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NwaAmaikpe:



Having been in the exact shoes of the deceased, it makes loads of sense to me but I can not relate to this.

The most trying time in a man's life are the first few weeks after his woman has just had a baby, with the kuntus all slushy and no where to slot in one's ogbunigwe, conji gets realer than hell-fire and masturbation becomes the only way out.

A few wives are considerate to give their husbands a period of grace wherein they can shag anyone outside, but the wicked ones without any consicence act like they do not know that the second reason God created man is to ejaculate.

As an avid advocate of masturbation, I know there's nothing more upsetting than getting interrupted when almost at the point of no return while masturbating, but that in itself is still not enough to kill yourself about.

Walahi, there are three categories of men who do not know what God has done for them; men whose women allow to be shagged few hours after childbirth, those whose wives invite their friends rather than moms for omugwo and married men whose wives still give blowjobbs to.

I read this post without looking at the poster's name but at the end of it I told myself.. Only the likes of NwaAmaikpe can write this and when I checked the name.. Lol and behold, I was not disappointed.

You are funny but full of wisdom.

You see those last words on your post... Very very deep..

Many ladies don't give their husbands good head and this is very very unfortunate.

If my wife no give me head walahi I will go and bring a girl from Benin rep, Togo, Benue or Akwa ibom and pay her monthly just to they get head.

Head is life.

This one done craze.

Any logical person will know that this can't be for any reason related to Trump.

She was absent at Jimmy's funeral too abi shall we say she also has personal issues with the dead?

shadrach77:
The article is good but the question is how do people recognise those with dubious wealth?

Sometimes they snitch on each other.

It wil be an interesting day when the likes of E lectronic Money will be caught.

Bunch of criminals parading themselves as business moguls.

Racoon:
Remember one Heroin - drug running crook that forfeited some $460 000 to the US government in a major drug scandal case in 1993 and fled back to seek a safe haven in Nigeria? When a leader engages in criminal activities, it sets a dangerous precedent, eroding trust in governance and fostering a culture of corruption.Instead of inspiring hope and progress, this kind of leadership only normalizes unethical behavior.

It sends a message that criminality and impunity are acceptable pathways to power and success. This undermines institutions, destabilizes the economy, and discourages honest, hardworking citizens from striving for better.

Under such circumstances, expecting the country to move forward becomes unrealistic. The only thing likely to thrive is a culture of crime, dishonesty, and lawlessness. It is a sad reality when leadership, which should serve as a beacon of integrity and development, instead becomes synonymous with corruption and malpractice.

You give me hope that we still have people whose brains are in the still functioning.

A certain drug lord is the president of Nigeria and his drug addicted Son is about to be the governor of Lagos.

I wonder if NDLEA will ever catch them.

The most fraudulent INEC chairman in Nigeria history

W.O.E betide him

Nah lady wey no like man dey put am for talking stage.

If a lady likes you, she will not waste time diving into your life.

Kobojunkie:
Be sure to include any mentions of the man also cheating on his wife as well. Let's start getting away from telling half-baked stories in the year 2025.

Dumbesttt post I have seen in a long time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lydCUD3UMw8?si=PC-39cWn9K4K_jLj


I remember uploading this on TikTok

I wonder why the A list are not doing collabo with this iconic act.

Chemlite:
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Your high value woman is considered low value by some men!
Recently, I almost fall mugu for one. I like her, just at the talking stage, she requested for money. She wanted me to pay her daughter's school fee and give her feeding allowance. That the father (civil servant) is unconcern about her. Me wey still dey hussle, I noticed that this lady hasn't moved on, whenever he wants to Bleep her, he will just call her to come with his daughter, she rush to him. But she want give me condition!

You have no clue of what high value means.

iLegendd:
Most times self. The only thing I pay is transport and giving her WiFi connection. I feel as if I'm the loser for even paying her TP. Why? The pleasure is hers, 80%. So, I'm supposed to be paid.

You are fvking low value women or hookers.

We are talking about high value women.

JESOS.. jesos

And we are expecting progress..

The sad twist is that the money will be reloooted.

Can't he get rid of that disgusting black dot on his fore head?

