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sambos994: It's been a long time otumfour

sambos lol!.....I dey bruh.....had to take this Gambian monkey to school, show her where their position is on the world map.....I dey... Hafa?

Tenderly1: guy guy shut up that you kpangolo mouth.where Nigerians and which Ghanian talk? Bloody Ghanian.

See this unfortunate victim of hipless'sm, arssless'sm and worwor'sm.....

No blame me oooo, na ur genes furkup pass

If ur Nigerian I can understand ur outburst, cuz them shots fired by me up there ain't no water pistol shots, na
machine gun shots e be , now tht was aimed @ the nigerian b1tches not the Nigerian women, a b!1tch like urself deserves err bit of my shots

Originalsly: George W Bush Highway?...in Ghana?....no Ghanaian or African good enough? Wow...when would some free themselves from mental slavery. I hope Nana was wearing a seatbelt in this hmmm...ghastly car crash where the driver broke his arm and she...maybe her fingernails.

Some Ghanaians on here have explained to u why it was named after George Bush yet u still typing crap....Africans and reading ehn, it's like when a mouse sees a cat in sight.....

Tht road was built wit donations from the Americans, under Bushes administration, thts why they named it after him....anyways, while u @ it, why don't u change ur entire name to kanakuro Uche Babangida?....and drop ur English name?

And all yee aspiring footballers say "fu-c-k yeh"

litgirl22: You know that kandikane is not Nigerian but Gambian, right?

Doesn't change shixt, she still a b1tch and it even gets worse if she's Gambian..... I can't even locate tht shixty country on the African map even.....

centje: dude,why are you so vulgar...do you have unsettled issues with the girl or are all these just for what she posted...

I don't know tht b1tch and even her shixty country.....read her first response to the topic and u'll understand my responses......don't pretend dude, jus read tha shixt this Gambian piglet wrote....she deserves this and I'll keep giving it to her piggy Gambian face......where is Gambia again

Sybellah: chei c clash
just passin by na, have fun


btw dunno what are all these stereotypes about Ghana women about, but they are beautiful
so please no hate, preach peace.

don't mind these bleachie bleach girls, they'v got nothing on their bodies tht is attractive so they have resorted to taking pills to lighten their skin....ironic isn't it....

a man can be a monkey, provided he has money, they'll follow him.....

btw, its not a clash, this b1tch can't clash wit me, its more like me lashing her ugly arrz.....

Ivorian women sef no dey talk
South African women sef no dey talk
.......mtchew!

[quote author=Miss_3v3]why do you hate Ghanians so much? U need to chill on the hatred. peace[/quote]3v3 baby, don't mind tht fo0l...she's got nothing on u......face,body & brains....u are way ahead of her

ifyalways: love the hairdo

Otumfour 1,waku mi with

Ify baby, girl yi'ny3 correct.....na'3tis3n odor?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBv_MZ0pvWI?version=3&hl=en_US

b1tch! u dey craze, swallowing pills to lighten ur skin be what u dey call pretty face abi , u sound dumba by tryna pose nigerian women as object of natural beauty, abi we no dey watch nollywood movies , I mean, why the furk won't tht charcoal faced mercy johnson bleach and turn red faced and think she's gonna look pretty ?

omotola and her husband , rita dominique, toto dick and the list goes on and on, u people get serious problem I swear....INFERIORITY COMPLEX is ur mother and grandmother

and u have the damn ugly v-jay to talk abt tummy? this b!tch dumba than ibu.....are we not in Africa?....don't we all watch nollywood movies on DSTV?...tryna pose naija women as some Jamaican models....nonsense, take a look around ur stanky arrz, see the pull of belly fat b1tches walking around u, yes, now take this slap b1tch, cuz u ain't sleep? thts the reality so stop tryna form cool....kwasia'ba kwa

hipless b1tch tryna talk smack, its on murthafurka, wtf! am sure ur1 of 'em b1tches on here thts bn getting attention from these boko'fied faces thinking u all tht, ur a monkey to me, na color we go chop?

stfu and keep sucking d1ks....

onila: ghanaian women can be beautiful. .take a look at this princess
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/419638_519080674790347_175498816_n.jpg

What do u mean by can onila? ......onila, u be my paddy make u no fall my hand na, abeg, wht makes other women prettier or hotter than Ghanaian women? Get me a proper answer and I'll keep quiet

I mean, is it the hips?
Is it the arrz?
Is it the brain?
Is it good character?

