₦airaland Forum

Booked two spaces earlier now i dont even know what to write on it again self., abeg who carry my pink lipstick, chei chioma go see my black lips today if i nor paint am.

Jenams: I want to see fighter jets in action pls

na you go carry camera go snap that one by yourself, see him head, nothing dey reach una

adconline: Dream on! Naija always using outliers as average. OBJ is an absurd example. How about that child selling "pure water" on the street? Literacy level in Naija is 60%, meaning only 6 out 10 Nigerians can read and write. Nigerians you see abroad are the best Naija has to offer, but it doesn't mean that everyone in Naija is like that. About 70million Nigerians can't read and write.

nobody asked you to pull out this shameful stats from yur a55, yuh still dont know what the op is talking abt, i jst wonder how you ve managed to avoid understandn this simple ish the op is saying, we re talking abt passion for something and you re busy pulling out stats from your a55

adconline: Why does Naija like to manufacture stupidity where is no need for it. U cited what the "MEDIA " told u that Nigerias are one of the most educated folks in the US; and U reject what the same " MEDIA" told u that Naija has one of the highest child illiteracy rates in the world..it's either we keep living in denial or accept it and solve the problem. Facts are facts!

give it a break bro, why do you want to ruin such a nice thread. Nigeria have the world highest child illiteracy ratio? Is that what the op is talking about he is actually talking about the do or die passion we have for degrees and certs, or have you ever wondered why OBJ at his age went back to school, we re talking about two different things here. And i promise you that with recent development new stats may show a reduction in childhood illiteracy in nigeria, thank you.

citizenisb: Update, one which many will say has been long overdue: Liberia Shuts Border Crossings to Slow Ebola Spread. From Bloomberg:

Only major border crossings at Roberts International Airport, James Spriggs Payne Airport, Foya Crossing, Bo Waterside Crossing, Ganta Crossing to remain open, AllAfrica.com says, citing Liberian govt statement.

At those entry points, testing centers to be set up; “stringent” preventive measures to be announced
New travel policy by Liberia Airport Authority on inspection, testing of all passengers to be strictly observed

There will be restrictions on public gatherings incl. solidarity marches, demonstrations

Hotels, restaurants, entertainment centers, video clubs to play 5-min. film on Ebola awareness, prevention
Govt vehicles to be commandeered, as needed, to support health delivery system
All govt facilities, public places to install/provide public access for hand-washing
* * *

It was a few short hours ago when we reported that as part of the escalating Ebola epidemic in West Africa a US doctor, Kent Brantly had himself succumbed to the deadly virus. Moments ago we found out that a second US doctor from the same aid organization in Liberia, Nancy Writebol, has been infected with Ebola.

nice step, i know say if na naija all this bigmen go dun carry their pple run commot

Now closing my gate to neighbours to slow ebola spread

This thread revealed alot.

MrT2011:
Sorry! You ate Pussycat- they taste alike, so can easily disguise as Leopard- where do you think they found Leopard, Lion or any wild cat- they are animals on extinction. Even when they find it for sale; I bet it'll be ridiculously expensive and unaffordable. Do you know the black market value for wild cat skins? Let alone the meat.

For the monkey you eat - Note that Human and Monkeys share same anatomy; so their meat will also taste alike.

The serial massacre, bombing and killings going on these days makes Human Flesh very much available in every hood, plus the desperation on most Nigerians to make money; many would certainly be lured. Such people will dive into this illicit act of selling to you Human meat in disguise for Monkey meat.

My dear friend you must had ate a Human Flesh.

Remember YOU are what you EAT!

are you kidding me? You think a local hunter would place an expensive price on an animal he has no way of preserving? As per the cost of the skin they are expensive only when you re selling it in among those who value it, or why do you think elephant tusk are being easily smuggled from uganda nd kenya by poor farmers and they still remain poor despite the expensive value of it

egbaguy: As a bloody civilian,i knw NOTHING about rifles,but i kinda luv d rifles the DSS guys do carry. It looks sexy and SCARY. Is it more effective than d AK47 the army uses?

thats the tavor rifle from isreal, it is important to note the fact that as at the time of its inception the DSS was the only african security agency using it. You shouldnt compare the TAR with an AK they are on different levels, the TAR is a standard special force issue in some countries rich enough to afford it in surplus quantity, the nigerian airforce special force were once said to be using the MTAR micro tavor, that one sexy pass this one

eaglechild: I love wildlife.

