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Christianity EtcRe: Stephanie Rose: I Would Rather Burn In Hell Than Worship A Monster Called God by otumopkor(m): 8:35am On Aug 05, 2015
joe4christ:
I guess you meant read the bible gullibly without questioning whatever is written therein, just take every word by faith. Oh no one can question God, he is unquestionable.

Funny how deluded some folks are, any religion that prevents it followers from questioning it's doctrine and practice is as fake as hell.

Take that to the bank!
Well I have a news flash for you bro. You are using your name #Joe4christ to propagate the gospel already so....am good. Whatever beef you have with Christ can be sorted out when you kneel and pray to him. Have a blessed day bro #Joe4Christ
PoliticsRe: Why Are Yorubas Wailing For The Igbos Over The NNPC Chairman Appointment? Photo by otumopkor(m): 10:49pm On Aug 04, 2015
I thought President Buhari was committed to change? Why are people still interested in all this positions. Nnpc this house leader that. Well anyone who thinks there would be an anti-corruption raid and Amaechi (the highest thief of all the governors) and the lion of bourdillon (Wonsiwaju) would go to jail or be questioned by EFCC is living in fools paradise.
So we say let the corruption continue however, we would suffer more this time because we are not like other gulf nations that drill at 10 dollars per barrell and sell at the app 60 dollars. We drill at 20-25 dollars per barrell, the oil price keeps dropping and they are still fighting for positions to steal more. My advise dont go out now to start buying cars and stuff. Save up some more so you can immigrate out of this shit hole when its about to go down lol.
Christianity EtcRe: Stephanie Rose: I Would Rather Burn In Hell Than Worship A Monster Called God by otumopkor(m): 3:21pm On Aug 04, 2015
Olorun tobi loba. Jehova baba Ese. You better join me in worshiping the one and true God. When that astronaut landed on the moon he looked at the earth and said: Only a great being must have created this. Baba Ese
Christianity EtcRe: Stephanie Rose: I Would Rather Burn In Hell Than Worship A Monster Called God by otumopkor(m): 3:03pm On Aug 04, 2015
O Lord O Allah, Please deliver Nigeria from the hate and division that Bokoharam has brought upon us. Amen
Christianity EtcRe: Stephanie Rose: I Would Rather Burn In Hell Than Worship A Monster Called God by otumopkor(m): 3:00pm On Aug 04, 2015
But he (or she) forgot to quote from the bible, the goodness of our lord. Like how he took the people of Israel from captivity and delivered David from the hand of Goliath and from the snare of Saul. Infact the bible says " and God killed Saul". When you are reading the bible, the most important thing to do is to read the bible with an open mind. You tell God to speak to you and to open your mind to what you need to know.
When you highlight things like who created the women Cain and Abel married (because it wasnt written), you would find yourself backward and not progressing.
Moral of my story: Read the bible with an open mind
PhonesRe: Etisalat Takes MTN To Court Over “family And Friends” Promo by otumopkor(m): 2:49pm On Aug 04, 2015
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WebmastersRe: Drop Any Question Regarding Adsense Approval. I Will Try And Help. by otumopkor(m): 2:45pm On Aug 04, 2015
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Nigerian Student Guide also has a rich course list from all Universities in Nigeria making it easier for undergraduates and postgraduates to make their course selection.
The website provides profiles of Nigerian Business Schools, their location and for some cases their course fees.
Nigerian Student Guide is protected by the highest levels of SSL security, hence the HTTPS instead of HTTP present at the beginning of the domain name and the padlock image.


How can you benefit from buying this website: First of, this website helps people: undergraduates, graduates, parents and sponsors, they view the website to check for courses and other details about Universities and so on.
Secondly, you can place targeted ads on it, either by using google adsense or from companies and institutions in Nigeria for a fee of cause. And if you subscribe to using google adsense for advertising on your website, huge revenue could be gotten from it also.
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Buying this website gives cloud service of up to 15 gigabytes, google analytics, unlimited business emails which uses your domain name and many more.

Starting Amount: 120,000 Naira

Hidden charges: Beckencall Networks charges 50,000 naira for the first month of tech support (However you can choose not to subscribe to our tech support)

Start Date: 3/Aug/2015
End Date: 6/Aug/2015- We would sign with the highest amount presented and accepted by Beckencall Networks, then we would communicate the amount with rest of the bidders

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EducationRe: Funniest Conversation I've Read On Nairaland. by otumopkor(m): 2:24pm On Aug 04, 2015
LARRYDKING:
If being first to comment make people rich, u should be a billionare by now. Mind u, no mod is taking this to the homepage.
But brother (or sister) you they vexhuh lmao
PoliticsRe: Emmanuel Ibe-Kachikwu Is New NNPC GMD - Sahara Reporters by otumopkor(m): 2:22pm On Aug 04, 2015
Aromas:
Is better to go slow than to rush and crash again. Making an Ibo man as NNPC general manager will bring positive effect to oil sector.
I sense some sarcasm here. Ibo man and NNPC over for Nigeria
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no domain name abii?
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RomanceRe: She Masturbate A Lot And Its Worrisome by otumopkor(m): 8:36pm On Aug 03, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Ha.

