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But what's the need for Minister of defense when we have the Chief if Army Staff? They probably have the committee, commissioner of, and other similar top offices of seemingly identical purposes...Job creation and employment ni? Nigeria sha smh.

Guy: hi pretty
Girl : hello
Guy: checkout my shirt,what material is it made of?
Girl: What?
Guy: Boyfriend Material .
*girl blushing*

Baby u must be a good politician cos u just won my heart without a campaign.
~Baby if u wer a course I'm studying I'll like to carry u over & over again.
~swthy your Love is like a drug though I'm addicted I can't stop taking overdoses.

U must be perfect in cooking okro soup cos ur draw me close to u
~Baby guess what material I'm made of?...Husband material.

Pretty... though ur not a Lizard,I gama eyes on u...

Pics or...

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The Bread...that's what they'r after!

Nice one but...what next?

Well I'm Happy for Former Minister and Senator Nenadi Usman for her new Political Status,a Good Start for the New Year...More grease.

[quote author=Princecalm post=29391993]Curiosity is also part of it as they want to know how it feels.[/quo"They"
And U?
We'all in bro
Xcept ya try a cast a stone...more grease

Happy New Year Green White Green!!!

Mine was in Genesis Deluxe Cinema@ G.R.A Port Harcourt. Fun filled anyway.

From Private part to Private Hospital.

[quote author=Olucheye]1 If you were given a box of pencils, list 10 things you could do with them that are not their traditional use.

1. Use it to Turn a traditional radio cassette.
2. Chop into small pieces, to be used spot markers
3. Remove the graphite in it and use it a lubricant for my lab machine or key lock as the need may arise.
4. Use to fix stubborn zip on my clothes.
5.open things sealed up in plaStic... Like a 5alive seal.
6. Put it in a ruler that has a hole on it and spin like we use to do in primary school. Helicopter of life, chief boredom savior.
7. Play drums and make music/noise.
8. The eraser could clean any corrections.
9. Would also serve as a makeshift ruler in times of desperate need. E.g plotting a graph... Axis X & Y.
10. A deadly weapon. For example, stabbing either the Carotid artery(ies) or jugular vein(s)

2. How would you solve problems if you were from Mars?
If I was from Mars, problems on earth will be alien to me, hence the need to go into explorative research to determine cause, effects, and proffered solution.

On a lighter note, I'd wake up from my dream and stop imagining if I was from Mars. It's certain already that in this life, i will never be from Mars...I'm already an earthling!

3. What's the most creative way you can break a clock?

Remove the battery or knock out the engine cold.It will still tell the right time twice everyday.

4. A disc is spinning on a spindle, and you don't know which way. You are given a set of pins. Describe how you would use them to determine which way the disc is spinning.

Drop the base of the pin first on the disk, the direction which the tip of the pin fall towards is the backward direction while the base will point forward.

5. You have a bag of with "N" number of strings. At random, you pull out a string's end. You pull out another string end and you tie the two together. You repeat this until there are no loose ends left to pull out of the bag. What is the expected number of loops?

Number of Loops = N/2 - X(string's end)

Mathematicians, kindly help.

6. You want to design a phone for deaf people — how do you do it?

It'll only have only a vibrat*r (which one is romance machine again Seun) and a compatible screen, then a software that coverts all voice calls to text on his phone.
2. Phone will come with a real or virtual keyboard to reply both voice and texts all in form of messages.
3. Each notifications will vibrate to notify him/her of all alerts

7. How would you design an elevator?

Traditional styled with a couple of extra designs such as being opaque to people on the outside for privacy, music while you ride it on high rise buildings, fresh air vent for occupants from people who fart while riding.

8. Why should we not hire you?

I hate being stereotypical. Hence, if the offered job position isn't going to offer me challenges that will afford me developmental and mental growth via deep thoughts and adept research, I'll get weary and bored which consequentially will impede my productivity and contributions as a staff.


9. How do you compute the collision of two moving spheres? Give me both the mathematical equations for the solution as well as an algorithmic implementation.

Sorry, I'm a graduate of the college of Medicine.
But I think it should be somewhat related to recoil speed.
If you remember Okeke Physics.

10. Name as many Microsoft products as you can.

Word, PowerPoint, Excel, spreadsheet, windows 97, 98, Vista, Windows 7, windows 8, internet explorer, Windows phone OS (Nokia Lumia Series) e.t.c


Permit me to add, I'm a fresh graduate who's actively seeking internship opportunities with Public health related NGO's but I'm not limited to that, as I'd appreciate any opportunity to put to active use my versatility in any organization. I'd appreciate any opportunity to prove myself.
Kindly send me a PM on NL if you've got any available opportunities.

Cheers![
You are fired in advance!

networkgenuis: Chinese pickpockets are surgical in their activities.
No thanks to the dexterity with which they use chopsticks.

Dem fit even pick your life comot you no go know

Lmdo...

BB10 NONI...