I didn't know leopards were common in Nigeria.

I actually doubt they are.

of course they are rare, you only find them on special occasions, sometimes this hunters do not intentionaly hunt them down na just mistake, but when they get them na to sell am sharply, believe me i like wildlife(bushmeat) too, but we both see it from different perspective

Frankenstein: This is why Africa will never develop! Backward and unreasonable thinking. I feel like slapping you, mister.

dont mind him, instead of him to say heineken,

eaglechild: Really?!

So you encourage the depletion of rare wild life.

believe me bro, this things are not rare at all, a village hunter would get you a full boar (bush pig) for just 35k and you fit use am host your wedding, this animals na only paper dem dey from dey rare, if i send one village hunter go catch on of those remaining 100 gorrilas in naija i am guaranteed to have it before tuesday, so long as the pay is right. No be we local consumers make them rare, na urbanisation and destruction of thier natural habitat and forest na him cause am. I am innocent, although my grandfather have the skin of several leopard in his large hunting collections

spyder880: Anu nchi and correct fresh palm-wine never killed anybody before

it has never killed anyone i stand to be quoted anywhere,

Elebiju: I love Bush meat even in this perilous time.

this is not fair oh, chai in this trying times na im only you wan devour that thing, money no dey, people are suffering but see wetin person wan chop, choi there is God oh

Akoja360: what u dnt knw doesn't rily kill you..til u kum knw am..till den na bush creatures sure pass..bt mk perxn no mistakenly chop bushbaby 1 day....and in all ur choping remember chicken tasted beta during the bird flu era.xo nw in this ebola season we at the Federal ministry of health urge all of you to stick solely to bushmeat especialy dat of hyena n vultures.

thanks minister, but oga minister why you nor like bushbaby now, i promise you if you taste am you go subscribe oh, potto meat na nice one oh, only say the close resemblance of its hand to the human hand they scare me

chidikus: When i was in Lagos i never seen a vulture but since i relocated to East Vulture meat in abudance here.i have eaten quails,guinea fowl.duck but have never seen a delicacy like vulture meat.It is herbal for two years i have been on vulture meat i never had fever.For me its the best bush meat.the egg goes for 5000/one.
Ebola virus.who be Ebola.Afer steaming all virus in d body dead.
VULTURE FARMING IS LUCRATIVE.the eggs are in high demand.Visit or draconian farms on how to train vultures.bats.snakes,monkeys.Training coming up soon.for reservations mail to chidikus@gmail.com

this are my men talking, oh boy i dun take your email, me wan try that vulture one of this days, but me no go like chop trained vulture meat, cus if its trained it wont taste like the real bushmeat(mentaly)

RoyalRoy: Pray tell.... how do you differentiate between Tiger meat and an Antelope's meat since it seems "you've eaten all the bush meat" that exist.

its easy cat meats always have this distinct taste, i remember when we bought a fresh leopard on my bday, the whole house fell sick after eating the meat, cat meats are not too sweet, either leopard oh, lion oh, cheeter oh, except that west african civet(i nor know either i spell am well) na dat one be the game changer for cat meat, lest i forget monkey meat dey make sence for stew, choi,
abi na scaly anteater you want talk, me dey look for them when them hungry me, i nor mind run go village market go buy this thing, to hell with ebola, this western people want to make us feel that anything african is bad

fingard02k: cant remember last time i ate it.. Over 13yrs

hmm you dey miss sha, well the best type of bush meat to eat is the one caught by snares,traps, i dont even advice the eating of gun hunted animals, i prefer the one killed by arrows. But instead of just going off to a restaurant to buy any meat in the name of bushmeat, one can get the fresh unskinned animal from village market(common in benin) and that way you will know what you re eating, back then i and my grandad do enjoy the taste of the african "cervet cat" common in benin, the giant grasscutter(cane rat), the porcupine, the giant ground squirrel,the potto(bush baby) the ostritch, Boa(na peppersoup tins), anteaters, squirrels(sweet but small) , and the bushfowl(usually eat this one with tears in my eyes, if dem use am cook soup for you, you go humble) many more sha,

IGBOSON1: I thought Blessing Okagbare had dual citizenship, and doesn't need to engage in all that absconding bizness!

