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this na fido dido hair style nau,chidinma take ur tym o

#entered the witch school sees grandma as the principal,faints#

when nature dial ya number,u must pick dat call irrespective of location or time.

once saw a postpaid customer with a million naira credit limit and dis boi dey post 10k accnt balance,the pikin sef

my eyes shall see no strong yansh

not only is his skin black guess his brain is burnt as well......na virgin atlantic airways,yeye dey smell

emaculate99:
http://www.channelstv.com/2015/05/12/police-arrest-four-members-involved-in-lekki-robbery/

four robbers arrested in five different locations,naija police how far na?

MrCork:
^^^ see this skinnny hungry lookin somali wanna be Nigerian?.... And shudunt u be thinkin about food? (no ofeeense)

you deserve a medal.

Mrinquisitive:
Ok. This is all just to prove to guys that money is bullshit, being handsome is the single most important thing in the life of a man. Even with my bad attitude my girls still love me, i can literally get away with anything i say or do. Sorry for being rude

WHAT! did u just say that?

make i join abeg,those uni ibadan days went to see a side chick in unad(iworoko) only to get there by past 11 at nyt,omo those night guards use me as companion(selling tomatoe) till arnd 4 wey dem con escort me go the villa,omo babe don even sleep u nid to see this niqua vexing but she give me till i almost faint...chai wat punna has caused.

onoerime:
fiance. Even done the first introductions to the family members. I planning for the real thing by october

then please dont sow the seed of doubt in your relationship,trust her for her words.

onoerime:
do you trust yourself

funny how questions are been asked,you said she is your fiance and you are still in the trust phase? when you say someone is your fiance that implies you have gone through the phase of doubting eachother and start talking about settling down,so please my brother is she your fiance or your girlfriend?

wow.......im amazed at peoples mentality on nairaland,do you have to second guess every move ur partner makes? for crying out loud she could have closed her mouth and hell u aint gonna knw abt it honestly i pity her in the relationship cos the trust is a one sided thing u have.........pls learn to trust so u can live longer.

my dear i think you should sit your mum down and have a heart to heart talk with her,firstly at 25 going 26 the very least you ought to have is a steady relationship which he should have visited once or twice and your mum would have known there is a boyfriend secondly move out of your mums apartment and chill with a friend reason is a handful of mums would only lead their female child this path your mum is clinging to.


NB...you look more matured than your age.

cokacoola:
but am alway last longer like 20 go 30mins on first round

mechionu gi dia,u be irobot?

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chinkichun:
Too bad... One thing I learnt from 100 level GST (use of English) is that you don't pronounce the '0' in phone numbers as zero. Instead, you pronounce it as the alphabet O. I guess that really matters to them since it's a radio firm.

But I swear, na zero dey quick enter person mouth... ... Zero 8 zero

actually the correct way of pronouncing it is zero and not O,the only glitch is he should have included the +234 then start wit 80,thats if what they needed was the phone number.

why has thy son of man chosen to die young,wetin u find reach her inbox?

you gallant,u strong,u dey well,u solid,u bam,u carry,you DEAD.....good riddance to bad rubbish....rest in peace sha

wld someone pls recommend brighter grammer to this dude...

PaulCI:
Hahahahahaha! I cannot die laughing!! Funny dude....looks like the duck in looney toons...cant remember its name, its been ages since i saw that duck.
Pink balm? Whatcha need it for? If girls are bleaching their skins, my nikka is bleaching his lips. Does it make you a better kisser? Or a better speaker? Mm...my devious mind says it thinks it makes them give "head" better. Hmm. #beesting

daffy duck....

op leave that thing,all ur study is abroad abeg come study naija couples and lets see the response,cant believe i would sleep off or get drunk on the first night i am allowed to legitimately pour inside and shake yansh make e enta well well after all d nylon bag and withdrawal......

sipsip:
Two bottles of small stout for this man.

thanks chief,mey suya give this bros suya 1k

MrBasketball:


Only stüpid guys does that.

bro then they are stupid kids then

finally found someone dat sees this crap same way i see it,thank you say u accept me into the world or somefin? it pisses me off like cray....some kids wld even like a girls msheeeew and im lyk WTF

ebonyeyez:
damn..

im lost.....

abeg bros shift make i manage hia wit una,wey my cream.......chisos who mix toothpaste wit my cream......

she is obviously taking to you the gathering of the dumb.....ur goat wear flag hold red flag sef