Ghanaian women have all these characteristics in abundance

E be like say a woman for bleach & wear heavy make up before u consider her to be pretty....

This shixt is like me saying, all Nigerian women are straight in figure, no shape, no hips, no arzz and tht y'all have waists tht hang in the air all because most of them look like tht

Y'all jus reminded me of Nneka from Legon University .....abeg...


Mtchew!

[quote author=Rolling.]I'm sure most of them are on nairaland parading themselves as good people here.[/quote]not only tht but also bragging about how rich they are......SMH!.....internet lies ehn.

track is smoof

ma manz Sarkodie hold'n it down on anythin' u throw @ him

I LOVE IT

kandiikane: Wow, how beautiful. I guess the saying that women become more beautiful with each passing generation doesn't apply to ghanians. It seems it's the reverse here.

WTF! is this 1 sh!xting hippless b!itch tryna compare her flat arrz & hipless waist to a Ghanaian?.....wht won't I read on the internet

@honeymonkey, ur lines are too weak, ur lines ain't gotta be as weak as ur d!/ck dude...pathetic is tht the best u cud do

A nigerian is easily identifiable even tho u black pigs try to tuck in ur fat lips to fit in, its easy to catch u in a crowded area

^^^^ now tht line up there is what we call a punch line murthafurka....don test me boko monkey.....ur under my boot where u belong

Between the 2 countries, who's citizenry are going to the others, in search of better education? NIGERIANS
Between the 2 countries, who's citizenry are living better averagely? GHANA'S
Between the 2 countries, who enjoys constant supply of electricity? GHANA
Between the 2 countries, who's citizenry are going to the others ,in search of a better life? NIGERIA
Between the 2 countries, who brags about a maybach tht his corrupt leader is using forgetting he's getting furked in the arrz ? NIGERIA
Between the 2 countries, who's democracy has been hailed worldwide? GHANA'S
Between the 2 countries, who smokes the fumes of a gen-set? NIGERIA
Between the 2 countries, who's citizenry keeps thinking foolishly enough that by having nollyshixt, their economy, electricity problems and boko haram will all of a sudden turn positive? NIGERIA



FINALLY! WHICH COUNTRY BETWEEN THE 2 HAS A POPULATION OF ABOUT 25MILLION PEOPLE YET PLAYS WAY BETTER FOOTBALL AND MAKES THE OTHER COUNTRY OF ABOUT 170MILLION BOKO MONKEYS LOOK LIKE THE CHICKEN HEADS THEY RIGHTLY ARE? .....ANSWER: GHANA


HONEYMONKEY AND YOUR OTHER BOKO BROTHERS, U ARE UNDER MY BOOT......STOP PRODUCING MORE BOKO PIGLETS LIKE RABBITS AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, E GO BE......KWASHIA BULU




now, check this out
https://www.nairaland.com/296423/why-nigerians-damn-black-ugly

MandingoII: seriously, You people are some ugly mofos. You people must come from the ugly side of the Bantu tribe because Nigerians hurt my eyes, and the women Good Lord!!!!!

u guys are animals, it hurts u when I say it but its the truth, just take a look @ wht u did to the Uniport students, no human being will do such barbaric shixt......animals in the millions

^^^^^^^

boko honeymonkey!

My President (His Excellency, the President of Ghana- A human being) will never take tht offer to rule tht pile of shixt u call niggaria, tht jungle infested with boko monkeys in their millions like u , abeg....u would thank God endlessly to have any of our Ex presidents, we are governed by human beings ooo, not apes like urs.

rhema4u: You say you beef Green White Green. #noted.
1) Why haven't you closed down your aCcount on NL?
2) Why spend abi Waste time checking the internet about Nigeria?
3) A 16year old Lagosian is 100% smarter than you...has ideas and is making good money.
4) you definitely must be a BAHOO. The last time I knew Ghana had a president was when your president died (God bless his soul). After that Ghana hasn't made news. **spiting**
5) Using Chief Olusegun to make jest? How many ex-presidents of yours are invited to world meetings or even African meetings?
6) you run your mouth on issues you know nothing of all in the name of "I was told"...are you a learner?
7) What do you do for a living? Your country emphasises on few regions.
talking of electricity...shut your trap. I am sure only few regions have constant power there.
9) keep me in Ghana without a bank account and I will employ you.
10) go geht a job.