I don't see anyone winning a medal absconding though......especially a gold medal!

the person posting this thing was there when phoolishness ws being created, he ws there and by jove he got a fair share to last him and his generation. I may laf wen d joke is good but pls dont joke with my patriotism,

Whateva rocks that Druggies boat

Theben: How come he's visiting the most asslicking, gullible and easy to exploit african countries?

even the phool who posted this is actually posting it for us to envy the fact that a common minister is visiting his buttlicking country, ghanians ehn! The fact that nigeria is no listed among the countries is the main reason why the phool posted it. The phool forget say 80% of chinese investment in africa is in nigeria, and thats what matters to both countries

SantaMafia: you are a little rat who's drunk on ogogoro. pan-africanism died long time ago, mor0n. did shitnigerians not "celebrate" Ghana's economy crisis in the 1980s? in fact they still talk about it, even on nairaland. so what the fvck is this modafaka spewing? fvcking loser! stupeeeeed shitnigerian. a MUMU from MUMUDOM Republic suffering from schizophrenia

you are seriously a waste of sperm and space!

lets have a toast to the scvmbag

wait pls be patient, before we have that toast i would like to ask you a question, have you seen any nigerian today, have any nigerian benefited you in anyway today, are you a little bit proud of yourself because of the hardwork of a nigerian(nairaland) if not, then i think i would join you in that toast

SantaMafia: hahahahaha why would I be angry when I'm having great fun kicking some shitnigerian azzes? look, those who live in glass houses don't throw stones,huh? hahahaha bashing shitnigeria is as easy as ABC. there is enough stuff even on nairaland to nail your dustbin country. nigeria is sinking fast and the earlier you guys come to terms with that reality the better. you can defend your country any way you can, but the rest of the world knows shitnigeria is a very sick country suffering from a terminal disease

your been happy about nigeria been a sick country makes you a very phoolish person, not even Nkrumah, mandela,Ghadafi,Azikiwe,Patrick.L, and other african anti imperialists were ever happy when any single african country was down trodden, why would i want to pull up facts to prove that a brother nation is poor? That is sheer phoolishness and i ve chasticed a southafrican for that in the past, or have you heared about WASU no i dont think so, cus in your search for evidence to prove that your country is better than a country (that even a single one of its average federating unit is richer than your country) you ve lost your common sense and now all that is left is pure phoolish unfettered hate for african growth.

SantaMafia: so why is obasanjo's farm not feeding the people of lagos? why are lagosians enduring hunger if obasanjo can feed them? is it not in the lagos that grown up men in work clothes were fighting over fashola's fanta? is it not the same lagos that a woman staged a hunger strike? look, size has nothing to do with it. just admit the fact that Ghana is better in terms of living conditions. what is life expectancy in your country? your country is shambolic. the earlier you come to terms with that reality, the better for you amd million of other deluded lunatics in your dustbin country

no no no, that is not how it works my man. Where did you hear that the populace of a city that has twice your GDP is suffering from hunger, do you even know the implication of what you are saying, your president would dance naked the day the economy of ghana comes close to that of lagos, and as per the woman on hunger strike, i will take it that you re plainly unintelligible and do not know the meaning of an hunger strike, only someone who have been eating enough can protest using hunger strike for it to have a meaning, so i wonder why you phoolishly brought hungerstrike to the table

SantaMafia: sharaaap . who gives a fvck about what you think? and don't give that nonsense about Ghanaians hating nigerians. Nigeriuans hate Ghanaians even more so quit your self righteous foooolish attitude!

