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Celebrities › Re: Comedian Sanku Died In Loaned Car, Owed Dealer ₦13 Million - Guarantor Says by otomatic(m): 1:59pm On Sep 24, 2025
The guarantor is the dealer's credit insurance coverage
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by otomatic(m): 9:15pm On Sep 19, 2025
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by otomatic(m): 9:07am On Sep 18, 2025
SpaceX:
Who bought Dangote refinery shares I recommended some months age, it's at all time high, enjoy your loots.

I never miss!!! I'm born to do this sh*i


My course will soon be out, book this space!!!!
Bgrin grin KED
Politics › Re: Adeleke Orders Action On Jailed Osun Monarch by otomatic(m): 11:56am On Sep 14, 2025
The real life 'Nigerian prince' usually found in email scams
Family › Re: Husbands, Widowers Can Take Their Wives Surnames - South Africa's highest Court by otomatic(m): 10:36am On Sep 11, 2025
So after I don go marry finish, collect list, pay every every, I come take the woman's surname as my own abi.
E no de possible.
No need for court sef.
I wonder the sort of men that are so eager to take a wife's surname when she is not the queen of England.
Politics › Re: Police Spent ₦22 Million On 85 Cartons Of Cracker Biscuits For Personnel by otomatic(m): 9:17am On Sep 10, 2025
22M divided by 85 cartons equals 258,823.53 per carton.
Na to sell biscuit na im I de reason laidis. But who go buy from me?
Politics › Re: Senator Ned Nwoko- I Denied Being Igbo During The War So As Not To Be Killed by otomatic(m): 8:56am On Sep 05, 2025
christistruth01:
The Hausa of Asaba were slaughtered by the Biafrans during the Invasion

Read Gen Alabi Isama's "Tragedy of Victory"
You mean Hausas in Asaba
Travel › Re: Man Who Queried Phyna’s ₦1Billion Demand Loses Brother In Dangote Truck Accident by otomatic(m): 10:38am On Sep 04, 2025
Phew!
Karma is that you?
That was swift!

Na who wear shoe de know where e pinch!

Empathy towards him sha.
Politics › Re: Shocking Revelation In Late Edwin Clark’s Will To Wives by otomatic(m): 2:45pm On Sep 01, 2025
akpumping7720:
Waoooooh. What a risky move. He had to wait till he clocked almost 93 years old before preparing his will.
That should be his most recent update/revision
Christianity Etc › Re: My Wife-to-be Stayed With Me When I Was Frying Buns As A Houseboy- Rev Omolehin! by otomatic(m): 11:13am On Aug 31, 2025
I think say this kind wife-to-be staying with a man used to lead to suspension in church back in the days.

Churches used to frown at cohabitation, boyfriend-girlfriend unchaperoned realtionships or am I missing something?
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by otomatic(m): 9:16pm On Aug 27, 2025
zendi:
This means he quits as Access CEO ?

This guy talked smart to my ears.

A falling-out with Aig?
He only resigned from the board of the holdco to comply with CBN regulation of maximum of 9 board members for holdcos.

He still remains as MD/CEO of the bank.
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by otomatic(m): 7:43pm On Aug 23, 2025
Demolaeby:
A stockbroker is charging me an annual fee of 500k as his professional fees and brokerage fees. Is it the proper way to engage a stockbroker for his professional advice. Do they charge so high like this. He told me the fee is subject to review at the end of every year
are they managing your portfolio for you?
If there are losses at the end of the year, will the fee still be taken or will you be reimbursed?
Is it not better to take a percentage of the portfolio gains for the year to ensure
that he is motivated to perform?
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by otomatic(m): 10:00am On Aug 19, 2025
KarlTom:
Ding! cool
Sharp
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by otomatic(m): 9:59am On Aug 19, 2025
megawealth01:
N419billion Conditional Cash Transfered To Nearly 6million Nigerians...." FG

Interesting days ahead?
I find the figure instructive. 419 billion...
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by otomatic(m): 3:43pm On Aug 10, 2025
Hello Nosa2. Congratulations on your new forum.
Kindly optimize it for mobile. The fonts are so tiny on phone.
And hey, I just successfully registered.
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by otomatic(m): 10:03am On Jul 31, 2025
leo1234:
GTCO closed at 0.09 usd today on the London stock exchange.
That's about 138 naira per share.
Closed at 101.95 on Nigerian stock exchange.

