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victorazy: Far comprehensive, no Godfather!

chai! Op why you nor put Godfather now?

Yea this list is almost comprehensive,

They are able to see radio disturbances that re para normal in nature, they sence temperature levels uknown to man and have better sence organ, so they re ok to be paranoid

egift: I don't run a mental hospital or a Motor Park. Try another corner. Next time just drop your comment do ever edit my comment.

obviously you dont, or isnt it plain fact that you need your head checked in one, as per me not editing your comment, i would like you to state in clear and unambigious terms were you ve derived the power to legislate or make new rules in this forum. If you cant then my advice would be that, you start looking for that mental institution for quick and prompt remedy, ode! You want speak english for me. After proving to the whole world that you re stupeed enough not to know that a book on african history, would hold much needed knowledge of the past to avoid future pitfalls, your postulation of is filled with so much personal bias, i have some questions for you though?
1. Re hardcovered books the only books that should be read?
2.is the president supposed to avoid books that he deem important. Just because they re not available in hardcover versions?
3. If you claim the president should read books on economy, strategy and int'l relations, ve you read the book 'topics in west african history' and are you saying it does not in anyway have any relation with those fields?
4.are you saying that the president cannot at his convenience engage in activities that he deem pleasurable for himself even if it is "ralia the sugar girl"?
5.who are you? And who do you think you are to, be deciding for the president what to read?, were do you come from and who gave birth to you? Are all of your generation combined as strong as the man Mr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan?

If you dont like the book he is reading go and Die

lakpalakpa: [s][/s]

Thrash!!

Why did Abati post the picture in the 1st place if not as a PR stunt.

Nobody said Jona-daft shouldn't read, but the foolish things he does in private shouldn't be used for such shameful publicity..

you re taking it too far. Have you seen obama pics of him watching TV with his family, maybe if it was GEJ y'all would have sworn he was watching the tom n jerry cartoon.

egift: [img]http://1.1.1.5/bmi/www.nairaland.com/attachments/1561852_bs8xfabcmaejfqj_jpegef510932879a4fb37b35c3e5fbade3ed[/img]

Why can't he be reading good hardcover books[b]the one way your papa buy for am[/b] on Policy, Economy, Strategy, Defense, International Relations, etc.

Reading Primary School Book in Aso Rock, now we know why he is running a Kindergarten Presidency.

thats outrageous my man, do you expect the executive president of a country to be an all round jack of all trade, abi you think say im nor get cabinet ministers that are in charge of this various portfolios?, why didnt you add "programming for dummies" to the list so that he can guarantee us a secured cyberspace, detractors be criticising foolishly, even posting international relations, do you even know that the book he is presently holding is a textbook for international studies students in most universities, why una dey always yarn opata like this enh! If that book is not on international relation i wonder which one would, abi you think say history of intergroup relation between pre colonial groups nor be part of international relation?

Anybody asking the president to read hardcover books on various fields is either nut or just out of nut

Only those who havent read the war time post of promonent world leaders would take this as the both side of the coin, in the int'l political system states are guilded by their own interest and owe no obligation to states that do not conform with that interest, BN is even going too far as a moralist by giving notices to Hamas

Post am for yaba left

2pence: I travelled on a business trip to china, I met a Nigerian boy(Kingsley). Kingsley said he will be 29 years by October this year, A graduate of political science from Nnamdi Azikiwe University Awka, He had moved to China after finding it difficult to secure a white collar job in Nigeria immediately after his national youth service. Kingsley said he had come to china hoping to find job or better still hustle. He said he had to sell off a small piece of land , the only landed property his late father left for him just to make up funds to come live in China.

Kingsley is one of so many Nigerians loitering the streets of china looking for people who have come to trade in Guangzhou that will stay in their apartment and have him volunteer to take them around core places of their business interest for a fee. When you come to china staying in a hotel is the best option you can take. I did that but I sort of found it difficult in communicating with the factory workers in English and I needed someone who could hear English and translate to them in Chinese. A young sells lady in the factory volunteered to help me call a Nigerian who can fit in that position and that was how I met Kinsley.


