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Politics / Osun Pdp: Certificate Of Return Scandal Bursted! by OtunbaNairaland: 8:07pm On Mar 25, 2019 |
The People's Democratic Party (PDP) penchant for lies have once again been punctured over the claim that certificate of return has been issued for his Governorship candidate Senator Ademola Adeleke by INEC today. A picture had been circulating on social media earlier today that INEC had issued certificate of return to Adeleke based on the Friday March 22 tribunal judgment but after proper investigation by our correspondent, it was gathered that the picture was when Demola Adeleke got elected as Senator in 2017 to complete the tenure of his late brother as Osun west Senator in July 2017. But in its usual habit as a perennial liar, the PDP through his cyber rodents decided to mislead the public and present it as fact which prompt the investigation by correspondent and found out it's a complete falsehood and fallacy. In a bid to also heat up the polity, a source under the condition of anonymity has informed our correspondent that PDP has began the production of jingles to mislead the public with some false information and this jingles according to our source will start airing on several radio stations any time soon. It is now expedient for the public to get acquainted earlier and ensure they peruse any political jingles they hear from now on in order for them not to be misled with falsehood and fallacy.
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Politics / Media Influencer Calls Out Atiku After He Wished Buhari Happy Birthday by OtunbaNairaland: 8:10pm On Dec 17, 2018 |
An Aggressively active Nigerian Social media influencer has called out Atiku Abubakar on his facebook account,after Atiku wished President Muhammadu Buhari happy birthday on his official twitter handle,its obvious Nigerians are taking note of everything coming out from the ruling camp and that of the opposition camp to verify its authenticity. He further explains why he and other nigerians will like to know why he wished buhari happy birthday instead of jubril from sudan after spreading fake news among nigerians with his media team.
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Politics / Osinbajo: Don't Cancel Lagos Vote!!! by OtunbaNairaland: 5:37am On Oct 03, 2018 |
Information reaching us this afternoon is that Vice President, Professor Yemi Osinbajo is calling on State and National APC leaders to work together and ensure that today’s voting in Lagos should be honored as long as it is free and fair. There has been a lot of confusion about the election especially after APC national team released... https://thecorrespondence.net/osinbajo-dont-cancel-lagos-vote/ |
Politics / Babajide Sanwo-Olu, The Tinubu Man Who Wants Ambode’s Job by OtunbaNairaland: 12:27pm On Sep 14, 2018 |
A picture is worth a thousand words is a hackneyed phrase. Some people hate clichés because they are boring and devoid of the excitement that uncertainties bring. But there is nothing that describes the internal power struggle within the All Progressives Congress (APC) in Lagos better than the above cliché. https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/283616-lagos2019-babajide-sanwo-olu-the-tinubu-man-who-wants-ambodes-job.html 1 Like 2 Shares
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Family / Osinbajo Cautions On Dangers Of Population Explosion In Nigeria by OtunbaNairaland: 12:05pm On Sep 14, 2018 |
Vice President Yemi Osinbajo yesterday cautioned on the need to avoid what...continue below https://concordnews.com.ng/2018/09/14/osinbajo-cautions-on-dangers-of-population-explosion-in-nigeria/ |
Sports / We Will Stop Lookman From Playing For Eagles by OtunbaNairaland: 11:40am On Sep 14, 2018 |
England manager Gareth Southgate is disturbed by reports that Nigeria have renewed their interest in Everton forward Ademola Lookman. Lookman is one of the..... more below https://voiceofnigerians.com.ng/2018/09/14/we-will-stop-lookman-from-playing-for-eagles-england/ |
Politics / Osun Govt Declares Tuesday Hijrah Public Holiday by OtunbaNairaland: 4:26pm On Sep 11, 2018 |
Government of the State of Osun has declared tomorrow, Tuesday September 11th, 2018 public holiday to commemorate the Islamic New Year, Hijrah 1440 AH. The Islamic year started counting....readmore below https://voiceofnigerians.com.ng/2018/09/11/osun-govt-declares-tuesday-hijrah-public-holiday/ |
Business / LSETF Opens Application Window For Micro Enterprises by OtunbaNairaland: 3:51pm On Sep 11, 2018 |
In line with its mandate to provide access to financial and institutional support to Micro, Small and Medium Enterprises (MSMEs), the Lagos State Employment Trust Fund (LSETF), has announced the opening of its loan application process for small businesses and start-ups operating in the state. According to the Fund, applicants intending to secure funding of up to N500,000 can .......read more below. https://westerner.com.ng/lsetf-opens-application-window-for-micro-enterprises/ |
Politics / Breaking: Osun Commences Full Payment Of August Salary, Commits N19bn by OtunbaNairaland: 2:39pm On Sep 11, 2018 |
The State Government of Osun has commenced the gradual disbursement of Nineteen Billion, Eight Hundred and One Million, Three Hundred and Twenty-Eight Thousand, Two Hundred and Seventy-One Naira, Twenty-Two Kobo (19,801,328,271.22) as salaries and other entitlements to..............read more below. https://concordnews.com.ng/2018/09/11/breaking-osun-commences-full-payment-of-august-salary-commits-n19bn/
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Politics / BREAKING: Buhari Warns Atiku by OtunbaNairaland: 11:22am On Sep 06, 2018 |
