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I won't say what's on my mind

Bunch of ignorant people.

Trump victory has nothing to do with it.

Its just the normal trend moves.

This is very inconsequential.

Nonsense. Why the apology?

This bolt guy is stwpid.

ObaKlaz:
This DEMONcrats have been having major meltdowns since their defeat was sealed. One even shaved her hair in protest!

If Musk wants to adopt someone useful to replace this excuse of a daughter, I am available.

Hypocrites like you support Trump a legally convicted criminal but against Tinubu.

Beremx:
I don watch video sotay my eyes start to comot water. His wife can easily forgive him. What of the husbands of the women he fuckedd? Oh boy!!!

You enjoy am abi... Talk true. The guy get better gbola

The guy carry better machine and I guess those ladies keep telling the stories hence the reason many are tasting him.

Lol!

When I saw the background I believe her.

Many ladies are roasting in singlehood abroad.

Merry100:
If Mr. Responsible goes broke, it is easier to support him in rising again, but if you try to lift Mr. Lazy, you will also fall into the pity of failure.

You have changed the narrative.

A lazy man can be wealthy and an extremely hard working man can be poor.

And what happens if the man goes poor.

Will you leave the marriage?

Beekeeper1:
I’ve always been that person who says, “Naija till I die!” I grew up here, spent my whole life here, and I love this place like it’s part of my DNA. The food, the culture, the vibe—there’s just nothing like it. Even when my friends left for “greener pastures,” I was here, holding down the fort. “Who will remain to fix Naija if we all run away?” I’d joke.

But last month, my patriotism met its match.

It all started on a Monday morning—the kind that already feels like it’s out to get you before it even begins. I had a big presentation that day, one that could finally lead to a promotion. I got up extra early, suit pressed, slides perfected, and was out the door, determined to make a great impression.

Then NEPA happened. Halfway through my morning routine, the lights went out. No electricity. “No wahala,” I thought, scrambling to find my power bank for my phone and a flashlight to finish getting ready. I wasn’t going to let a little thing like no power stop me, right?

As I headed out, I noticed the fuel gauge blinking “empty.” Just my luck. I made a quick detour to the petrol station, only to be greeted by a line that looked like half of Lagos was there. An hour later, I was still in that line, watching the time tick by as my promotion dreams started slipping out of reach. But I finally got fuel, threw a thank you to the attendant, and sped off, hoping to make up for lost time.

And then I hit the traffic. Not today, please, I thought, gripping the steering wheel, whispering every “I cast and bind” prayer I knew. But Lagos traffic doesn’t answer prayers—it just swallows time, no matter how hard you beg.

I was almost at the office when I got stopped. You guessed it—police checkpoint. The officer took his sweet time inspecting my documents, dropping hints about “something for the weekend,” and I watched the last precious minutes melt away. By the time he finally waved me off, I’d missed my meeting.

When I finally got to the office, my boss didn’t even let me explain. She just gave me the look, that one that says, You had one job. I knew then that any hope for that promotion was gone.

That was it. I was drained, frustrated, and completely over it. It was like the universe was telling me, “Oga, it’s time to go.”

I don’t want to leave Naija; I really don’t. But sometimes, loving this place feels like being in a relationship with someone who just can’t get it together. You see the potential, the charm, the good heart underneath, but there’s always something—always some last-minute obstacle, some hidden clause that makes it so hard.

So yeah, I have a ‘japa’ plan now. I still love this place, and I always will. But maybe I need to love it from afar, with a little less “NEPA wahala” and a bit more stability. It’s a bittersweet plan, but hey, maybe one day I’ll come back, and Nigeria will be ready to meet me halfway.

Until then, my ‘japa’ plan is officially on standby. Because as much as I love this place, sometimes love just isn’t enough.

Can you just imagine.

Each one or those crazy things that made him miss the appointment is not even an issue here.

1. I have been in this country for years and not once have I seen electricity going off.

2. Transportation is top notch and all you need do is key in where you are going and you are 200% certain you will get there at the exact time that is shown.

3. Petrol is sold for just 1.60£ which is just 10% of one hour wage. And you don't even need to queue.

I can go on and on..

See guys, YES people work hard abroad and ofcourse we work hard in our native country too... No place is easy.

But the serenity that comes with an organised country is bliss.

Let me stop here.

Maybe there is another definition for levitate.

fullclub:
Will add more here as a remember.. Please don't mind the little errors in my typo.. I was at work when i drafted that.

Who ask you all these stories?

We have been living in UK without so much noise for years but you guys that just came in newly are bunch of noise makers.

Please live your life in silence and stop informing village people of your progress.

fergie001:
Rufai Oseni

I love this guy but he goofed on this.

TINUBU WAS NEVER ELECTED.

HE STOLE THE MANDATE.