When she called him on the phone, it took 15mins and he arrived , I was impressed . For the rest of the days he was coming every morning to take me around the various places I needed to buy goods from. He would speak plenty of Chinese with them and told me he was bargaining for the fairest price. I thought he was helping and I use to thank him a lot. I didn’t know that for every purchase I made Kingsley has a percentage that was agreed between him and the sellers. So he was really eager to help and that surprised me too.

This sort of hustle in China is called SAMPA... I have asked and no one was able to give me a definite definition of that term. I search even in dictionary but couldn’t find any. Sampa boys are just people mostly Nigerians who have to china with 1 month business visa ,their visa had expired and they take to hiding in China. I really want this post to educate people especially the young Nigerians who are misled on a daily basis. I want the youth to know that there is no easy life anywhere, the quest to go to just anywhere must stop, have you made research about these countries you are headed ? Mind you, the current population of the People’s Republic of China is estimated to be about 1,390,510,630.

China’s population makes up around 19.3% of the world’s population. I later found out that he lady that called Kinsley to come and assist me was his wife and that Kinsley leaves with the lady in their family house (with her father and mother) the lady should be over 40yrs and Kinsley is 28/29, a graduate from Nigeria, can you beat that ! Their daily hustle is on Nigerians who have come to do business.

Infact Kinsley added a percentage that was rather too much that another chinese man had to call my attention to it and asked if that man were truly my brother. The chinese man opened up and told me about how Nigerians survive in china, he said many are in prison with no one seeking to bail them , some have no money to even come back, some were caught for drug related offences, tried in court and sentenced without their family or even Nigerian embassy knowing because they had been leaving illegally in China. Indeed Nigerians notoriety in China is unprecedented .

What i found difficult to understand was the fact that a graduate can actually descend that low just to keep going . My question is which life is better , Leaving in Nigeria or China ? I saw many hawking jellof rice and they only sell at night because they are illegal , at the end they use the money they made from selling jellof rice to club, smoke and drink, is that life ? when you ask them they say they prefer to leave in China because food is cheap . is life all about food ?

We need to start re-orienting people and our government must create jobs. Our youths are wasting in China. We can send people to learn and better themselves in china and not depend on some SAMPA. What is sampa that a Nigerian will sell his pride and cheat a fellow Nigerian just to make mere 10,20,30,40 ,50 $ ? Who are we to ourselves ?
If they manage to make 100$ then that will hold them for another 4 months , is that life ?

this is total bull poo, are nigerians the only one in china? That they will be the only one surviving on fraudulent activities, why una dey like yab my country people nau? Shey na only nigerians na im china immigrants go bey watch out for? Why now? If one sampa cheat you nor mean say all china nigerians na thiefs living on frauds

Yungwizzzy: All I see is the same meaningless nollywood character

you re blind then, and it is a special case of bulindjito conjuctivo. Cus patients of the regular conjuctivities do appreciate progress. Your case is a rare case caused by the mumulico foolifico bacteria, yea i am very sure of this.

Yungwizzzy: All I see is the same meaningless nollywood character

you re blind then, and it is a special case of bulindjito conjuctivo. Cus patients of the regular conjuctivities do appreciate progress. Your case is a rare case caused by the mumulico foolifico bacteria

AwodwaGyanOniwe: Patch
Am happy we will be moving away from borrowing money from IMF, World Bank and happy for this BRICS BANK.
Next year theyr starting with construction of BRICS BAK AFRICA BRANCH in Jozi.

By the way SA MINERAL WEALTH IS OVER $4,7TRILLION OF UNTAPPED MINERAL WEALTH. The west and east knows that....
Our mineral wealth alone DWARFS Naaigayria DECLINING OIL RESERVES this year alone the oil reserves declined by 2billion barrels.