The Nigerian Presidency has reacted to a recent statement by PDP Presidential hopeful, Atiku Abubakar where he described President Muhammadu Buhari as “power drunk.” In a response to VP Osinbajo on Restructuring, Atiku described President Muhammadu Buhari as ‘Power-Drunk’. Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Femi Adesina, in a statement, although agreed with Atiku that Buhari is ......read more below https://peoplesdaily.com.ng/breaking-buhari-warns-atiku/ |
Politics / Osinbajo At Dangote Business School, Tasks Youths On Entrepreneurship by OtunbaNairaland: 11:07am On Sep 06, 2018 |
Vice President Yemi Osinbajo has charged young Nigerian innovators and entrepreneurs to always be focused and dogged in transforming their ideas into reality. Osinbajo Osinbajo gave the charge in Kano at the 2018 Northern Regional Finals of Students Innovation Challenge (SIC) held at Dangote...readmore below https://thecorrespondence.net/osinbajo-at-dangote-business-school-tasks-youths-on-entrepreneurship/ |
Crime / See How Man Brutally Stabs His Step Brother To Death During Argument by OtunbaNairaland: 10:40am On Sep 06, 2018 |
Odunayo Ikudehinbu, has been remanded in custody by a High Court sitting in Akure, Ondo State, for allegedly killing his stepbrother, Segun Ikudehinbu. The incident was said to have...readmore below https://peoplesdaily.com.ng/see-how-man-brutally-stabs-his-step-brother-to-death-during-argument/ |
Crime / See How Man Brutally Stabs His Step Brother To Death During Argument by OtunbaNairaland: 10:17am On Sep 06, 2018 |
Odunayo Ikudehinbu, has been remanded in custody by a High Court sitting in Akure, Ondo State, for allegedly killing his stepbrother, Segun Ikudehinbu. The incident was said to have.....readmore https://peoplesdaily.com.ng/see-how-man-brutally-stabs-his-step-brother-to-death-during-argument/ |
Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Osinbajo Visits Odo- Ori Market And Abattoir In Osun by OtunbaNairaland: 9:58am On Sep 04, 2018 |
Ifeanyi4491:WARIS DISWAN SAYING, BASELES ACCUSATIONS!!` |
Politics / Re: Ten Days In Office.. Achievements Of Osinbajo(pics) by OtunbaNairaland: 1:33pm On Aug 16, 2018 |
mumu dat cant happen,do u know what dat will cause? international orgs will even interfere so bros 4get nothing is getting reversed Noel1: |
Politics / Re: Ten Days In Office.. Achievements Of Osinbajo(pics) by OtunbaNairaland: 1:21pm On Aug 16, 2018 |
and he doesnt like a mere commenter too,u see where u no get sense? dukie25: |
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Presides Over FEC Meeting (Photos) by OtunbaNairaland: 4:38pm On Aug 15, 2018 |
harbdulrasaq88: Attendance has been restored now that instant judgement is working like it is in old testament,nobody want VP's thunder to strike dem like daura 2 Likes
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Romance / Please Am I Confused OR Am Trying Not To Be A Badguy by OtunbaNairaland: 4:42pm On Aug 08, 2018 |
Please i need you guys advice,sorry if my experience is too long for you to read so i will try to squeez it as much as possible. i met this lady in church,i kinda liked her,to cut the long story short am a guy that works out every saturday,but that is after my morning jogging every saturday,i came out as usual after passing the night in my office as usual every friday so as to be able to cover long distance jogging the following day,i came out as usual and i saw this same lady i saw in church on the same street where my office was located,i greeted her and she responded,it continued like that the following week, and the upper week i met her younger sister in church,same height,same look,same hairstyle and she was jovial ,playful and all that,we talked laughed she requested for my number,in my mind i was happy the lady i see whenever i jogg is finally interested in me,and to cut the story short we started dating,spending time together,bleeping here and their and when i realised i was dating the younger sister instead of the senior it was too late,it pained me sha but i just boned the whole thing even tho i really liked her and i dnt want to end things with the younger so it doesnt look like i used and dumped her,few weeks down,the younger sisters phone was faulty,i decided to fix it for her as a good boyfriend after fixing i wanted to share hotspot to browse on my fone so i called her for her fone password and she said shes sorry she cant tell me her pattern,i was like well its okay ladies love privacy,after i ended the call,3seconds later she called me to ask hope have not opened her phone? i was like if i opened i wouldnt bother calling you,then she ended the call,then i got suspicious like what could she be hiding? since am into software development and social media management i sat down with her phone,luckily she was using CM SECURITY it took me 1hour33minute before i could bypass the security page of the app then i went to her inbox, I ALMOST DIED WITH WHAT I SAW! another lady was warning her to stay away from her boyfriend that the boyfriend prefers her own pussy to my gfs pussy then i rushed to her whatsapp and i wish i did not!!! i met four guys bleeping her,one was planing another bleep,the second was requesting for nudes that he already missed bleeping her since he is now in another state,the third one,she was complaining to him that she doesnt like anal because its painful ,the fourth on she was acccusing that one of always being shy to bleep her whenever they are together unless she makes the first move i started TAKING DEEP BREATH my friend seating next to me had no idea what i was going through at that moment he just kept listening to my breathbeat the next time we met i gave her the phone without raising any suspicion that i know she was cheating,after that we planned more bleeping then her phone finally packed up,then another