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Rossik! No matter how hard u try to paint Ghana black, ur stanky arrz will fail.....and judging by this thread u are.....u post this crap without any link and expect some clueless fo0ls to believe u or up their hate against Ghana?

Nigeria and Nigerians are all abt showboating, u have boko haram shixting on u all day yet, u wanna go out and flex.....y'all weak....like torgbe said, u have the numbers but they are brainless.

Strauskhan1: Nigeria is winning this cup!!!!

Wud be possible if the remaining 15 teams were India, India and India......

ortopazz: naija 5 burkina 0

dnt doubt me!

That's like saying weed is a vegetable..... .

Wish u the best tho'

Roliks09: last I checked, 1-0 is a win, 10-10 is a draw. Ghana can keep scoring all the goals and drawing, Mali will struggle and keep winning.

^^ dude! U cannot compare that Mali match to the Ghana vs Congo match......just imagine what Ghana or Congo wud do to Niger when they meet.....after all, since when did a draw become a loss?.......

Mtcheew! As if Nigerians are saints.....

Sexily Endowed: Wow, I am in south africa for the 2013 world cup and I must admit my experience in such a short time has been unpleasant.

Sexily Endowed: don"t know why they behave like this and will never ever go there again. People should be very careful when in south africa and it"ll be better if you know someone who lives there before going there on your own. Am utterly disgusted!

Something funny here.....

^^^ were u able to iron ur shirt when PHCN put on ur lights for ant 30minutes? ....keep inhaling that generator fumes jare

toluxa1: You mean pronouncing
fork as fek
Bad as bed
Soldier as solje
Work as wek etc is good english?

Sometimes I wonder if they look up their pronunciations in the dictionary, funny thing is they so much believe its not correct way to pronounce.

See this otoolo of liar, no Ghanaians don't pronounce fork as fek, it's a lie......lmao! @ the last soldier.... how else do u want it to be pronounced soldia? Ur confused dude.....

Answer this? How do Nigerians pronounce word and ward? .....

To all y'all dissing Ghana, this Congolese team is solid, it's always been tough playing against them.....football ain't played on paper or by names....


Put this Congolese team against any team and they'll break 'em.....am proud of my Black.....we'll surely lead this group

it's obvious Ghana and Congo got this group on lockdown....

ifyalways: Black stars all the way .

Obaapa! Hafa na?

God Bless Ghana, God bless the Black Stars of Ghana.......A WIN FOR MY BLACK STARS........AMEN!

[img]http://kentgh.files./2010/02/black-stars-credit_ghanaweb.jpg[/img]

APETAMIN SYR. of a match

these teams make my Black Stars look like Barca..... boredom in the highest order

what happened to South Africa

el bin manny: Abeg which Dstv channel o ??

TRANSLATION! : U are forming, u ain't got DSTV be dat

Sybellah:

ok babe
but just remember: the gold seat is ours
u can take the silver one

I think ur forgetting something baby......we have something in common as Akan's......= GOLD, so we are sharing

DROGBA WILL SCORE AN OWN GOAL AGAINST GHANA......MARK MY WORDS.... ....

don't worry tho' babe, cuz I'll be there wit my broad Akan shoulders to cushion ur fine head and dry ur diamond tearz...

Sybellah: loool Otumfour ?
umh i won't say much
i hope to meet u at the final

don't mind me baby......

Congratz Nairaland.........funny enough, I got unbanned today ......

Mukina! even though u'v reached 1 million users, it won't change the fact tht Ivory Coast and Yahya Toure will not be making it out of their group

Sybellah! don't mind me baby.....

Abrantie! The FP topics are what keeps this site going......getting rid of it, would make it super boring, jus think of it as a bait.

semid4lyfe: *Ludicrous*

*Asinine*

those words fit u perfectly, no lie..... playing wit ur 2013 new found words ay? , I can jus picture ur ugly arrz searching hard for 'em.....smh! So uncalled for.


I'll end this by calling U Kwasia

see! here's a typical example of legs tht are meant to be covered @ all times and places......eew! and her dress looking like she's a maid following her madam to a party

https://www.360nobs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mai_atafo_Nkem-Okorafor.jpg

the comments

Ur keeper for pray say Xavi go score am.....tht wud be an honor....he'll be a hero to his kids.....telling his kids "do u know Xavi scored me 1's?"

sad ....may their souls rest in peace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDRIItSxlJ4?version=3&hl=en_US

funny man

(CNN) -- The deadly church and mosque attacks in Nigeria and Kenya, and the deaths of Ghanaian and Ethiopian leaders dominated sub-Saharan Africa headlines in 2012.
But lost in the midst were a series of positive stories. For every conflict, there was a milestone. For every violence, there was reconciliation. For every setback, progress.
Here are the top 5 positive stories out of the continent, as chosen by those who call it home:


The rise of African women
This year saw three African women take on key leadership roles.
Malawi appointed a female president, Joyce Banda, as Liberia re-elected Ellen Johnson Sirleaf.
Since taking over the task of stabilizing a shaky economy, Banda has earned plaudits for financial reforms, including selling the presidential jet, downsizing the government's car fleet and cutting her own salary.

