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Politics / Re: Bandits Expose SIM-NIN Linkage Failure, Police Can’t Track Gunmen by Oweku: 8:36am On Jul 13, 2021
A business that government is doing everything possible to legalize..


To track them is as simple as ABC, but the people in government are getting their shares from it.. The problem now is that they don't know what dey are cooking.

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Romance / Re: Infidelity: Two Kenyan Men Agree To Exchange Their Wives As Settlement by Oweku: 10:00pm On Jul 12, 2021
U mean like sim swap?

If it America I for no dey surprise.. But African countries re becoming something else of late..


What happened to African tradition?

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Celebrities / Re: Zubby Michael: "I Am The Biggest Nollywood Actor, I Don't Launder Money" by Oweku: 9:59pm On Jul 12, 2021
He is very good..
Business / Re: Julius Eze Returns ₦2.5 Million Mistakenly Transferred To His Account by Oweku: 9:05pm On Jul 12, 2021
grin grin
Factfinder1:
If ne me na to go buy land first, change clothes and phone and chop well then use the remaining money start indomie and pos business for any booming university like unilag or unizik after that if heaven wan fall make e fall
Politics / Re: 'Light At The End Of The Toilet' - Senator Ali Ndume Commits Blunder (Video) by Oweku: 8:47pm On Jul 12, 2021
What do u expect... Little or no education.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Woman Cries Out After Her Store Was Completely Looted In South Africa. by Oweku: 8:45pm On Jul 12, 2021
shocked
Family / Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by Oweku: 8:36pm On Jul 12, 2021
grin grin

Munzy14:

That pant spreading is almost a tradition...grin


Family / Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by Oweku: 8:35pm On Jul 12, 2021
vickydankal:
I and my husband had long stop the use of "feel at home" in our house. The last time we did, a church member lived with us for 2 years and 8 months. In fact he left because we paid for a self con apartment for him and he kept coming for Weekends until my husband told him off. The man can finish 3 cups of garri at 8pm dinner and still go out boil 3 packs of noodles by 10pm
It seems that word is meant for the Rich guests
Na obiageri be him name?

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Family / Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by Oweku: 8:31pm On Jul 12, 2021
Themainboy22:
Feel at home feel at home, babe decided to spend the night. Called the next day to inform me that she forgot some of her clothes (pant and bra) in my room, Told her to come around 4PM to pick it. I came back from work, waited for the babe but nowhere to be found. I decided to sleep not until around 10PM, I heard a knock on the door, went to open it, behold it was this babe with a bag full of clothes and I was like which kind wahala be this. Long story short, She spent the night again, refused to go and started pretending peforming some wife duties. I was pissed because I wanted to hit and run. It took alot of advise and counselling from family and friends, to finally came up with a good tactics to evict her after three weeks.

So u no want make we come for naming ceremony? grin
Politics / Re: AGF Malami Welcomes Ohanaeze's Legal Team To Monitor Nnamdi Kanu's Trial by Oweku: 8:09pm On Jul 12, 2021
Trash..

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SARSCoV2:
The best Kanu wil get is a 60 year jail term, if he his legal counsel can knock off the death penalty or life imprisonment.

Kanu is cooked already!

His wife should start looking for a fvck mate cos she cannot wait that long

Even Winnie Mandela could not wait
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Politics / Re: Miyetti Allah: South-West Governors Hiding Igboho From Security Operatives by Oweku: 8:02pm On Jul 12, 2021
At least he not killed anyone.. Unlike those hiding killer bandit..
Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie Declared Membership Of APC In 2016 Not 2021 by Oweku: 6:54pm On Jul 12, 2021
Sunday2021:
read what you just wrote.

Your comments cn stand on its own...
Stop quoting me
Politics / Re: There Will Be No Peace - GAFDAN, Fulani Group Warns Southern Governors by Oweku: 2:25pm On Jul 12, 2021
I will advice to follow him to daura after 2023..else they will smell their anus..
Politics / Re: Adamu Abdulhamid’s Degree Is Fake - London Graduate School by Oweku: 2:20pm On Jul 12, 2021
90% of them up north claiming certificate from outside this country, did not even graduate from our local university..


I served in the north, during junior waec I go to their houses to bring to exam hall..

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Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie Declared Membership Of APC In 2016 Not 2021 by Oweku: 2:07pm On Jul 12, 2021
She should have no business with anything INEC... This people think they can fool us..

If she was former APC person she should not be allowed to be d commissioner of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC). .

Do u know that in a football match between Nigeria and Ghana for instance.. No matter how honest or good a referee is, if the referee is a Nigerian he won't be allowed to participate in the March?


To justify the fairness of the game..

