please i need help i want to travel to Uganda,anybody who has travel before or have useful information help me out because i have not travel out of Nigeria before,

Nice Thoughts, .

1. If you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

2. The smallest good deed is better than the grandest intention.

3. Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.

4. The best vitamin for making friends .B1.

5. The 10 commandments are not multiple choice.

6. The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.

7. Minds are like parachutes, . they function only when open.

8. Ideas won't work unless YOU do.

9. One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.

10. One who lacks the courage to start has already finished.

11. The heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

12. Don't learn safety rules by accident.

13. We lie the loudest when we lie to ourselves.

14. Jumping to conclusions can be bad exercise.

15. A turtle makes progress when it sticks its head out.

16. One thing you can give and still keep .is your word.

17. A friend walks in when everyone else walks out.

AND FINALLY,

18. The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime!

wat of ppl who choose unical as their second choice in the ume are they eligible for the post ume hun?
reply quick pls

Mine was fxxp up and crazy cos at the inception of the exam every1 was instructed to drop their phone on a decks and after the exam some jackass took my phone and switch it off immediately,wonder why sum ppl gat the intention of stealing in an exam,and yet after the exam them go pray make them pass na wa ho?

wonder what u guys thinks about the album of 2face(unstoppable) blackface9ja (i musiq and me )and face(originality) well for me 2baba sounds more international in this album, black still attacking govt and gat some good danchall well for face i was not impress i mean it does not sound like the face i knew then

i registered two forms today and am so surprise because more centers are created in lagos, na wa ho!pity for ppl we dey lagos but choose other state. the registration closes in 2 days time

Hey 27 here u can reach me on 08061697071

Does university of calabar accep second choice pls tell me?

It.just crazy.blackfacenaija is my dude i know him that well tDoubt if he can do such a thing.Besides how much is 100gs for him side that guy is a millionaire despite the way ppl look Down on him.

Dat be no9

(Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)
"You're under arrest!"
(For what?)
"For stealing my heart."


Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?


Are your legs tired?
(girl: Why?)
because you have been running through my mind all day!


"I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"


Can you give me directions to your heart?
I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.


(Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt,jacket, etc.)
She would say,"What are doing"
Respond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."


(Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)
"I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."


Is it hot in here or is it just you?


Walk up to a guy and say: "Are you from Greece?"
"No" he answers.
"Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece"


I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek,and die on your lips.


Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put You and I together.


Are you lost?
cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.


Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?


What's that in your eye? Oh, it's a sparkle.


You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.


If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

Watch the sunset together.


Whisper to each other.


Cook for each other.


Walk in the rain.


Hold hands.


Buy gifts for each other.


Roses.


Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.


Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight.


Write poetry for each other


Hugs are the universal medicine.


Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it.


Give random gifts of flowers/candy/ poetry etc.


Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want. Do not lie.


Spend every second possible together .


Look into each other's eyes.


Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love her, and kiss her lightly.


When in public, don't flirt with each other.


Put love notes in their pockets when they aren't looking.


Buy her a ring.


Sing to each other.


Always hold her around her hips/sides.


Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal.


Spaghetti? (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?)


Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart.


Dance together.


Let your girl fall asleep with her head in your lap.

(It looks real cute)


Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look in a mirror to read it.


Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes


Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call and say I love you.


Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them.


Remember your dreams and tell her about them.


Always tell her how pretty she looks.


Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears.


Be Prince Charming to her parents.(Brownie Points)


Brush her hair out of her face for her.


Hang out with his/her friends. (more brownie points)


Go to church/pray/ worship together.


Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked.


Learn from each other and don't make the same mistake twice.


Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her.


Make sacrifices for each other.


Really love each other, or don't stay together.


Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren't thinking about them, and make sure they know it.


Love yourself before you love anyone else.


Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages.


Dedicate songs to them on the radio.


Fall asleep on the phone with each other.


Stand up for them when someone talks trash.


Never forget the kiss goodnight. And always remember to say,

"Sweet dreams."

. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me! " - That's Direct Marketing"


2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: " He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"


3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: " Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"


4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations"


5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! Me?" - That's Brand Recognition"


6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - " That's Customer Feedback"


7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"


8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"


9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets "

No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission.


Most people will be about as happy, as they decide to be.


Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently.


Whatever you are willing to put up with, is exactly what you will have.


Success stops when you do.


