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lmao! this thread is funny mahn

THE WORLD CUP of course, the world cup provides the big stars in the  ECL, go figga


isshh! come to think of it, the world cup is where u get to see fine barbies ,
u get to see shakira do the waist thing and not the ECL where the majority of supporters are bony faced looking white men and even worse in the winter tht wuz juz by the way

tho the ECL dey be
still WORLD CUP tho

NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET

ijele:
Then he Mwisho is in deep poo cos if he swap any of d nominee likely K1 to UTI(UTI may win), dat would seem betrayal 2 SHUTI. To play safe, let him swap MUNYA wit a girl like TATI. ( De result will be 2 close 2 call but still it favours UTI

agreed

usbcable:
I have a nephew that supports arsenal(because im papa na arsenal fan) he is getting to be seven next year and guess what he is yet to celebrate with his dad a win over chelsea.

hahahahahahaha
they told us (CHELSEA) we cudn' perform against "bigga" teams when Man. City defeated us,
yet Man.U drew against Sunderland the supposed smaller team and Arsenal got whipped in their own backyard by West Brom, well for us (CHELSEA) u give us the small and big we go murder,
LOL! did y'all see Essien chasing the ball wit both foot and hands? he's a BEAST >>>THE BISON
ITS THE MIGHTY MEAN CHELSEA PEOPLE!

CHELSEA
I see the usual scene of CHELSEA bullying ARSENAL, its sad man

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY TO ALL NIGERIANS, GOD BLESS Y'ALL AND ALL THE BEST

1 LUV FROM GH.

^^^
u said it all bruv

^^^ lol

see Andre Ayew go, GH. Stand up

Caf disowns Player of Year list, Glo clashes with MTN


Posted On Tuesday, 28th September 2010



The Confederation of African Football (Caf) has disowned a purported list of players named for the 2010 African Player of Year which was originated by MTNFootball.com.

The publication has seriously infuriated Glo, the sponsors of the event, who are archrivals of MTN in the telecommunications industry in West Africa.

MTNFootball.com, which is owned by South African giants MTN, published on Sunday that 17 players were included in the preliminary list that is dominated by Ghanaians and Ivorians.

The Ghanaian quartet of Kevin Prince Boateng, Michael Essien, Kwadwo Asamoah and Asamoah Gyan were named in the list.

Other keys players like Didier Drogba, Samuel Eto’o, Seydou Keita and Emmanuel Adebayor were named in the list with Mikel Obi’s exclusion raising eyebrows.

The publication seems to have denied Glo the media publicity opportunity it gains from its scheduled events to unveil the list.

Caf, the continent’s governing body, has now distanced itself from the list insisting that it did not leak the information.

“CAF wishes to state clearly that the list did not emanate from its offices as there are known procedures for the listing of nominees for the awards,” Caf said in statement.

“In the last five years, CAF and Globacom Limited, sponsors of the award ceremony have consistently announced the list through scheduled media events and the same procedure will be followed for the 2010 awards nominees.

“In addition, such a list if authored by CAF and Globacom will be posted on the official websites of the two organizations and this has not been the case in respect of the list making the rounds.

“We therefore urge the general public and the football community to disregard the said list circulating in some media circles.

“CAF will in the days ahead use appropriate channels to unveil the list of leading nominees.”

With only Mikel Obi and Andre Ayew exclusions as the only exception, it is hard to believe that the list to be published by Caf would be any different.

Even though Caf has denied the list, it could have been leaked from the confederation’s headquarters or from some members of the body’s football committee which draws up the list.

MTNFootball.com are independent of the parent company as professional journalist run their football website.

But Glo officials are said to be enraged over the publication especially when their main rivals in key markets like Nigeria and Ghana published the list.

MTN have made serious inroads in the African football market via their soccer news website

MTNFootball.com is one of the leading websites on African football news which has given it the opportunity to enter the football sponsorship market without paying huge amounts of money.

The South African outfit was the sponsor of the Caf Africa Player of the Year as well as the African Cup of Nations and Champions League.

But Caf handed the award ceremony to Glo in 2008 while the Nations Cup and Champions League was given to Orange, a rival telecommunications firm mainly operating in French countries.

^^^ drogba wuz banned for 2 matches and is serving his last ban today

aight am going wit ma CHELSEA boys on this 1, tho ma other country men ANDRE AYEW & JORDAN AYEW are wit MARSEILLE and wud luv to see them win too, still BLUES tho

chyz:
Racist or No racist. When black africans stop being dumb azzes then things like this will stop. For instance, a hausa, fulani, and other black muslim africans from countries like mali,senegal, burkina faso,chad get on their knees and kiss arab azz so much and want to be like them in every way but they never hesitate to kill and treat their brothers like crap, i.e. black christians.

word!

