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kelvyn7:
Banky own na to dey smile dey go people wedding

that man can attend people wedding eh.

starlingslimnet:
Well i must say This is appalling and disgusting: Yes, it's hideous
and horrendous,despicable and deplorable; I had
say revolting more like awful and egregious.To me
this is flagitious, indecent,ghoulish and nauseous
perfect word is morbid. You wouldn't be wrong if you
say its repulsive and contemptible.

bros na dictionary you chop as breakfast?

op i know what you are going through first hand believe me however please never drop your resignation letter without securing a better offer,let me give you an example as i work in a multinational where you just dont get promoted in a year however i got promoted twice in 10months the last one was crazy as i was up against my prospective boss candidate,i made it and got hostility for you know why however my secret was simple,i chose to be better now that same boss is my pal,when you look at him see your ladder to be great.

WhiteTechnology:
A zoo is a place where the freedom of animals are denied.


Nigeria is a zoo because the freedom of so many ethnic nations have being denied.



I want you to answer this


IS ONE NIGERIA BY FORCE..

going by your definition,are you an animal?

when nature dial your number my dear you will pick the call.

this same mentality of not taking responsibility for what we do is why an armed robber is caught and he blames it on the devil and hunger yet he has a jean wit belt and cross on his neck and also that same crazy mentality that when he is caught people rally round set him ablaze even in fuel scarcity,oh my what sort of mentality is this?

POWEROFPEACE:
The funniest part of it all, allow this man to walk and he will continue his crime for sure.

and setting him ablaze would bring closure to you?

i am typing this with the last inch of maturity in me as im itching to use extremely abusive words on you however you know the truth already so please feel free and marry her as nairaland would always be here when she sleeps with your friend,brother,gateman,boss please come back and open another thread........can you imagine.

just waka pass.

op first thing take the mouth guard off then either you leave your gsd with the male for a few days or you take the male with you home,leave them and three days top they would hump.

dapipson:
I got a life from your post.

glad i could help.

op thats a very good point you raised however let me clarrify something nigerians refuse to understand is that there is no UNLIMITED bundle anywhere in nigeria telecom,this i can say categorically however the use of unlimited majority of the time has nothing to do with the data,let me take for example airtel bundle of 1500naira called unlimited,on that bundle the unlimited means you can use it on any device(no device limit) now the telecoms marketing dept knows how gullible an average nigerian is and they are taking advantage of it,like you said information is power if only they seek for it.

EVILFOREST:
I know u may be an EDUCATED person but you are incomplete without ENLIGHTENMENT and EXPOSURE.

U need these 3 E's to even make HEAVEN else FAKE PASTORS will use you as a bait

Am sorry, I don't mean to berate you but I think you lack the last 2 E's..

U can get them by always
1) STUDYING things esp. the ones unrelated to ur field.
2) ASKING relevant questions.
3) EMBARKING on trips from your comfort zone.
4) HAVING friends outside your field of study.
5) MARRYING a lady who has the 3

one of the best response i have seen in a while,my brother you deserve a medal.

MzzTega:
Beautiful!!!!

I know how to swim. Want to learn how to fly also,can't take any chances,he might want to propose in the air.

lol....very funny

Never call them as you would seem desperate thereby blowing your chance,please infact im begging you not to call them oooo its my area of expertise abeg no call them.

dump her sorry ass and if her grand father call you tell them what you saw else she would put it on you and believe me it aint gonna be funny,i am speaking from experience.

EastLebanon:
An empty head is a heavy load to the neck

choi this is wicked.

op you fall my hand o haba,fine you did good by respecting her however if she needed respect she wouldnt have spent a whooping 3days choi,abeg go out now buy castle lager beer(cream) down 3 bottles then ring the babe and make up for those 3 wasted days.

my dear op,please have it known that your first mistake was to go through her stuff as its morally wrong and you made use of a statement up there saying its your right to check, kindly change that mindset as its not your right not even if she is your daughter now Gynaecosid is used to force menstruation and when this occurs it terminates any form of prospective preggy.........



nobody goes through a ladies stuff or phone and remains the same.

Truth be told majority of the guys dating their age mates wont get married to them,its just the way it is however i dont think you need advice because he knew you were there when he said it so be matured and dont let yourself be used to cure konji.

gbese re o!

im sorry to derail pls i need a slight help about a particular song i think it was by marc anthony it goes thus" cause you are my love the one that i love here in this life" thats all i can remember pls google isnt much of a help i beg of you guys,music thread not helping.

pls music lovers there is this marc anthonys song i cant seem to remember the name only the some words and it goes thus "cause you are my life the one that i want here in this life i could ................,just cant get d name is anyone kind enof to help me pls.

my typical nigerian mum,remember those days when i offend her and she says oya come and pass here,still wondering how she does it because the slippers is still on her feet and you are one step away from running omo not even usian bolt would escape the slippers cos na back of your neck e dey come.......chai i sha love dat woman with everything.

its understandable the op might be joking though however op pray the next girl that comes your way does not set you up with this rape you openly claim you wanna carry out,i really pity you.

with this kind long neck,bae fit dey bathroom dey give u head for bed.

talk2yommex2000:
You said left leg, wat abt the right leg?

lol funny you,was making reference to the picture.

a lifeless body wont have its left leg raised except the individual was burnt.....

ozy4fruit sounds better off.

op i respect you will of not bending,i hail your resolve now talk true wetin really happen,hope say u no do face like anti-christ wey dey scare the kids o....

99 pictures for the thief memory full for the owner at this their pace.