ogeneyoma sought to be named after foreigners. And he whose name was Obosa shall by all means seek to change it to the name of foreigners.
5. Therefore I say, follow after your own customs and traditions, or else your minds shall be held captive by the religions of strangers when they come.
6. Now after Koma had said so much, all the elders of the land agreed, saying, we shall strive to see that the foreigners do not take over our land.
7. Now after twenty years did the homos from Anghloz and Limus come into the land of Bini.
8. And Koma and his peer were very old in those days. And some of them had died.
9. And the homos of Anghloz and Linus came in their subtlety, saying, we have come to give you good news from god.
10. And the elders of the land said, if there is any good news, shall we not first hear it from the mouths of our own priests?
11. For Avwunufe the priest of Ogene shall tell us about it.
12. Now the homos of Anghloz said, you do not know the good news which we bring because your priests have gone corrupt and Ogene has refused to speak to them for over a thousand years ago.
13. For of a truth, the sacrifices of eggs and meat which you do are no more acceptable to Ogene our god.
14. For he has given up the life of his only son to die and be made a sacrifice once and for all. And this child has risen again.
15. Now Koma and all the old homos said, this is falsehood, for Ogene shall never have killed his child as a sacrifice, because it is an abomination that anyone should kill his own child as a sacrifice.
16. How then shall Ogene break the good rule which himself had set for the benefit of our land?
17. Now when Koma had ended his saying, one named Wilem arose among the foreigners and said, how do you resist us, you old homo?
18. Do you not know that all the lands which our feet shall touch has been given to us to colonise?
19. Now stay away from us so that we can do the will of god our father.
20. And one named Obozua arose and said, if indeed your god have told you to go about possessing other people's land, then we do not serve or worship the same god.
21. For Ogene our own god taught us contentment and not greediness.
22. And he shall never give the lands of others as a possession to us, for such is stealing, oppression and wickedness.
23. And Ogene does not agree with stealing and wickedness.
24. Now when the homos of the foreign lands saw that they could not change the minds of the aged homos of Bini, they departed and went among the youths, saying, we have come to take away your black flesh and give you one which is white.
25. For Zeusus Krista died on the tree so that he might wash your flesh clean with his blood. And he shall make your hearts pure also like our own.
26. Now one named Obue, being very dark and unpleased with his skin said, give me this blood of Zeusus Krista, for the blackness of my skin is not good.
27. And Matias said to him, you have to be a sheep and Zeusus shall be your shepherd.
28. And Obue said, how can I be a sheep when I am being created as a homo erectus?
29. And Matias said, you have to be poor in your spirit, for that is the character of a sheep.
30. And being a sheep does not mean that you should transform into a sheep bodily but only in your mind shall you do so.
31. And the words spoken by Krista shall become your guide. And the blackness of your heart shall be taken away and the blackness of your skin also.
32. And Obue became the first in Bini to accept the religion of the white homos, saying, I shall be changed in my skin.
33. And Obue began to reason the way they wanted him to do.
34. And he offered his prayers to Ogene through Zeusus Krista whom he had assumed as his son.
35. Now after two months, the skin of Obue remained as black as it was. And he went after the homos of Urope, saying, why have you deceived me?
36. And they said to him, you have won no soul to Krista and you think that your flesh shall be changed.
37. Now therefore go and gather the youths of the land to us and then shall your flesh be changed. And you shall be white as snow like us.
38. For Esias said that it is your sins which has made you black in this land. For they are like scarlet.
39. So Obue went and spoke to the youths of the land. And they agreed to his persuasion.

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Religion / Re: Inaugural End Of The Year #100,000 For Brainites And Others by otemdomino: 10:40am On Feb 13, 2017
oaroloye:
SHALOM!



THERE IS NO SUCH WORD AS "PERF" IN ENGLISH.

Did you mean "PERFUME?"

Are your fingers injured, that you could not finish the spelling, or is your brain damaged, that you think that this is how you were taught to write in school?

ATHEISM comes from Oyinbo Culture, and the Oyinbo "Elite" think that they are better people than others because of what they put on their bodies, and how they cut their hair and nails.

Those who do not pay enough money to feed a poor family for a week to cut their hair, or manicure their nails, are regarded by them as SUBHUMAN.

Blacks who want to curry favour with them "APE" their ways.

When I have given money or other gifts to some poor person, I have never been criticized by them for not putting on "BRUT," "CHANEL," "OLD SPICE," or some other nonsense Chemical to make me smell other than a MAMMAL.

Whereas, the Oyinbo Businessman, and the Blacks mimicking them, will wear the most exquisite clothes and perfumes, whilst signing a contract to "OUTSOURCE" their factories to other countries, putting thousands of their fellow countrymen out of work, and out of business.

But TO YOU, this is ALL RIGHT- because they are WEARING PERFUME- which is making the World "A BETTER PLACE?"

No one has told you before that you are MAD?
You are one kind of funny dude. You don't know the difference between similes, metaphors and direct statements. You seem not to know what abbreviation is all about. You aren't also too good at the choice of polite words. Don't you think the doctors who diagnosed you with SCHIZOPHRENIA are right? I'm not making jest of you. but I'm only trying to help.
Religion / Re: Inaugural End Of The Year #100,000 For Brainites And Others by otemdomino: 10:35am On Feb 13, 2017
Jeankrab:
sir, you shortlisted and considered me to be a beneficiary of your benevolent works to humanity. But am yet to get any response from you despite replying the email you sent me with my account details.


Looking forward to hearing from you, Thanks.
I haven't checked my mail. I'll get back to you. Just be patient.

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Religion / Re: Inaugural End Of The Year #100,000 For Brainites And Others by otemdomino: 5:11am On Feb 13, 2017
Oaroloye:
If there is no Reward for Giving, then Giving must be a BAD THING.

Only a DAMAGED BRAIN should think like that.
Is there a reward from your god for applying perf to your body? If there isn't a reward for that, does it mean applying perf to your body is a bad thing?

As for me, I see giving as applying perf to my body. Giving makes me and the world smell better grin
Religion / Re: Inaugural End Of The Year #100,000 For Brainites And Others by otemdomino: 11:00pm On Feb 12, 2017
@Oaroloye, who has brainwashed you to think that you will be blessed by God Almighty if you give? Giving is supposed to be a natural thing and no blessing should be expected in return for it. I DON'T GIVE BECAUSE I WANT a god OR ANYONE TO REWARD ME, BUT I GIVE BECAUSE GIVING IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE.

USE YOUR BRAIN, WORSHIP NO god AND DO GOOD TO HUMANITY.

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