Hi, boko monkey
I ain't beefing Nigeria, I mean the average Ghanaian lives way better than y'all, wht else do u need in life aside peace and security...lemme put it this way, in Ghana, when 1 says am going to Nigeria for holidays, it means he's passing around a joke, yes, that's how low ur village of a country has become....and no, I don't hate Nigerians, I hate the boko 1's like ur seeing on this thread, the likes of u.....Sagamite and his likes are the real Nigerians, the future of Nigeria, tho u boko-types are making sure the Sagamite-types don't succeed, the boko-type Nigerians are weak, they glorify mediocrity, they praise their leaders, when they know these pigs(ur leaders) are still raping em in broad daylight....ur animals, worthless, the pigs and diseases in society....



1) duh! Because of boko's like u, I have to keep taking y'all to school namean
2) trust me, I don't have the time & heart to be reading all the negative news (how do u boko monkeys cope wit it?)going on in tht village of a country (Nigeria), I jus come on here to release some stress by lashing u boko's and damn, does it help
3) what makes Nigerians think their smart? Is it because of stories like these (I mean this thread) ur priorities are hella funny, sad and worrying atimes...btw, tht 16 yr old might be planning on schooling in Ghana....that's the reality on the ground....
4) I'll ignore this 1....tht was wack boko monkey
5) u truly are a monkey and might I add boko at tht, how does ur ex-president getting invited to some program make Nigeria a better place or stop boko haram from bombing ur boko arrz or improving ur power sector huh! ....now I know why Nigeria keeps getting furked in the arrz....I cud list the number of positions President Kuffour has bn offered to head yet, choosing to let go but hey, I know better
6) yes am a learner and we keep learning as human beings, I know boko monkeys like u don learn ntn, u wud have uprooted those fat pigs u call leaders by now if u knew anything abt learning kwasia'ba
7) I piss on aimless boko monkeys like u, I smack fat headed brainless boko pigs like u daily
trust me, it's funny u boko dogs think Ghana is all abt Accra and trust me, all the other regions enjoy way better electricity supply than ur entire poo of country called niggaria, I mean in Ghana I'm able to call the electricity company when my lights go out unexpectedly and the call centre works like magic, plus they are extremely nice, they act promptly too....ask any boko pr!ck living in Ghana and they'll tell u......Ghana is way up there ahead of u.....u will soon be asking for visas before visiting my beautiful country
9) ur Nigerian, ur nationality alone will get ur boko face deported let alone come here cashless,we own ur ugly arrzes, without money ur an alien to us, we'll kick ur stanky boko arzz out
10) trust me, u don't wanna go there, ask Wale and he'll tell ya abt me , ....I'm cool wit Nigerians (we do binezz and all tht shixt) like nobody's binnezz, but I'll keep shixting on the boko's in 'em



[quote author=Lagos_Boi]di.c.k head, I can run on gen for as much as possible, i can afford it. It's just that we have beta things to do with our dear time.
You are a sick gay looking for who to make your partner.

Go to bed.....poor sick ass idiat.[/quote] of course u can, generator get size abi ....u people can brag no lie, poor pigs wit pride....I call u the suffering and smiling set of boko's

honeypie143: Lol did you say whoop hell no bra we Bleep your girls like deres no 2mao come nd check our brothels there serving our dick right homo fucker

Go to any country on God's green earth and u'll get cheap girls to bang, don't be proud of banging ashawo's boko monkey



Hahaha! These monkeys got me smiling today

[quote author=Lagos_Boi]you can see no one else is replying you, we all know you are a product of yaba left. Even our ladies don't talk this much.