^^^lmao

THE NOMINEES
Madjid Bougherra (Rangers/Algeria)

Steven Pienaar (Everton/South Africa)

Samuel Eto’o (Inter Milan/Cameroon)

Kolo Habib Touré (Manchester City/Ivory Coast)

Didier Drogba (Chelsea/Ivory Coast)

Solomon Kalou (Chelsea/Ivory Coast)

Gervinho (Lille/Ivory Coast)

Mohamed Zidan (Dortmund/Egypt)

Michael Essien (Chelsea/Ghana)

Asamoah Gyan (Sunderland/Ghana)

Asamoah Kwadwo (Udinese/Ghana)

Prince Boateng (Milan AC/Ghana)

Frédéric Kanouté (FC Sévilla/Mali)

Seydou Keita (FC Barcelona/Mali)

Marouane Chamakh (Arsenal/Morocco)

Victor Nsofor Obinna (Inter Milan, on loan to West Ham/Nigeria)

Emmanuel Adebayor (Manchester City/Togo)

this sundays eviction is gonna be soo sweet

AM A GHANAIAN
I think Mikel has really grown into a fine player and I can tell in a couple of years to come he's going to be a known for his accuracy in passing and thanks to Ancelloti he has now cemented his place in the 1st team, I must say this, I enjoy his combo with Essien,

^^^ SMH ,  now thts wht I call lame
eeiiissshhh! boring be wht, lol cud u be the definition of boredom aka boredomity?,
am still yawning tho, u are like a kid throwing punches in the air and am the adult holding u back wit 1 finga, go figga aboaba
BTW, am celebrating this achievement so u can cry all u want,
I hope other African countries get inspired by this, GOD BLESS!

John Obi Mikel claims Chelsea still have the Premier League running scared despite Carling Cup flop
By SPORTSMAIL REPORTER
Last updated at 6:08 PM on 23rd September 2010
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John Obi Mikel fears for defenders in the Barclays Premier League as Chelsea prepare to restore normal service against Manchester City on Saturday following their shock Carling Cup exit to Newcastle.
The Blues crashed out of the competition when losing 4-3 to Newcastle on Wednesday night, with injuries to Salomon Kalou, Yossi Benayoun and Gael Kakuta compounding a miserable night for the Blues.
The trio are unlikely to be involved in the lunchtime clash against City at Eastlands and Frank Lampard may also miss out as he is said to have suffered a further setback in his rehabilitation from hernia surgery.

But Mikel believes that any defender facing Chelsea must be running scared after the Blues smashed in 21 goals in their opening five Premier League games.
He said: 'If I was a defender playing against Chelsea, I would be very scared because you don't know where we're going to come from - we have Ashley Cole bombing forward on the left side all the time.
'So it is hard to know what to expect when we have all these players bombing forward all the time. If you look at our front three, none of them have a static position, they are all moving around.
'It is the same with the midfield although I tend to stay a little bit more because I cannot afford to leave that position. Playing that way helps us a lot while the other team is thinking about whether to follow Nicolas Anelka's runs, Frank Lampard or Michael Essien.'


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1314614/John-Obi-Mikel-claims-Chelsea-Premier-League-running-scared.html#ixzz10R9t4acK

lol, see gunners fans too when are we spanking y'all? next week?,

I cry for Man. City on saturday, cuz all the anger will be released on their sorry nyansh's
still CHELSEA

Essien reveals Man Utd snub for being too small


Posted On Wednesday, 22nd September 2010



Chelsea midfielder Michael Essien has revealed Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson rejected him twice – because he was too small.

Essien, 27, has been in inspired form as Carlo Ancelotti’s side made a perfect start to the season – even helping himself to two goals.

But it hasn’t all been all plain sailing for the Ghanaian who was deemed too short for life in the Premier League by Fergie.

After missing the World Cup and much of the past two seasons because of knee injuries the former Ghana captain recently announced he was taking a break from international football.

His form has benefitted greatly and he has admitted he is also relishing life in the capital.

Essien said: ‘I love the city of London, as there’s always something different to do.

‘People are friendly here and they’ve always been good to me – that’s what I love about England.’

And with the Stamford Bridge club already in pole position to retain this year’s title, Essien has turned his sights on the team’s celebrations.

In particular those of his African team-mates who vie to perform the best moves every time the club win a competition.