gbege happened,she wanted to buy a used phone from a guy@ #10,000naira the phone that i priced the UK USED and it was 25k,i asked if no strings attached she said no the guy is just a friend and that was where another wahala started from,the guy will be telling her to come today come tomorrow,then she will leave with the excuse of i want to go and give the guy his phone to copy his important files,i didnt want to assume at first but i later found out from one of the guy's friend who was also my friend that she was also bleeping the guy this time with hardcore proofs even up too the level of the condom they used,then my friend saw her and this guy together along the road arguing after bleeping since the guy didnt want to sell the phone after bleeping,the look on her face when she saw my friend was really full of shock,the guy told me and when she came over to my place the second day she met my friend eating with me when she came in and saw the guy,her mood changed like (this guy would have snitched) we talked like nothing happend then another friend of mine organised a party she went with her sister and its a party of drinking ,dancing,getting high and ofcourse bleeping,everything she and her sister did fell into my waiting hands then i started giving her attituted because i couldnt wait anymore for her to change, they say TREAT A WOMAN RIGHT,TRUST HER AND SPEND ON HER,SHE WONT HAVE A REASON TO CHEAT ON YOU,but in my own case reverse was the case ,maybe because am a goodguy,i dnt double date,i wasnt blessed withthe spirit to do so,she decide to exploit that weakness,then she apologised it wont happen again,we got back to our normal self believing she has changed,i didnt know she just started with me,then she and her senior sister my first crush came to meet me in a resturant one day and that was wher she commenced another face of her regular wahala. i told her and her senior sister to follow me to my office to go and watch movie since they were asking for my laptop,she said she wasnt going that she was waiting for someone ,then my crush her senior sister followed me,she came much later in the night when everything was totally dark,she fell and broke d screen of her sisters phone when running and trying to make up for the time she spent with the guy who i later found out was a photographer colleague of mine,because he later saw us together and asked if i was dating her and explained all their recent meetings,and i was like wtf! why meet another guy,when they ask u out when u could have just said u were in a relationship instead of going on a date and be decieving ursef u just want to eat his money,if he spends his hard earned cash on u to some extent and no major reap from his efforts that is wat leads to rape etc,they both exchanged hot words and she went home the sister and i were still in my office late into the night since she sleeps in the hostel and not home,then i started asking about her family,maybe i shouldnt have asked ,at some point she started crying i curldled her and at some point she was trying to kiss me,i kinda stylishly dodged it because i was thinking i was in a relationship already,then later we got into serious naughty play,i carried her upside down,she was wearing a tight leggings,she got a great ass too,then i lifted her upside down with her VJAY facing me and me breathing out warm air into her VJAY through her leggings,then i stopped then turned her back,i will fall totaly if i dnt control myself den i went to sleep,she slept next to me,then she started compaling of cold,i got up locked the windows and locked the glass door in my office to reduce the cold becus we spread one big cloth on the floor to sleep since bed no dey office,the she curldled next to me started rubbing her ass on my dick stylishly as if it was just curdling,the she kept lookinh at me severally like expecting me to do something but i didnt,then in the morning she got up i escorted her and we trekked 4 sometime without even greeting each other,maybe she was thinking she made herself cheap,i was thinking maybe i fckd up and she probably thinks am impotent,then later few months down the lane the junior sister and i broke up because of extra affair with a church member and i couldnt bear it anymore holding on to someone that cant be loyal even tho her family members already knew me and she knows we arent dating for fun,we had plans to get married,even planned what we already want for our honey moon etc now that we are not dating again,i would have loved to go back and go and date the senior sister but i have 3fears. 1. what is the probability shes not like her junior(my ex) 2.wont she see it like i used her sister since she knows everything about us and wont the junior start misbehaving 3.if we date and we end up trying to get married hope it wont cause havoc in the family seeing her senior sister enjoying A LOYAL cucumber that use to be hers? sorry for my longstory but i dnt know what to do here... |
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Meets Akpabio At Villa Ahead Of Defection To APC by OtunbaNairaland: 9:40am On Aug 03, 2018 |
[s] tuniski:[/s] keep kwayet and eat ur popcorn in peace mumu 1 Like
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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Meets Akpabio At Villa Ahead Of Defection To APC by OtunbaNairaland: 9:34am On Aug 03, 2018 |
[s] KINGOFTHEEAST:[/s] see dis daft slowpoke worthy kee u dier!
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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Meets Akpabio At Villa Ahead Of Defection To APC by OtunbaNairaland: 9:26am On Aug 03, 2018 |
[s] omooba969:[/s] [color=#000099][/color]you that u get clue,why are u not dier?
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