samieiyke: like everyone else I've been using airtel bis on my phone for a while... I came across a code for checking available data bundle (*141*11*0#) which I have been using. I got another code recently (*123*10#) which I have also tired but the results have always been different. I not that it's preventing me from browsing or anything, I just want to understand why and which one to believe. here is a my screenshot of both results.

exactly the same thing i noticed. i check mine with *141*712*0#. i noticed that its always 20mb lesser than the *123*10# account. so i always go with the lesser one as the correct one to be on the safe side.

please l also need it.My email-ustinlinks@yahoo.com

hi people.
am a winner but am in Aba so i couldn't make it to Shiloh.
Does anyone have any idea how i could get to listen to the Bishops AUDIO tapes online.
I only get time to listen to his tapes while working.
Guys am waiting
please help me out.
T H anks

is this the man u r talking about?

so why is it the best joke uh!!

that was very wicked of him

A WOMEN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?" The blind lady replied, "No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs."

Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!

The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

True story, Have a great day and remember, THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR

hey people advise me,

i have an uncle who bald n he wants me to renew his driver's license. I go to d people in charge and am given a form.

then a problem arises, what hair colour do I write on the form?

the story continues,
a third man comes up, and joins them at heaven's gate,

"How did u die" they ask him.

As he was about to explain, Peter appears at the gate,

Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"

So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell -- but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."

"That sounds like a pretty bad one to me," said Peter, and let the man in.

The man that just arrived comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story. The other two listen attentively,

"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."

Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.

then the second man, guilt written all over his face, came to the front of the line, and again Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story.

"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding inside a refrigerator, "

WHAT!!!

but d stubborn boy won't behave!

i still don't get it. what's with the cans?

Dear Abby,
I recently read your column advising grandparents on "tough love" for grandparents to give misbehaving grandchildren, whose own parents let them run wild. I have followed your advice, and enclose a picture demonstrating my technique when my grandson just won't behave while I'm baby sitting for his parents. They have told me not to spank him, so I just take him for a ride, and he usually calms down afterward.

Sincerely,
Tough Love Grandma

Jeez miqines. ENOUGH!! that ll do.

Two men waiting at heaven's gate strike up a conversation.

"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.

"I froze to death," says the second.

"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"

"It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"

"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."

The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.

"What do you mean?" asks the first man. "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."

@macgreat, y r u making we all to see ur side of the joke.
ours is not d funny side, so drop it.

A LAWYER WANTED TO VISIT HIS CLIENT. HE KNOWS THE STREET BUT NOT THE EXACT LOCATION OF THE HOUSE. AFTER WANDERING FOR SOMETIME, HE SPOTS HIS CLIENT'S SON PLAYING IN FRONT OF AN EMPTY HOUSE.
LAWYER: KELVIN, IS UR MOM AT HOME
KELVIN: YES

THE LAWYER GOES PAST HIM AND STARTS KNOCKING IN THE FRONT DOOR OF THE HOUSE,
TEN MINUTES LATER, STILL NO REPLY,

LAWYER: I THOUGHT U SAID UR MOM WAS AT HOME
KELVIN: THAT'S NOT MY HOME.

is this a joke or a prayer itself?

who cares where u jump into!

it works; that's great. but then Skirmish was right. it just one little (or big) trick. write the 1st 3 numbers, go through a maze of +X-/. then add the second ones. just like adding 3748 to a number like 2530000. this gives u d no. 2533748.
but then, the idea was pretty cool. keep it up.!

case not rested at all!