In another milestone, South Africa's Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma was inaugurated as the chief of the African Union.
The former minister took the reins of a male-dominated organization facing funding woes and challenged it to reduce its reliance on aid.
Her election could ease tensions between the body and the International Criminal Court, which also picked an African woman as its top prosecutor.
Critics have accused the court of focusing on African nations and overlooking opportunities to investigate abuses in other countries.
Gambian lawyer Fatou Bensouda took over as the court's top prosecutor, a move welcomed by critics as a major step in healing relations between the two organizations.
The three were the first women to assume their respective positions.


Growing economies, middle class
Africa is home to some of the fastest-growing economies in the world. And the thriving, burgeoning middle class is one indication of that.
The number of middle-class Africans tripled over the past three decades to 313 million, or about 34% of the continent's population, the African Development Bank says in its latest report.
The figure is a marked improvement from previous years.
Middle-class earners are described as people spending between $2 and $20 a day, a threshold criticized by some analysts as too low.
The report says that the overall number of people defined as middle class includes a "floating class" -- those with expenditure levels of $2 to $4 per day, a group considered at risk of sliding back to poverty levels.
Though the report also warns of the growing number of income inequality, it also notes that the middle class is crucial in anchoring African economies.
"It's a call to say 'look, please invest in Africa, there are good returns,' " says Mthuli Ncube, chief economist and vice president of the African Development Bank.
Analysts have warned that the current boom in a middle class is not generating much employment.


New Somali government
Though progress is fragile at best, Somalia got its first central government in about two decades.
Parliament members picked a political newcomer as president, who then named another political novice as prime minister.
Somalia also adopted a provisional constitution and selected parliament members -- all in recent months.
The new leadership marks a milestone for the nation, which plunged into chaos after dictator Mohamed Siad Barre was overthrown 21 years ago. Clan warlords and militants battled for control after his ouster, sparking a civil war and mayhem.
In another recent achievement, Somali and African Union troops forced out Al-Shabaab militants from Mogadishu, sending residents frolicking to the beach as life in the capital trickled back to normalcy.
Once out of the capital, the militants retreated to the port city of Kismayo, a strategic location for their lucrative coal shipments. Coalition forces forced them out of that city as well.
It was the last major town under militant control.


Ghana elections
Ghana lived up to its "mature democracy" reputation again this year, a political feat that has eluded most nations in Africa.
Long hailed as a beacon of democracy and progress in the continent, the nation re-elected the incumbent, who beat his closest contender with a razor-thin margin.
Despite the narrowness of the victory, no violence erupted, unlike elections in nations such as the Ivory Coast, where both the incumbent and the winner clung to power after the results of the 2010 poll.
A series of other African nations have also descended into violence after elections, making Ghana a noteworthy exception.
While there was some bickering from the losing sides, the nation maintained peace for the most part.
President John Mahama served as vice president under his predecessor, who died this year.
In another move highlighting the solidity of its democracy, Ghana immediately swore in Mahama to avoid a power vacuum.l


Zambia's emotional win
Zambia won its first African Cup of Nations -- nearly two decades after a plane crash killed its team, coaches and crew members.
The win was sentimental because it occurred in Gabon, the same country where the tragic crash happened in 1993.
And it was a major triumph because the team was not favored to win against the star-studded Ivory Coast.
In the end, Zambia hoisted the Cup of Nations after beating Ivory Coast 8-7 in a dramatic penalty shootout.
Throngs of supporters danced and wept at the airport when the team arrived home.

SOURCE: http://edition.cnn.com/2012/12/31/world/africa/africa-big-five/index.html?hpt=wo_t2

Akan (Fante and Ashanti) Tribes of Ghana

The largest ethnic group of Ghana includes the Akan tribes, who account for nearly half of the country's population. Well-known as a matrilineal people, the Akan (Ashanti) tribe of Ghana is also revered for their invention of colorful Kente cloth, a pastime now common to many Ghanaian tribes. Other notable characteristics of the Akan, Ashanti, and Fante people of Ghana include extravagant funerals and an extremely fine tradition of craft production. Some of the most famous African masks, sculptures, and furniture are crafted from the hands of Ashanti carvers.


Mole-Dagbon Tribes of Ghana

Although the Mole-Dagbonis the second most populous ethnic group, only one in every seven Ghanaians belong to this tribal group. Further categorized by sub-tribes, many people within the Mole-Dagbon ethnic groups live in Northern Ghana, such as Bolgatanga. Known and revered for amazing African crafts and basket weaving, the Northern markets of the Mole-Dagbon people are beginning to gain international attention.


Ewe Tribes of Ghana

The Ewe tribe of Ghana mainly reside in Southern Ghana, near the Togo border, and comprise nearly 12 percent of the nation's people. Spiritually, traditional Ewes honor hundreds of gods with a variety of traditional ceremonies and celebrations. Ewes, though historically involved in agriculture, now also partake in trading, craft and mask production, and fishing.


Ga-Adangbe Tribes of Ghana

Though often grouped together, the Ga and Adangbe people of Ghana collectively represent about a dozen tribes, each speaking their own dialect. Today, many of the Ga people live in urban areas near the capital city of Accra. The Ga-Adangbe tribes alone account for nearly eight percent of the population of Ghana.