And does this mean him and Bimbo are dating?

MadamVanessa:



I login to nairaland once I am on my off days. If you noticed very well, I am not always frequent on nairaland as Helinues is. And even if I don't have anything doing, it's non of your business please.

This is very childish... Keeping tag of how frequent anyone is active or inactive and using that as a yardstick to gauge how busy or jobless people are.

I work online everyday so whilst I'm online, I have nairaland opened always but does that make me jobless.

You people should please rid yourselves of this childish and archaic mindset

ipex:
She confided in me last night that she is circumcised. I don't know the resultant effect of marrying such person.

Its not really a big deal when it comes to choice of spouse but she may not really enjoy sex like that especially if her type of circumcision is stage 3.

I don't wish to marry a circumcised lady cos heading her won't be fascinating.

But you see those uncircumcised ones... Hoolala.. the fleshiness of the place is fun.

Reno I'm sorry to say this... You are hopelessly shameless.

Now I see that yoyr support for Tinubu is not borne out of objectivity but self interest.

So because Ribadu helped you, that is why you can't criticize any government he is involved in...

Oh yes I love your loyalty but it is now clear that no one should take you serious henceforth.

Very duuummb human being.

God2man2again:
Forex traders, it is time for you to deny or confirm it

I'm a very sound trader and I can say for a fact that Mark is capping.

Yes it's possible he lost some money to fx trading but definitely not this much.

I think the guy is only trying to make people take eyes off him.

Afrojuju2017:
A fool and his money would be quickly separated.
I learn to trade too but soon realised it is not a simple task as often paraded by these FX training guys.

I learnt from a trading expert who had experience working in London City financial services and an early fintech specialist (90s-00s), he was a friend and mentor so he really taught me well.

But it's not easy to day trade if you don't have the commitment, time and the foreknowledge in how economics and the market operates.

You need to automate your trading strategy.

Trading fx manually is not easy in any way

But I think the guy is capping.

You can only be a fool to lose so much.

maasoap:
It is gambling no matter how we look at it, one side must make a loss so that the other side can make gain

You are funny. Unfortunately it is not gambling in any way.

merits:
That is why I said it's like gambling I am not actually saying is gambling.

No sir.

Gambling is when you depend on luck. Forex trading involves strategic analysis.

You need to understand the difference.

merits:
Forex is like gambling so ready to carry your cross.

It is very different from gambling. But you need to master the business to make consistent profits.

Eyinju112:
Na the first wife I Dey pity 😂😂😂 I’m pretty sure the second wife won’t see anything bad in that because anyone who is comfortable marrying someone’s husband can do so many shit. It’s better to leave a crazy marriage than allow my husband and second wife trample on my dignity. An independent woman can never accept polygamy, Na hunger and long throat fit make you embrace polygamy. Check well, women in polygamous marriages are mostly lazy housewives and dependent women.

Who is this immature human being?

Ladies far better, finer, more educated and sophisticated than you are becoming co-wives every minute.

I'm sure you have been terribly used by many men yet you will be looking for a faithful man

Knelsoon:
If someone has 2 wives, does it sound strange to have sex (2some) together

Nothing is strange within the confines of marriage.

But I learnt it's only immigrants that he wants to deport

Why not just do steady foursome?

Which one be 3 days each. Shioor

I pity her regarding her rape experience IF it is true

But her story about her dad dieing at 40 no add up except her dad had her when he was below 20 or she wanted to get married as a minor.

How old was she when she was disowned cos of her choice of husband?

Could she be chasing clout.

oxygenlove:
And dem be adults oo

Stop this shitty talks about adulthood.

They are humans please.

chilltoo:
So easy to critize up and down. We have reasons sometimes to act in some ways others won't understand. Before that guy climbed the stage, something was thrown at him on that stage.

You obviously don't know shit.

Many celibrities have faced worse stuffs.

You can't expect everyone to love you.

I don't hate this guy but I dislike him with so much passion since the day I watched him walk out on his mum and an interviewer.

Very proud and arrogant.

Someone should tell him there are no champions forever.

Fooolish guy

God1000:
This guy has lost my respect, you don't play with people's emotions

I agree.