I really don't care if I am called black or charcoal. I am a black african and don't preted to be anyone else. it is not an accident that shitnigerian is a the bleaching capital of the world,huh? what better evidence of a people collectively suffering from crass inferiority complex? to the average shitnigerian, black is bad and white is good. but it does not matter how you bleach, you will always be black

so after taking that walk i decided to sit down and relax and ask myself, why is santamaria angry, why is her hand shaking while typing in anger thereby making so many simple spelling errors and then i smiled to myself and said
the underdogs are barking for attention.

Edygrin: Why will i come to ghana?.. What for? My people just come there to make money. You call them prostitutes, who are those paying them for the sex? Nigerian men? abi sex starved ghanaians.. You call them drug dealers, are they the ones smoking/taking those drugs? Abi ghanaians. Any1 that falls victim to a yahoo boy is greedy, which is a trait every ghanaian has.

nigerian drugpeddler neva sell im matter for mexico or malaysia finish na ghana e wan from sell, shey fear go even let una president buy one once of cocaine, abi e wan sell ghana give dangote first son

SantaMafia: can you imagine the rubbish this eediot posted what has a small country dot to do with producing food. first of all, are Ghanaians responsible for you guys producing like pigs? and don't you people have a bigger land mass, or are you saying shitnigeria does not have enough land for farming/agriculture? the answer is simple. shitnigerians are the laziest people on earth. everybody wants fast money. how many shitnigerians engage in farming? it is nothing to with the population of a country, mor0n. I thought you guys always delighted in your big population. isn't that what makes shitnigeria the giANT of Africa? smh

all he is trying to say is that why cant your country indeginously feed its small population, the population of your country is not even larger than that of lagos, only obasanjo's farm can feed you guys

SantaMafia: hahahaha have you ever been to Ghana? I bet you don't even know the road to Ghana, yet you sit in your smelly, cursed dustboin country and make outrageous assumptions?

only a few of your people can afford to rent shops in Ghana. the vast majority of them are criminals, pr0stitutes, drug traffickers, 419ners. some also hawk phones on the streets and do menial jobs. I even bought coconut from an igbo boy at east lego yesterday. he's my regular customer.

so don't say what you don't know,huh? last week, three shitnigerians were caught with forged Ghanaian passports. and only recently, some nigerians forged the letter heads of the presidency. no day passes by without reports of criminal acts by shitnigerians in Ghana. smh

so he letterhead of your president is now so easy to forge that nigerian hackers are now forming it, choi, talk about brilliance and skillfullness guess those boys would have brought down your whole country government with just a laptop

SantaMafia: but are there Ghanaians still living in that hellh0le called MUMUDOM Republic? even shitnigerians are running to Ghana in large numbers for succor. so what will a Ghanaian still be doing in that cursed country? I am only quoting obasanjo who said shitnigeria is cursed LOL

you can also go ahead and quote your father who still regret the fact that the GMG era saw him packing back to ghana, why would i call a country "gaynia" why would i call an african "black or charcoal" i would never do that, i will only sit here and tell you how pained i am over your countries hate for my country pple. And while doing that i will take a walk round my compound and ask myself why cant everybody just relax and breath in the fresh Air, oh i know why cus some fools believe that they will choke to death if they breath the same Air with my people. Nigeria may be cursed but ghana isnt blessed either

londoner: I know they had to deal with hate during the GMG era, but I don't think its still the case.

It still does not disprove what I have said.

shatap! Dont go about spreading gabbage, nobody would even recognise a ghanian living in naija to even have time to discriminate. Look like you dont know how busy my people are

OXYGEN01: Dnt pity urself ok.That's how u ar naturally .Foolishness n stupidity is in ur blood.

you wont survive in another man's country, as for the wise ashantiking, who by reason of his bettered intellect has decided to make himself an icon of true royalty and nobility, i would say thank you for understanding morals and not allowing collective hate to blurr your vision, you are a true humanitarian

ichidodo: [color=#1980BC] Politics is all about leverage and just like Patrice Lumumba of Congo we can as well face the east for heavy military assets procurement.Right now, Russia and China have a production glut with most inventories variants of American flagship or model weaponry.We could work with these guys instead......Our military is corrupt, lazy and just not proactive enough.... [/color]

i beg to differ sir, politics isnt all about leverage, diplomacy is all about leverage