If you no get job, sell your phone come naija come sell herbal mixture. idiat[/quote] ur fada, the truth is, u are not replying cuz, NEPA or is it PHCN took ur lights

lagos filth, I sure say ur the same ba7man pr!ck

ba7man: You're begining to talk too much for a guy. Making u appear lady-like. You're not a female, are u?? Leave all the excess talk to the market women. Yakity yakin, like you're a 12 year old girl.

stfu, if u wanna join ur monkey brothers & sister do and stop hiding behind their backs and throwing puches in the air.....abi u figa say I no dey see ur move ehn....

tryna play peace maker but sh!xt dey pain u pass dem sef.....aboa'ba

now tell me who's b!tchin'...oya! reply

berem: watch out for the invasion of Ghanians on this thread!

see this boko b!tch oooo.....I bet u bleaching too ehn.....kwasia' baaa

btw, some of u nigerian women actually take pills to lighten ur skin wtf is wrong wit u boko monkeys huh!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBv_MZ0pvWI?version=3&hl=en_US

honeypie143: Buhahahaha we're monkey no doubt but wtf are you bamboo our electricity is bad boko haram diz boko haram dat nd ur electricity is perfect oh remind how many states do you have in ghana the last time i checked your whole country is just like a canteen here in nigeria and bamboo girls bangs anyhow you know what your people are very good about here producng herbal mixture
Wtf are now trying to prove mofo ur fucking currency is nothing mehn u shud be thanking god this is in d frontpage so ur currency will be popular small ugly dicksucking mofo

hey boko monkey I guess tha shixt I posted hurts to tha point; u had to quote me twice abi thts the power of Otumfour.....I piss on boko's like u for fun

btw, wht are u tryna say wit tht pixy? for all we know, tht be u......aspiring bleacher ehn..... , jus take a look @ ur actors and actresses, how they tend to change in skin color, to the point, Mercy Johnson, as black as she is, has started bleaching too....nawa for una oooo

[quote author=Lagos_Boi]@ otunfurk



see this mumu, d finest ghanian should come out and contest with obj, if halogen no dey ur man no go show. The last time i saw ghanians here they were selling herbal mixure and banku for bus'stop. Have you seen any ghanian living good in Nigeria no but you can count enuf naija boys not men, riding on your girls and mothers, living in your luxury apts there and fucking running your economy. No matter how poor Borno state can be, it can never be as poor ghana. We are Nigerians we are known to be strong and great.

come here and you will collapse on the road, a poor man here can surely feed ur gully as.s non stop.[/quote]lagosboy , I suggest u stfu wit tht stanky odour coming out ur mouth....ur name alone gives u up, u prolly living in some furk'd up stanky hood in lagos, typing from a 1993 nokia fone tht ur charging by the roadside cuz u ain't got lights in the house, yes, am told charging fones is the new business out there ,....

some nigerians ehn; aka: suffering and smiling, aka: boko's, aka: monkey bleachers.....becareful oooo

funny how y'all passing around the black joke....

there's a dude on here wit the name paddy lo....this boko monkey used to diss Ghanaians abt how black and ugly they are till he loaded his DP one day.... cheii! , come see worworness @ d highest order wit furk'd up knuckles and shixt...I won't be surprised if these monkeys making noise look worse......empty barrels... ugly tins suffering and luffin ....
See little monkeys of boko haramites , paddy lo ended up vanishing after I had exposed his generator using arrz, who knows, he's prolly here


meet PADDY LO

berem: chei! you don finish Ghana people.

patting their backs won't change the fact; they've bn whooped by 1 man Ghana

manny4life: I sentence them to 20 years in jail for just going to Ghana cedis that's not even on a global ranking.

its not global,yet, ur monkey brothers are printing it u poor boko pig, cry all u want niggarian goat.....truth is, never will a Ghanaian want to print fake naira...for wht wht is he coming to do in a tht fat gutter of urs, let alone print ur shixty currency....I piss on u boko goat ur overcorwded gen-fumes brain dey worry u abi....e no be me take ur electricity away na, e no be send boko come sleep wit u, e no be me give u them clueless monkey headed, fat nosrils having pigs u call leaders, ur an ape, a dog tht eats from my bin.....stfu before I send ur sisters packing from my beautiful country Ghana....kwasia'ba'kwa


remember otumfour anytime u get to tht nasty looking thing u call a filling station (am sure they even fetch the fuel wit buckets *naija for u*) to buy fuel for ur furk'd up gen-set, muthafurka....enjoy uninterrupted electricity for 5hrs before approaching my fineself....