I'm just saying the idea of sticking a finger or some other foreign object in there freaks me out.
To God! some boys are wanking their soul out here.. Dont waste doz babies!! Keep Calm, go to unilag and discharge
RomanceRe: How Many Times Do You Think About Sex In A Day? Be Precise by otumopkor(m): 8:31pm On Aug 03, 2015
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Christianity EtcRe: I Saw An Aircraft Filled With Blood – Pastor Chris Okafor by otumopkor(m): 8:07pm On Aug 03, 2015
But wait oo. Wetin consyn Buhari with this man of God now. Why must Nigerians always look for a way to write s**t
RomanceRe: She Masturbate A Lot And Its Worrisome by otumopkor(m): 8:04pm On Aug 03, 2015
That bae that masturbates is far better than the bae that sleeps around (Hiv wise). Choose the lesser evil and leave that unilag bae alone
RomanceRe: She Masturbate A Lot And Its Worrisome by otumopkor(m): 8:00pm On Aug 03, 2015
misspicy:
Ok...the truth is that in every 10ladies u meet 3 are constant masturbaters,d remaining 7 have masturbated at one time of their life or the other...now this statistic is not international or widely know but due to d questions I asked fellow girls after an inccidence I witness,d answer is in d affirmative from almost all the girls..

Now I know some people especially girls will come and deny the above and probably cuss me out,buh thats just d truth.

Tho I am stll carrying out my research to know the reason behind dis masturbation and possible ways of stopping doz addicted to it,dis is my humble submission.
Miss spicy is bae
RomanceRe: She Masturbate A Lot And Its Worrisome by otumopkor(m): 7:57pm On Aug 03, 2015
proxillin:
I met this lady during my NYSC service.

She is cool, calm and reserved. She is always indoor and act gently.

With lots of stress and persuasion, we dated, although she was a hard nut to crack. She even agreed to date me reluctantly. Her body language is always discouraging. But I still tagged along.

We both served in the same northern town. She stayed in a church residence throughout her service year.

Her lodge was very close to mine.

I went to her lodge on this faithful Saturday evening, I heard some plates rumbling in the kitchen which suggest she was busy in the kitchen. So I just went directly to her room, I didnt knock as I thought she was the one in the kitchen (She actually shared the same kitchen with some guys on her apartment wing).

Truth be told, these guys dont cook. I hardly see any of them in that kitchen. Its milady I always see there. So i assumed she was cooking. So I went straight into her room to drop my laptop bag. Lo and Behold, she was in the room staring at her phone.

She was playing a porn on her phone, while also inserting an object into her private part.

She quickly rushed up and cover up. She felt embarrassed and uneasy. I pretended as if nothing happened. I tried to make her comfortable.

I later brought up the issue and asked why she denied me se.x and prefer to mast+urbate. She opened up and told me she enjoys it more than sex. I was surprise to see all her sex objects. She really invested in sex objects.

She finally allowed me do the (Close your eyes). Everything changed since then, she still prefers to augment sex with sex object.

We had heated argument on it and she told me point blank "I can't do without masturbation and sex object".

I told her "But this is a problem you need to go for sexual counseling or rehabilitation"

She said "thats why she never wanted to date any guy."

I asked, how she is gonna cope with her husband, what if the husband doesnt have a taste for sex objects. She said "Its either I remain single I find a man that will take me as I am".

Well, it was just NYSC, its just for 1 year after which I dont know you again. Its not of my problem. I started playing along.

But throughout my encounter with her. I noticed the following:

1. She is always tired when home alone. She will just mast+urbate ni sha. I tried to ensure she is not home alone. But any opportunity she gets, she is doing her thing.

2. Anytime I make a move, she is not always in the mood.

3. Always glue to her phone

4. her phone browser history was always pointing to porn site.

5. When home alone, always naked (not with her pants and under below always wet) What Da fck.

And many more signs.

Finally, I concluded she is Possessed.



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PoliticsRe: See Who Provided 80% Of APC Campaign Funds by otumopkor(m): 7:53pm On Aug 03, 2015
Of course Amaechi (mumu guy) brought 80% of the money, while Tinubu (smart guy) collected tax from market men and women to fund the campaign. I really dont know what Buhari would do to these 2 individuals because if there is any anti-corruption raid they should be the MOST WANTED for EFCC.
Christianity EtcRe: I Saw An Aircraft Filled With Blood – Pastor Chris Okafor by otumopkor(m): 7:50pm On Aug 03, 2015
Chai!

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