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| Re: Yo Momma! by clemcykul(f): 11:30am On Aug 06, 2007 |
yo mama menstrated nd lost 3000ounce of blood |
| Re: Yo Momma! by clemcykul(f): 11:23am On Aug 08, 2007 |
yo mama is so dumb she 4got her wedn date |
| Re: Yo Momma! by clemcykul(f): 11:25am On Aug 08, 2007 |
yo mama is so dump she wore a condom on her head thinkn it was a shower cap! |
| Re: Yo Momma! by clemcykul(f): 11:26am On Aug 08, 2007 |
ohh my yo mama is back again  she got drunk and slept wd the dog dats why ure the way u are |
| Re: Yo Momma! by clemcykul(f): 11:27am On Aug 08, 2007 |
yo mama saw a rat on her bed she screamed and called 911 |
| Re: Yo Momma! by clemcykul(f): 11:30am On Aug 08, 2007 |
yo mama is so jobless she set a marital counselling for monkeys!! youre invited for the workshop  ! |
| Re: Yo Momma! by clemcykul(f): 11:31am On Aug 08, 2007 |
yo mama was advicd not to wash her dirty undies outside, wen she had a fight wd yo papa she took his dirty undies outside to wash just to spite yo papa. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by clemcykul(f): 11:33am On Aug 08, 2007 |
yo mama is so dirty wen she lafed some goats advised her to see a dentist, hop ure teeths are ok? |
| Re: Yo Momma! by clemcykul(f): 11:49am On Aug 08, 2007 |
yo mama is so thin she fell on the bed and broke all her bones |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 11:08am On Aug 09, 2007 |
Ur momma is so fat shes used as a blood bank.(shes gt all d blood typs in her) |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 11:20am On Aug 09, 2007 |
Ur momma is so fat wen she stepd on d scale she saw her fone numba |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 11:40am On Aug 09, 2007 |
Ur momma is lyk a bus, its big, it dont smell too gud nd its only a dollar to ryde. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 11:41am On Aug 09, 2007 |
Da last tyme ur momma saw 90210 waz on her bathrum scale. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 11:43am On Aug 09, 2007 |
If ur momma bought a fur cloth a specie will b in xtinct. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 11:45am On Aug 09, 2007 |
Ur momma is so dumb she bought a video tape on aw to fix her VCR! |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 11:48am On Aug 09, 2007 |
Ur momma is so stupid shes gt a glass door wit a peep hole! |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 11:49am On Aug 09, 2007 |
Wen ur momma told me her weight i tot it waz her fone numba. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by ovic(m): 11:51am On Aug 09, 2007 |
Jeez miqines. ENOUGH!! that ll do. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 11:54am On Aug 09, 2007 |
Wen ur momma told me her weight i tot it waz her fone numba. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 11:55am On Aug 09, 2007 |
Wen ur momma told me her weight i tot it waz her fone numba. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 12:05pm On Aug 09, 2007 |
Ur momma starvf for 40 days nd still weighed a thousand pounds. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 12:06pm On Aug 09, 2007 |
Ur momma is so fckn fat she IS ur momma. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 12:12pm On Aug 09, 2007 |
@ovic nw i'm kul, 4 d tyme being |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Beneth(m): 12:25pm On Aug 09, 2007 |
Yo momma has such fat ass that when sits on a chair she is 3feet taller  |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 1:05pm On Aug 09, 2007 |
Ur momma is so fat, even a hundred men kant lift her spirit. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 2:20pm On Aug 09, 2007 |
Ur momma is so fat d only thing kipin her 4rm d weight loss centre is d door! |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 2:38pm On Aug 09, 2007 |
Ur momma is so ugly she culd only b ur momma! |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 3:32pm On Aug 09, 2007 |
Ur momma is so poor buglars break into her aous nd leave money. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 5:37pm On Aug 09, 2007 |
Ur momma is so old she use to babysit yoda. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 5:38pm On Aug 09, 2007 |
Ur momma is so stupid she tot Tiger Woods waz a forest! |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 5:42pm On Aug 09, 2007 |
Ur momma is so fat she doznt nid internet, shes already worldwide. |
| Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 5:43pm On Aug 09, 2007 |
Ur momma is so old wen she waz in skul, HISTORY waz kald CURRENT AFFAIRS! |
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