Bargain hunters take note. 👌
I wish there was an arbitrage opportunity here.
Car Talk › Re: Appeal Court Rules FRSC Lacks Power To Seize Drivers’ Licences, Vehicles by otomatic(m): 9:02am On Jul 29, 2025
Ibehchizzy:
It’s. Not gonna be obeyed
So what’s the point

Bvvcfff
One can go to the court for a redress.

Ever heard of garnishee order?
Romance › Re: Mary Godwin Akpan Buys A Lexus (Photos) by otomatic(m): 9:41pm On Jul 12, 2025
Dogalmighty17:
It must be an Akpabio. God has indeed blessed her hustle. Nairalanders should not go and crash Xvideos o. Cos I know say na there Una dey rush go like this.
You too de follow Exangel007 call Akpabio?
The title says "Akpan". The blog link says the same thing too. I wonder how OP got her own name.
Family › Re: Lalasticlala Welcomes A Set Of Twins by otomatic(m): 8:59pm On Jul 11, 2025
Congratulations to our original "snake master". May the twins bring your family good fortune.
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by otomatic(m): 12:22pm On Jul 11, 2025
Family › Re: South Africans Protest Burial Of Nigerian Man In Their Village by otomatic(m): 6:40am On Jul 11, 2025
They unknowingly did that guy a favour. I'm sure the guy would prefer to be buried in his village.
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by otomatic(m): 7:53am On Jul 06, 2025
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by otomatic(m): 10:43am On Jun 24, 2025
I de see sugar on full bid abi na my eye? Somebody, pls help me check.
Business › Re: Fed Govt To Link Credit Scores To NIN In Sweeping Credit Reform Drive by otomatic(m): 11:07am On Jun 18, 2025
This is great.

Even landlords will run a credit check on prospective tenants to know those that don't usually pay their rents. Just ask for the NIN identification.
If you don't pay school fees for your children, your name should pop up.
Owe nepa bill, your name should pop-up.
Chronic debtor? Better think again.
Politics › Re: Dangote Refinery begins nationwide distribution Of PMS & Diesel by August by otomatic(m): 8:50pm On Jun 15, 2025
ElevationD:
That’s good. However, did the refinery consider collaborating with the federal government to connect other parts of the country using pipelines? At least, that should reduce the risks of trucks having accidents on the roads and costing lives and properties. Some Dangote truck drivers are known to be quite reckless on the highways. Also it should reduce the time frame for delivery of products nationwide.
From today till the takeoff date is exactly 2 months. You cannot get pipelines in place in that time frame. Pipelines may take the same number of years it took to build the refinery as well as great capital and stress.
As for drivers, the company should train and retrain them and also put internal disciplinary mechanisms in place.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Awards Labaran Maku OON — 11 Years After He Received Higher CON by otomatic(m): 7:49pm On Jun 14, 2025
The office of SGF should be tasked with maintaining a database of these honours/honorees.
Anyone who is to be honoured should be screened against that database.
Christianity Etc › Re: 106 Million Naira Recovered By The God Of Chosen ( Pics, Video) by otomatic(m): 8:35am On Jun 08, 2025
UBA Lasu branch, over to you.
Na so una de do for there shocked
Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom Governor, Umo Eno Officially Dumps PDP, Defects To APC by otomatic(m): 1:30pm On Jun 06, 2025
Nothing shocking
Family › Re: Florida Family Went Fishing And Caught 56 Pounds Of Cocaine by otomatic(m): 8:26pm On May 29, 2025
This family don go price market o. The owners of the "fish" will be asking for their stuff and will not want any stories.

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