honeypie143: If you're not mad tell me the reason curve 3 doesn't sell well in ghana? Simple cos it has no flash so if you snap your black face won't show so i expect your brain to be black too
They printed worthless cedis you're not happy? Have you forgotten that 5000 cedis is just 50 naira in nigeria bomboclark?

tht joke was weak tho....anyways, why y'all try to pass around tht black joke keeps tickling me, u forget say ur obasanjo himself, is the closest thing to a monkey abi ...ugly boko haramic monkeys tryna pose cool....if ur tht fine lets see ur pixy ugly tin forming fineness behind his 1992 hp pc, ur lucky ur electricity lasted tht long as u were typing tht crap up there....

monkeys

https://www.ngnewspapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Obasanjo.jpeghttps://www.travelimg.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/monkey-2008-animals-cool-jungle-monkey-windows-500x375.jpg

So, am finna talk smack all I want on this thread abi.....

Maxymilliano: The police in Lagos have smashed a fake currency printing syndicate, arresting five suspects.

The syndicate, which specialized in printing local and foreign currencies, has allegedly been operating for about five years.

Femi Jacob, Ramon Adeoye, Akeem Ayodabo, Isaka Usman and Onyeka Ibe, were paraded yesterday at the Command Headquarters in Ikeja, by the Commissioner of Police, Umar Manko.

Jacob and Ayodabo are said to be printers heading two of the syndicate’sbranches. Ibe is suspected to be their client, who used fake and original currencies to buy electronic products, which he sells in Onitsha, Anambra State.

Adeoye was described as a distributor of fake currencies, which he supplies to Bureau de Change operators within and outside the country. Usma reportedly helped Ayodabo to print and distribute the fake currencies.

Over N100 million worth of fake currencies, including US dollars, pounds sterling, euros and Ghanaian cedis, were recovered from the suspects. Also recovered were 22 fake currency printing and one cutting machines.

Parading the suspects, Manko said the officer-in-charge of the Special Anti-robbery Squad (SARS), Mr Abba Kyari, a Superintendent of Police (SP), got wind of the syndicate’s operation at 6 Ogunlana Street, Alagbado, a Lagos suburb.

He said Kyari led SARS operatives to the place where surveillance was mounted and Femi and Ramon arrested. He said Femi took the police to Ikorodu where they arrested Usman and Ayodabo.

Femi, who confessed to being a smuggler before joining the syndicate, told The Nation that he sells a bundle of fake N100, 000 for N3,000, and one bundle of fake $100 for N4000. He said he started the illegal business about three years ago and has made “a lot of money from it”.

He said: “When any currency is given to you, pour water on it. If it is fake it will tear immediately. If you do not have water, use your saliva. You can also find out if it is fake by squeezing and dropping it on the table, it will not remain squeezed if it is fake.”

According to him, he used to be a printer until somebody introduced himto the fake currency business.

“The first business we did we made so much money and that was why I remained in the business”, he said, adding that one of his distributors, Mallam Ibrahim, a Bureau de Change operator, is at large.

Ibe said he was duped by some fake money launderers who later introduced him to the illegal business.

He said: “I was duped by some people who came to my shop in Onitsha and bought all my goods with fake currencies. After going to the police for several months without any success, I met the people who duped me again and they decided to introduce me to the fake currency business”.

Ibe said in less than two months he recovered all his money and also made so much money buying goods with fake currencies.

He said he was arrested when he came to Lagos to buy another batch of fake currencies from his supplier.

“I did not know Femi had been arrested by the police. He called me from the police station and told me that he has new and more genuine fake currencies for sale. It was those currencies that I came to buy and was arrested by the police”, he said.

Manko said investigation was ongoing adding that the suspects would be charged to court soon.


http://thenationonlineng.net/new/news/police-smash-fake-currency-syndicate/

why my Cedis

and some furk'd up nigerians will come here tlkn shixt like Ghanaians hate nigerians....see wht ur brothers are doing...No Ghanaian & I repeat No Ghanaian will have the time to fake-print tht common naira....these are the people giving nigeria a bad name ....and unfortunately they are the many