When your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.


You will never have it all together.


Life is a journey, not a destination. Enjoy the trip!


The biggest lie on the planet When I get what I want I will be happy.


The best way to escape your problem is to solve it.


I've learned that ultimately , 'takers' lose and 'givers' win.


Life's precious moments don't have value, unless they are shared.


If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive.


We often fear the thing we want the most.


He or she who laughs, lasts.


Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.


Look for opportunities, not guarantees.


Life is what's coming, not what was.


Success is getting up one more time.


Now is the most interesting time of all.

And Most of all,


When things go wrong, don't go with them.

(Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)
"You're under arrest!"
(For what?)
"For stealing my heart."


Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?


Are your legs tired?
(girl: Why?)
because you have been running through my mind all day!


"I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"


Can you give me directions to your heart?
I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.


(Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt,jacket, etc.)
She would say,"What are doing"
Respond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."


(Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)
"I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."


Is it hot in here or is it just you?


Walk up to a guy and say: "Are you from Greece?"
"No" he answers.
"Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece"


I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek,and die on your lips.


Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.


Are you lost?
cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.


Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?


What's that in your eye? Oh, it's a sparkle.


You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.


If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

no commendation rite?

when will 9ja start apprecaitin somethin

) dear cute, Love is the best medicine, and there is more than enough to go around once you open your heart. please open your heart 4 me with love


2) Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you. Please don't hurt my heart


3) Fear less, hope more, eat less, chew more, whine less, breathe more, talk less good for u. LOVE MORE and all good things will be yours


4) When two people love each other, they don't look at each other, they look in the same direction. Believe it or not.


5) We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another. You want to become angel? Come I will give my wing. Love you so much


6) Don't say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it!.


7) Love is like a roller coaster. Once you have completed the ride, you want to go again. We will love for rest of our life

Love bears all things, Love believes all things, Love hopes all things, and most precious of all, Love endures all things. Come we love and make things happy


9) If death is the only way we will part then let me die with you because I cannot live without you. BUT I cannot die because my heart is with you


10) not allowed without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best in the world.



11) If 'I love you' is only three words, why is it worth a million?. Because you know Love will do miracles


12) How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to. Love you dear.

13) We are each an angel with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing each other.

14) If you live to be 100 yrs, I want to live to be 100 yrs minus one day, so I never have to live without you. I Cant live with out U,

15) I knew I would look back on my tears and laugh, but I never thought I would look back on my laughs and cry. Please don't hurt me darling

16) Everyone hears what you say. I listen to what you say. Best Lover listen to what you don't say.


17) A memory lasts forever, Never does it die. True Lovers stay together And never said goodbye. Donot say good bye to me my sweet heart.

18) A road to a your house is never long for me. Because you are in my heart house.

19) I'm not the same since i met u, the days turned longer the nights turned colder and u will always have a special place in my heart just 4 u I LOVE YOU

20) love is when u don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. I will not sleep 2day. Waiting for you

21) Last night I looked up at the stars, And matched each one with a reason why I love you. Till I cannot matched

22) When I saw u afraid 2 meet you, When I met u, afraid 2 like you, When I liked u afraid 2 love you, But now that I LOVE U .I am afraid 2 lose u. love me for ever


23) If I would be a tear in your eye I will roll down on your cheek and die on your lip and if you would be a tear in my eye I will never cry by a fear of losing you

24) Love makes life so confusing and difficult but without love would you want to live?. With out you I cannot breath also. Because my heart is with u

25) If you love me like you told me please be careful with my heart you can take it; just don't break it ,

Tell her she is beautiful (not hot, fine, or sexy)

Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.

Kiss her on the forehead.

Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

Always tell her you love her every second of the day.

When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.

Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.

Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.

Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.

Write her notes. (she loves them)

Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.

Play with her hair.

Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.

Sit in the park and just talk to her.

Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.

Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night . . . just because you missed her.

Let her fall asleep in your arms.

Carve your names into a tree.

If she's mad at you, kiss her.

Give her piggyback rides.

Bring her flowers

Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.

Look her in the eyes and smile.

Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.

Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.

Kiss her in the rain.

If you are in love with her . . . tell her.

1You can stare at any Girl

2You don’t have to spend money on her.

3You won’t get boring result in ur board papers.

4No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

5If u don’t have a girlfriend, she can’t dump u.

6Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.