‘Some of the Chelsea players perform African dances after we win a trophy,’ said Essien. ‘I’d say mine is the best, followed by Didier Drogba’s, then John Obi Mikel.’

who dash this monkey banana ?
me I no see this enemy of progress ooooo
away I go>>>>

I still see CHELSEA doing the damage, we on fire this season

, hahahahaha, O.k. 1 down
onukpa, ony3 soorrmi aaayy

Ghana shows African nations can meet millennium goals
17 Sep 2010 10:46:00 GMT
Written by: George Fominyen



DAKAR (AlertNet) - Ghana's success as the only African country to have met most of the U.N. targets on poverty and hunger should inspire its neighbours on the continent whose progress on the Millennium Development Goals has so far been slow, experts say.
According to government and U.N. figures, the West African country reduced the proportion of people suffering from hunger by three quarters between 1990 and 2004 and halved the share of citizens living on less than $1.25 a day between 1991 and 2006 - a stellar performance well ahead of the global deadline for achieving the eight goals in 2015.
The country is also on track to attain primary education for all children and gender parity in all levels of education as set out in the MDGs.
(Click here for a graphic on Ghana's MDG progress)
"Ghana has witnessed a relative economic boom and the government made use of that to effect policies to reach the poor," said Mamadou Biteye, Oxfam's director for West Africa.
Programmes to develop agriculture, industry, mining, and electricity networks in rural areas, provide small loans to the poor, create jobs and improve nutrition have all helped cut the levels of hunger, child malnutrition and poverty in communities across Ghana.
"Ghana has shown the possibilities for dramatic progress in tackling hunger and poverty," aid agency ActionAid said in a report entitled "Who's Really Fighting Hunger?".
Some analysts sounded a note of caution though, saying that Ghana's overall success hides some inequalities on the ground.
"Such glowing figures of progress are not glowing for everyone," Oxfam's Biteye told AlertNet.
Despite the decline in poverty nationally, the remaining pockets of destitution disproportionately affect some regions, women and people in certain types of employment. Moreover, in some areas of the country high levels of poverty persist, particularly in the three northern regions that are home to more than 70 percent of extremely poor Ghanaians.
"A better distribution of the benefits of (economic) growth through safety nets for the most vulnerable is what is needed from successful countries like Ghana," Biteye said.
ActionAid added that Ghana's government must do more to protect the land rights of small-holder farmers and help them adapt to climate change, as well as increase overall spending on small-scale agriculture which is vital for eradicating hunger.
But the environment for achieving the MDGs remains right in Ghana thanks to the so-called "social protection" programmes set up by the government, for example monthly cash transfers for extremely poor families, a national health insurance scheme and free school meals which encourages more children to enrol, boosts attendance and improves children's health.
"If the political will is there, I think it is possible and realistic to meet the MDGs in sub-Saharan Africa with the knowledge and resources available," Biteye concluded.

tht wasn't even funny,
I don' like Sheila, if it wuz up to her .Jen wud have slept out there,

londoner I didn' mean there are no Nigerians in there, its how u put it, anywayz, another pic of the Mall area and how its shaping up, hope to see ya soon , and luv ur man aight, Ghana luvz ya

londoner:
@Otumfour, I have been to the Accra mall you are showing. JUST RIGHT BEHIND it is a sight for sore eyes. Its not as if the whole area is even nice. Apart from the apartment block and the main road/motorway which is nearby.

mind u, the Mall wuz built a new site, therefore the area is now developing, but to call this a sight for sore eyes? c'mon, btw all this won't change Africa's uncountable problems, so why do this mine is betta than urs thing? and pls lets stop wit the insults against both countries I have Nigerians pals so I don' feel good doing this,
these pix are juz to show u how the MALL area is developing and not to bluff, mind u without the apartments
seems the sizes of ma pix are too large, will try and do something abt it

londoner:
I like the pic of the houses you posted, but I am sure you will know that many of those houses [b]are Naija owned[/b].

see wht I said abt some Nigerians is evident here, a Nigerian even claimed joy fm wuz owned by a Nigerian,
lol anotha funny tale wuz 1 claiming ma dads company wuz owned by a Nigerian oga and tht the Ghanaian heading it wuz juz his good friend  not knowing the person he wuz telling this to wuz ma friends big bro, if it makes u feel good, hey go ahead and claim it,
so londoner, if we are to go by tht bolded part of your statement, it shows tht Ghana is a welcoming Nation to law abiding peeps innit? tho ur statement is a big, fat lie, u wanna make it look as if Ghanaians can't afford it which is a lie cuz u don' know where this pic wuz taken, eva bin to Kwahu-obo?, if not then abeg u lying cuz it ain' Accra madam,

BTW, IF U READ MA POST WELL, U WUD REALIZE I MADE IT CLEAR TO THE DUDE POSTING THOSE FINE PLACES THT, "I WON'T FEEL GOOD POSTING PICTURES OF NICE PLACES IN GHANA CUZ THERE'S A LOT WE NEED TO DO"  AND ADDED THT AFGHANISTAN CAN EVEN BOAST OF NICE PLACES,   

kobikwelu:
ermmm calm down
nobody is pleading his case because of 'strategy"


i pray u dont make a mistake in your life because the same way you are pushing for total punishment, so also would the same  be meted to you, when your time comes

kip it up

WHT BETTA WAY TO PUT IT,