NOTE: SA is expolring its waters after the Flakland Island oil finding and theres geological evidence showing we have oil samples. We're just waiting now for that BIG ANNOUCEMENT like Kenya and Namibia.
AFRICA is blessed with oil other countries are discovering oila and gas while Naaigayria's reserves are DECLINING. By 2025 Naaigayria's reserves will drop to 27 bbl before decling to below 25bbl beyond 2030.

this awodwa guy is not very wise is he, he is so foolish that he does not realise that he is peeing on nelson mandela's grave by calling an african black, he doesnt know the history of african libration struggle well enough to realise that it was the brotherly nature of this legends that laid the foundation for the freedom we now enjoy, he doesnt know that without our identity and unity as blacks there would be no black africa,i ve always thought of the southafricans as the strongest pan africanists in the continent due to the discriminations and challenges they got as a result of their skin colour, but this awoonja guy is proving me wrong, he projecting the southafricans as a delusional set of people, but i know he cant be right, cus like i said earlier, he is not too wise

note: i dont go over the internet googling for development projects in other african nations to predicate it with that of my country, i just wish that all africa would develope equally, were people live equally like in the egaliterian society of your forefathers the (The San) the white settlers called them the bushmen for refusing the comfort of white culture, but the present racial discrimination and class difference among african have thought us that The San's were the purest pre modern group the word would ever see

OdenigboAroli: Why won't they forge Ghana passport when you greedy and lawless Nigerians has ruined your reputation, worldwide? ?
Infact,whenever I meet a foreigner I make sure I educate them on the many dangers that's risk when they deal with a Nigerian. You Nigerians are lawless,uncivilized, greedy,arrogant, boastful corrupt!

i seriously do not want to reply you, i seriously do not want to tell you how foolishly you ve portrayed yourself, but it would amount to wickedness and selfishness if in the face of such foolishness good and wise men say nothing, so i declare you a mumu of life

Naija my country , why? I just dont know why?

This is solid facts

Ok, i dun comment, oya paste am for frontpage, nak am for there

Ok

dammytosh: What is the German doing in Adamawa after winning World Cup ?



Asking clueless question in GEJ's advisers' voice..

on point, i swear say na d first thing wey go enter some military top brass mind be that, or dem fit think say, chei ds pple nor let ds man celebrate worldcup victory at all, bad boko people, oya make we go announce say we re on top the situation, but as e be so na for that german man to dey use the opportunity tour historic sites for sambisa na im win am, cus mama emma dun warn me make i nor follow dem go near dat place again, chei na german man, know wetin carry am go sambisa oh.

dammytosh: What is the German doing in Adamawa after winning World Cup ?



Asking clueless question in GEJ's advisers' voice..

on point, i swear say na d first thing wey go enter some military top brass mind be that, or dem fit think say, chei ds pple nor let ds man celebrate worldcup victory at all, bad boko people, oya make we go announce say we re on top the situation, but as e be so na for that german man to dey use the opportunity tour historic sites for sambisa na im win am, cus mama emma dun warn me make i nor follow dem go near dat place again,

dammytosh: What is the German doing in Adamawa after winning World Cup ?



Asking clueless question in GEJ's advisers' voice..

lol

dammytosh: What is the German doing in Adamawa after winning World Cup ?



Asking clueless question in GEJ's advisers' voice..

on point, i swear say na d first thing wey go enter some military top brass mind be that, or dem fit say eya just somedays after winning the worldcup

Bullshyt, were is 2baba the inspirational singer, abi na only people wey dey rap,
" i shoot my haters"
i drive two ferrari" na only dem be lyricist abi, pple wey dey make sence nor be lyricist.
Anyhow men, nothing dey happen" one love brother"

Ashantiking: Fighting what battle. Are you for real? Shut up. Didn't the us army call Nigeria army incompetent. Shut up u have the most useless country in Africa and the most useless president.