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Education / Re: Protest In Nnamdi Azikwe University Over Hike In School Fees (Photos) by Oweku: 2:02pm On Jul 12, 2021
angry
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Illuminatiship:
Why na pussy market don drop? Eya no customer well no money on ground..
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Politics / Re: NIA Gets N4.87bn Budget To Track, Intercept Calls, Messages by Oweku: 11:23am On Jul 12, 2021
oluseyiforjesus:
Nigeria n fraud is like 5&6
Who get dat Zuma pix?
Politics / Re: PIB Would Permit Only Dangote Refinery, NNPC To Import Fuel by Oweku: 11:07am On Jul 12, 2021
Amaechi2023:
for goodness sake, why does the media have to make everything come from s tribal perspective?
I mean for what sake?
the bill clearly approved for those with active refinery license and if dangote is the only one with those license, why on earth is the media trying so hard to fuel ethnic tension to illiterates?
many of us knows that several other Nigerians have stakes and investment in dangote refinery and it is the goal of every business to monopolize its product and deal with competitors.
if dangote is doing that, why the fowl cry?
innosson is forcing its cars down the troath of the govt despites its heavy price but yet Buhari led govt still compress itself to help innoson.
anyone that takes the affairs of big men into tribal war must be a fool and has achieved the hidden goal of this post.

last time it was one rubbish rumour that dangote sells cement at Mozambique or so for 1,300 but a quick check shows Nigeria has one of the cheapest cement price in Africa..
people were raining insults on dangote but refused to ask themselves why ibeto cement and others weren't cheaper.
rubbish entity..

Oando, Mobile, MRS... Bro dem too many... Dangote na new commer for oil business..
Celebrities / Re: Chichi Morah: Sound Sultan's Wife Breaks Down At His Funeral In New Jersey by Oweku: 11:01am On Jul 12, 2021
Na only u understand yourself.. Noted


Tell us the popular artist u know 1 on 1.

Elock1:
baba na English be your problem.. No be my fault, people way understand done understand.

I have no point to prove to you.. Cheers.
Celebrities / Re: Chichi Morah: Sound Sultan's Wife Breaks Down At His Funeral In New Jersey by Oweku: 11:00am On Jul 12, 2021
Na only u understand yourself.. Noted

Elock1:
baba na English be your problem.. No be my fault, people way understand done understand.

I have no point to prove to you.. Cheers.
Celebrities / Re: Chichi Morah: Sound Sultan's Wife Breaks Down At His Funeral In New Jersey by Oweku: 9:36am On Jul 12, 2021
Elock1:
you just rush and write rubbish.. I said personally (meaning I know him only on Television and shows) .. English really hard sha.

And if I haven't seen someone will I go on to describe him as having a humble personality?


Let me break it down for you to understand
I don't know him 1-on-1

No dey deceive yourself... You know 2face, psquare, dbanj, wizkid.. You know dem one on one?
Celebrities / Re: Chichi Morah: Sound Sultan's Wife Breaks Down At His Funeral In New Jersey by Oweku: 9:06am On Jul 12, 2021
Indomine generation spotted..

Elock1:
angry
I don't know this guy personally but him death really pain me like say na my brother


There is this aura of humility around him.

RIP sound sultan.
Sports / Re: Italy Crowned Euro 2020 Champions: See Pictures Of The Final Day by Oweku: 11:37pm On Jul 11, 2021
2 bench warmers came from nowhere and dabaru everything..

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Family / Re: Decomposing Corpse Of Woman Found In Her Benin Apartment 9 Days After (Video) by Oweku: 8:04pm On Jul 11, 2021
Do u think Education is only about going to school and getting a degree..

Common sense is like deodorant, and the people who need it don't aways use it..

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Religion / Re: Pastor Abel Damina: Hallelujah Is Not A Heavenly Language (Video) by Oweku: 7:45pm On Jul 11, 2021
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Celebrities / Re: I Am Sexier Than 90% Of You All- Bobrisky Tells Hating Female Fans by Oweku: 7:43pm On Jul 11, 2021
GeneralPula:
One thing that helps this dude is that shehe has a high self esteem & confidence. Shehe doesn’t give a damn about public rants..

grin grin
Politics / Re: SERAP Asks Court To Slash Jumbo Allowances For Buhari, Govs, NASS Members by Oweku: 3:50pm On Jul 11, 2021
naturefellow:
good luck living in denial of what you truly are
Otey..
Politics / Re: SERAP Asks Court To Slash Jumbo Allowances For Buhari, Govs, NASS Members by Oweku: 12:36pm On Jul 11, 2021
naturefellow:
you're conditioned to the statusquo. Why oppose someone or an agency standing for change, when on your own can't initiate it?

Don't be an armchair critic, and devil's advocate at the same time. You rather shut up!

You are a big fool for referring to me as any of that.
Politics / Re: SERAP Asks Court To Slash Jumbo Allowances For Buhari, Govs, NASS Members by Oweku: 9:41am On Jul 11, 2021
Not these people they mentioned.. Cause they are all above the law..

Ordinary Lasman oga for Lagos say him no go obey court order.. Na this one's?

SERAP should just SHETAP!!

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Crime / Re: Bandits Abduct Emir Of Kajuru, Alhassan Adamu, 12 Other Family Members In Kaduna by Oweku: 9:33am On Jul 11, 2021
In Kaptain's voice..

You no want make I cash out, abi you guyman wen get black heart?'

The government should do the needful..

Yeye dey smell..

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Travel / Re: 5 Friends Die In A Car Accident While Retuning From Nightclub In Port Harcourt by Oweku: 3:40pm On Jul 10, 2021
Don't drink and drive... The English no hard..


Am waiting for the "if ur time don reach you go die people"

Sometimes we cause our problems ourselves..

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Crime / Re: Ogun Okada Rider Stabs Tricyclist To Death Over Right Of Way by Oweku: 10:43am On Jul 10, 2021
Kids everywhere

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Bolustical:
Denis Nwambam

IPOB riffraffs are always angry, doing the thinking after the actions.

Imagine it was the other way round, they will be shouting genocide upandan.

Clowns!
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