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Funny!16 Ways To Propose Her(at Your Own Risk) by ottentick(m): 10:51am On Mar 19, 2008 |
(Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back) "You're under arrest!" (For what?) "For stealing my heart." Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one? Are your legs tired? (girl: Why?) because you have been running through my mind all day! "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?" Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt,jacket, etc.) She would say,"What are doing" Respond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven." (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.) "I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are." Is it hot in here or is it just you? Walk up to a guy and say: "Are you from Greece?" "No" he answers. "Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece" I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek,and die on your lips. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together. Are you lost? cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again? What's that in your eye? Oh, it's a sparkle. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen. |
Re: Funny!16 Ways To Propose Her(at Your Own Risk) by Chiori(m): 11:34am On Mar 19, 2008 |
It's nice and quite interesting. But I should say this was hardly the board for it. It should be in Romance, unless we're saying that toasting a woman is now a career in Nigeria. |
Re: Funny!16 Ways To Propose Her(at Your Own Risk) by Nobody: 4:45pm On Jun 18, 2008 |
;d |
Re: Funny!16 Ways To Propose Her(at Your Own Risk) by matured(m): 9:14pm On Jun 18, 2008 |
this guy na o sho omo go omo pon watin nay only get all this toasting method.i wonder how many girls u must have led astray. be nice be matured |
Re: Funny!16 Ways To Propose Her(at Your Own Risk) by matured(m): 9:20pm On Jun 18, 2008 |
This guy na o sho omo gbo omo pon watin nay only get all this toasting method.i wonder how many girls u must have led astray. be nice be matured |
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