7This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

8You won’t have to tolerate someone else defining, “right” and “wrong” for u.

9Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can’t do anything according ur wishes anymore.

10You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.

11You won’t have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

12You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.

13You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

14You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u’ll sin less.

15You can have good night’s sleep-no need to dream about her.

16You wont have to fight over having a ’special’ friend with ur folks.

17You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.

18No tension.

19You can be “yourself”

20You wont have to hide your telephone bills….

1   Ms. Nice Gal :-                                                       
"Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn't have"
Also known as: What a girl, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze, doormat.
Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly.
Disadvantages: May wise up someday.

 
2Old Yeller :-
"You goddamn spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a bitch! Can't you see you're making me miserable?"
Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell.
Advantages: Pays attention to you.
Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans.

 
3Sickly :-
"Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite"
Also known as: Whiner, Mewler, Glumpy.
Advantages: Predictable.
Disadvantages: Contagious.

 
4The Bosser :-
"Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look."
Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, yes Mom.
Advantages: Often right.
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?

 
5Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied :-
"I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair colour?"
Also known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw c'mon Honey.
Advantages: Easily soothed.
Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed.

 
6Wild Woman out of Control :-
"I've got an idea. Lez get drunk an' make love onna front lawn. I done it before. S'fun."
Also known as: Fast girl, freewheeler, goodtime charleena, passed out.
Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys.
Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs.

 
7Huffy :-
"I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at"
Also known as: No fun, humorless prig, Cold fish, Chilly proposition, iceberg, Snarly.
Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you.
Disadvantages: You will have no friends.

 
8Woman from Mars :-
"I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship"
Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic.
Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable.
Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud.

 
9Ms. Dreamgirl :-
"I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now"
Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous.
Advantages: Funny, intelligent uninhibited.
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you.
BABES CHOOSE THE CATEKORY U BELONG TO

World's most expensive cell phone

By the time I came across to know this cell phone I though that the Nokia Vertu and Nokia Goldvish were the most expensive mobiles phones in the world, but this one makes me think that I am wrong, it worths 1.3 million US Dollar. 1.3 million dollar for this phone is just because of the look of the phone. This most expensive phone has been made by a Russian, and have been embedded with several diamonds on its left and right border. There are diamonds even on the keypad of the phone. Total diamonds embedded are 50. Each one is a blue diamond of 0.5 - 2 carat. The phone is completely made from platinum with logo and buttons made out of gold. The phone has been introduced in the market by the company Ancort. The specification of the phone is mentioned below:-

Pictures of world's most expensive mobile phone

World's most expensive mobile / cell phone

Yet another picture below

World's most expensive mobile / cell phone
Phone Specifications of world's most expensive cell phone:

* Network: GSM 900/1800
* Dimensions: 115§ç53§ç24 mm
* Processor: Motorola MX21 (266 MHz)
* OS: Windows CE
* Memory: 64 §®B (Flash)/64 §®B (RAM)
* Display: 2.2¡í 262K TFT screen
* Standby Time: 100 Hours
* Talk Time: 2 hours
* Music Player
* USB
Encryption Specifications of world's most expensive mobile:

* Encryption Processor: TMS 320 VC 5416
* Crypto Phone call
* Crypto SMS
* Crypto E-mail
* Dedicated encryption button

hi
   evrybody blackface tuface and face u do u think sing more better  as for me is blackface cos he is their don  wrote african wrote most ot their song when dey are still in group
halla at me if u agree buy his new album evergreen and see wat am talkin abt  i have faze new album independent tigt and coo and uface grass 2 grace not cool but blackface is theri fader gba be

Alaye is not a nigerian guy, he is a jamaican guy and a british but based in uk dats all

sheh na bad thing say i send the news to nairaland land ?

hey
fellas tuface wife has gave birth to a baby boy recently and while 2face was in tour in usa he went shopping for his new baby boy men dat guy na big boy now ooooo e no easy abi e easy?

hey
was up people do we have any girl here from 16 to 18 dat is in lagos dat need a guy from dat age group should please notify me cos i need a girl here
am damn serous?

hey people,
does anyone knows were i cud get 2006 neco time table am badly in need of it cos the exams are coming very soon i have tried all the website and directives given here but it does work please if u know it kindly email the time table to at emmetta @yahoo.com
hopin for replies soon ok thank very much
much love ottentick