Saying this simply means he agrees that Tinubu won the election.

biaframaster200:
Charity Organisation, my foot. Money raised for personal use. All of the funds raised at this point will eventually be used to settle his $500 million damages packages. Is this not for personal use? Be smart! !!!!

FIRS and SIRS should investigate this matter. He cannot be generating money from the public and diverting it for personal gain without paying taxes on the funds.....

Guy relax.

It's just a matter of time.

UncommonLogic:
Osinbajo is a classic ODALE. I lost the little respect I had for the clown during the last election.

Can I ask you one question.

How is Tinubu osinbajo's Benefactor?

fergie001:
Reno Omokri

Previous Thread:
Integrity Now A Scarce Commodity, Says Osinbajo

I always knew this guy to be a fooool but I never knew he is this dumb.

With all his knowledge he fails to understand that in Nigeria the office of the vice president is as powerful as the president makes it.

I don't blame Reno for his pseudo intelligence.... But I blame nairaland for pushing his nonsense opinion to front page.

Who is he compared to Osinbajo?

How is Tinubu Osinbajo benefactor to start with.

Indeed Reno is insaaane.

Bighead9:
What's the cause of this illness and is it common?

She had a nerve injury as a result of auto accident.

Dshocker:
I guess she doesn't drink water often, as to not be a problem when she is away from home.

I don't know how she drinks but according to her, she does not even know if her bladder is full cos she has damaged nerves..

People are going tru a lot and whilst some people think it is their right to just feel like urinating and they go to the loo to do with so much bliss, some people can only wish they can do just that.

People are going through a lot and you will never know if they don't tell you.

I know a friend who can not urinate at all and she is confined to the use of intermittent catheters for the rest of her life.

You will never know just by looking at her.

englishmart:
You must have some level of dementia if you're able to work effectively with a schizophrenic. She doesn't even remember she's part of this current government. Whatever she intends to do, she should have done already.
I'm black and I'm rooting for Donald Trump Chimkaire, any day , any time.

Just read the trash you posted and you will realize how shallow your knowledge is.

Read this..

THE OFFICE OF THE VICE PRESIDENT IS ONLY AS POWERFUL AS THE PRESIDENT MAKES IT TO BE.

biaframaster200:
FIRS should approach VDM and collect tax from the 100 million he just receive. He should pay tax or risk litigation for tax evaition ......


You will learn. ...don play. ..you will learn the hard way. ...

I don't think charity organizations are taxed

Down2earth101:
If he ain't seeking approval why inform the wife...

You men dey so darrrrft.... Idoubt if God really made you men outta his own image...

Please stay off my mention...

Who is this one?

You obviously think you are making sense.

When ladies impose another man's child on their husband do they seek approval before doing so?

When married ladies choose to sleep with other men do they seek approval.

You must either be plain stwpid or hopelessly deluded to hold this notion.

That I even suggested informing the lady first is out of marital respect.

Please stay off my mentions. I'm too mentally sound to indulge low IQ people like you.

When a man is a simp or perhaps not rich enough to be the man, he loses his identity.

Down2earth101:
Men like you na the reason this world ain't progressing....


So he should just go ahead and marry a second wife without the "approval" of the first...?

You dey very stewpid

You are the stwpid person.

When a lady decides to dump your sorry ass, she does so without caring about your feelings.

So Yes out of respect, a man should inform his wife BUT NOT SEEK APPROVAL.

This one nah simp.

I don't need my wife's permission to marry a second wife. I only need to let her know out of respect.

koldrun:
I was trying to prepare dinner about 2 hours ago, when boiling water poured on my leg. I was rushed to a nearby hospital, where I was administered first aid, and then the doctor prescribed some drugs. I have a feeling that this might be a third degree scald. Your suggestions are welcome on how to treat this.

With honey and aloe Vera, it will heal very fast and also go to the hospital please.

Say no more Reno.

Just know that you have destroyed the legacy you built for years.

Your unborn generation will suffer for this.

badoh:
Na this smuggling issue led to the removal of fuel subsidy. Imagine government subsidizing fuel and unfortunate people lifting same fuel after been subsidized and taking it across the border to sell at exorbitant price. Nigeria is a lawless country with poor institutions to punish law breakers. As long as government continues to subsidize, smuggling won't stop.

Baldadash... Is the petrol smuggled in math boxes?

Go to the borders at night and see how fully loaded tankers are making ways through the borders.

Mad government.

I go weak whenever I see fine boobs and petite round soft ass.

diamond68:
what’s ya point aburo? 👀

Who be your Aburo.

Are you above 50? That is when you can call me aburo

UltimateCSH:
Is Peter Obi a good person

I'm just asking 🤣🤣🤣

Is Democracy a good system

Is any politician a good person

Symptoms of madness.

Tinubu is the subject but your mental problem carry Obi enter.