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Health / Re: Please Who Go Fit Help Me With Mtn Card Of 1500 Naira God Will Pay U Back by otuwe(f): 6:23pm On Oct 04, 2007
@young niggar

u better go away from that computer or i will tell ur big brother


bush boy

they just brought u from the village abi. u never see computer before

big hiss
Health / Re: I Need A Bigger Butt. by otuwe(f): 6:07pm On Oct 04, 2007
thanks all for your contribution


b t w i tot there were so many stuff on this my thread. i practically ended it. seun thanks for editing it



but like i said earlier. ive learnt to accept myself the way i am. at least C is not complaining cheesy

cheers
Forum Games / Re: Pls Join The Ongoing Phone Conversation by otuwe(f): 5:52pm On Oct 04, 2007
pls i dont speak pigin english

can we talk in english my love kiss kiss kiss
TV/Movies / Re: Your Favourite And Most Hated TV Adverts? by otuwe(f): 12:33pm On Sep 28, 2007
i just remembered one advert i loved



"mummy mummy daddy is shaking"

"dundy, your daddy is not back"

the ad was so funny but mothers didnt like it because they were like how can a mother call her son dundy cheesy


all the same i love it

BTW i think it was procold advert


shaky shaky daddy grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: Desperate Housewives. by otuwe(f): 12:18pm On Sep 28, 2007
Modups!:

is seun a white nigerian? how can he be racist


well u never can tell with admin seun

grin grin
watever:

i wonder y am not believing that tongue

well i didnt believe it too wen i saw the seasons foour
i was even too skeptical to buy it b4 i start seeing stella damascus genevieve and the likes inside it grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: The First 419 by otuwe(f): 12:15pm On Sep 27, 2007
kingdons:

Let God be the Judge of the poster and the joke and not you, you hypocrites!!!!. If you did not like it, just go to other jokes and stop insulting him. how much better are you that insulted him because you think he insulted Jesus? If he is to be punished, then you too shall be for you have both commited the same sin.[/b]

WORD!!!!


I was actually abt 2 laff at d funny joke then i started seeing the comments and suddenly the joke turned bitter

this is a typical example of kettle calling pot black. you feel he insulted Christ and the only way to tell him was to insult him so wats the difference b.t.w u and him
Jokes Etc / Re: Father Of Who by otuwe(f): 12:02pm On Sep 27, 2007
pls i didnt understand the divorced babbie joke undecided undecided embarassed angry
TV/Movies / Re: Desperate Housewives. by otuwe(f): 11:18am On Sep 27, 2007
i was shocked wen i saw seaons 4 in the market

i said to maself here pirates come again

where on earth did they get the season 4 from wen season 3 just got to an end recently

was too afraid to buy before i see nigerians acting desperate housewives season 4 grin grin


but am still in seaons 3 right now and its soooooooooo coooolllll


@seun
Seun:

Season 4 already? Wow, I can't wait. I don't like season 2 with the creepy black family, but 3 and 4 I want!

are u a rasist angry cheesy
Romance / Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by otuwe(f): 10:21am On Sep 25, 2007
u guys are really making me roll on the floor with laughter, . . . . .


after a 2 yr old relationship my friend's girlfriend broke up with him and reason was. . . you are too short. . . .



*am like did she just realise he was short or did he suddenly grow short *

this was more annoying than ridiculous



the second one

we have to break up cos i think about u too much and dats not healthy (this really really happened) how can a guy be so dumb undecided undecided
Health / Re: Stretch Marks by otuwe(f): 2:59pm On Sep 20, 2007
what do u think
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 2 (II)! by otuwe(f): 2:29pm On Sep 20, 2007
hi all

pls i have a few questions

my colleage told me he woke up by 2am and saw richiana making love



also dat kweku n bertha also did and maxerato were watching n laffing




how true is this pls

i dont watch so much of it cos of work

cheers
Music/Radio / Re: What If? by otuwe(f): 2:15pm On Sep 20, 2007
what if there was no money






there wouldnt have been Bill Gates and Dangote
TV/Movies / Re: Who's Your Favorite Desperate House Wife? by otuwe(f): 4:54pm On Sep 17, 2007
i love them in this order. . .


GABBY. , . .she reminds me of me
SUSAN. . . . she reminds me of me a bit undecided
EDDIE. . . . . .i purposely put her in the middle
BREE. . . . . . .she is too cold for my liking
LYNETTE. . . . .she is too hard on her husband
TV/Movies / Re: The Second Chance: A Telenovela by otuwe(f): 4:11pm On Sep 17, 2007
Larry O:

Hi everyone! I'm new to this topic, and just started seeing this TV series last week. Some things are getting me confused, can someone please explain:

What's the relationship between Don Pedron and Andres?

What's the relationship between Don Pedron and Abigael?

What's the relationship between Angela and Andres?

Please can someone put me tru?


don pedro is andrea's boss
abigael is don pedro's employee
angela is don pedro's daughter

cheers
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Is It Right To Go Out With Your Close Friend? by otuwe(f): 10:44am On Sep 13, 2007
i am in that dilenma!!! if i sort myself out then i will respond!!!

Attimes a platonic relationship is better preserved than the wahala of an intimate relationship!!! cheerio
TV/Movies / Re: Desperate Housewives. by otuwe(f): 9:22pm On Sep 11, 2007
i watched it this morning went late to work cos of dat

dat danielle is really slutty. she got preggy for julie's bf

cant remember the rest

also didnt know edie had a son

one mayor elect too is hitting on gabby

bye
Forum Games / Re: Date Or Ditch Game by otuwe(f): 6:43pm On Sep 11, 2007
DATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE








Omarion
Forum Games / Re: Date Or Ditch Game by otuwe(f): 6:09pm On Sep 11, 2007
date (love her movies)







segun obe
Forum Games / Re: Name Your Favorite Person On Nairaland by otuwe(f): 5:05pm On Sep 11, 2007
cute_ass

she is the bomb
Forum Games / Re: Date Or Ditch Game by otuwe(f): 4:39pm On Sep 11, 2007
who is dat

DITCH pls

(lawuyi am here jare cool)




fela kuti grin
Forum Games / Re: Date Or Ditch Game by otuwe(f): 4:15pm On Sep 11, 2007
ditch (not my type)





2face
TV/Movies / Re: The Second Chance: A Telenovela by otuwe(f): 11:53am On Sep 10, 2007
hi

u guys should take it easy on galaxy

at least they are consistent now


cant wait for them to settle this salvador wahala and let him go to his mansion once more
TV/Movies / Re: The Second Chance: A Telenovela by otuwe(f): 9:18am On Sep 06, 2007
comot there

which kain help u dey ask of God


is it not the men dat always decide to put themselves in the hands of women
TV/Movies / Re: Desperate Housewives. by otuwe(f): 4:01pm On Sep 05, 2007
@odada

thanxs man its making abit more sense now

but i have another question

how come Zach now has this long hair and why is he saying he is gabby's lover
TV/Movies / Re: Catalina And Sebastian (C&S): A Telenovela On AIT by otuwe(f): 3:49pm On Sep 05, 2007
na wa oh shocked shocked shocked

*people u now have the full load down so no more work for me herre*




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