i need time and space to think about things, maybe we should seperate for a while. a while hats been 3 years

kanmosyl:

You guys are too many in your family.

, now thats really funnyyy
but hey i dont blame the guy really, does`nt wanna spend the whole of his money{which was hard earned of course}
on that 'too many' family,

I laughed so hard, when I started reading all these posts. There was one my friend told me about, which his -ex used when she was dumping him: "My pastor says he didn't see a vision of us getting married, so can we call it quits?"

And here's another one that was used on my relative once, when she was dumped by an -ex: "Relationships between East and West don't work. So get over this relationship. I never made you any promises."

i dont think we're compatible anymore

@topic

Tested positive to HIV 1 and 2!

You are truly a configur!

lmao

olanajim:

@topic

Tested positive to HIV 1 and 2!

LMAO, thats funny!!!!! that would do the job well well!

My pastor said he will disfellowship me

I AM MOVING TO TIMBKUTU.

nikole:

I AM MOVING TO TIMBKUTU.

olanajim:

@topic

Tested positive to HIV 1 and 2!

Just too funny ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, LMAO

'I have tot over this whole relationship and am begining to wonder if we have anything in common'!!

GF used this line on me just last weekend after 2yrs of mouthing she wanted to spend the rest of her life with me!!!

IT TIME 2 MOVE ON!!!!

*laughing my stomach out*

Na wa o!

you are just too good for me

you deserve a better man

^{*like i dint see better men before deciding to date him*}

dats very easy
Not wild enough. 2 conventional

baby i think we need a little space n hvnt u noticed we re driftin apart i need a little time to sort my emotions out.

Our friends don't want us to be

then something must be wrong. maybe they see something you guys cant see. tell me in private

@tkb417 Lol, that was pure envy from friends & just 1 of some reasons

but most ridiculous.

I think your best friend now catches my attention


The feelings are no longer there,

Your vaginal is too tight

- lets jst be best of friends, so we'll be close

-i need tyme 2 figure tins out,

-we no longer FLOW

ayeesha:

you are just too good for me

you deserve a better man

^**

Cool, i think i will use that one for my next EX TEHeHehe 
BITE ME 

y would u wanna break up with ur ex in a ridiculous way anyway

haha, lol

A friend's ex actually broke up with her cuz according to him "her breast was too strong"

Another one: your mum does not like me

ayeesha:

@ swiftycool

you better not use that line

^{* you dnt want to know what i did to him after he said that to me*}

Hmmmm!Sistah what did u do to him   
Im getting chickenfied here o   

bebe2007:

Another one: your mum does not like me

I think that one is actually sensible

u guys are really making me roll on the floor with laughter, . . . . .


after a 2 yr old relationship my friend's girlfriend broke up with him and reason was. . . you are too short. . . .



_{*am like did she just realise he was short or did he suddenly grow short *}

this was more annoying than ridiculous



the second one

^{we have to break up cos i think about u too much and dats not healthy} (this really really happened) how can a guy be so dumb