efelicity:
When it comes to the issue of relationship everyone has their own spec, this is mine.
- She must be tall but slightly shorter than me.

- She must have a Masters degree in Law or Medicine and Surgery.

- She must have written UTME once and scored at least 398/400.

- She must know how to prepare foreign dishes.

- She must be submissive and even when I slap her she will thank me

- She must not have body odour/bad breath(halitosis).

- She must be a born again Christian.

- She must not have crushed on anyone.

- She must be a virgin

- She must be providing 70% of what we eat in the house.

- She must not greet or look at any man and failure to do so will attract a punishment of 200 frog jump.

- She must wash my cloths and bath me too.

And the last but not the least, she must be fair in complexion with her natural skin like that of Michael Jackson.


Qualified and interested candidates must pay the sum of N500, 000 and provide 15 passport photos taken less than six months ago.


Interested candidates should dm.

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We are one Nigeria, but truth be told.

Tinubu, a Guinean cannot rule Nigeria under false pretence.

Tinubu should return back to Guinea Bissau where he was born, he should allow the real citizens of Nigeria to rule Nigeria 👉☝️

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Lionize:
One thing I suggest BAT should do as a president is to sponsor a bill that mandates all levels of government and its parqstatals qnd agencies to make their receipts and expenses public, to the last detail, on a monthly basis. This will automatically put him in the good books of history and also put govt officials in check

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Tinubu should go and fix Guinea not Nigeria

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You people should enjoy the APC you voted into power 👉☝️

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To slap Police dey hungry me.

The same police that refused to arrest Mc Oluomo and his thugs when they snatched ballot boxes during the just concluded Gubernatorial election in Lagos state, that produced Sanwoolu Via Rigging ☝️

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Are you the owner of the car on your profile

Price

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Tinubu, a Guinean cannot rule Nigeria under false pretence.

Tinubu should return to Guinea Bissau where he was born, he should allow the real citizens of Nigeria to rule Nigeria. ☝️

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Buharis's government is the worst administration in the history of Nigeria.

Buhari appointed the worst thief of staff in the history of Nigeria.

Nigeria is gone to the dogs ☝️

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Prices of foodstuffs have skyrocketed since Buhari assumed office.

Buhari should return Nigeria Economy exactly the way he met it, when Goodluck Jonathan handed over to him or ☝️

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APC is the worst political party in the history of Nigeria.

Nigerians will regret voting APC very soon 💯

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Buhari has used Emefiele to achieve his political aims, he is about to dump him and replace him with someone from the North ☝️

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Nigerians will never take Buhari serious until he sacks Yakubu Mahmood.

Buhari that appointed the worst INEC chairman in the history of Nigeria.

Yakubu Mahmood should come and apologize to Nigerians or face 600 years ☝️

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Rejected!!!

Reason: they are Yoruba ladies.

If you know you know ☝️

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She must be a Yoruba woman.

Yoruba Women marry at Old Age, and they always marry Old men 💯

Dozie32:
Tinibu is dead

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No man born of a woman..................

If you know you know 💯

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Are we in Democracy or military regime.
No more freedom of speech in this country.

Tinubu has not been sworn in yet, intimidation has already started. We have entered one chance.

Nigeria is gone to the dogs 💯

Okealaaye:


You're uncouth, bucolic and provincial like the others.

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If you like finish the Dictionary on top of my matter 😏

IpobAntidote:


M,kprur mirri is one hell of a drug. Pls, say NO to drugs. They are bad for your physical and mental health.

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Anything you like say. The only thing i can tell you is, "It's the turn of the South to produce the President of Nigeria 💯

IpobAntidote:



In your own delusional mind.
The one you cannot dispute and cannot deny is that TINUBU IS YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT.
If they born you well, if asked who is the president of Nigeria after May 29, I dare you to say Yes Daddy Obi the conman

Tinubu will not show up on the inauguration day, Shettima will be sworn in to become the president of Nigeria by proxy 💯

IpobAntidote:


You mean the Messiah of the IPOB terrorist. Pandora pathological liar Obi tuary is dead politically nationwide. He's the Abia President-elect.

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Peter Obi is your Messiah. You have no choice 💯

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See as her face be.

Pa James fine pass this one 😎