 Travel › Re: Have You Ever Been Stranded While Travelling? How Did It Go? by otunbalamba: 5:02pm On Apr 27, 2020*. Modified: 6:09pm On Apr 27, 2020 |
moyosore32:
I have loads of stories like this, buh on the last day Goodluck Ebele Jonathan visited Lagos was d worst of all
I was very weak that night heading bk to Victoria island from Badagry, na so we reach CMS errywhere block, under d directive of d president because he was leaving Lagos that night after an inspection he came for or something, we were stucked with no movement for close to 3hrs, naso I just come down say mk I stretch go front small, I sha don trek reach that Jk randle turning when the road clear, Chisos I kon begin dey rush go back to enter motor b4 I knew it our motor was already gone in a twinkle of an eye, I no see am at all, with my #100 change wey na last card o, I cussed loudly starting from GEJ to d driver, conductor and d stupid traffic that was initially responsible for making me get to CMS late, I kon begin dey trek so tey when I reach Legico busstop I was freaking tired naso I go see the weyrey driver and him conductor their motor broke down, that's how I unleash my madness on both of em dey shout for em lik say 2mao no dey, em sha beg me kon gimme bk my #200 wey I pay em, so thats how I continued my journey home with now #200 in my pocket, on getting to bar beach towers I just kuku use my #200 buy fried yam #150 table water #50 to progress my journey to home which was now 5mins away or less
what a craze filled day I can't forget easily  this got me rolling on the floor 
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| Celebrities › Re: Davido on CNN News by otunbalamba: 2:08pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
 this one na FP material ooo |
| Pets › Re: My Rott's Naughty Behavior: I Need Advice Please by otunbalamba: 1:52pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
 na Dog you dey attach this level of importance too chai, Something wey be say na better soup for here abeg bring the dog make i help you disect am  |
| Romance › Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by otunbalamba: 7:11am On Apr 25, 2020 |
Vivianagoja:
Promise to buy her phone but she was forming, I now promised her 1k per minute Mouth Action.
Oboy she calculated 10mins equal 10k
She suck Dick tire, then became Hot in the process I bleeped her and was shock she was a virgin.
Later gave her 1k 
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| Autos › Re: Mercedes GLK 2014 model by otunbalamba: 6:25pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
0KNM:
okay o Mr. Otunba
Make una go drop tori for arena make we take wet ground  this one wey dem say make we siddon for house una go manage soapscapade? |
| Autos › Re: Mercedes GLK 2014 model by otunbalamba: 6:13pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
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| Autos › Re: Mercedes GLK 2014 model by otunbalamba: 5:41pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
Twoclans:
Yeah basic enough to translate with market women.I was born in the north.I am just lazy with languages. Or else I should be perfect with hausa language....I have no business with bike people .That mode of transportation puts the fear of God in me.I rather walk.
Are you Igala or from the dino melaye side of Kogi state. 
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