white ass licker, is the US army an international body that rates the capability of state armies, if in the US army position there is no synergy between their men and men of the nigerian armed forces due the difference in area of operation, and doctrines, does that stand as the authority for rating the nigerian army as faulty

omoghana22: ASSUMING I HAVNT BEEN TO NIGERIA, I WILL DEFINITE BELIEVE NIGERIANS ARE FOOLS......BUT WHILE I WAS IN NIGERIA, I MET GOOD PEOPLE THAT TALK GOOD THINGS..............NIGERIA IS A GREAT NATION THAT NEVER REALIZE THEIR SUFFERING. AN AVERAGE GHANAIAN IS MORE PROUD TO BE GHANAIAN. IT IS NOT OUR FAULT THAT NIGERIA IS SLEEPING. WHILE I WAS IN LAGOS I MADE MONEY BUT CUD NOT ENJOY MY LIFE; NOW I HV RELOCATED TO GHANA AND EVEN THOUGH I'M EARNING A LIL BIT LESSER , I ENJOY A BETTER LIFE HERE THAN WHEN I WAS EARNING GOOD MONEY IN NIGERIA.. ....... NIGERIA CAN HAVE ALL THE MILLIONS BUT CANNOT BE PEACEFUL AS IN GHANA. AND DNT POST NONSENSE.......HERE

no no no, i wont post nonscence i will just tell you that you are an ithiot and leave you alone.

Ashantiking: What country is more embarrassing than Nigeria in Africa. Please shut your filthy mouth. Where are those 250 kids boko haram kidnapped.

nigeria is more embarassing to africa by having the most:
1.vibrant foreign investment influx in africa?
2. Having the strongest and largest economy in africa
3. Being the most internationally competitive country on the international system in africa.
4. Sponsoring and joining in the liberation and independence of many african states
5. Helping to create and train a professional armed force in conflict ridden african countries.
6. Funding and politically heading the ECOWAS/ECOMOG.
7. Sending aids to disaster riddled african states,
8. Commiting itself to the total economic liberation of poorer african states through the AFDB
9. giving you and every other silly ungrateful african a medium to air your stupidity(nairaland)
10. Playing the big brother role in the control and peaceful resolution of conflict in africa.
Note: all this may no be too pronounced in the present administration, but this are the hings that naija stand for in africa and this are some of the things other african leaders including your president expect from us,
no wonder the president of ghana could be seen visiting the government of states in nigeria, e.g Godswill Akpabio, rochas et al.
And believe me, we deserve this

Ashantiking: Liar, there are more Nigerians around the world than there are Ghanaians. There are some countries you will not see a single Ghanaian but you will find numerous Nigerians. As bad as Ghana is right now there are 3 million Nigerians still hustling in the country.

predicating facts with a very silly premise, do you know the population of brits abroad, do you know the population of chinese abroad, do you know the population of the chinese abroad or the indians and the lebanese, definately with a large population comes a massive desire for migration, its too bad ghana is just awakening to such realities

Ashantiking: There are more Nigerians in these countries except Germany than Ghanaians.

re u sane? Do you know the population of nigeria? Why would you want to compare the population of nigeria in diaspora to that of ghana, do you know that the population of nigeria in diaspora topples more than half the population of your country, or do you want to compare the population of the chinese diaspora to that of naija

gallantsoldier: Gaynaians are ungr8full bastards how can u bit the hand that feed u when all of u even ur leaders ran to nigeria for help u maggots cnt compare ur hellhole country to Naija when our movie and music are played all over ur street even ur (multichoice) cinemafrica our artist who could nt make it in nigeria are now making it in ghana and why are u guys on nairaland what happen to ur boring ghanaweb which was created by a nigeria man what can u slowpoke do without us

wow, easy bro. Jesu so that non interactive failure called ghana web is proudly nigerian too, hmm, naija is truly the african commerce empire

Ashantiking: No matter how bad is, Nigeria is ten times worst. At least you can say Ghana has peace of mind. Nigeria is burning both economically and security wise. So no comparison.

how is nigeria burning economically?

Ashantiking: Compare to Nigerians we are plenty proud. Is just that this president is making everything hard.

believe me i feel your pain, i understand what it is to be ruled by a clueless figurehead